Proof
The North is full of povvos, bad luck chaps: www.guardian.co.uk/news/datablog/interactive/2012/mar/06/poverty-map-england-experian

alt: Mansion tax, that's a shit idea isn't it?

altalt: elevensies?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:58, 108 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

sympathy reply for the affulent Southener

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:02, Reply)

AltAlt: I have no elevenses
As the regular sandwich lady isn't coming today. I have to wait for the expensive one who doesn't arrive until 11:45.

SOOO HUNGRY
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:03, Reply)

i have BBQ hula hoops

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:03, Reply)

get your paws off them you damn dirty ape

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:04, Reply)

too late, eaten them all
still hungry though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:05, Reply)

Doesn't seem to work on my pc
*sadface*

Alt:
My mansion is fine, ta

Alt Alt:
I am fucking starving so yes please
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:09, Reply)

your area is red, put it that way

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:11, Reply)

I would doubt my specific area is, TBH
EDIT:

Turned up now. My red is lighter!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:12, Reply)

53rd place

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:14, Reply)

48th here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Ha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:19, Reply)

it was 130th before you moved in :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:21, Reply)

He should see a Doctor about that

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Its fucking itchy too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:13, Reply)

East Northants
162nd and 178th. Solid.

Altalt: I've just had a Boots meal deal for brunch. I may now have a nap.
(I Am Plague @Mistication92, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Good morning Mr The Edinburgh

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Ah well
Alt: No idea

Alt Alt: Rib n Spicy Nik Naks for me.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Oh man, Rib ' n Saucy are the biz!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Get lost
Nice 'n' Spicy!!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:19, Reply)

It doesn't look too dissimilar to maps showing which way people vote
The affluent areas on that map are mostly Tory heartlands, the povvo areas, Labour.

Alt: I don't know much about mansion tax, but surely it won't affect you in your London shoebox?

Altalt: I nicked some lemon drizzle cake, leftover from someone's birthday yesterday, from the staff kitchen. It was a little disappointing.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Would mansion tax affect anyone on here?
I wouldn't think so
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Apart from you with your massive 8 bedroom house in the North

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Not worth £1m though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:23, Reply)

Ths year we are knocking the two top bedrooms together into one mega-bedroom
This is a good thing, though perhaps not for the value of the house
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:24, Reply)

add a fireman's pole

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:26, Reply)

*ponders*
Mrs Cow is on a "revamp the house" mission at the moment. I've just had to shell out £2k on new wardrobes and £500 on new towel rails/fitting
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Fucking hell, are the rails made of platinum or something?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Sliding Door Wardrobe Company
We have two massive walk-in wardrobes in our room that we are getting "done"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:32, Reply)

So in summary
Yes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:32, Reply)

I suspect it's not the only thing getting 'done'

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:55, Reply)

If you're in london it ent about mansions so probs

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:29, Reply)

maybe we should just kill all the povvos
then the rest of us could all live in our mansions without paying any tax at all?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:31, Reply)

And who will clean the mansions?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:33, Reply)

clean?
when a house gets dirty, you just buy a new one surely?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:39, Reply)

lemon drizzle can be brilliant
No it won't affect me, but the point the lib dems are making is tht people are gaining wealth through house price rises and not being taxed on it. So wtf is capital gains tax then?

Also it will massively punish those living in London the South East compared to therest of the country.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Redressing the balance somewhat.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:22, Reply)

what about the family or older person who has lived in the smae house for 25 years
and seen it's price rise, are they wealthy? Do they deserve to pay more. I'd say not
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:24, Reply)

smae house taxes should rise

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Is that the follow-on milk manufacturer?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Yeah, its a fucking rip off
£7 for a tin?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:27, Reply)

They should definitely tax their houses then.
Nakers is bang on the button here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Apey, I'd print this out and frame it ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:29, Reply)

'Did I ever tell you about the time
Monty and Sporto ganged up on me because I can't spell for shit?'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:31, Reply)

+rap

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:32, Reply)

I like gang rap

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:33, Reply)

The "ed" was already there
Is there a symbol for inserting a word in the middle of another?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Oh wait
It is still grammatically shite.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:37, Reply)

lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:32, Reply)

I have a collection of scrrenshots of when Monty is nice pinted and stuck up on my walls with jizz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:34, Reply)

spacktypinglols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:35, Reply)

He's collecting some jizz while he is typing to stick this latest one up

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:36, Reply)

I've madea papier mache mask that looks liks monty for me to wear

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:45, Reply)

£9.50 down here the bastards

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Really?
I thought pricing for SMA type stuff was fixed. i.e. no sales on it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Fucking idiots
It comes out of the missus' tits for free. I've even cancelled our order from the milkman.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:31, Reply)

lend us your misses then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Milk your own

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:37, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:44, Reply)

some maybe, but a blanket rule is going to be a fucking mess

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Cake is shit. It's also a fookin' disgrace.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:24, Reply)

/manning up

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:26, Reply)

*throws up pelvis*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Mansion tax? Not heard of that one.
Elevenses, are Steak and Onion crisos, Lucozade Orange Barley and a Snickers. Healthy or what?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:21, Reply)

or what

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:23, Reply)

As I live in Tower Hamlets I think I shall just be quiet here.
Alt: very shit
Alt alt: I'm currently 'dining at the Y' courtesy of your lice-infested mum.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Tower Hamlets CH are one of our customers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Oh do say hi to Majumdar for me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:27, Reply)

And Narinder.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:28, Reply)

And Al-Jihadi Gupta.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:28, Reply)

*allah ackbars*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:29, Reply)

*orders dual-language road signs so the poor dears don't have to bother learning English*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:30, Reply)

*also orders loads of nails and some drainpipe*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:31, Reply)

*draws cartoon*
*runs away*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:30, Reply)

My doctor friend was talking about a hospital around there where pretty much every medical student in london has worked in at some point...
... and how _every_ one of them has been mugged at least once.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:50, Reply)

He's got to find those child support payments somehow.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:03, Reply)

That must be Whitechapel.
It's foul round there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Just ask the Victorain prossies

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:16, Reply)

no 11's
but i LOVE lemon drizzle cake. who was talking about that, damn them to hell?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Just found a recipe for it.
I've never actually baked anything. It seems simple enough though.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:35, Reply)

1. bake cake
2. eat many lemons and sugar
3. wank over cake
4. ??????
5. Profit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:43, Reply)

please tell me your wife cooks your kid's birthday cake

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:45, Reply)

I made her a frosted chocolate log

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Scat is alive and well, and living on b3ta.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:53, Reply)

Kroney is your daughter?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:54, Reply)

I disowned her after the incident at the Star Trek convention
i told her, smearing shit onto your forhead will not make a good klingon costume
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:00, Reply)

I got a recipy for a fucking amazing lemon drizzle cake, if you squeeze down enough with your tounge your mouth fills up with lemon syrup.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:49, Reply)

how are you still single?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:01, Reply)

I TOLD YOU TO GO OUT WITH HIM
DIDN'T I?? BUT WOULD YOU LISTEN? WOULD YOU HECK?? THATS IT I'M LEAVING FOREVER I'VE HAD IT MY OPIONON COUNTS FOR NOTHING
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:18, Reply)

you are correct about your opinion

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:21, Reply)

omg look at the pop page its so shit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Clicken dis

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:49, Reply)

pop page Quintin's face
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:49, Reply)

ULTRA FROWN ACTIVATE! D:<

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Every page is improved by your absence, I find.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:49, Reply)

you are a penis

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:51, Reply)

They don't seem to get that just because you live in a multi-million pound house, it doesn't mean you have millions in the bank.
There are lots of people who have inherited or widdowed a big home, one they've lived in all their lives, who are struggling to keep the up-keep of such a property. "They can just downsize then" is as heartless in this area as it is for people on the other end of the scale who can't afford their council homes.

I honestly think people who make desisions for the gov are living in a different planet, they're so far removed from a normal life that it's rediculous. I think the MPs and what-not need to try living in a council house on benfits for a month to see what it's really like. And for that matter, the journelests who imply that everyone on benfits has an easy ride too.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:47, Reply)

actually dole scum can fuck off and all

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Harsh but fair.
A quarter of working age Liverpudlians are on benefits.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:52, Reply)

It all depends on why you're on the dole.
Some people I got lots of sympathy for, others need a kick up the arse.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:54, Reply)

of course
but i feel we need to kick harder and more often and on more people
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Simply inventing this role would create hundreds of jobs
Arse Kicker required
North region.
Min wage.
Boots provided.
Contact: 0123 456789
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:01, Reply)

01234 is a bedford number
bedford/milton keynes/luton - that kind of shit is MIDLANDS, not NORTH. we northerners don't want them!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Fuck off
Bedford/Milton Keynes/Luton is not Midlands.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Sorry but we're not having them.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:08, Reply)

and the north sure as fuck ain't having them

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:28, Reply)

Hahahaha, 3 for long term unemployment and child poverty. Way to go, Southwark.
The hometown is pretty bad too. Massive povvo.

Alt: Cup of tea and a ginger biscuit.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:49, Reply)

133 for me, not so good.
Alt: can't see it doing any harm.

ALtAlt, no thanks, had a silly breakfast and feel a bit sick now.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:32, Reply)

48 for the hometown
Makes you feel proud!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:35, Reply)