I assume everybody has massive queues of idiots in all their local petrol stations?
We should start another scaremongering rumour, and see if we can bring the country properly to its knees.

I've heard there's going to be a shortage of cider this summer, on account of the unseasonably warm weather this spring.

Alt: yesterday I bought a bottle of water for the Big Issue guy outside Boots, and his dog. What was your last random act of kindness? Did it make you feel smugly benevolent, or just patronising and high-handed?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:57, 175 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Yep, the three garages I pass on a daily basis have all had queues there
This picture shows one of them. The biggest fucking idiot is the one that told everyone to stock up, I think.

Ah well, just have to drink ale instead, nae bother.

Alt: I bought my friend a pint, I think that's kindness enough.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:00, Reply)

That fucking spastic Francis Maude should be strung up.

( Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:02, Reply)

I genuinely cannot understand why in the fuck that seemed a sensible statement for him to make.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)

The guy seems to be a magnet for fucktard statements, he did something similar just last week too
I'm sure it was him, it was about the "cash for access to the PM" issue.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Oh FFS *head in hands*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:26, Reply)

I'm sure he meant well
It's probably perfectly sensible to store Jerrycans of petrol in your garage, when you've got butlers to fetch it and keep an eye on it in a garage the size of a small aircraft hangar...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:07, Reply)

The type of twats who are doing it
are the sort that get 25mpg, so they'll all be back there again next week, moaning that they haven't got any fuel left.

Annoyingly, they will probably take this as evidence that they were right in the first place.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Heaven forfend, their precious brat-children might have to walk to prep school!

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:11, Reply)

I've heard there's going to be a shortage of visitors to the pier at Weston Super Mare this summer.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:00, Reply)

That one's definitely true.
I heard it's because Weston is populated entirely by retards and benders.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:03, Reply)

absolutely not
because apparently, up here, the world isn't full of utter fucking retards.

Seriously, I'm as surprised as you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:02, Reply)

http://www.facebook.com/GoodScots
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:05, Reply)

I heard there was going to be a shortage of interest in petrol-themed threads.
Alt: Five minutes later he tried to sell it to me for 20p so he could get a 'ten bag' of 'brown'. They don't want water, FFS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:03, Reply)

This one did.
it was fucking hot, and his little dog didn't have any water to drink.
Anyway, I saw him open the bottle and give it to the dog, so there.

They're not all homeless because they're drug addicts, you terrible bigot.
some drug addicts have homes. And attractive girlfriends. And jobs. And, unbelievably, access to their kids.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:07, Reply)

ooh, Meow!

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Meow meow is such a last year's drug

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:26, Reply)

You're last years drug.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:29, Reply)

I only give money to the homeless if they promise me it's going to be spent on class A's.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:08, Reply)

My brother and I are the same.
'Promise me you'll spend it on drink and/or drugs'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:09, Reply)

My Mrs used to work in Rugby town centre
Her office would get a stream of visitors offering to sell goods ranging from televisions and videos, etc to jewellery and other small valuable items. The price, on asking, was always the same no matter what the item was: "tenner"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Hahaha
Probably all ex members of Spacemen 3.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:11, Reply)

She did get to know Pete "Sonic Boom" Kember's dad through her work
Who was well used to such things disappearing from his house.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)

I bought their first 12" when I was a boy.
Numbered ltd edition, one side played at 33" and was a long version of Rollercoaster by 13th Floor Elevators. At some point I must have flogged, likely for pence - now worth over £100.

Bah.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Tenner?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Are you offering me a copy for a tenner?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:25, Reply)

That is the rrp in Rugby
I don't sell my records, though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:27, Reply)

I saw it on Netsounds for £95 about three years ago.
EDIT looking again it seems there must have been a US reissue as there are mint still sealed copies going for about a tenner over there.

Fuck me, 1986. I was 13 - what impeccable taste I had.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:28, Reply)

There was indeed a 2011 reisssue.
MORE NEWS AS IT HAPPENS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:36, Reply)

DKDC
Alt: a bottle of water is a very kind gesture. I don't tend to give money to the homeless because the way I see it, they'll only spend it on booze. So in a highly efficient time-saving measure, I spend it on booze. I even drink it for them. But do they thank me?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:08, Reply)

They'd probably say you could keep your Pink Screaming Cosmotini-Colada

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Oh my god, is that a GAY joke?!
Wow, it's been such a long time since I saw one that I hardly recognised it. I congratulate you on your strikingly original wit, sir.

(Feel bad now, the name of the drink did actually make me giggle)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:12, Reply)

You make it sound like the rest of this board comes up with varied and original insults for each other

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Shut it, you mischevious horse wrangler.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:19, Reply)

My, you have thrown the gauntlet down,
you obstreperous purveyor of second-rate musical theatre.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:20, Reply)

You simpering collector of pre-1950 Action Man accessories.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:22, Reply)

You rejected idea for a Fred Bassett comic strip

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:22, Reply)

You leftover ticket stub from a divorced Dad's disappointing family trip to the zoo.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:24, Reply)

You misfiring jet of wee-wee from a man who has just ejaculated.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:25, Reply)

you rejected joke of Michael McIntyre

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Not one of my own, but
You are indirectly responsible for the existence of Russell Brand.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Oof, harsh words!
You less-favoured sibling whose school reports never meet your father's expectations, but simply provide yet another twist of the dagger in his heart that you already were.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:29, Reply)

You Christmas Decoration left hanging in the window of the costcutter by Waterloo that has dead wasps hanging on it and has been there since at least 2009.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:31, Reply)

Have just reached my gay jokes limit break for today
+1 handbag flail
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Oh, wind your neck in, Dorothy.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Oi, that's my friend you are talking to...
...oh...shit...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Some people are just ungrateful.
I then went round the corner and saw a guy sitting in a doorway begging for change. I didn't buy him a bottle of water. Does that make me a terrible person?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Nah
One good deed a day makes you a fabulous person. Two makes you Esther Rantzen. You dodged a bullet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Cameron reminded me of The Simpsons with his "There is no need to panic buy, but y'know I wouldn't want to run out of petrol":
"So, professor: would you say it's time for everyone to panic?"
"Yes I would, Kent."
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:12, Reply)

I for one welcome our tanker driving overlords.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)

That was ridiculous, wasn't it?
"No need to panic buy, but, you know, if you happen to be passing a petrol station, it probably wouldn't hurt to top up'

Well, thanks for that. Idiot.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:15, Reply)

"Ladies and Gentlemen of Britain, I have prepared the following statement."
"OH MY HOLY LIVING CHRIST!!!!! THERE'S NO PETROL LEFT IN BRITAIN!!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!

SAVE YOURSELLLLLLLVESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!"

Thank you, Prime Minister.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:17, Reply)

DON'T PANIC but we are all going to die.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:16, Reply)

Dunno, this time last year I'd have been bothered
but a tank now lasts me nearly four weeks, so strike away, my can'tanker'ous friends...
( Kroney, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:12, Reply)

Yellow Card!

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:16, Reply)

But it's funny on two levels :(

( Kroney, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:17, Reply)

No it isn't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)

sometimes i feel like i'm the only person here with any sense of humour at all :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:13, Reply)

Oh...I meant to retire this account now I outed myself. Sorry.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)

That's funny.
Sometimes I feel like you're a massive tosser :(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:16, Reply)

sometimes i feel like checking my bank balance
and when i do it makes me smile :)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:37, Reply)

Money won't bring your wife back.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:38, Reply)

nor your son
still, at least you don't have to worry about filling your car up
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)

AntiAlt: If you'll forgive me for repeating myself, I once came within inches of telling a beggar in a wheelchair to fuck off
I'd just finished a gig and was struggling toward a bus stop with a bass in one hand and not-insubstantial amp in the other. Initially I tried to pretend I hadn't heard his "excuse me" but the sod gave chase. To which I thought,
"Bugger, it wouldn't look good to be seen running away from a bloke in a wheelchair."
So he asked me for some change, to which I awkwardly apologised and explained that no, I didn't, to which he protested, and to which I apologised again, to which he then looked at me very earneslty and said,
"It does come back on you, you know."

Hang on a fucking minute - you chased me down the street to ask for my spare change. I didn't ask you to to beg money off me, I certainly didn't ask for a lecture on fucking karma at the same time.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:15, Reply)

You should have asked him to reflect on what he must've done to end up in a wheelchair
before giving you a lecture in fucking karmic morality. Sanctimonious flids are the worst kind.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:18, Reply)

How did it feel to win only half the England caps your talent deserved?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:22, Reply)

What?

( Kroney, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Obscure way to accuse you of being Glenn Hoddle.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Oh. You see, I don't know who Glen Hoddle is
so there was no winning, really.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:30, Reply)

England manager who was sacked for basically saying what you just said.
That people in wheelchairs are only there because they did something bad in a previous life.

But you're right, I should know better than to do football references around here.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Oh, well I'm alright then.
I don't believe in reincarnation. I think he did something wrong in THIS life.

Much better.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Yeah, what he did wrong was 'not wear a seatbelt'.
Possibly.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:35, Reply)

The fool. It does come back on you, you know.

( Kroney, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:37, Reply)

Like brain off a windscreen.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:47, Reply)

Like Andrew Lincoln?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:35, Reply)

DON'T YOU DISS EGG! HE'S A HARDEN ATLANTA COP LOST IN A WORLD POPULATED BY ZOMBIES WHILE WISHING HE WAS REALLY A CHEF AS BEING A LAWYER IS TOO STRESSFUL!

( Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:41, Reply)

My colleague has spent much of the afternoon telling everyone how much he's just been ripped off for a tankful of petrol
However I did point out that he has been working in this office for over 20 years and should have known by now that the Shell station round the corner is the most expensive petrol station in around 200 miles - and always has been. The tit.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Part of the problem is that we do seem to love a queue
and can't resist joining one when we see it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Today's cufflinks are by Paul Smith and I am wearing cologne by Givenchy Gentleman.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Then you are a frightful povvo.
Givenchy do not make a single decent fragrance.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Yes they do. Givenchy Gentleman is a classic men's fragrance.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:30, Reply)

You are wrong.
You need Guerlain, Hermes or Dior.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:34, Reply)

The cologne I own that's the most popular with women
is by Ted Baker.

I also own cufflinks, but that isn't relevant.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:38, Reply)

I have many.
Chicks dig Issey Miyake, but it should only be worn in summer.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)

Same here.
Handily seperated into daytime and evening categories.

It's my one properly poncey aspect.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:40, Reply)

Czech and Speake's No.88 is the best male scent by a long chalk.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:48, Reply)

And I've just bought a new one
because I *finally* found some after four years of looking.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:48, Reply)

Have you heard of 'Google'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:53, Reply)

You couldn't get it for love nor money over here
for some time.

Edit: Fuck, it's been discontinued. I'm going to have to stock up.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:54, Reply)

by Ted Baker made with rohypnol
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Actually, I think you'd be pleasantly surprised.
I'm surprisingly sophisticated in some areas, you know.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:58, Reply)

i quite like "very irresistible"
but i wouldn't buy it. jo malone all the way baby.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)

I also wear Commes des Garcons.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:40, Reply)

o u
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:47, Reply)

Very Irresistible
is the best of their bunch, but they just don't have any staying power.

you can't beat a bit of No 5.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:40, Reply)

"Lost In New York" is my favourite.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:46, Reply)

hints of John Carpenter?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:50, Reply)

I was thinking more John Hughes.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Oh come on, no-one wants to smell of stale Mackauly Caulkin.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:00, Reply)

Apart from Michael Jackson

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:01, Reply)

No, but I am going to make this Jo Malone joke work if it fucking kills me...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:04, Reply)

Best of luck with that.
Best delete your account just before your next attempt, to be safe.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:08, Reply)

Will you delete my account for me after?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:09, Reply)

Sure, just gaz me your password.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:16, Reply)

It's BOWIEISGOD

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:26, Reply)

The missus loves Jo Malone.
This makes Christmas and birthdays very easy indeed.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:49, Reply)

lime, basil and mandarin for the day
red roses for the night.

easy!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:52, Reply)

She likes the pomegranate noir.
I bought her the blue agava and cacao at Christmas. This post has been brought to you by knowsfartoomuchaboutthissortofthing.com.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:57, Reply)

i have pomegranate noir on now!
my friend bought me some for my birthday. i like it a lot, but overall prefer a more citrussy scent.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:00, Reply)

I wear D&G "La Roue de La Fortune 10"
Which is actually a ladies fragrence, which shows how much perfume designers know.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:50, Reply)

darling badger
how is this helping the "badger is bent" meme?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:51, Reply)

I couldn't give a tuppeny fuck, my sweet
The ladies love it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:53, Reply)

hmmmmm
lulling them into a false sense of gay best mate security eh?

very sneaky.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:55, Reply)

quite the opposite.
Mind, one of my closest mates was responsible for some of the D&G Anthology stuff and he's an absolute fleet of berties so perhaps that explains why some of the womens stuff is better on blokes.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:58, Reply)

Hahaha "fleet of berties"

( Kroney, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:00, Reply)

Nicking that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:03, Reply)

Fact

( Kroney, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:05, Reply)

It was from John Sessions on QI
doing an impression of Edward Fox.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:09, Reply)

ditto clothes
much of the haute couture stuff is designed for teenage boys, with long flat torsos and stomachs!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:01, Reply)

You preening cockaninny

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:31, Reply)

I just queued for 2 hours at my local petrol station
I was livid, I only went in for a mars bar and a can of coke.
( Peej, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:26, Reply)

BOOM BOOM!
How are your sprogs these days?
( Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Tattooine is doing fine but She-Ra's been expelled from playgroup.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)

She-ra is 4 and she is using love as a blackmail tool
i.e. "Daddy read me this story or I won't love you any more"

Robocop has just turned 1. She can't talk yet and is generally a very likeable kid.
( Peej, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:40, Reply)

Cool.

( Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:48, Reply)

If I had known I would get such a short response
I would have simply said "Yeah they're alright"
( Peej, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:53, Reply)

lol, despite all the people who have said the word 'queued' in this thread, I honestly read yours as "queved'.
as in, a lady's front-bottom expulsion of air.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:18, Reply)

I filled up with no queuing at all today.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:35, Reply)

are we talking about your arse here?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:36, Reply)

No, I can see that you've attempted a comedic return here however if you read your own question then you'd have the answer

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)

YOUFUCKINGSPASMO

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:40, Reply)

D'oh.
I was just trying, Rory. I only want to be one of the cool kids.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Find one of the smaller kids and bully them with spastic stuff they've said now that search is back working again

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:46, Reply)

i keep reading that as "big issue gay"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:38, Reply)

So THAT'S where you met your ex.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)

ha

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:40, Reply)

swipe i think monty's trying to start a fight again, please protect me?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:40, Reply)

May I just say
that buying someone nice headphones when you earn loads of money does not in anyway make you not a weirdy gay cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:40, Reply)

somebody give monty his stash back, we all know how grumpy he gets

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:42, Reply)

so you're you again
and scarpe is quentin and quentin is the new darth...

.... what am i?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:50, Reply)

al
fat, bald and angry over nuthin'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:51, Reply)

i thought he was your mate?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:52, Reply)

i have no idea who al is, sorry

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:52, Reply)

Superfly with a badger gonna GIT your al sucka!!!! is Al.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:54, Reply)

oh yeah, he cool

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:54, Reply)

There's a new Darth?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:52, Reply)

We'd used up the old one.
It had got a bit loose.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:53, Reply)

Desperate.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:53, Reply)

fucking hell i'm clicking this with every account i've got

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:54, Reply)

so, 1 then

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:56, Reply)

yes, thanks for ruining the moment there

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:58, Reply)

alt: I gave an old lady a lift home
after she fell over, but she gave me £10 so then I just felt guilty about it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:40, Reply)

Random act of kindness...
Someone complimented me on my parking the other day. They left a note on the window that read 'Parking Fine' which I thought was a nice gesture.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:47, Reply)

oh, jeff

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:52, Reply)

How is the LARPing season going?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:56, Reply)

went to the one at the weekend
next one is in about 3 or 4 week's time, I think.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 18:00, Reply)

It must be 3 weekends Cavy.
Because I believe in 4 weekends it's CIDER BOAT!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 18:03, Reply)

Yeah, rub it in man :((

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 18:04, Reply)

Why can't you make it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 18:19, Reply)

I'm in Bristol on a stag shooting stuff with shotguns the next week and I'll be in Ireland the ciderboat weekend and and and I'll have missed all the internet stuff and I'm a right drama slag me :((

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 18:22, Reply)

wait, no, it's longer
I think it's 2 weekends after ciderboat extravaganza
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 18:11, Reply)

You should link us up with some pictures, I'm sure we'd change to the larpside if only we could see how fun it was

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 18:04, Reply)

well I happen to know there are videos
but I just can't find the link, because I would so love to let you see them. Definitely
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 18:12, Reply)

We all need both positive and negative criticism in our lives if we ever seek to evolve as human beings, by hiding from it we are but hiding from ourselves

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 18:16, Reply)

is that a subtle way of saying
that you want a hug?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 18:16, Reply)

Agnostic Antichrist has really qotwed me somewhat, I'm fricking reeling after his damning character assassination
whatthehellamidoingwithmylife
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 18:18, Reply)

sadface. rory. sad face

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 18:21, Reply)

yer, i'm looking out the window and it's all grey even though the suns shining

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 18:24, Reply)

raining in your heart

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 18:30, Reply)

#panicbuybread
Panic buying petrol is a bit useless for non-drivers so I'm starting #panicbuybread for those of us who still want panic in our lives.

I'm going to go to my nearest supermarket and create a bread panic, by buying up all the available bread. This will inevitably cause a bread shortage and whilst people panic about the bread shortage (and the higher cost of bread) I will sneak round to all the petrol stations and fill up all my bread with petrol. Or something.

I think I've confused myself.
(I Am Plague @Mistication92, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 18:09, Reply)

i like bread

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 18:15, Reply)

If it helps, I like someone who is calling themselves mystical and can't choose a phsudonum that doesn't require their DOB.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 18:29, Reply)

YAY HASHTAGS!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:30, Reply)

There's a queue of about 15 cars at the station across the road, mental
Alt: Don't know if it counts but I planned a holiday for Ms Bedford for graduating with a first the other month. Spent a while planning it and revealed it the other night. Felt benevolently high-handed.
(Bedford, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 18:38, Reply)

I just got a mental image of what a "Ms Bedford" would look like.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:31, Reply)