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I think perhaps the best move here is simply to pretend that Plumdozer's shit thread doesn't exist.
So, morning. I'm v tired today, was up til half two with our visitor. He's going to the British Museum today: it's my favourite place on earth. Where is yours?
Alt: Bruce Springsteen: WHY?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:27,
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latest was 13 years ago)
agreed
favorite place, probably in a nice sunny beer garden with all my mates getting slowly hammered on tasty beer.
Failing that, Cornwall or Dorset.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:31,
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DG and tourettes house.
Alt: WHEN?
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:33,
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Alt: don't ask me - I'm not the boss.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:35,
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Kathmandu. Fascinating place, delightful people, amazing history and terrific food.
Alt: because he's America's blue collar working class hero innit.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:35,
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Alt: ah, I see. And there was me thinking he was just a frightful shitcunt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:36,
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There is that as well.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:43,
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Thailand. Lovely people, mad bustling cities, beautiful countryside and beaches
Alt: Good question! I have no fucking idea how he got where he is or why he's so revered by the 'Merkins.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:41,
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and shemales.
Don't forget.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:42,
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I played pool with a very tall Thai lady once
She was a lovely bloke.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:44,
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balls in pockets?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:47,
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The Pretenders less successful etc.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:57,
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haha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:12,
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Its because he says U S A in his songs
Merkins love that shit.
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Peej, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:41,
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Torture Garden, ballgag in my mouth, DJ spinning some CombiChrist.
Alt- why bother? His music is fucking boring.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:41,
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Alt: he's the American Status Quo
three chords 12 bars each, repeat ad nauseam.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:44,
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I wrote that to the tune of Debbie Harry's rap in Rapture
As sampled on The Adventures of Grandmaster Flash on the Wheels of Steel.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:45,
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Morning Monters
I know what'll cheer you up - I'm going to see COMBICHRIST tonight after a pint with CQ. Favourite place on earth has to be DisneyWorld really doesn't it. Why the British Museum over all the excellent alternatives London has to offer? I bloody love the Natural History Museum myself.
Alt: Because Tom Petty can't do it all by himself. "It" being the production of instantly forgettable MOR drivel.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:43,
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Don't be surprised if CQ flounces out of your drinks. He's been a bit flouncy recently.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:44,
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he sure has.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:46,
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I'm bringing chicks
Is that what I've missed around here? Flouncing?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:46,
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Only CQ in the most passive aggressive flounce, which only last for a week or two, before he began posting in the evening.
He also, SHOCK HORROR, unfriended people on FB.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:48,
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I did that last night!
Mainly because I realised that I wasn't actually friends with a lot fo the people I'm "friends" with.
You made the cut. Relax. Breathe.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:51,
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I have a policy of culling people whenever the number of people I'm connected to goes over 100. I don't know why I do this.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:54,
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Autism?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:55,
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Probably.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:55,
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By internet standards this makes you the most unpopular kid in the schoolyard
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:56,
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He started a thread about flouncing
and then, brilliantly, flounced in it.
Cock.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:48,
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That was obviously a postmodern observation on the fleeting nature of friendship
DUH
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:52,
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What it was, old buddy old pal, was pathetic.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:56,
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I've just realised that you haven't made fun of my evening's activities
You feeling OK?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:01,
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Fill yer boots.
When they 'Fuck That Shit' I hope you raise a glass of angst-ridden energy drink in my honour.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:09,
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Because the BM has the Sutton Hoo stuff, the Rosetta Stone, the Elgin Marbles
and about 50 million other amazing artifacts like the Battersea Shield etc.
The NHM just has some bent blue whale.
Please tell CQ he is a Wilf Lunn, Phileas Fogg wanker. Thanks.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:48,
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Ha ha.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:49,
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What's Eric Pickles doing in the NHM?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:50,
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Morning 'Ben Elton'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:52,
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Morning
That Mrs Thatch, eh? what?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:10,
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Liddlebiddapolitics ladiesangennlemen
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:14,
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Bet he's one of those doing an offshore tax dodge...
right on!
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:21,
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He sticks it to The Man
right after he gets home from a charming dinner at the Lloyd Webbers.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:33,
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I'm probably not going to do that old boy
Tell him yourself, if Camden doesn't appal you too greatly
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:52,
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Fuck that.
I've a chap staying for a week, I don't want him to find out that I know some 'Steampunk' Wilf Lunn knobend.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:53,
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I'm not a Steampunk
and who the fuck is Wilf Lunn?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:55,
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Not talking about you, sir.
I'm referring to sanctimonious smug-judge Phileas fucking Fogg
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:57,
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Awww you called me "sir" instead of "gaylord" or "twat"
I think this takes our relationship to a new level
*unzips*
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:00,
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Put it away, gaylord.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:02,
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The Red Hot Chilli Peppers controversial etc.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:07,
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Hahaha
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:08,
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Mad inventor bloke.
Used to be on tv in the 80s. Had a big 'tache.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:59,
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A stupid prick with a knobbish moustache.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:02,
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that's his thing though aint it, it's more than an attack on his face pubes, YOU@VE ATTACKED HIS ENTIRE BEING
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:04,
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Hopefully I won't get unfriended.
*hopes*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:08,
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Do keep up.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:04,
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give CQ my love and best wishes xxx
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:08,
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+ wish him safe passage on his round the world trip, and that I hope to see him
upon his return in a little over 80 days.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:10,
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he'll never make it, the fool!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:11,
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My new favourite place in Coventry is a bar called Browns
Well known in the city for its strict door policy, it has been making headlines recently for turning away a group of squaddies.
The Boycott Browns facebook group is well LOL:
www.facebook.com/home.php#!/groups/334164269991095/Alt: They wouldn't let him in either.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:00,
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It's not so much a strict door policy...
.. as a bizzarely random door policy enforced by the thickest most self-important bouncers on the planet. The owner is a cunt, his daughter is a cunt and most of the staff are, you guessed it, cunts.
They want to be 'exclusive' FFS it's a converted public shithouse!
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:16,
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It may appear bizarrely random
and often unfair, but there has never once been any trouble in there. Which is quite an acheivement in Cov city centre.
All bouncers are self-important - it goes with the job.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:40,
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After the latest shenanigans I hope he goes bust
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:47,
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Cor, I've got work near by so I'm off for a bit of a wander there this very morning
Dublin museum was great when I went there last, had loads of sacrificial bog people on display. That shits well gnarly
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:02,
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I remember seeing Tollund man when he was on loan to the British Museum, fucking amazing.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:08,
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some of them just look like a fucking shit old viking shoe
but it's like the size of a man
I should have a show on the history channel
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:11,
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I'd watch it.
'Live from the pillbox'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:16,
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Big K.R.I.T's less zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Peej, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:50,
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alt because he was BAWN IN THE U-S-A
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:07,
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hey guys guess what?
louise was off sick yesterday, but i checked her facebook and her last update on tuesday night was 'dowloading skyrim something or other bollocks, goodbye sleep!'
reckon i should bawl her out on it, the lazy fat nerdy cunt?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:11,
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I think you should unfriend her IMMEDIATELY.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:14,
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sage advice
you're like the OffToracle
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:16,
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The British Museum is ace, my fave place is my church on Tottenham Court Road
Alt: I like some of his songs, is this another thing that you cool people sneer at? Just fucking let people like what they like yeah.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:11,
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Shan't.
He looks and sounds like a monkey straining for a shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:15,
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I think his message is going over your head and you're all embarrassed and shit
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:17,
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He's the voice of blue collar America!!
And of a monkey straining for a shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:20,
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You're confusing the image with the message
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:28,
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You're confusing his songs with something that's not really, really shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:31,
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Is it that difficult for you to accept that other people aren't as cool as you?
We try, Monters, but you're just fucking out there man, can't be done.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:33,
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I was watching that 'Gold' channel last night
Two shows made reference to Felicity Kendall's arse. The Young Ones I watched on porpoise but the Men Behaving Badly episode was down to extreme laziness (RE: button pushing)
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:16,
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i wish real barry were here :(
he's a lot less vanilla
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:17,
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No way
no way.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:25,
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mun-nah-mun-nah
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:26,
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do doo, de do do
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:27,
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da-da-da-da is all I want to say to you
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:29,
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You've ruined it now.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:30,
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You've ruined your life
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:31,
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Haha
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:32,
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I've ruined your wife.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:38,
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Obvious and late
Are you struggling Boyceamundo? I still think you're cool, don't worry
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:42,
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You need to wind your neck in buddy
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:29,
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hey whoa it was just one guy saying he missed his friend
no need to get defensive and declare ALL OUT WAR
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:37,
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Fair enough, I apologise all over the fucking shop
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:39,
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Your Mum
Actually I think it is York town centre. I love wandering round there
Alt:
Not a clue
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:11,
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i'm pretty sure his mum isn' yourk town centre
lol
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:13,
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Brown centre, more like
AMIRITE?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:16,
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i don't know what you mean
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:17,
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What are you driving at here?
I don't understand.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:18,
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I really have no idea
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:24,
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They do look alike though,
he's not the first person to make that mistake.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:16,
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thousands of visitors every year, you mean?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:16,
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Yup, and drainage problems and expensive parking.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:19,
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and regularly flooded
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:22,
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bukkakelols
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:30,
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and full of viking relics.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:35,
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Think my favourite place is curled up in bed with the fella, after a few drinks and a night out, just talking to each other.
I quite enjoyed the British museum too, it was spectacular.
Who?
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:17,
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Harlot
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:25,
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I know, I'm terrible.
S'a shame I enjoy it so much.
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:26,
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"talking" ?
is that what the youth call it these days?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:29,
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Well that too, but I do genuinely like talking to him.
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:30,
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Up to the back wheels in your mum.
Alt: I don't know, Monty. I just don't know. See also: Shania Twain, dubstep and Wales.
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Kroney, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:27,
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She don't impress me much
Actually, that isn't true. She is fucking gorgeous but should shut the fuck up instantly
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:29,
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She's not gorgeous.
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Kroney, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:30,
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Yes she is
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:30,
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Morning, 'Stevie Wonder'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:34,
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Are you really that confident on your opinion of fucking everything?
You are so tiresome with this shit, you deal in absolutes and the dumb fuckers around here seem to think you know what you're talking about. Do the right thing Boyceroo and admit you're a sham, an internet construct and all-round bad egg.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:38,
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Hahaha!
You really think we think he's the fucking Oracle.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:43,
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Christ you're gay.
Stop crying and put on 'Dancing in the Dark', you massive helmet.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:45,
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Alan appears to be attempting to mix it up and bust chops.
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Kroney, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:46,
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Ah, I see.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:49,
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Hahaha!
Perfect
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:50,
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take your sunglasses off Baz. They've made you blind.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:35,
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I am glad that it is unlikely you will ever set me up on a blind date
because your taste in women is terrible.
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Kroney, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:38,
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She is visually offensive.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:31,
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She's also married to Mutt Lange
Who inflicted Bryan Adams on an unsuspecting world.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:35,
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A trio of cunts.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:36,
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a veritable clitorisallsorts.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:37,
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but he was also responsible for Def Leppard
so, you know, swings and viciously serrated bear traps.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:36,
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On the other hand
oh
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:37,
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quite so
quite so.
*puffs pipe*
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:37,
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lols
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:43,
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He also produced Back in Black though didn't he?
Get out of jail free card right there.
Still used in studio engineering courses as exemplary to this day.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:43,
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several of the things that "don't impress her much"
really should, the fucking vapid tart.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:34,
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I'd like to 'impress' an anvil into her fucking stupid face.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:35,
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Shania Twain is gorgeous
Would - in a heartbeat.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:39,
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Be my guest, you and Al are welcome to her.
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Kroney, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:41,
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If I had a pillbox in my back garden
I'd fit a door, glaze the firing slits and have the world's most industrial shed.
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Kroney, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:30,
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Isn't a pillbox a tiny little thing?
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:32,
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Big enough for three or four men
and big enough to keep the lawnmower in.
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Kroney, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:33,
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I am having shed fitted in our back garden in a couple of weeks. Wife doesn't know power is being installed and that I plan to add a tv and a beer fridge.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:34,
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My step dad did that. I'm not convinced he isn't going to use it for a model railway.
Which is less sad than his father, who has a miniature steam railway in his back garden. Swipe'd fucking love him.
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Kroney, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:37,
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ing love
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:38,
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My shed has a fridge, freezer, wine rack, wall mounted flatscreen and a hammock
The wife doesn't know the combination for the lock.
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Peej, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:39,
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She does, she's just happy that you spend a lot of time there so the blokes she's banging can come round without fear of interruption.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:40,
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Hey if she can raise two kids, hold down a full time job, keep the house clean and tidy, do all the laundry
AND find the time to fuck a bunch of blokes as well then I'm impressed.
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Peej, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:43,
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Hahaha! My dad has three "sheds".
each one has at minimum a radio and chair, and his garage has a tv, radio, fridge, freezer and heater. He loves it!
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:41,
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My dad has two sheds.
I suspect he is secretly Arthur Jackson.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:44,
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omg i thought they buried all of him!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:47,
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I am going to build an outhouse at the front if I get planning permission
It will be too small to house a car but large enough to house a sofa, work bench, computer desk etc.
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Peej, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:44,
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This subthread has more than a whiff of the waterproof trouser about it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:48,
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POINTLESS STRIKETHROUGH!!
ubt r a
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:51,
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That was a lot more effort than it was worth.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:51,
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You have the whiff of a piss-soaked old man about you.
Oh man, I just turned myself on.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:51,
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Haha
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:51,
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I smell like your husband?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:15,
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depends if you mean a pillbox or a pill box.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:34,
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It's also a name for a concrete bomb shelter.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:34,
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Huh. Did not know that.
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:35,
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It's a type of hat
Hope this helps.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:34,
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You're a twat hat.
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:35,
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I DONT EVEN OWN A HAT!!
I am something of a twat though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:42,
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ignore those pricks
its the little box you get tictacs in
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:35,
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It's ok everyone you can relax, I'm here now!
I am also tired today, the kids had a bad night. I am keeping myself awake listening to This is Spinal Tap (though headphones, I'm not a cunt like the smashing pumpkins guy) My favourite place on earth, I dunno changes with my mood, Gwithian/Godreavy beach has got to be pretty high up there.
Show your wife who's boss by taking her to a Bruce Springsteen concert,
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Peej, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:37,
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bad night as in not sleeping
or bad night as in coming home at 4am covered in vomit and blood with a trio of hookers, "scary Steve" and a half-weight of Afghani hash?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:42,
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Thats a bad night?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:45,
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if you are their dad, I expect so.
Although a couple of high-fives and implementing a "nosh tax" on the most attractive hooker probably wouldn't go amiss.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:51,
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Well the 1 year old did that
But the 4 year old just had a few nightmares.
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Peej, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:45,
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Question for all alcoholics and purveyors of MASSIVE DRUGS
As I may have mentioned, CombiChrist tonight. 2 hour train journey there plus a pint with CQ beforehand. Not feeling too sharp - suspected food poisoning yesterday, stomachache, accompanying headache now appears to be on the mend. So the question is, do I manfully abstain from all pollutants and stick to water tonight, or do I get utterly smashed as I was previously intending to and bugger the consequences?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:41,
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you need a nice hot cup of man the fuck up.
Hope this helps, petal ;)
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:43,
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I knew there was something missing from my life
It was you, Badger. It's always been you.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:45,
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Why thank you.
On a more serious note, get hold of some anti-dehydration stuff (dialyte or similar) from a chemist. Will sort your body out beforehand if you've been shitting rusty arsewater for a while.
Or, fresh orange 50:50 with water with about a teaspoon of salt per pint is more or less isotonic if you're feeling "homeopathic"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:49,
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Appreciate it, thank you
I've got a 4-day weekend coming up and quite frankly can afford to feel shite tomorrow
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:53,
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Surely a 10,000:1 ratio of water to orange would work better?
Then take that solution and dilute that 10,000:1 as well.
Remember, and this is the most important part, to shake it well, thus retaining the "memory" of the restorative powers of the orange within the water.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:57,
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Oh, completely
but I'd like Darth to actually get some benefit.
on the subject of homeopathy, how come they go to the NHS demanding funding? couldn't they just chuck a quid in a reservoir and then get by on the "memory of money" ?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:03,
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Obviously the cost of producing something made almost entirely out of water is very high.
Their margins must be quite low.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:12,
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I know, I'm amazed they can afford to keep themselves in healing crystals.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:32,
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What do they use to prevent the spread of germs in hospitals?
Alcohol gel.
If you can't get hold of any medical alcohol, I suggest you drink neat spirits.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:44,
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And start now
The sooner you fill your system, the
more entertaining it will be for us sooner you destoy those germs.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:45,
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Sage advice indeed
And from a vegetarian at that, you people are renowned for your "my body is a temple" bullshit, time to get on the Apple Sourz
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:47,
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I don't know what you've been told
But that really doesn't count as one of your five a day.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:48,
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The lime in a gin and tonic definitely does though.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:54,
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I have been told many things!
but unless they're utterly useless outside of the confines of a pub quiz, I have forgotten them
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:55,
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Have you been told you're a massive bender?
You seem to keep forgetting that.
*mwah*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:57,
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I have not
Not once.
Not ever.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:07,
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You're off to see Combi Christ mate just get high on their excellent musical vibes
on the other hand you're seeing CQ, so you'd better put some glue in a bag and stick your head into that if he attempts to make conversation with you 'down the Dev'
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:44,
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Drink plenty water beforehand
then go ahead and get royally mullered, the combination should flush anything out of your system.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:45,
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DONE
If I die, I'll haunt the fuck out of you, whoever you are
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:49,
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If the first couple of beers taste good and go down fine
the rest is easy.
Wanting to barf after one or two is not a good sign.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:53,
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My concern is exactly this
if the first one or two prove problematic I'll be vomming all the way to the Smoke
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:55,
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OH NO!
This is what killed Leah Betts!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:58,
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CombiChrist and CQ?
I suggest you imbibe a lot more than alcohol.
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Peej, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:46,
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Hahahahaha
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:47,
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I'm not defriending you
Don't care how hard you try
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:48,
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he could just post a couple of pictures of you from your amazing facebook feed, that seems to work
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:50,
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If I was gay I'd totes give Darth a length, he's well fit
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:52,
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Thanks Q-Dogg
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:55,
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Awwww please!
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Peej, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:02,
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Get fucked up
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:51,
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Fuck knows
Morning fella
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:15,
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I am contemplating getting up, in a staggering display of laziness.
At the moment, my favourite place is bed. In general, my favourite place is wherever my friends are.
Alt: because FUCK YOU, that's why.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:46,
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Steady on with the swearing, B3th
you're nearly approaching Al levels of edgy posting.
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Kroney, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:51,
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louise is swearing a lot today
i'm biding my time before i fuck her shit up
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:52,
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Excellent, let her bury herself.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:58,
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Why all the hostility, Monters?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:59,
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people shouldn't be allowed to get away with acting like cunts, eh b3th?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:01,
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I'm tired.
The kind of tired that seeps into your bones.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:51,
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leukaemia?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:52,
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Probably just old.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:53,
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osteoperosis?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:54,
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Nope! I have the bone density of an ox.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:57,
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*rubs up suggestively*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:08,
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I wasn't talking about your bone.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:09,
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Oh man I was like that yesterday.
absolutely exhausted. Couldn't move off the couch to answer the door.
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:53,
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I saw your fb post. I felt like that, for absolutely years.
After several medical tests, my doctor concluded I'm just a brainwrong. Which is nice to know.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:54,
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Nah! that's regarding something else.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:56,
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great, wimmins problems
do keep us all up to date
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:03,
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If you insist.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:05,
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ne ob
I've no idea why I did that either. Perhaps it's lack of sleep
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:54,
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ahaha took me a second to get it.
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:55,
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I went for a 5k run on Tuesday for the 1st time in a month
It hurt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:55,
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I went to the gym last night and did ok but not great.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:57,
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I ran a personal best over 5 miles on tuesday.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:03,
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Which was what time?
Had a two mile walk this morning from the garage too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:05,
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47 minutes 59 seconds.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:06,
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there was a bloke who did a 4 minute mile in the 1950s
shouldn't have taken you more than 20 minutes, you bloody slacker
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:06,
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It was on a motorbike though
whilst smoking a pipe
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:08,
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so you're saying superfly is a poof?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:09,
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Errr
No. Your post originally said 2 mins though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:14,
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you can prove NOTHING
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:15,
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That is pretty good
I was really pleased with 51 mins 34 secs for 10K
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:07,
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That's really good.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:23,
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I was most pleased with it
The last 1k was hard. Now I'm post-holidays/heart attack death I'm back on the runing again. Going on Saturday for 8k then Tuesday for another 8k. I might try and get a late GNR entry for September
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:30,
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I worked in Senate House for years, so used to be able to go to The British Museum in my lunch hour.
I kinda miss that. I'd go and hide in the tiny room with all the clocks which I found oddly relaxing despite all the noise. I think it was the fact that I was invariably the only person in there.
Why Springsteen? Why not? He's alright. I still love Cadillac Ranch.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:58,
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lWe call it 'the lavatory' in our house.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:04,
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+ cum-bedroom-lounge-kitchen
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:10,
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+alleyway
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:14,
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Cadillac Ranch sherry
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:04,
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Can you come out tonight?
Come, come, come out tonight?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:09,
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Are you singing to your sherry?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:10,
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I never sang to my booze. My booze sang out to me.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:11,
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Highbury was one of them, the downs in bristol is prob my favourite place. The big green grassy thing, not spastics.
Alt: Thunder Road is a fucking boss tune
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:02,
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I'd love to see someone actually pull
using the line "you ain't a beauty, but hey, you're alright"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:04,
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Springsteen is alright by me, got me into rock music along with Meatloaf, Queen etc. cheers dad.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:07,
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favourite place girlfriend
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:06,
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Already? Can we not start slowly? I've just woken up for fucks sake.
Good morning Montgomery.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:09,
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Guten morgen.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:10,
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More likely Gluten Morgen given his appetite for carbs.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:11,
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Something about Guns & Roses follow up etc.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:17,
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I really shouldn't have laughed at that, but I did.
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:12,
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British Museum is pretty fucking spectacular, possibly there
Either in the reading room, or the Egyptian bit. I used to love the Maritime museum when I was younger. There's also a pub just outside Skem that is wonderful, but I think that's more due to memories of when I've been there.
Then again, I'd love to go back to Florence.
Alt: No idea.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:10,
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I fucking love marmite
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:16,
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It is rather wonderful.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:18,
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The Marmite Musuem could be an excellent euphamism
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:24,
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Leave the Camerons' daughter alone!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:16,
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She loved it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:18,
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She was like a machine.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:22,
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^ This is a reference to contemporary pop act 'Florence and the Machine'!!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:22,
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Never would have guessed.
Morning Monty
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:23,
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The Alps on a bright sunny day after a fresh snow fall
alt: here comes the new boss, same as the old boss
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:15,
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I've never been to the British Museum
but I did go to an IKEA last night, are they basically the same?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:24,
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Only if you had a hotdog or ice-cream
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:25,
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I had an ice-cream
They changed the system, you have to put a token in the machine now, no more free ice cream refills.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:27,
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I honestly never thought of getting a refill ice-cream
I'm just not criminally minded
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:28,
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I only did it once.
And I once saw a woman being told off by a guy for doing it.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:39,
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