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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Old Speckled Hen, Check
Pork, cider and apple stew, check
Trashy movie, check

What's up Friday night shutins?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 18:57, 330 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Housemate wants to go and see The Avengers.
I might tag along, breaks up this workload. Everyone else is going out, I shouldn't but I'm slowly leaning towards it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 19:14, Reply)
Nah' man, it'll be well gush, filled the brim with pricks who order coffee at the picture house.
I'm waiting two weeks for it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 19:22, Reply)
Here's two profound questions
Can I be arsed going out?

Can I be arsed going to the offy if I don't go out?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 19:16, Reply)
I've just taken 22 pills and a can of V energy drink.
I fucking love friday nights, I got jacket potato and blue cheese for dinner, and this month is the first month I've had in a year where payday on monday will see me with plus money instead of being even.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 19:24, Reply)
That's a lorra lorra pills
I went for the offy option.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:03, Reply)
Same diff really, except mines paid for by my prepay 'script.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:23, Reply)
I'm going out.
It's DiT's birthday tomorrow and we're going to the pub.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 19:17, Reply)
Thanks for the invite DiT; I knew he was a cunt and a half

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 19:20, Reply)
Holy shit, was I supposed to be there for that =/

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 19:21, Reply)
Well you've had 22 pills you should be well up for a party

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 19:49, Reply)
I like to Rock'n'Rattle'n'Roll.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:12, Reply)
I spent the day traipsing around London in the rain
Ended up at a flat I saw first time round that had has an offer pull out.I put in an offer on it. Now I'm going to watch some Telly and drink Genever.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 19:24, Reply)
what's genever?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 19:34, Reply)
sort of like gin
Google it
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:20, Reply)
do you need to put in offers on rentals these days
Or are you buying?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 19:35, Reply)
in London the market is really strong
some people offer over the asking price to secure somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 19:47, Reply)
have to make am offer of what you're willing to pay
Then when you agree there's reference checks and such.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:22, Reply)
I'm still a bit zonked from the day
-a coworker is very very cross about something, I'm not quite directly involved, but I've been hiding anyway as the tension in the staff room is palpable
-All the students were hyper (it was an exam, which in art subjects is like a mass arseaboutandpanic-athon)
-Some students got me and the other lecturer cards, wine and chocolate (yay)
-All the parents came in and we did a presentation. It was great, except (due to stupid computer issues) two students work got missed off, thus I ended the day with a telling off from a parent, which made me feel like a shit.

Sure wish I'd not left that wine at work
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 19:41, Reply)
tl:dr Cavy had an up and own day and laments her lack of wines

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 19:47, Reply)
yeah, that'll do
it was all just a bit intense and dramatic.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 19:48, Reply)
Sounds a bit like me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 19:49, Reply)
i didn't take you for the drama queen type

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 19:54, Reply)
Hah, sounds exciting =)

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:13, Reply)
yeah
i shouldn't really say stuff about work here, but since I have no significant other to hear me rant, you guys get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:19, Reply)
Yeah', I can relate to that.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:20, Reply)
Gonna get a haircut and a takeaway curry.
That's about it, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 19:47, Reply)
how was your first day (late) at work?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 19:48, Reply)
I've been there for two weeks now.
And it's flexi hours, so all is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 19:59, Reply)
Sounds a bit good to me

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:15, Reply)
I might push the boat out and get a chilli chicken mossalla.
Fucking spicy but well nom.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:17, Reply)
now you make me want a curry

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:18, Reply)
Have a curry, Cavy.
I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:22, Reply)
it's not going to help me get less fat
but my head is fried...I've walked into the kitchen about three times to stare into the fridge and still not made anything
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:24, Reply)
I donno that one.
I like to get a series of starters or single things when I get an indi'bums, like a 1/4 tandoori, butterfly prawn, some chipati or naan. Sometimes I go for a saucy one though, but never anything hotter then an average masala.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:22, Reply)
I like the saucy ones, myself.
I discovered this one by accident; for years I hadn't noticed it on the menu then decided to try it. It's probably about as hot as I would go, though; you can still taste the ingredients above the heat.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:27, Reply)
That's a bit weird actually, 'bout me... with chinese I'm all about the sauce, but not with the indian.
I think it's 'cus the indian ones are so rich or spicy that it does my guts in, and it ain't worth it. I'm very expermental when it comes to kinds of asian cooking except non-oriental asian.

I need to go to one with a handful of people where we all share it like you'd share a chinese.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:44, Reply)
Few beers + Chinese meal being delivered. Previously unseen episode of Foyles War to watch. WIN.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 19:57, Reply)
Foyle's war?
You really are tremendously dull.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:10, Reply)
this made me roffle

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:14, Reply)
aight K Swizzle.
I now declare you stepped.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:24, Reply)
It's awesome. Very well written.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:20, Reply)
Dull.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:22, Reply)
You know what, I quite fancy re-doing Game Of Thones, I'm gonna get me rewatching that.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:16, Reply)
What is this Game of Thrones thing?
I'm not much into TV drama unless it's really REALLY recommended.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:17, Reply)
Fuck rocks the big one, thought i'd hate it, but I love it.
It's a fantasy set in a faux europe in middle ages, where the myths of dragons'n'shit that were long gone, are coming back. It's really really complicated with its characters, but they have so much depth. Plus they have no quarms with killing off lead roles throughout the series.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:19, Reply)
Not sure it's my cup of tea then

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:22, Reply)
the books are super great

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:19, Reply)
i can tell you what i won't be doing :
Drinking
I hadn't drank in a week then had beer last night and I've felt like shit all day
About to clean a bit then off to work
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:10, Reply)
Which bit are you about to clean?
Y'alright, K?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:16, Reply)
vacuum, trash emptying, making it look like I've done more than i have

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:19, Reply)
Where'dya work K dawl*?


* new word I made up, like 'dawg' but 'doll' instead of 'dog'.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:17, Reply)
retail
Not too bad but dm is a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:18, Reply)
where 'bouts in retail? So I take it you're outta the garage?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:20, Reply)
it's a women's clothing store, been there since September
How are you, dear?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:30, Reply)
Cool !
I'm doing pretty sweet thanks, I take you're up to date on the job situation, but it's all lookin' well sweet for me. Ain't got much else goin' on really.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:33, Reply)
ill be hpnest honey i don't really know what's going on
Other than you're not working for a few months? And being paid?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:37, Reply)
Sweet
company got taken over a few months ago, last week we were told to we have to fight for our jobs, amd 7 out of 8 people have decided to move on. The team and old company we all fucking love, they're amazing people, but the new guy is going in a direction that I don't want to work in.

//edit//
This week we were told not to worry about coming in again, and we're being paid 'till the 19th of june.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:41, Reply)
oh that's shit :(

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:52, Reply)
Yeah' I'm a bit gutted because the new manager has distroyed and dysmantled an amazing team. I'm actually a bit bitter about that.
They have a redundancy/hr team in to deal with this, and I seriously (but proffesionally) let rip into that manager. He's bang out of order on so many levels.

I'm gonna email the boss this weekend to thank him for an amazing job that I love beyond belief, but also to warn him about that snake that has come in.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:58, Reply)
But I'm alright job wise,
I only decided I was actually leaving on wed night, and I'm on page 3 of my email from all the people wanting to get at me, and I have litterally had 100s of calls, no exasoration at all. I'm well in demand.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:00, Reply)
well good luck babe
Hope you find the right fit x
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:05, Reply)
I'm eating popcorn, watching The Man Who Would Be King
and looking forward to being on my way to Paris in 2 weeks. Life is generally good, although I am regretting some of the dogeral in the last thread.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:16, Reply)
whats dogeral?
I'm totes gonna sort me out some popcorn today, with melted garlic butter.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:17, Reply)
Doggerel
Nothing to do with dogs though. Like dogmatic.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:19, Reply)
Oh cool.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:20, Reply)
shite poetry.
seee pretty much every post of mine in the last thread
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:20, Reply)
Haha, cool, I'll skip that one.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:35, Reply)
i don't even know what dogeral is
please explain and, if it is interesting, elaborate
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:18, Reply)
Thicko, it's like dogmatic, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:20, Reply)
oh yeah
why was he dogeralling?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:21, Reply)
b3th invited poetry and I was bored
this was my favourite: www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1602495
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:26, Reply)
No no no
I meant that dogmatic is nothing to do with dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:21, Reply)
Oh lol, just googled it about, would I be right in saying it means when you get a rythem and poem going, like....
lah lah de DAH de de, lah lah de DAH de de, lah lah de DAH de de, lah lah de DAH de de,
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:34, Reply)
Not precisely
The rythmic spring of a poem - it's pattern of rythmn - is called the pentameter.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:37, Reply)
Oh, ok.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:39, Reply)
Unless you're on about that awful Gypsy Woman song

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:39, Reply)
Doggerel is a generic term for unpolished poetry
Hang on - dictionary to left

Doggerel - "Poor or trivial verse." (OED)
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:20, Reply)
Sport on mate, spot on.
it's something I fine easy to produce
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:22, Reply)
It's an art form really
One of my A level English Lit exam questions was "Is The Canterbury Tales doggerel?".

Yes. At least, I said it was and got a C.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:25, Reply)
You sayin' I'm an artist?
cool
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:26, Reply)
I wrote a deiberately bad poem about a mountain that
goes on for 15 verses. It was for a larp thing and had a magic ability that anyone who heard the first verse was transfixed until the last. I am a git.

If you like I could find it for you now?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:27, Reply)
I've written a couple of epic poems.
They actually were pretty epic.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:28, Reply)
Until the 1950's the wool mills in Bradford would close for a couple of weeks in Summer
And every day there'd be about 6 special trains to Morecambe and back.

That's two neat bookends of my life (born near Morecambe, live in Bradford) and I've always fancied writing a doggerel epic of a day to Morecambe, but defining every hour with a different pentameter to express the emotions.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:35, Reply)
Sounds excellent
I remember thining yyou'd have liked the poetry thread.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:32, Reply)
I posted it in the dead thread:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1602653
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:49, Reply)
That would almost be brilliant
All it lacks is the syntax-defying wranglings that only the truly bad use to effect a plausible scan - eg:-

I thought tonight that to the pub I'd go
But then in the back of my mind I did know
That I must take my cat to the vet on the morrow
And if a night in The Thornhill I did choose
I'd roll up at the vets stinking of booze
And to the RSPCA my kitty I'd lose.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:56, Reply)
nice
I did another one about a haggis, but it's less long
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1602661
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:57, Reply)
Better than Burns
Although that's not saying much
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:59, Reply)
Fuck me, you are a git indeed
well done cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:03, Reply)
Allan Ginsburg fuelled a fairly serious habit with worse than that

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:06, Reply)
I thing a sense of shame and decency is all that stiops some of us from doing similar

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:15, Reply)
If you transcend the shame and decency and embrace the concept of the emperor's new clothes
You could make money.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:23, Reply)
That is a good choice of film.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:24, Reply)
Last disk on my lovefilm before I cancl the account
I;m switching to Netflix
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:28, Reply)
Sean connery and michael caine trying to act each other off the screen.
It looks like they had fun making it though.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:30, Reply)
two of my favourite actors
classic filum. I may follow up with Zulu
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:34, Reply)
I love the last half hour of that film. When they start singing I get goosebumps.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:35, Reply)
How is Mr B3th getting on?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:38, Reply)
Still not 100%
But a lot better than he was this time last week.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:39, Reply)
Good
Meant to ask last time I was on here but clean forgot.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:40, Reply)
Ta x

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:42, Reply)
I;t is an amazing film
so many reasons I should not like it, but I love it to bits.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:40, Reply)
Seeing as I can't taste or smell anything
Mr b3th made us a lovely jalfrezi. I spilled it on my finger and my leg, which are now both sore.
On the plus side, from what I can tell it tasted lovely, and I can now sort of breathe.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:27, Reply)
oh :(
but I hear curry is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:31, Reply)
I can use my head again today, which is nice.
And as long as this man flu doesn't settle on my chest, I may forgive you. You know, one day.

Also, I weighed myself today and I've lost another pounds this week. This is in spite of the orgy that was Jeffstock.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:34, Reply)
ffs
how have I still not ordered curry? I haven't even got a phone number for one yet as there's no flier for one by the door. I'm rubbish when I'm tired
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:35, Reply)
justeat?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:38, Reply)
i probably should

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:39, Reply)
Nah' man,
www.justeat.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:39, Reply)
I wonder if anyone in eating-hot-food competitions ever goes and gets themselves a cold intentionaly.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:36, Reply)
I'd hug you better while going 'there there, itll be gone soon', but I don't wanna catch lergy.
You got whisky/honey/ginger/hot water stuff? Thats like almost worth getting a cold for.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:37, Reply)
Also, I donno if you saw my message hte other night, but I'm shit hot on wordpress, its the main basis of my new job.
If you want a hand, lemmi know, I can host it for free so you can do what you want on it. Only thing you'd have to buy is the domain name, about £5-10/year.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:39, Reply)
I've been thinking about that.
I'm hoping it takes off, and I will be able to invest a bit in it. Until then I'm not sure if it would be a waste.

Your offer is lovely though. I might just come back to you on that.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:42, Reply)
Cool, no worries, I'm free'n'easy as to when you fancy.
do you print them yourselves and then iron them onto products? I think your potential most likely area of success would be Etsy, but you'd need to have product shots rather than just the picture files you've drawn up.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:49, Reply)
It's Spreadshirt.
You upload the design, people buy the shirt, spreadshirt tell you how much it costs and you add on a cut and keep that.

It's only something like £2 a shirt, but it saves you the hassle of doing all the production and shipping.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:52, Reply)
Sweet, they got what you call an API, so I could code for them. =)

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Evening all
I've got beer and I want to put on a record, but the Mrs has got the telly on.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:56, Reply)
Have they not got earphones
In wherever it is you live?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:01, Reply)
I don't want to listen with earphones.
But as you can see below, it is no longer a problem anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:03, Reply)
I used to derive a quiet, sadistic satisfaction from zoning the ex Mrs TD out with headphones

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:07, Reply)
I can appreciate that

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:10, Reply)
Needless to say she had the last laugh
She was probably standing behind my chair saying "Right, I'm off to shag some bloke I met 2 hours ago in Sainsbury's" whilst I was listening to Deep Purple.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:14, Reply)
Result
Crying baby has summoned Mrs Upinblue upstairs, meaning I have switched off the TV and am now being entertained by Charles Mingus.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:02, Reply)
What kind of curry shop won't let me pay by card?!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:00, Reply)
A proper one!!!!
Chilli sag chicken.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:02, Reply)
ah fuck it, I'll drive to one
maybe get beers on the way
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:03, Reply)
I have just been introduced to the 'hand grenade'
a short glass of red bull with two shots balanced in the top; one sambuca, one jagermeister. Pull the pin (down the shot of sambuca) and the jager falls in to the red bull, down that too. I'm a bit dizzy now.
(berk, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:10, Reply)
You probably need two or three to be able to appreciate them properly.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:14, Reply)
Perhaps when I don't have to cycle home...

(berk, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:15, Reply)
That just makes it all the more fun

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:18, Reply)
I already had to cycle at a Herculean pace
because I desperately needed the loo. I wouldn't care to add pissed in to that equation too. Well, pisseder.
(berk, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:20, Reply)
Can you get arrested for drunk cycling?
I suppose it's dangerous - fuck - I KNOW it's dangerous because I've done it - but what law are you breaking?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:29, Reply)
Drunk in control of a vehicle?
but really the only life you're risking is your own, it's not like driving drunk. Even so, I don't like doing it.
(berk, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:30, Reply)
I think you can be stopped, but I'm not sure what the specific offence is.
It is fun though. Your increased heart rate pumps the alcohol through your brain a lot quicker. You do need to sit down for ten minutes afterwards though.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:33, Reply)
You don't need a driving license for a bike
But no, I've had some wobbly and scary moments riding my push-iron home pissed and I'd not recommend it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:33, Reply)
AFAIK the same laws apply to any vehicle, bikes included
although people tend to turn a blind eye with bikes because they are less dangeous, but they are still classed as a vehicle.

I cycled drunk once, never again, fuck me.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:33, Reply)
How can they?
As above, you don't need a license for a bike.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:35, Reply)
And?
doesn't stop then fining you of banging you up, speed limit's the same, although it rarely matters. A push bike is definitely legally a vehicle, trust me on that, the rest is a bit less certain, but generally if it's an offence in a car it's an offence on a bike
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:38, Reply)
What utter tosh.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:39, Reply)
I've probably spent more time reading up on bicycle law than you
but feel free to do your own research, it's no odds to me what you believe.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:43, Reply)
I'm just astounded that you can read.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Play nicely now boys

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:54, Reply)
I'm with Dozer on this
If I got in my car ripped to the tits and got pulled over I'd get banned and I know that.

How do you ban a cyclist?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:55, Reply)
I'm going to gaz Rory.
He'll know.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:56, Reply)
He's watching already, I'm sure
He's nothing else to do.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:57, Reply)
He's a solicitor.
I bet he has plenty to do.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:59, Reply)
Is that really what he does?
He hints at running his business.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:03, Reply)
I am saying no more.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Promise?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Spends most of his time lurking on here and having a pop at people he think's he's clever than.
I don't mind him in small doses.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:06, Reply)
Break his collarbone?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:56, Reply)
Screw you hippy

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:05, Reply)
You don't need a license to wander around on the pavements
but the police will still stop you if you're careening around being a pissed up hazard to yourself and/or others.
(berk, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:38, Reply)
Replying to both
Yes I'm sure the police can pull you and I expect it'd be drunk and disorderly, but surely can't be the same offence as drunk driving.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:41, Reply)
not a lot of difference between the damage you can do, or even the speeds you can reach
on a bike and a small moped.

in any event, in the real world cyclists get away with a lot of shit that is flat out illegal because no one cares
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Are you telling us that you can get nicked for speeding on a pushbike?
Never mind the moped - you need a provisional for that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:51, Reply)
If you coud get one over 30 I would assume so, why not.
should be possible I could get my mountainbike up to 25, here: this summarises a lot of bike law, it's long so best to skip to the bit that interests: www.bikehub.co.uk/featured-articles/cycling-and-the-law/

Edit: OK, I was wrong on speeding.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:56, Reply)
I found the drunk bit
You can be fined but it's NOT the same as drivers of motorised vehicles.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Very difficult for a cyclist to kill someone by cycling at speed or while pissed.
Very different story for a car.

Then again, I can just imagine how different the literary landscape would be if JG Ballard had written Crash about bikes rather than cars.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:04, Reply)
it has been done a couple of times
but it's not easy, takes skill.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:06, Reply)
fair do's
but as a rule of thumb, if it's an offence on one it's an offece on the other and most of the highway code applies.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:04, Reply)
The point I think I was getting at all along
Is that I have a driving license and if I break the law whilst driving I must accept the consequences of points.

If I break those laws whilst cycling, I don't have to produce my license because I don't need a license to ride a bike - nul points.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:10, Reply)
well, yes
you can't loose what you don't have. but a lot of people seem to think this means that cyclists are immune from the law and aso don't belong on the roads, neitherof which is true.

looking back the ony thhing I've been wrong on is the speed limit, but i may have missed the point, in which case sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:14, Reply)
I failed my cycling proficiency test in junior school
But they didn't stop me from riding a bike.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:15, Reply)
This has nothing to do with anything
I never even took one.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:16, Reply)
That, CQ, is his point.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:18, Reply)
I didn't indicate at a junction on a bike
I was dragged before the beak, given a dressing down, fined and then banned from riding a bike for 20 minutes.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)
We don't have the problem with cyclists up here too much
And it's been a while since I lived on Maple Road as you'll remember, but there were a lot of cycling cunts in South London even then.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)
Someone I know got quadraspazzed by a drunk cyclist.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:18, Reply)
*sigh*
sadly most of them are cunts too. i'd like to se mandatory training or at least better enforcement of existing laws.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:25, Reply)
Like I say - ain't a problem in the beautiful civilised North.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)
you may, with the greatest possible respect, keep it.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)
I'm not just going to keep it
I'm going to cherish it forever. Tried your life and hated it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)
Jagermeister and Red Bull make me want to kill myself.
Both beyond grim.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:29, Reply)
It's not something I would order for myself, that's for sure.

(berk, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:31, Reply)
Any of either in any quantity, urgh, the thought of it makes me feel ill.
Red Bull especially. Sambuca on the other hand, could drink that stuff like water.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:33, Reply)
Pink sambucca is the nuts
marvellous stuff.
(berk, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:35, Reply)
Is that the one that tastes like Benylin?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:42, Reply)
No, that's jagermeister
pink sambucca tastes of aniseed and synthetic strawberry flavour shoelaces.
(berk, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:43, Reply)
The black stuff's grim as fuck, mind.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:59, Reply)
Alright quendoids?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:35, Reply)
yes
i have curry and cider
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:41, Reply)
you managed it in the end then?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:03, Reply)
yeah, and now I've eaten too much

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)
Is replying to this tacit confirmation that one is a quendoid?
I do not quend, but good evening anyway doze.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:44, Reply)
aight bbz.
How are you doing with converting to hip hop?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Tonight is all about Mingus
In fact I have been mainly buying jazz lately, but I've come on in leaps and bounds. I no longer think that hip hop has nothing to offer me.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Hip hop was the most important development in music since jazz.
Fancy some hip hop linkage?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:57, Reply)
I've got a record on
And this machine is rubbish for listening to music on.
Album recommendations are always appreciated though.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:00, Reply)
DJ Spinbad's FabricLive mix
And then tune wise:

Ice T- Lethal Weapon
KRS One- Sound of Da Police
ATCQ- Scenario
NWA- Express Yourself
PE- Welcome to the Terrordome
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:06, Reply)
Noted for future reference
Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:07, Reply)
It may amaze you to know I own one of these.
On vynl no less

Oh, bugger, no I don't, I have The Iceberg on Vynal
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:09, Reply)
What is vynal?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)
recrody thing
however I spell it it loos wrong vinyl? that looks a bit better. stop being narky, this should please you.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:22, Reply)
Vinyl.
I am permanarky.

I sent a gaz and didn't get a response.

That has irked me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:24, Reply)
not to me you didn't

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:26, Reply)
I know
I seldom gaz you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:38, Reply)
this is a shame
we seem to do better by Gaz.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:46, Reply)
All this public posturing seems to do nothing for your relationship.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:49, Reply)
*kicks stone*
it's all his fault.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:50, Reply)
Its Edward VIII and Mrs Simpson all over again.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:51, Reply)
He started it, he invaded Poland.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:53, Reply)
Lets be rational now.
No he didn't.

And let's face it, Bon Jovi transported in a time machine could have invaded Poland so let's not hear bad things about the third reich, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:57, Reply)
I'm more into invading France at the moment.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:59, Reply)
in fact, it seams lethal weapon is on The Iceberg
so you were either talking about the song or got mixed up, so I do have the record.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:21, Reply)
Song.
MY LETHAL WEAPON'S MY MIND!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:22, Reply)
yes I use to like Ice T a while back, maybe 10 years ago or so
I think I prefered Body count though so you can go back to hating me now.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Body Count were alright.
Ice T was hardcore as fuck back in the early 90s.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:25, Reply)
i've even quite enjoyed his 'acting' roles

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:28, Reply)
Fiona Bruce is looking stringy and old.
:'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:16, Reply)
You've been cheating on her with that other newsreader anyway

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:18, Reply)
What, that sports bird on News 24 that looks like a cross between her and Jane Seymour circa Dr Quim?
Fucking right.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:19, Reply)
I ain't feeling too clever myself after a week of intense newsreader sex in my love attic.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:20, Reply)
Which one was it?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:21, Reply)
There's a funny buzzing noise on my phone
So I expect it'll be in the tabloids soon.

"Newsreader has sex with b3ta star TD."
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:28, Reply)
I quite like it over on this side of the page
All the words appear on the same line and it doesn't shrink the entire page on this silly machine.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)
What silly machine are you on? I ben my screen is smaller

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)
The Mrs' iPad
It would rather shrink the whole lot than simply let me scroll over to the right hand side to read the posts of there.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)
Ahh, then you win.
I have an Asus EeePad transfomer with a keyboad and I can do just that.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:45, Reply)
It is, to quote Monsieur Le Boyce, "well bent"

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:50, Reply)
So I assumed
but it's nice to have my prejudices comfirmed. this thig is a marvel though, almost good enough to ditch the laptop, needs a spell check though.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:52, Reply)
Music sub thread anyone?
I solemnly swear not to post any camp as you like disco, I'm over that now (I'm not really).
This is amazing - youtu.be/XLOA7c7T-b0
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)
BARRY! GET OUT RIGHT NOW!
As your internet Dad how many times must I tell you to get out and shag around rather than sitting in here with us?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)
I have too much work to do.
And I'm currently besotted with the most amazing girl who, shock horror, feels the same about me. I ain't gon' be shagging around any time soon.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:53, Reply)
You're no son of mine

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:58, Reply)
You loves me really.
I'm not a shag around kind of guy, more find one girl and make them as happy as I possibly can (obviously they have to be fit/cool as fuck, this one is).
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:03, Reply)
You're too young
If you're telling me that's your future you're lost to me.

You've got 20 years to be me. Is that what you want?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:13, Reply)
But I like spending time with girls that I like and vice versa
Being birded up is the best thing in the world, it ain't happened to me in over two years so I'm grabbing this one and not letting go. Even if she is far older than me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:20, Reply)
OK - keep that
Because it don't happen when you're older.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:31, Reply)
She makes me smile loads TD
It's her birthday today and on Wednesday I went through a load of hassle of getting a helium balloon, the right size box to fit it in (much harder than I thought it would be) and then sent it down her to arrive before she left for work this morning. The balloon in a giant box is a private joke between us, and the the joyous text I got off her when she opened it has had me smiling all day.
She is mega.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:39, Reply)
How much older than you is she?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:41, Reply)
I'm 21 she's 29.
I don't really think it matters though. I thought she was about 23 when I first met her, she thought I was 25. Crazy times.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:48, Reply)
I've been bitten too often, Baz
Have this instead: www.youtube.com/watch?v=__OSyznVDOY&feature=youtube_gdata_player
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:41, Reply)
Look CQ, can we just get this over and done with.
Will you go out with me?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:52, Reply)
Oh Dozer!
I thought you'd never ask. of course, you might have to fend off Darth though.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:54, Reply)

fend wank
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:56, Reply)
Well that should calm him down at least

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:57, Reply)
He really really despises me.
Fuck knows why.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:00, Reply)
you do a vary good impersonation of a total knob on here, as you know.
Darth take the internett more seriously than some, his logic is that it's just people taking to people and the medium is irrelevant a knob is a knob. While I don't follow this line I respect it's logic.

any way I'm off to bed, here's a song you should like:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAe9Sd4M9JI&feature=youtube_gdata_player
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:06, Reply)
Darth is a pompous sequinned bellender.
Why shouldn't I be different on here to IRL?

And if Darth is the same IRL as on here then he's an annoying, bitchy, two faced bitch.

I would love to think this is not how Martin is IRL, but I believe you 100%.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:09, Reply)
Cop for this
Just listen to the lyrics while I go for a tab:-

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nay5ybrUEEY
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:02, Reply)
No, TD, nobody is listening.
There's not a soul out there.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:22, Reply)
*farts*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:24, Reply)
toot

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:27, Reply)
*parp*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:29, Reply)
ARRROOGA!
I think that my narrowboat consortium and I may have just bought a narrowboat and I need a nice horn for it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:33, Reply)
Confirmed!
I'm now the one third owner of a 40 foot narrowboat!
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:46, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:58, Reply)
I'm back from a night of pub and comedy.
What have I missed?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:46, Reply)
I'VE GOT A BOAT!

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:48, Reply)
I will go and read the thread.
BOAT!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:49, Reply)
No thread - it's been sorted out in the last few minutes.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:51, Reply)
Someone appears to have upset dozer.
Was funny person funny?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:48, Reply)
I've not read any of this shit.
I'll be back in a minute when I've read it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:49, Reply)
I haven't read it either.
Let me know if it's interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:50, Reply)
I failed to see anything flouce worthy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:56, Reply)
He hasn't got a boat.
I've got a boat.

And in about 20 years when we get it fit you can have a spin on it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:58, Reply)
fit - where?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:59, Reply)
It's got to be taken up to Bingley and have a lot of TLC.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:01, Reply)
I look forward to seeing the pictures.
I'm less looking forward to hearing what you've dropped on it, and indeed what it'll cost you to keep worthy.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:02, Reply)
It's a wreck
It's a three-way buy with an understanding that I'll do the mechanical work, Mart will do the woodwork and Chris will do the metalwork.

We're all pretty competent in what we do, and we all love what we do.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:10, Reply)
That sounds like a fun project.
Just make sure you keep all the receipts! :-)

Keep me posted in pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:12, Reply)
Screw you and your boat. We don't need your stinking boat.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:59, Reply)
People take this internet shit way too seriously.
I cannot fathom how anyone can get wound up on here, unless someone gets too personal. And no one knows anything about anyone on here *really*, do they? I could be an overweight loser who only has two jackets for all anyone actually knows, maybe I'm just a massive liar. I fear I've said too much.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:59, Reply)
+ both of those jackets are well bent.
*waves goodbye to Bazza*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:01, Reply)
You haven't seen my new Marc Jacobs shirt with parrots printed on it yet.
Sorry what I meant to say was HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

*throws laptop out the window*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:05, Reply)
That jacket sounds interesting.
Please link.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:06, Reply)
I got proper sucked in by the salesperson.
www.harrods.com/product/marc-by-marc-jacobs/parrot-print-shirt/000000000002736845
I also got this badboy by Edwin today in town, I'm on that streetwear hype at the moment.
www.endclothing.co.uk/edwin-roader-jacket.html

Buying two pairs of Nike x Liberty collab trainers on Monday then man is done for a while, get me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:13, Reply)
That's a nice shirt.
I bought these this week.

www.size.co.uk/product/reebok-workout-bc---size--exclusive/83627/

Along with two pairs of Addi shell toes.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:19, Reply)
Reebok Workouts are siiiiick.
Proper South London staple trainer, I don't think any boy my age in the area hasn't owned a pair. I've got the white ones with gum soles, I need another pair actually as I've worn them so much they're fucked.
Shell toes are a big no no for me Jeff :( (although I seem to be in a tiny minority who don't like em)
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)
Are converse still cool, or are they too hipster now?
I do like me some converse.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:23, Reply)
The standard ones are pants I think.
You know, the ones with red and blue trim around the soles. But all the little offshoot trainers Converse do are class most of the time.
I've got five pairs I think, and I'm just about to buy these
www.crookedtongues.com/store/product/converse-chuck-taylor-all-star-premium-ox-129672C
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:28, Reply)
I quite like their leather high-tops,but there is no way I'd be able to pull them off.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:29, Reply)
Hi tops are way too hard to pull off, in the style sense and fucking literally.
You can create your own Converse on the website now which I think is pretty nifty. Check out Converse Jack Purcells as well, they're my favourite. Going back to the make your own ones, I'm *this* close to making and ordering a pair in leopard print. Am I mad?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:33, Reply)
I think we all know the answer to that question.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:34, Reply)
Not mad, I've considered it.
Nothing that dramatic, but I'm aware that if I do that, I'll have to buy half a dozen pairs of jeans to be comfortable. And that means dropping close to a grand on a pair of trainers, which isn't gonna happen.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:35, Reply)
You are obviously both massive benders.
How come when swipe tasks about shopping sprees like this, everyone goes on about her rich daddy, but you two are just trendy guys about town?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:37, Reply)
No idea.
I'm hardly trendy.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:37, Reply)
I call double standards.
/feminism blog
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:39, Reply)
I got all manner of abuse for the state of my dress last weekend.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:41, Reply)
Did you?
Better than getting abuse for being a bender,i suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:43, Reply)
These days I sell to buy.
Made just over 300 quid in the last few days, it's only going to get spent on stuff I desperately want. Plus whilst I take it too far, I refuse to believe any girl would choose a scruffy guy over one who takes proper pride in his clothes.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:42, Reply)
I'm a balance of the two.
Should I ever see any action, I'll give you the inside track.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:43, Reply)
I'm of an age though Baz.
I'm still 'first time round' if you follow.

I've got the Workouts in both tan and grey, both canvas, both size exclusives.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:24, Reply)
Size exclusive?
So do you have clown feet or little girl feet?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:26, Reply)
Nah, just the shop that sell 'em.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:28, Reply)
So only one shop is allowed to sell that particular shoe in, say,a size 10?
Isn't that a bit inconvenient?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:30, Reply)
Not really, lots of shops (claim) to have exclusive styles these days.
If they buy enough gear, they'll get what they think they can sell.

Buying from the most popular retailers means nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:31, Reply)
I tend to buy a lot of my clothes at asda and matalan.
I know, I know. touch me, ya feel me?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:33, Reply)
And why not?
I've got George stuff in my wardrobe.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:36, Reply)

stuff

Let the poor boy out!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:38, Reply)
Seriously.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:39, Reply)
Uniqlo man, Uniqlo.
Proper understated and amazing quality clothes for peanuts.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:43, Reply)
I realty don't see the attraction with marc jacobs.
Apparently all us girls are supposed to drool over his handbags. I'd rather have Mulberry any day. In fact, I have. Lots of them.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:11, Reply)
I just saw the shirt in Liberty and fell in love with it before I even looked at the label.
Never owned any Marc Jacobs before, in fact I've never even looked into it much at all.
Sidenote - my wallet/card holder is Mulberry. It's banging.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:18, Reply)
It's the one designer I own a lot of.
Which is odd, seeing as I'm such a povvo.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:20, Reply)
Who were you replying to Barry?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:03, Reply)
me

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:05, Reply)
No one in particular, just thinking out loud.
That's actually something I do do on here and in that there real world. My housemates think it's hilarious/beyond annoying, I don't even know I'm doing it :(
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:06, Reply)
On your way down.
Stop off and do a bit of work on the boat then.

I can put you up.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:15, Reply)
It really is annoying.
Mr b3th does it all the time. It's like he can't have a thought without expressing it.
I also have a friend with a prepubescent son who does it. He's dreading the monologue that's going to accompany the difficult teenage years.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:18, Reply)
The girl I'm currently seeing says it's "too cute".
Which is good enough for me. She panics when I stop because she thinks something's seriously wrong, such are the frequency of my musings.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:20, Reply)
Believe me, after a while, it becomes fucking annoying.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)
Nothing that ever comes out of this pretty mouth could ever be considered annoying.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:23, Reply)
Yeah.
I might be a fat minter with no tits and a normal husband.

I don't differ too much in real life from the way I am here. The main difference is I'm a little more shy and self conscious. That's why I tend to imagine other people are the same. And why Roota has to keep telling me off for telling the internet things.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:04, Reply)
You're nothing like a Polo

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:05, Reply)
Apparently my phone doesn't know the word munter.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:08, Reply)
You don't munt.
Take it from one who knows.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:08, Reply)
*blushes*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:09, Reply)
Granted, you might ming as much as well.
But this is no cause to blush.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:10, Reply)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:12, Reply)
We boff ugly sista!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:19, Reply)
*ugly high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)
*woo!*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:25, Reply)
*breaks mirror*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:28, Reply)
*bad lucks*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:30, Reply)
Story of my life.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:31, Reply)
*hugs*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:32, Reply)
My iPhone corrects cant (when I don't use an apostrophe) to cunt.
It knows me so well.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:13, Reply)
My phone had to be rebooted a few months ago. It was really annoying having to teach it all the best swear words again.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:19, Reply)
The air conditioning unit in the blow moulding supervisors' office is marketed by a company called Munters.
It makes me grin.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 1:04, Reply)
Awkward silence

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:41, Reply)
Not at all.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:42, Reply)
Let's carry on here I can barely see what's going on up over on the right there.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:44, Reply)
Well that went well.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:51, Reply)
What do you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:53, Reply)
It's too quiet.
Anyone would think it was bedtime or something.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:57, Reply)
We need a topic, a bloody good topic.
How was last weekend by the way? I want juicy deats I've heard nowt about it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 0:56, Reply)
I was there. alcohol was there. That was good enough for me.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 1:00, Reply)
You Buzz Killington.
I don't know why but I shall give you a late night gift, this beautiful piece of music; www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2sXvyy3Xkw
I'm thinking out loud again but I don't care. I can't put into words what this song does to me, Jane Harley's vocals make me burst with happiness. Like proper, proper happiness. God I'm in a good mood.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 1:06, Reply)

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