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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Evening thread!
THERE WILL BE NO, I REPEAT NO, MOANING OR COMPLAINING OF OTHER B3TANS AS IT'S FUCKING DULL. NO COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW SHIT OFFTOPIC IS EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ALL HERE EVERY FUCKING DAY AND DON'T DO ANYTHING TO MAKE IT NOT SHIT. JUST CALL EACH OTHER A CUNT AND HAVE A LAUGH FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:13, 315 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
CAPS LOCK THREAD!
I FUCKING LOVE CAPS LOCK
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:15, Reply)
I LOVE SHOUTING!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:16, Reply)
I ENJOY SHOUTING VERY MUCH
IN FACT IT'S QUITE A HOBBY
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:17, Reply)
SHIP AHOY!!
Lol
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:18, Reply)
I
don't.

But yer a cunt.

Happy now?

Eating salmon and Jersey Royals plus salad dressed with a little light vinegar and some garlic oil.

*raises cheek and farts with great aplomb. And added volume.*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:20, Reply)

Evening ladies, what you doing tonight then?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:18, Reply)
Not you.
And funnily enough this is the same response that everyone woman on the planet will have for the rest of eternity.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:18, Reply)
HAhahHhaa
I saw your face today, it was lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:21, Reply)
Were you in the carpark?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:22, Reply)
I had a lovely dinner and now have white wine and soda.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:19, Reply)

Soda? isn't that posh fizzy water.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:26, Reply)
Yup!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:26, Reply)
chips
wine, not sure after that. Suddenly free to not stare at textbooks and word documents I am at a loss
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:21, Reply)

make a cloak out of wee.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:26, Reply)
many years ago people smelled more of wee
because they needed it to mordant the fabric before dyeing.

My cloak is not that historically accurate
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:28, Reply)
Dirty beggers.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:29, Reply)
most effective way of getting amonia
I think proper tweed places still use it, but I might be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:31, Reply)
No, I think you might be right.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:32, Reply)
I was aware of this due to being interested in history and watching Worst jobs in history on the tv.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:35, Reply)
IT'S THE EVENING CHILLAX THREAD !! COME OUT COME OUT CQ WHERE EVER YOU ARE WE'RE ALL FRIENDS IN THE EVENING THREAD

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:18, Reply)
*looks stern*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:18, Reply)
I love it when you do that.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:19, Reply)
BOAT LOL

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:19, Reply)
BOAT lol

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:21, Reply)
BoAT lol

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:21, Reply)
BOaT lol

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:21, Reply)
BOAt lol

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:21, Reply)
BOAT Lol

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:21, Reply)
BOAT lOl

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:22, Reply)
BOAT loL

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:22, Reply)
I'm at bikini level bongle

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:19, Reply)
I'm going round to the neighbours for curry and beer in a bit.
I'm working on my chartership report in the meantime.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:21, Reply)
No, you're pissing about on here.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:22, Reply)
I don't have the energy to study any more
Are your neighbours Indian? Or I hope they are good cooks
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:23, Reply)
Racist!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:24, Reply)
But of course this is OT

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:26, Reply)
No, one is scouse, the other is Barbadosian. Although she was born in London.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:26, Reply)
Is that a word? What is Bajan food like?
I'm learning all sorts of currys, let me know if you get a good one
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:27, Reply)
I used to live with a woman from Singapore many years ago when I was a meat eater.
She did the most fucking awesome curries.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:28, Reply)
I don't know, they're probably making an indian style curry like most people would
just because her family is from Barbados doesn't mean she only cooks jerk chicken, my family is from newcastle, we didn't grow up only eating deep fried beef dripping.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:28, Reply)
Chill with the hand wringing
I was only asking
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:32, Reply)
You're more racist that Noel and Bear Pookies love child.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:34, Reply)
Half cast bastard that would be

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:38, Reply)
try chicken curry
it's great, it's got chicken in
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:30, Reply)
do something funny, Rory!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:18, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1656269
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:19, Reply)
Try again.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:20, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1657339
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:21, Reply)
Nope!
You're not quite hitting the mark.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:22, Reply)
Scarlett Johannson needs a more supportive bra

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:19, Reply)
I was under the impression she's quite pert.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:21, Reply)
she won't be forever

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:22, Reply)
I don't care.
I like the fact that she took photos of her own breasts and put them on the internet.

I also like the fact that Kat Dennings has done this too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:23, Reply)
Would you fuck tom 'gay' cruise now that he's available again?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:20, Reply)
Is he?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:21, Reply)
GET WITH THE PROGRAM
LIKE YER
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:22, Reply)
He's given up scientology?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:23, Reply)
he'll forever be a dick irrespective of his belief in hocus pocus

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:25, Reply)
Feckin hell! He is.
I don't do short men. Sorry Rory!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:24, Reply)
I watched the forth MI film yesterday
I thought it was pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:24, Reply)
Not my cup of tea.
Prolly catch it on TV if I'm really bored.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:25, Reply)
there was a 4th one?
I never watched the 3rd, now I'll never catch up
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:26, Reply)
The thrid one was pretty good too.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:29, Reply)
are the Thrid the new aliens?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:32, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:34, Reply)
no
but I'm planning to spend the weekend on operation stalkjohnnydepp
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:23, Reply)
I'm watching Public Enemies.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:25, Reply)
send him a picture of your untamed bush
you need to make your intentions clear from the start
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:26, Reply)
What's that coming over the hill?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:28, Reply)
i dont know what's that coming over the hill ?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:29, Reply)
Is it a monster?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:30, Reply)
Bush

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:30, Reply)
Bush who ?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:31, Reply)
Kate Bush ?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:31, Reply)
George

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:33, Reply)
bush monster

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:31, Reply)
i still don't get this

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:32, Reply)
Yo sound like me?
Are you me? No one knows who anyone is anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:35, Reply)
Bear Pookie is Noel

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:36, Reply)
That's like racism squared on itself.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:37, Reply)
Rory doesn't get bush lols.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:38, Reply)
YES, BUT WHY IS A BUSH MONSTER COMING OVER THE HILL

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:42, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETN7Rw8S9dg
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:44, Reply)
I hope that they've all grown up and gotten proper jobs by now

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:45, Reply)
I believe it may be a monster.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:30, Reply)
he can tame my bush anytime he likes

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:29, Reply)

You all disgust me.

Except Rory cos of the mancrush.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:25, Reply)
Your flesh tunnel disgusts me
Especially when Darth's cock is in it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:29, Reply)
I haven't got any flesh tunnels.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:32, Reply)
*inserts rude comment*
I'm not that drunk enough yet.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:34, Reply)
you're all alternative biggers, why do the kids have flesh tunnels
apart from making you unemployable and looking shit and leaving saggy flesh in your ears in later life what else do they do?
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:36, Reply)
They give her lovers the sex horn.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:37, Reply)
It's a place for Darths cock

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:37, Reply)
chicks don't dig flesh tunnels.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:38, Reply)
Chicks dig scars.
And you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:39, Reply)
I've got scars.
Nobody ever dug them.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:40, Reply)
it's all in the backstory

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:41, Reply)
I intimated you were dull earlier.
I take it all back now I know you have badass scars.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:41, Reply)
I know this.
Eyed up twice this evening. First time by a redhead milf, the second by a fit alternative bird.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:45, Reply)
Is 'alternative bird'
code for 'bloke'?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:49, Reply)
nope.
Rockular type.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:56, Reply)
I'd have one
but I have massive ear lobes anyway. I have to tie them behind my head to stop them getting in the way
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:38, Reply)
isn't that where your chesticles are kept out of the way

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:40, Reply)
no, I tuck those into
my combats' pockets
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:42, Reply)
FLESH TUNNELS, COMBATS, POOR PERSONAL HYGIENE
YOU'D TOTALLY FIT IN DOWN THE DEV
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:43, Reply)
dev?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:44, Reply)
Devonshire Arms.
Gay bar in Camden.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:46, Reply)

www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/12/1294/Devonshire_Arms/Camden
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:47, Reply)
It's a pub, or something.
I imagine it's short for 'The Leperous Deviant' or something.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:47, Reply)
I wish I was cool enough to go down the dev.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:45, Reply)
WE SHOULD ALL LIKE TOTALLY B4SH THERE
FUCK THE PIER, i'm still going though
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:47, Reply)
I had flesh tunnels for a while.
It's like Marmite. You either love them or hate them. I've always loved the idea of tribal scarification and body adornment.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:45, Reply)
you'd love those made up 'tribal' celtic and maori tattoos that any number of people between 1994 and 1999 got, despite having no idea what the fuck they stand for
still it's one up on arm barbed wire... just
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:51, Reply)
I like the ones in Chinese script
that read 'licenced Shanghai prostitute' or something.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:53, Reply)
that was the next golden age after the tribal tattoos, 'meaningful script, made more meaningful by being in a language that they didn't understand, but would forever be knowing of it's true unadulterated meaning, so empowering the bearer'
like a thick cunt in a tattoo parlour in droylesdon would know or give a fuck what he's inking just above some fat slags heaving arse crack
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:57, Reply)
Oh, now there's a mental image I didn't need.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:00, Reply)
Think what you like Rory.
Water off a duck's back.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:55, Reply)
Evening all
I will be mostly painting and moving stuff tonight in preparation for new carpets tomorrow

Shite

I want beer
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:29, Reply)
I haz beer

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:30, Reply)
I keep reading your sig as Jennifer Aniston.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:39, Reply)
Try singing it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:42, Reply)
Why?
It was bad enough when Paul Heaton sang it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:44, Reply)
I'm on taxi duty later
Beer tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:39, Reply)
No, no, no.
I'ts jam tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:40, Reply)
Ok
Jam and beer then
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:46, Reply)
And
marmalade. Don't forget marmalade.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:48, Reply)
Atkins?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:50, Reply)
no
diets allowed.

No, something about Dundee. It used to be Jam Jute and Journalism. Now you add junkies as well. And jippsies . And Jizz. Gallons and gallons of gypsy jizz.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:20, Reply)
You cunt.
*laughs*

I've just forced down some turkey and salad, and am contemplating ice cream.
then maybe alcohol.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:38, Reply)
is roota coming back, I like to tick off the departed from my wallchart

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:44, Reply)
I think they're both enjoying an actual social life, and all the free sex on tap.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:46, Reply)
damnit i don't deal in maybes

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:48, Reply)
Overrated

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:53, Reply)
Frankly
I'd settle for either.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:53, Reply)
Me too. They're both cute.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:57, Reply)
hahahahha
bertlols
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:58, Reply)
*raises hand*
I'm a cunt and so is my wife!
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:50, Reply)
alright freefair, it's cool in the school to talk politics now

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:51, Reply)
Freefair you prick.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:04, Reply)
But what will we have to talk about then?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:05, Reply)
Breasts?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:05, Reply)
Breasts are overrated.
I'd rather talk about willies.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:08, Reply)
willies?
I saw a willy once
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:15, Reply)
Nooo! me too.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:19, Reply)
It
Was me.

Blousie's in Todmorden and Cavy's in Wales and one saw the start of my willy and the other saw the helmet. I hope I don't get excited.

*may contain lies*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:22, Reply)
when you do get excited
the rest of your body gets flaccid as the blood goes to your nethers
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:25, Reply)
Oh
There's plenty of flaccidity. Droops of it.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:29, Reply)
The current topics of the day.......and breasts.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:08, Reply)
That Loki is a right bastard!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:42, Reply)
Captain America is a bender

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:50, Reply)
Watching the Avengers, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:53, Reply)
Hawkeye was the best
closely followed by Black Widow and the Hulk
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:55, Reply)
WithaKILISPOON!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:00, Reply)
Hulk was the best.
"Puny God".
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)
See also
"Your brother killed 80 people in two days".

"He's adopted?"
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:55, Reply)
Little bit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:59, Reply)
Puny god
Lol
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:05, Reply)
Evening all.
I was going to go out, but our babysitter fell through so I magnanimously allowed the missus to go out and I've stayed in. So you all get the pleasure of my company.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 20:59, Reply)
Fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:02, Reply)
You cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:03, Reply)
BLOUSIE! THE BENT SPASTIC IS BEING MEAN IN YOUR DON'T BE MEAN THREAD.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:05, Reply)
Pussy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:09, Reply)
You're in trouble when BGB gets back
Where the fuck is she?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:12, Reply)
Sorry! I was internet shopping.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:14, Reply)
Get anything interesting?
Or was it dull, girls stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:18, Reply)
Just sourcing the cheapest Issey Miyake perfume.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:20, Reply)
I'll be honest, I'm only really interested in buying records online.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:22, Reply)
I'll be honest, I knew that.
You did ask.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:25, Reply)
I'll continue this honesty and confess that I was only making polite chat.
I'm sure it will make you smell lovely though.
Actually, while we're being honest, I don't really believe that as I can't stand any perfume. It makes me sneeze or makes my nose run.
Isn't all this honesty refreshing though?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:30, Reply)
I'm not a big perfume fan either but the odd scent does get my juices flowing.
Paco Rabanne and Issey Miyake for men. I thought since I can't get a fella who will wear it for me then I might as well wear it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:32, Reply)
Is this the female equivalent of painting your nails then lying on your arm til it goes dead?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:36, Reply)
No. It's the equivalent of keeping your ex's shirt and never washing it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:41, Reply)
by this logic you should want a threesome with me and my dad...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:40, Reply)
Christ, things are worse than she thought.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:41, Reply)
Well your dad can watch if he likes.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:41, Reply)
BOOM!
no wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:45, Reply)
You mean
The "don't be mean but call everybody else cunts" thread."

You cunt.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:09, Reply)
Cunt off you tedious weirdo.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:11, Reply)

2/10

You can do much better.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:12, Reply)
I wasn't really happy with the replacing of the f with ph

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:14, Reply)
To be fair
neither was I.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:16, Reply)
I'll edit it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:19, Reply)
Ah
Mr Pot, glad to see you're back.

Missing you already,

Mr Kettle.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:23, Reply)
I do love you, Blousie.

(berk, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:02, Reply)
Would it be Blousie or Blousy ? I thought if it ends in a 's' you need to turn the 'y' into an 'ie' - but is the reverse true?
Study Studies
People can be Shitty - People can be shitties.
...etc...

Oh I don't know know, I'm just saying 'hello' in my weird way.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:12, Reply)
Love you to bbz!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:16, Reply)
Alright blousey?
I launched a site today, not all the content is in place 'cus I don't have it yet, so there is a lot of bullshit content, but i'm fucking proud of this one, only took me a week in total.

Getting a new iPad tomorow, OH BOY.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:10, Reply)
What are your thoughts on teh google pad?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:16, Reply)

Needs moar wings.

Leaks equals no lols.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:18, Reply)
I was asking the techno expert.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:19, Reply)
I though Gonz was more into stuff like Will Young than techno?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:21, Reply)
I do actually have actually paid for copies of every one of his albums.
He's actually really good.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:40, Reply)
I've never really heard any of his stuff,
But I'm sure that if you are into contemporary pop music, he has probably got some of the best writers and producers available to make him appealing to you.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)
I donno man, I just like his stuff.
I like that "Think I better leave right now" and "There is a rose, in a fisted glove, and the eagle flys, with the dove. If you can't be, with the one you love... love the one you're with" one.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:59, Reply)
It's real life-affirming stuff and no mistake.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:01, Reply)

I know, I'm just a feminine hygiene expert with ideas above my gusset.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:21, Reply)
I ain't played on one yet.
But for £160 its fucking well worth it, I'd go for this over the Kindle Fire any day of the week (I mean, even if you could get a Fire over here).

Work have a few ordered so we can develop on it, so I'll know more then. I find a lot of android tablets are unresponcive... the screen takes a few microseconds between your finger press and the action, especially on the cheeper ones, but I think that won't be a problem with this one.

I'd pick one over a Kindle any day, and only reason i'm not getting one for myself is because I've got iPad.

This is going to be the next big thing though, the first real "ipad killer", should be out at christmas: www.microsoft.com/surface/en/us/default.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:45, Reply)
I have a large laptop but want something small also for train journeys and in bed.
I don't want to spend too much as I'm just interested in internet and movies.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:50, Reply)

If you want to use it as your main computer, like when you're at home, and money was no object, I'd go for a Macbook Air 13", from apple's hidden little refurb store (or a newer model if you got moeny saved)
- store.apple.com/uk/browse/home/specialdeals/mac/macbook_air/11

If you want to use it as a second device, not your main computer, like just in bed/traveling/etc, and moeny is no object, then i'd get the latest iPad.

If you like the iPad but want to save a few quid, you can knock about 1/4 off the iPad by going for an iPad 2, which is still a totally awesome device, but remember the lifespan for software upgrades is a year less.

If you want to use it as a second device, and want to save a few quid, but still have a totally amazingly rad device, go for the Nexus.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:57, Reply)
Thanks Gonz.
I want to use it as a second device and maybe eventually pass it on to my nephew so the Nexus looks good.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Deffo, its more handbag friendly too at 7".
You'll love it, it's more than worth it =)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:15, Reply)
Is this the wrong time to join the nice thread?
*ducks and runs for cover*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:14, Reply)
Evening blousie!
Here's something for your nice thread:

www.ustream.tv/sevenkittens

Live streaming kittens. Don't look right now, there's breastfeeding going on.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:20, Reply)
All clear now!

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:23, Reply)
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Living. The. Dream.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:25, Reply)
RIGHT I'M TURNING OFF THE INTERNET, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, AND I'M OUTSIDE

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:27, Reply)
Yay! we've broken him at last.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:28, Reply)
I
doubt it's possible to break him. He's like those horses that have to be put down as they're completely incapable of being tamed. Here's the syringe, though and don't be scared, I'm right behind you. Well, quite some way behind you, to tell the truth.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:36, Reply)
Nah! don't worry.
I know that special place to tickle him.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:37, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Bookmarked!
Thanks : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:25, Reply)
*peeps from behind the sand bags*
Hey why are these sand bags floating off the floor at knee height?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:29, Reply)
It's Spains fault.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:33, Reply)
The gravity of my hiding place has just hit me.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)
I'm still reeling over the fact Katy and Tom have split up.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:36, Reply)
Evening bgb
Katy? I thought she married Wills.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:38, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4PNpFjKVfY&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)
fooking ace
Did you know battered was Tom's knee double in cocktails?

Truefacts
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)

sand bag on the back of yer neck?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:38, Reply)
Hand bags at dawn

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:39, Reply)
fucking dawn, I saw it this morning
with it's stupid beauty and light, FUCK YOU DAWN
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Up at the crack of dawn was you?
Ehhh ehhhh nudge nudge wink wink
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:50, Reply)
No
It's Dawn. That slapper that's always walking home early in the morning, whose crack is dripping copious dollops of lumpy, green-tinged spunk into her already-sodden gusset. You can tell by the way she walks.

Hartley threw handbags at her, which was cruel, I thought.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:53, Reply)
I was supposed to be throwing glad rags
Guess I'm just not a morning person.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:00, Reply)
I finished my movie and I'm back now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:42, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1657499
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:47, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1657501
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Not for one second did I need to click these to know what they contained

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:48, Reply)
It's like we've got a real connection going on here

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:50, Reply)
INORITE
you shitcunt
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:51, Reply)
have you seen the kittens?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:47, Reply)
I have yes
But I am immune, as I have my gorgeous little girl asleep upstairs hugging her bunny and she out cutes everything in my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:49, Reply)

cutes -pisses, -shits, -vomits and -screams
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:50, Reply)
this is also true aside from the screaming
she is a very happy baby
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:51, Reply)
Rubbish! My daughter is loads better.
And my son too.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:51, Reply)
I bet the kittens don't cost as much.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:53, Reply)
And you can drown the fuckers when you've had enough of them.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:55, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:57, Reply)
I heard you had "fucking cunt kids"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:53, Reply)
All true.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:56, Reply)
You
say that as if you've said it before.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:56, Reply)
My pork burger is ready!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)
I bet it is you naughty boy.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:55, Reply)
I might put some...... mayonnaise on it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:57, Reply)
Extra lubrication is always a good idea with the older woman.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:59, Reply)
And if you use cod liver oil it's good for the joints as well

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:01, Reply)

Nah, there's cod in there already.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)
What I don't understand is that cod is not even an oily fish

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:03, Reply)

You try catching a wet one.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Yer roight dere, dey don't even wake up until midday, begorrah!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:05, Reply)
fuck you making me click this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:06, Reply)
it's worse than the spelling bee

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:06, Reply)
You fucking love it, bitch!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:08, Reply)
To be sure.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:19, Reply)

I also clicked.

OK Davvers?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:08, Reply)
Grand, ta.
Yer good self?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:09, Reply)

Very well thanks. Spent the day watching the Aussies being taught how to play cricket.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:10, Reply)
I spent yesterday teaching starving Africans how to shit properly.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)

ha!
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:15, Reply)
Not according to the Nutrition and Health Claims Regulations, Article 13

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Castrol GTX tends not to go down too well when you rub it on their minges, though.
Even less so when you're smoking a fag at the time.

Unless you're oiling up the crank shaft.

Evening Blousie!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Yeah, evening DG


whatevs
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Alright Nakkers?
Or is it Nakers? Or Knackers?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)
I don't know any more
it's not even my real name, or my real nickname
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)
The missus calls me DG all the time at home if that's any help.
Mind you, my real name is unpronouncable in the human tongue so can you blame her?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:06, Reply)
are you Klingon?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:09, Reply)
No, my real name really is Mr Unpronouncable in the Human Tongue.
It's a cross I have to bear.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:11, Reply)
I'm intrigued now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:20, Reply)

intrigued wet as an otter's pocket
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:21, Reply)
of course, but still
What could you possibly be called? Is it "English"?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Technically, my forename is Hebrew and my surname Irish.
I'm so confused that I don't know whether to bomb people or bugger choirboys.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:27, Reply)
Yaweh O'Keiff

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:36, Reply)
"Bent spastic"

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:05, Reply)
*waves*
: )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)
HIYA!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:07, Reply)
I shall be booking train tickets for another jaunt ooop north tomorrow.
Tell Tourettes to put the dinner on now and it should be ready in a couple of weeks : D
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)
Haha!
Which weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)
Thinking the weekend of the 14/15 July.
Is that ok?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:14, Reply)
oh aye :)

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:16, Reply)
I'm coming to stay too
Is that ok?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:18, Reply)
Whey aye.
Just bring a load of booze and a sleeping bag and you'll be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:19, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:20, Reply)
I've just posted my fish and cheese recipe on the main QOTW.
I may well cook this when you come up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Nom!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Can you not offer a lady a bed and some bedding?
She won't soil them again.

much
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:22, Reply)
Blousie gets the bed, soz.
We have three very comfy sofas.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)
do you have any couches?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:28, Reply)
For you, Nakers, the shed beckons.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:30, Reply)
I'm moving up in the world!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:34, Reply)
In the lounge

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:32, Reply)
I like this approach.
What if I brought Nakers too?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:22, Reply)
Listen, we've had mistaspakkaman stay here. Twice.
I'm not sure we could cope with nakers, though! LOLOLOLOLOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:25, Reply)
We can fit in one sleeping bag I reckon

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:25, Reply)
I have a double sleeping bag.
BEST INVENTION EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:32, Reply)
sexeh tiems!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:32, Reply)
I have two that zip together.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:33, Reply)
I had a Haggis scotch egg with some salad and some boursin
It were gert lush. I might actually try Haggis now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)

Haggis can be really good. It's not " the contents of a zoo put in a liquidiser then stuffed into condoms."

Scotch egg with haggis I've only tried once but it was loverly++
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:18, Reply)
+ping?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:24, Reply)
Definitely
lovelyping
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:25, Reply)
Cavvy might well taste of scotch eggs and haggis
For she is also lovelyping.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:34, Reply)

Possibly,

But I've tasted cavies in South America.

Just. Like. Chicken.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:50, Reply)
I just found a clip in my hair

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Loose clips
Sink ships
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)
*feels better*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:05, Reply)
News: company credit card has been in use from 5-9
Food and beer for 7 people, my new job rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:09, Reply)
That
Will be the remains of the clip on your ear you got years ago.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:26, Reply)
punch to the ear

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:27, Reply)

This thread is quite big so I started a shitter one.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:26, Reply)
truth on the internet

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:27, Reply)
Good luck! I'm off to bed.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:33, Reply)
Good idea.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Nighnies!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:34, Reply)

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