Saturday night shut in party!
What's going on, /OT?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 19:11, 136 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I drank an awful lot of wine last night
and have been cripplingly hungover all day as a consequence. So attending a football match with 26,000 people shouting and clapping and generally hurting my head wasn't ideal. But we beat Chelsea and that makes me feel better.

Tonight I shall be quietly watching some uncomplicated telly and going to bed early.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 19:29, Reply)

Awwww. poor you.
can you feel the sympathy? Can you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 19:32, Reply)

Like a soothing compress on my forehead

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 19:33, Reply)

Was there a reason for excessive winery?
Or just a general Friday night partying?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 19:37, Reply)

general boozing

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 20:11, Reply)

I'm eating porridge now
it's helping.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 20:16, Reply)

Is it your own porridge?
hurr hurr
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 20:19, Reply)

*bokes*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 20:19, Reply)

Cracking result today.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 20:20, Reply)

too true
Tomorrow I shall be glad I went.

Yours wasn't quite so good, I see.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 20:21, Reply)

I bet Bobby will be insufferably pleased.
My dad (a mad keen 'pool supporter) was not.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 20:22, Reply)

NUFFIN!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 20:09, Reply)

Evenin.
Shouldn't you be singing lullabyes or reading bedtime stories or something?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 20:20, Reply)

nah, babba sleeps 7 til 7, so it's just me pirate bay and some gin for now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 20:46, Reply)

That's a very well trained baby.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 20:47, Reply)

nah, rum in the milk innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 20:51, Reply)

Does it have rum in it when comes out of the tap?
Clever Mrs ape.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 21:02, Reply)

I'm outside the pub
Smoking a tab.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 20:10, Reply)

I didn't know you smoked.
How was your shopping?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 20:21, Reply)

I was done in no time.
I got half a dozen work shirts and a couple of casual shirts.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 20:23, Reply)

Man, you live the high life.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 20:26, Reply)

Don't I just.
Tell ya, I find it difficult keeping up with myself at times.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 20:32, Reply)

So what does the evening hold in store for you?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 20:43, Reply)

Watching Take Me Out, always amusing.
Cleaned the entire house today, looks amazing now. Found a great couple of disco mixes online and bought an ace France shirt. Good day today.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 20:43, Reply)

Of all of your gay posts,this is the gayest
girl tv, cleaning, disco and shopping...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 20:45, Reply)

says the man drinking mother's ruin...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 20:47, Reply)

gin is the king of spirits

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 20:50, Reply)

Disco is the best music on earth.
Take Me Out is hilarious.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 21:02, Reply)

disco is the worst music on earth
and take me out has all the artistic merit of a sea slugs anus
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 21:07, Reply)

I didnt say it had any artistic merit.
And anyone that doesn't like disco is quite frankly a fucking oddball.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 21:13, Reply)

disco is so camp, shit and fucking irritating
I would, and I am being serious, suggest it was one of the worst styles of music ever devised, imho
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 21:18, Reply)

It's uplifting and euphoric.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 21:48, Reply)

it's camp and depressing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 21:57, Reply)

Not much
been a very quiet day.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 20:49, Reply)

more news as it happens!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 20:50, Reply)

On the hour, every hour

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 20:52, Reply)

Where've ya been, gal?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 20:55, Reply)

Family drama
travelled three times to Ireland and back :( How are you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 20:55, Reply)

That sounds meh.
Nothing exciting over here, really. A few job applications, a matching number of fuck-offs, a diet started.
God, I think I've just bored myself to sleep.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 21:01, Reply)

Haha, coming to the Bristol bash?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 21:38, Reply)

Is this something to do with knocking your breasts together?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 21:39, Reply)

You mean Jeffstock?
Yeah!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 21:54, Reply)

Good stuff :D
staying the night, or getting the train back?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)

the boss has volunteered to come and pick me up.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 22:20, Reply)

Good stuff
look forward to seeing you
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 22:32, Reply)

*baits breath*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 20:55, Reply)

You'll catch flies like that

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 20:56, Reply)

*swallows spider*
*swallows bird*
*swallows cat*
*panics*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 21:09, Reply)

*offers dog*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 21:15, Reply)

jeff's gone home but thanks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 21:16, Reply)

me and my dad used to sing that song over and over and over when we were in the car.
my mum still shudders when she hears it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 21:18, Reply)

eh? what song is that then?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 21:31, Reply)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiESiO6tLM8
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 21:56, Reply)

gonna have a cup of tea and watch Dr. Who with my mum.
crazy evening.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 20:50, Reply)

how's ya clavical?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 20:50, Reply)

Some strong beer
And The Bobby Hamilton Quintet Unlimited
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 21:20, Reply)

not much is going on here.
am awake at silly o'clock after being tired as fuck yesterday. But on the plus side, I'm allll moved into my unit at university.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 21:23, Reply)

hi pops! Out of interest whereabouts in your enormus country do you reside?
hows uni working out? I miss uni
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Shameless grooming here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 21:36, Reply)

NO*
*maybe
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 21:40, Reply)

I live in Geelong.
Uni will be great when it starts on tuesday. I'm really looking forward to it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 1:00, Reply)

PARTY THREAD!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=21ChkFiX1j4
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)

there's nobody fucking here is there.
all alone again :'(
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 22:11, Reply)

and bottom of the thread.
right, that's it, I'm going to kill myself now ;(
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 22:12, Reply)

I'm here MMPS
:*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 22:12, Reply)

Fuck you then you flaky bitch

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 22:13, Reply)

kiss me quick you sexy fucker.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 22:14, Reply)

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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 22:15, Reply)

*lubes up*

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 22:16, Reply)

is horribly reminded of Sintorum

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 22:20, Reply)

hi Amberl, wanna join in? Make this a fun time threesome,

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 22:22, Reply)

I'm good thanks
it's like walking past a car crash.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 22:24, Reply)

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 22:28, Reply)

car crashes turn you on? you sick bitch.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 22:39, Reply)

I inspired that Ballard book

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 22:48, Reply)

euro tits
www.youtube.com/results?search_query=i%27m+so+heavy+dizzee+rascal+chase+and+status&oq=i%27m+so+heavy&aq=1&aqi=g10&aql=&gs_sm=1&gs_upl=215l4834l0l6898l13l13l1l0l0l0l687l1833l0.5.1.5-1l7l0
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 22:12, Reply)

aussie flange!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1hzXKcQrg0&feature=related
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 22:14, Reply)

I was acshully referring to your video...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbQCf8F1JsE
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 22:15, Reply)

needs more furry.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 22:16, Reply)

hold on i'm looking for something......

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 22:18, Reply)

this is excellent
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-Z0ACjFvCw
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 22:20, Reply)

chill it man!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdt8qV0k9_s
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 22:24, Reply)

oky doke....needs time
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXO-jKksQkM
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 22:27, Reply)

i'm all out of gin :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 22:30, Reply)

Go and buy some more

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 22:31, Reply)

nah cannae do tha
babbashitting
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 22:32, Reply)

What kind of sick filth are you doing?
Leave that child alone!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 22:35, Reply)

hey. she shits on me all thebtime
yet i'm the bad guy, unbelievable
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 22:38, Reply)

parents visiting
there was a weird moment in the chippy with them being served by one of my ex-students. Mum also spent ages fussing clean my kitchen.

Gone til tomorrow now. how's you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:15, Reply)

well, I supose that tells us what happens to Art Students...
Evenin' Cap'n
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:21, Reply)

evening!
well to be fair to him he is doing it while he's at uni

wa gwan, bro?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:24, Reply)

not a lot, unless you count my mutant healing power.
been tired all day, now wide awake and bored.:(
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:26, Reply)

are they not giving you super pain killers
that make you sleep?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:32, Reply)

I have some super-strength Codine, but I seem to be immume to it
it's no bother, not geting much pain now, except for waking up in the night with an achey shoulder and ibuprophen seems to sort that. Thge position I go to sleep in seems important though.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:34, Reply)

mr b3th has royally fucked his achilles tendon
and is hobbling around on triple strength codeine. He doesn't seem to be as 'fuzzy' as I would have expected. He's doing a lot of fucking moaning though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:35, Reply)

more gin?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:42, Reply)

COdine + alkyhol = stop breathing
apparently
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:44, Reply)

less gin, then

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:45, Reply)

I'm on 2X30mg Codine.
It helps I think, but really not sure it's as strong as I expected. I thought it was doing things, but the the pain started going awy by it's self. I'f I hadn't seen the X-Ray I'd not think the damage was as bad as it is.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:43, Reply)

That's what he's got.
They said four times a day, and he only got them this morning, so maybe he'll actually sleep tonight, and it'll start to feel better tomorrow.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:46, Reply)

fingers crossed, I seem to be a freak.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:47, Reply)

Well, that goes without saying.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:49, Reply)

true.
Swings and roundabouts I s'pose being immune to Codine seems less good, but healing quicker than expected is a bonus.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:51, Reply)

Have you checked your bones for adamantium?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:52, Reply)

Nope.
surely that would have been on the x-ray, also the bone would not have broken in the first place.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:56, Reply)

perhaps some other metal then
one that isn't so impermiable to x rays and which braks easier...aluminium foil?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:57, Reply)

bakelite doesn't show up on xrays.
i know it's not exactly a metal, but still...

/knows a fact.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:00, Reply)

that'll do!
perhaps he's made from scrap old phones from the 50s
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:01, Reply)

I like t5he idea od Bakelite bones,

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:02, Reply)

either your fingers got fatter
or those pills are kicking in
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:02, Reply)

sloppy typing
or you could be right
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:12, Reply)

Also
why should we call you Logan when you obviously can't be trusted to run?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:03, Reply)

legs work fine
just the arm's not great.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:12, Reply)

Hey Cavy, old bird.
I thought everyone had gone to bed.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:31, Reply)

parents only just left. Readjusting now
I now have a table and a loan of a wallpaper steamer
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:33, Reply)

I can barely keep up with the levels of excitement in this place.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:33, Reply)

word.
the only other excitement was getting £10 off an old lady for picking her off the floor and driving her home.

Good pay after pushing her over*...


*I didn't really btw, I'm not that much of a bitch
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:36, Reply)

You should buy yourself some wethers

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:38, Reply)

I have kept it in the glove compartment of my car
I think it's from reading too much of this Japanese fantasy stuff where every action is fated and meaningful, but the weird coincidences that led to it (non of which are particularly interesting btw) made it feel like I was a character in a badly plotted story with awkward reasons for interacting with another character. Thus, for me, the tenner is like Chekov's gun and will be important in a later act.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:41, Reply)

i look forward to hearing more.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:42, Reply)

just you wait
that was a minor incident which will turn out to be important as the plot progresses.

unless I am the minor character in someone else's story. Then nothing more will be heard from me except in a flashback
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:43, Reply)

You'll be wandering about somewhere
and you will have an absolute, desperate, life-or-death need for a ten pound note. It will be a week before pay day and you'll be just about to cry, then you'll remember that kindly old lady and rush to the car to find the money.
Then later you'll go to her address to thank her, and the neighbours will say there hasn't been anyone living there since the old lady died before xmas. There will be an ethereal light in the sky as you walk away from the front door, and you'll feel a warm hand upon your shoulder.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:49, Reply)

this sounds most likely
Although now I'm worrying I'm just a bit part in someone else's film/book and have no further role to play

SATURDAY NIGHT EXISTENTIAL CRISIS!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:51, Reply)

I'm going to bed now.
And when I turn off my computer you will cease to exist.

Sorry to be the bearer and all taht...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:01, Reply)

shit
night!

do I get to exist when you switch it on again?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:02, Reply)

I bloody hope so!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:02, Reply)

if I'm not here when your back next
you killed me

:(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:04, Reply)

At least I know where your money is hidden...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:06, Reply)

My feet
Fucking kill
( Kroney, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:36, Reply)

are they ninjas?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:37, Reply)

You kick people to death?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:38, Reply)

beat you!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:39, Reply)

I'm old and slow.
And watching telly.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:40, Reply)

Oh man, I had a great time, dont think it was a date, there were no moves made, but we were jawing all night and she loved my fish'n'chips even though I made quite a few mistakes when cooking them.
Plus we watched the first paranomal activity, which isn't as scary as the second one, but still pretty gosh darn creepy. I put on The Office (us) afterwards as he needed something light heated.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:55, Reply)

And we're meeting up next saturday.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:55, Reply)

Well I'm back from the pub.
I thought you should know. Just in case you were worried.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 1:54, Reply)