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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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GOOD AFTERNOONThis lunchtime I went for a jog through the fair city that is London, and while I was doing this I was gazing at the architecture - old and new - and got to thinking how handsome this city is.
Then I saw a man freely urinating off a bridge in to the river which rather spoiled my nice feeling.
What things have yu seen that have ruined where you live?
(I appreciate that if you are from Birmingham, Wolverhampton, Macclesfield, Sheffield, Glasgow, Basildon, Yeovil, March, Abercynon or Nottingham you won't be able to answer this question. You have my sympathy)
Alt: Two fingers or a whole thumb?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:30,
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Nothing, I fucking love where I livealthough shirtless Neds drinking Buckie in the Meadows whenever the temperature rises above 7 degrees gets a little wearing.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:32,
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I've never had BuckfastI imagine it to be like red wine mixed with Red Bull
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:33,
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It's fucking hideous stuff.Tastes like cough mixture.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:34,
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But... some cough mixture tatses nice...(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:35,
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This doesn't.Horrible, vile stuff.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:39,
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a mate used to drink Cherry B and Barley Wine as a mixed drinkTasted just like cough medicine for the first half a glass, after that you lost the ability to taste.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:39,
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Bit early for me, thanks.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:42,
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Well, certainly a bit early for Jagermeister at any rate.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:44,
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Satan's STD-riddled piss. Horrible fucking stuff.And as for Jaegerbombs... Oh, grow up.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:57,
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The fact that a bunch of tramps live at the bottom of our carpark under where the road bridge is.Local lore round here has that one of them was found stuck on the fence at the bottom minus a finger by the Police.
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Have to be the thumb then
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:33,
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There used to be some tramps in the Tottenham Court Road underpass.They were brilliant. Terrifying, crack-addled, public shitters - but brilliant.
There used to be a guy in Covent Garden who I used to by dog food for (he had a dog, I wasn't being a cunt) - and then he disappeared. I do hope he didn't die.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:35,
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It's alright, Lusty moved in with him.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:40,
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Where are your thumb and other finger while those three fingers are in up to the wrist?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:39,
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I have a lovely walk through a park every day too and from work.However if the circus or fair is in town i have to walk past a bunch of caravans.
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I didn't see it but,the combined efforts of the Luftwaffe and Donald Gibson.
Alt: One finger, one thumb, keep moving.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:37,
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In the last town I lived in, and on a walk home one nightI witnessed a very drunk girl, stood in a flower bed with her knickers round her ankles and skirt hitched around her waist, standing bent over and arcing a torrent of piss all over the roses.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:38,
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Tourettes has some excellent talents(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:40,
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This was when I was with the ex.I have a hazy recollection that it might have been New Year's eve when this occurred. I also remember some equally pissed up hag walking passed and proclaiming loudly "OOH, WEE-WEE".
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:42,
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The thing it, it was (still is) a really nice and pretty little town.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:18,
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This is how to complain about mobile phones www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2167727/Man-caught-camera-smashes-mobile-phone-shop-bizarre-rampage.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
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amazing that someone had a camera to hand(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:46,
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... In a town centre, with loads of people around, most of whom have mobiles, most of which have cameras...It's incredible.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:16,
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i done sawa woman.
not just any woman, but a fucking fat woman.
not just any fat woman but a fucking ugly fat woman. not just any ugly fat woman, but a fucking ugly fat crackhead woman, in broad daylight, beside a main road....
SHITTING.
and not just regular shitting
shitting up against the wall of a fucking CHURCH.
in broad daylight]
beside a main road
by a bus stop
a fat ugly crackhead woman shitting down a wall in broad daylight against a church.
dirty fucking crackheads.
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Parents can be so embarrassing sometimes.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:46,
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i know right?i mean i know she's gotta dis[pose of the gallon or so of tramp semen somewhere, but really, there's a pervfectly good kids playground round the corner. if you're gonna shit in public, shit down the slide! noone gives a damn about churxches any more.
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Jazzy Jeff and the zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:02,
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*sings*Rent a flat above a shop
Oak flooring is just the job
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:52,
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You can get your whole head up a mimsy?Either you have a very small head or you associate with ladies who have very large cloppers.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:58,
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Ape's LP dedicated to his kid, earlier:www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?pid=7944973
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:01,
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Hipster and darkie jokes aside,my area gets better and better all the time. The shitty fucked-up bits are all being replaced one by one. It's brilliant.
If only I'd have thought to post this in Foggsy's 'positive' thread!
Alt: nah, you're alright thanks mate, I'm driving.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:58,
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Do you think it might've made him stay?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:00,
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I reckon so. But maybe I'm just a crazy dreamer.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:01,
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What're you singing them for? It's not Christmas for AGES.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:06,
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It was a reference to my prodigious golfing prowess.I'm fucking sport-mad, me. Love it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:07,
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I dunno what you're driving at, here.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:22,
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.Ford Cortinas on fire off the hard-shoulder near the tip. I watched junkies shitting in the dark near the Reccy gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like chips in curry sauce... Time to diet.
Alt: A "Ted Rogers" special if you please
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:01,
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Nice to see you fraternising with the underclass of society, you thieving gypsy bastard.
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could i have another question please?one that's a bit more relevant to quinten? thx
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What would be relevant to you, then?(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:17,
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Ask him about his sockpuppet collection.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:19,
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Do people still have those?I thought cr3 banned people for having sock puppets (he is so wise and masterful) as a) they aren't funny and b) well, Bert.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:24,
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There are still some about.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:27,
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al has oneand quentin is one
nobody else bothers
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:28,
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I'm not Al.I am me. A silver tongued cavalier with a penchant for fast planes, mutilation and wedding cake. And prison.
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for him to gaz it to you it must be hosted somewhereright-click, copy link address, post here
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oh christ, i'd have to go through nearly 8 years of gazzesanyway, i have more recent ones that would cause much more outrage.
and vomiting.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:52,
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well stop alluding to them like a fucking teenagerand spill the beans
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you know whatin the case of one or two of them.... i really might.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:57,
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Did you just crash your jet plane, Colclough?(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:47,
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My jet plane's been mothballed.Along with my career as a medical type. However, I am busy hatching my latest madcap charity scheme, in which I shall waterski across the Atlantic using a pair of sharks strapped to my feet as skis. I think it's a winner.
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seriosuly, stop accusing everyone of being someone else or the wrong personits really boring
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I've been so many people to so many othersthat I almost lost track of just who I was.
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sorrywhy don't you tell us some more about the made-up people in your head instead? that's properly fascinating.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:45,
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well they're fucking dullmake up some better ones?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:46,
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My little girl has an imaginary friend who she doesn't like.That's proper mental isn't it?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:49,
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Your list of cities is frankly bizarreIt begins with a bunch of shitholes, fails to continue in this vein by its ommission of Derby, Bradford and Stoke and then ends with The Capital. I blame that Nicklas Bendtner.
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I had a nice curry in Derby once(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:10,
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That's awfully nice of youIt's not likely to wane either. Derby is the benchmark by which all other unmitigated shite must be judged. If Noel Gallagher and Russell Brand somehow spawned a lovechild and clothed it in Vivienne Westwood gear and raised it on a Gillian McKeith diet plan, even such a hideous, shiteness-fuelled progeny would, upon visiting Derby, utter only the word "fuck."
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I've never been therebut found rural Derbyshire to be beautiful. But I love it when someone has a seething hatred of something that is clearly eating them up. It's excellent. Man's gotta have a hobby.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:18,
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I don't go to Derbyshire as a ruleThe problem is that once you exhibit knowledge of more than three letters of the alphabet you're either worshipped or burnt as a heretic
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I can't really see any difference between Nottingham and Derby.There, I've said it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:19,
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I can't really see any difference between you and a blocked toiletNeither serves much purpose and both are full of shit
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I can't list all the shitholes.How about "anything North of the Watford Gap and small, selected parts of the South"?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:15,
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Much, much worseBut to elaborate would only spark a North-South debate, which is basically shorthand for "Stubborn folks refuse to back down in the face of unbridled arrogance, without hilarious consequences"
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provincial cunts coming up for the weekend and thinking they are coolthen whining like little bitches about how expensive everything is.
fuck off, proles.
alt: a chunky please
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:08,
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Yeah, fuck off back to Slough, you Frenchies.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:09,
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you'd have thought keeping prices high would keep cunts outbut no, sadly not.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:18,
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He's not just YOUR Gaz, he belongs to the nation.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:11,
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No thanks, I don't really like hazelnuts.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:13,
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I knowYou prefer Dave's nuts
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:14,
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i had a great salad for lunch at the bread street kitchentoasted hazelnuts and celery and blue cheese, fucking lush.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:17,
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Walnuts are worse.Ruiner of blue cheese based foods.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:31,
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i love walnuts!but i was horrified to learn they are 27 calories each. you'd only have to crush a handful over salad to add 270 calories.
sad nutty times.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:35,
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There are so many cool things about Londonbut then again, there have to be to balance out the snobbish cunts like you that live there
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:10,
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silence, alyou know the kind of prick i mean.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:15,
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I'd take them over people with your small-minded attitude any day(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:42,
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that's because they don't want to hang out in barnet (to be fair, who would)so you don't have to
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:43,
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I'm not sure where you're going with this oneYou should work more on being a bit nicer and stop with the self-pics, they make you look like you have no friends to hold a camera for you.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:48,
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i'm lovely, meand stop going through my pics on fb. don't make me unfriend you AGAIN.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:49,
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I'm not your friend, your pics are public It always surprises me how supposedly intelligent people leave themselves wide open like that
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:51,
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duh, because i don't post anything that i mind other people seeingif it's private, it doesn't go on fb.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:56,
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really? you don't mind some of those pictures being public?I would
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:03,
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I don't have a wifeI don't mean any offence here but you seem chubbier than the image your self-confident persona projects. Nothing wrong with that mind, but I'm serious about the self-shot pics, that REALLY isn't your best angle. The natural ones where you're smiling are a big improvement
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:14,
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4%?Cheap arsed fuckin pricks. I'm worth my weight in gold
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:09,
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he's taking the piss out of your glass ceiling(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:11,
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I'm sure sporters glass is as good as anyonesand don't call him ceiling
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:12,
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But I can see the lovely sky through it(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:13,
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But wait! What's this?OH NO!
It's only fucking Una Stubbs taking a massive shit on it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:17,
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Hahaha!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:21,
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He's talking about the percentage of people on herewho don't dread his ever-more-tedious posts with gritted teeth and a glum sense of inevitability.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:12,
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hahahahI think that's going to be my new 'hang-out spot'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:16,
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See you there*give secret gang sign*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:19,
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the secret gang signis a flash of your supergran panties, isn't it?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:20,
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It might be.OK, yes, yes it is.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:24,
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It's in the bag.Next bash I will get another copy and 'do a Tom Sawyer' with them.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:29,
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is the next bash your birthday one?we should try and do something in august, maybe.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:33,
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Yes it is - have to sort out a venue for that fairly quickly though.Re: Aug, yes indeed we should.
At some point that French cunt is going to magic our computers as well, I understand.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:39,
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yes, i promised him dinner for that, so we could go for pizzas or something?also we could try not calling him a french cunt until after he has fixed them.
aug, i will liaise with the rakster and see what is going on....
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:43,
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He could try.He will fail. He will subsequently be somewhat raised of eyebrow to find a whole heap of exceptionally anti-social porn on his hard drive and Old Bill knocking on his door.
Tech Support: Renowned for passive-aggressive vindictiveness.
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Kroney, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:56,
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I'm back!!!Bit slow moving over there. I don't recommend it.
Can't believe I listened to your advice.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:24,
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yeah, annual pay adjustmentthat's it I'm off *flounces from work*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:17,
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I wanted 7% and would have been happy with 5%Cnuts
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:20,
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Why? Have you got any more responsibilities or skills? Doing longer hours? Or are you just being a self important prick?
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I have increased revenue in my area by 158% and we are only half way through the year, fuck face(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:48,
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Who do you think you are? A tube driver? You'll be wanting a bonus for attending work next.
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sympathy bumpsalthough actually my lovely firm did bloody well by me this year and last.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:23,
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Just be grateful with what you've got mateNow that you're earning £10,400 you can look into getting that NEV-R-BREAK head dobber you've been after
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Can I just take this opportunity to say'fuck off'
Thanks awfully x
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:28,
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I spent the morning in the neuroscience outpatients clinic.Very care-in-the-community with prefab buildings - a bit like Bletchley Park with all of the intelligence removed. Not a good advertisement for the city.
Alt: Two fingers and a hole thumb.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:16,
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That is where I will be spending tomorrrow afternoonI've got a brain wrong O_o
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:18,
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Me too.I'm going to get my head scanned.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:19,
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I had my scan back in Januaryhaven't found time to get the results, I guess if they were bad, they'd have called...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:21,
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The doctor today went throuigh my medical history:Migraines? Any history of epilepsy? And brain injuries? Are you Irish?
Diagnosis: Irish.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:23,
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Did you get a second opinion?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:24,
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*trigger fingers*I knew I could count on you
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:25,
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We're like the Les Dennis and Dustin Gee of off topic, sporto.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:28,
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Damned with no praiseFuck Amanda Holden up the arse and go mental on live TV or die?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:29,
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Which one's the dead one?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:29,
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I meant between you two.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:35,
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Dere's more to Oirland dan dis.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:29,
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Alas, that doesn't include potatoes.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:30,
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They have been but the massive tumour in your head means you can't hear them. (, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:23, Reply)
I love living in Norwichbut absolutely no-one who lives here has anything remotely approaching a sense of urgency. I'm sure it'll be lovely if I'm still here in my 70s, but it's fucking maddening if you're in a hurry. The council are yet to take me up on my "pavement lanes" idea, providing individual (albeit narrow) paths for wheelchairs & buggies, residents, and me.
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To the untrained eye this might look like some sort of dirty protestIt's not five star but it's certainly competitive
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Have you seen any of the new stuff?I'm slightly trepidatious. In case it's shit.
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Yeah I was in town when he was filming itDidn't get anywhere near the cameras sadly. One of my workmates has a massive thing for Coogan. She nearly fainted
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:27,
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oooooohso far below the belt. hmm. bert was hilarious when he melted down, so quentin is the more offensive insult, as he's never hilarious.
i'll be bert.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:32,
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It was bert relatedas you is a girly girl
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:35,
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we used to be friendswhere did it all go so horrifically wrong?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:35,
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I'm fed up of being the nice b3tanWhere has it got me? Eh? Not a single titgaz! I've even been gay for you, I heard that was what you liked. Well NO MORE!
I'm bored. Sorry.
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i've got a few cockgazzes i can forwardyou can take your pick of male b3tans
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:42,
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Are you grooming me for a level of gayness that you will find SEXEH?(, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)
are you having a breakdown swipe? you seem to be losing it and not making any sense(, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)
I have been trying to get Norwich Council to trygassing it's denizens. Like badgers.
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CarefulIt could put them all in a Cromer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:28,
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Internet access status: REVOKED.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:30,
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*invokes the power of J E F F*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:31,
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