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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Monday morning, you pricklords.
The train is terrifically stuffy, the weather is shite and I am wearing a very dull shirt.

What does today have in store for you?

Alt- why so much bullying, can't we just get along?

You bunch of pricks.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 7:59, 213 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I have been in lectures all day,
finding words to say difficult things, and studying as well. I don't know what tonight will hold in store for me.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:03, Reply)
also, you're GAY.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:03, Reply)
no, ur gay

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:09, Reply)
Good Morning,
Today I feel nothing but love for all b3tan's, even you.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:15, Reply)
I hate your guts.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:20, Reply)
You been on the baileys again Poppet?

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:21, Reply)
No. I'm just in a Hating Humanity mood.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:23, Reply)
We might be able to do good b3tan bad b3tan
I’m in a great mood and ready for a fun packed working week
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:26, Reply)
No.
Prick.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:29, Reply)
fuck off and take your superfluous apostrophe with you.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:26, Reply)
Your not helping your own post here.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:27, Reply)
prick

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:34, Reply)
Hahahahhahaha
Are you being mean to me? I'm gutted,Enjoy your Monday.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:36, Reply)
Yes.
Prick.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:44, Reply)
I found out two things this weekend
One is that Chompy is a very nice bloke IRL, and the other is that ten-year-old French girls can really shift when you chase them.

There really is no way to make that last part sound good.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:40, Reply)
WTF were you doing chasing a 10 year old Frenchgirl you pedobear?

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:41, Reply)
Girlfriend's stepmum's brother's granddaughter
and I was trying to throw her into the pond.

OBVIOUSLY
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:45, Reply)
Did you two meet up for that drink on friday then?

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:41, Reply)
Meeting up with B3tans for drinks must be done with care.
Otherwise you'll end up waking up on a Sunday morning smelling of gin and with bits of kebab all over your sofa.

Thanks Stunned.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:45, Reply)
+ with Barry rifling through your pockets

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:49, Reply)
Nah, I went to my own home.
Monty, LiC & Lusty were sensible. Stunned and I ended up staying out and drinking gin. This was a stupid idea.

I have to do this again with B3tans tomorrow night.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:51, Reply)
There were THREE b3tans in a Norwich pub
and 33.3% of them were women. This is even less likely than me and Chompy getting on.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:46, Reply)
who was the third one?

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:49, Reply)
The Baroness
Chompy's missus. Who is both lovely and hot. Boy done good.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:49, Reply)
She didn't see you as a threat, your plan works.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:42, Reply)
Well I'm glad it all worked out.
I'm about to go into meetings, I have already secured my seat near the back and next to the coffee.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:49, Reply)
Good work that man
Nowt more embarrassing than falling asleep in a meeting.

Well, nowt LIKELY.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:50, Reply)
I surprised you didn't throw a huge girly strop at him as soon as he walked into the pub.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:49, Reply)
Oh, I did
He found it hilarious and let it go quite quickly rather than banging on about it for months like some kind of pre-pubescent schoolgirl whose BFF's run off with her favourite crayon
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:53, Reply)
Pfft.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:55, Reply)
Ooooo, sick burn.
You're clearly above this website.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:01, Reply)
Actually meeting Chompy has taught me not to judge anyone by how they act online
So next time I'm down in London we should have a pint and bury the hatchet, assuming that doing so won't rob you of all future internet dialogue
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:03, Reply)
Are you sure? I'd bring a photo of you with cocks on your face and show it to strangers in the pub.
And I'd keep my back to the wall in case you tried to bum me.

Also, I've met Monty and this hasn't stopped me being able to point out what a dreadful human being he is on here.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:06, Reply)
This is great
I never get to be the bigger person
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:08, Reply)
It's not how big it is, it's what you do with it
or so I'm assured.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:10, Reply)
Do you suffer from "Battered" syndrome too?

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:10, Reply)
I think the more remarkable thing
is the notion that someone might be physically larger than you.

You fat cunt.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:12, Reply)
Me neither.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:10, Reply)
lols

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:14, Reply)
Did you miss me?
Alt: go and watch your dad shit in your mum's cunt whilst he sticks needles down his cockhole.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:40, Reply)
alright Battered?

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:42, Reply)
Yes thanks. You?

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:44, Reply)
Not too bad.
Got some time off work soon though.

You still working on those business ideas?
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:45, Reply)
Yes I am. Using this week to make some more progress. I have the time as rain has delayed my shed construction again.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:46, Reply)
run them by me if you want some independent input.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:48, Reply)
Did you give any more thought
To the conversation we had?
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:51, Reply)
Yes. I will email you later in the week.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:52, Reply)
No problem.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:54, Reply)
Morning Batts,
Did you have to press the sorry button again?
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:42, Reply)
Yes.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:43, Reply)
I bet that killed you?
How long did you glare at it before you finally pressed it?
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:44, Reply)
22 seconds.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:45, Reply)
Sorry... who said that?
*looks down*

Ah! Battered. Welcome back.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:47, Reply)
Alright Cumshot?

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:48, Reply)
Pas mal sweetie like
(This is what 'PMSL' actually stands for)

I take it your evening of drunken debauchery with your adoptive Dads was good?
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:51, Reply)
Yes. Apart from when I needed help to get down from one seat. They weren't too helpful with that.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:52, Reply)
Report them to Childline
They've both got previous
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:55, Reply)
How was your soiree with Chompy?

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:10, Reply)
I only had half an hour sadly
but it was very nice thank you
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:13, Reply)
needs more details and slappy fighting

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:18, Reply)
I took the precaution of arriving at the pub in my spandex tights, pre-oiled to save time on the wrestlin'
Chompy appeared smartly attired but was concealing his combat garb in order to tear off his shirt Superman-style to commence our bout. The Baroness produced a card with a large "1" on it and paraded it around the pub in the manner of a boxing ring girl, the barstaff rang the bell and shouted "FIGHT" in an authentic Street Fighter 2 fashion before fending off a bevy of desperate drunkards who thought it was last orders.

MORE DETAILS AS I MAKE THEM UP
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:20, Reply)
Street Fighter 2 was, and is, inferior to Mortal Kombat.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:54, Reply)
We should have got a picture of that
it was hilarious.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:11, Reply)
It occurred to me yesterday that nobody had taken a photo. This caused me considerable relief.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:12, Reply)
Are you short? Like, mini-me short?

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:13, Reply)
5'9"

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:15, Reply)
damn.
still taller than me. But I think most b3tans are. Except Boss Keloid.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:19, Reply)
Technically it was a couple of pouffes you were sitting on
you gaylord.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:18, Reply)
A hangover.
Oversleeping by 45 minutes didn't help.

Alt: I wouldn't mind that.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:41, Reply)
Morning
Today, if the weather allows, I'm going to watch some children running around a field.

Alt: It's because you touch yourself at night.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:45, Reply)
Paedo.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:47, Reply)
Shh
It'll be our little secret.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:52, Reply)
This thread is turning into a pedo one.
Let's be nice and fluffy, sahare the love, peactice practice random acts of kindless, and senseless acts of beauty.

You bunch of pricks.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:55, Reply)
I'm going to find somewhere to rent
Alt: we can't get along. The gulf is too deep ever to be passable.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:56, Reply)
But if we all hold hands, perhaps we can bridge that gap.
Come on, sing with me.
Kumbaya, my Lord, Kumbaya...
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:57, Reply)
Just hold still and keep singing Tangled
Your carer will be here soon.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:04, Reply)
I hope so
The warm, damp sensation soon begins to feel unpleasant as my clothing becomes cold and clammy and starts to cling to my skin.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:13, Reply)
Happy Candle Day!

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:58, Reply)
Thanks!
Didn't realise til I'd posted.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:02, Reply)
I might be moving in October.
Instead of going home to live with the parents for 5 months, I'm going to try to get on my own two feet. Scared is understating it.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:58, Reply)
Ramsey Street always seems to take in atrangers easily enough.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:00, Reply)
Fuck that.
Don't want some creeps filming every little detail of my life.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:00, Reply)
You probably shouldn't have let this lot know that you live in Woolongalong then

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:09, Reply)
She doesn't live that far north.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:10, Reply)
Indeed.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Geelong, Kurrajong, Mullumbimby, Mittagong, Molong, Grong Grong, Goondiwindi … Cabramatta, Parramatta, Wangaratta, Coolangatta?
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:12, Reply)
one of those towns is right.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:14, Reply)
The poorly received opening number from Mary Poppins II: Mary Down Under

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:20, Reply)
Have you got a job then?

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:58, Reply)
Nope but my dad is off to Ireland for the summer
And he doesn't want the upkeep of a large house just for me :( terrible bullying. Luckily I don't really care where I live.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:01, Reply)
You could see if one of these b3tan weirdos will have you?

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:02, Reply)
There are dozens of b3tans that would have her.
But I think she'd rather just pay for rent with money like a normal person.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:03, Reply)
I'd have her. Just for company.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:04, Reply)
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:07, Reply)
Terribly so.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:10, Reply)
Glad to hear it haha
*moves to Australia and steals your Baileys*
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:21, Reply)
She might try and reorganise your eductaion

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:08, Reply)
And she'd privatise your health system.
Oh, too late.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:09, Reply)
It's okay, I've actually got private health insurance, so I'm fine on that front.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:10, Reply)
You're completely right Al have five points
I'd like to say living in rented accommodation can't be that bad, but that's just inviting trouble.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:05, Reply)
Happy Candle Day!

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:15, Reply)
Thanks AA!

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:20, Reply)
10 hours sleep last night which was much needed
today has some meeetings, some work and no sheds
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:03, Reply)
I got about 8 and a half.
My knees don't hurt today.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:03, Reply)
interesting as one of my knees does hurt today
It's voodoo i tell you
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:05, Reply)
Internet voodoo?
Interesting idea.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:12, Reply)
Well I apparently passed my hangover on to someone else through here last week, I forget who.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:14, Reply)
ME
You cunt
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:16, Reply)
*beams*

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:17, Reply)
I want to pass on my AIDS here, any takers/suggestions?

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:18, Reply)
Darth will happily take load after load of your AIDS in his arse and mouth

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:19, Reply)
+ pints of cum

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:22, Reply)
I cooked a roast last night; rib of beef and it was AWESOME, even if I say so myself.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:11, Reply)
That was a rabbit's rib

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:13, Reply)
Morning you prick of bunches
This week should be interesting as I have no work to do and the one thing coming down the pipeline is huge and taking ages to get through, like an impacted turd.

The important thing is not just to look busy but to have something to say I'm doing in the team meeting tomorrow. I might re-organise the stationery cupboard.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:15, Reply)

re-organise have a wank in
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:17, Reply)
Well of course
but that doesn't look as good on a status report.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:21, Reply)
Sorting various traumas out and now co-ordinating a response to our biggest customer about them being pricks
I get along with everyone on here apart fro JMG who is just fucknig tedious
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:16, Reply)
I find JMG amusing. I think this puts me in the minority.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:17, Reply)
I just don't understand him.
Does he have a mental disorder?
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:18, Reply)
I have to say, I rather like him too.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:20, Reply)
He does something amusing, gets validated
and then runs it into the ground until even his most ardent supporters want to slap him.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:22, Reply)
I find it boring

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:25, Reply)
Yeah you're not a complete prick.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:17, Reply)
Are you calling him jewish?

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:18, Reply)
yeah. I thought he was?
Isn't that why he had Roshoshana dinner with his family last week?
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:19, Reply)
With all those cockgazzes I sent you, surely you noticed my helmet was covered?

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:26, Reply)
I have staff on holiday and will be foced to WORK. Not happy at all about this.
Alt: everyone hates you, sorry to be etc.

No, YOU bunch of pricks.

My kid's birthday was fucking brilliant, if you care, or even if you don't.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:19, Reply)
I care. A little bit. But only if there was good cake.
Cunt.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:20, Reply)
No cake at all.
Nor was there 'cayke'. Nor were there 'kittums', 'zombies' nor any of that bent shit.

So shut up.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:25, Reply)
I care and I'm glad Medusa didn't fuck it up
I was massively hungover for my daughters party and she was asleep as she's not very well. Good times
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:21, Reply)
I wasn't too bad, despite getting utterly shitted the night before.
Bed at 11pm and a bewildered 3am water-drinking interlude meant I was chipper for the morning - lucky as dancing the hornpipe to the Captain Pugwash theme might have made me vomit otherwise.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:26, Reply)
I wish I'd gone home when you did. Stunned and I ended up in a pub drinking gin. Bad idea.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:31, Reply)
It sounded it.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:37, Reply)
Excellent.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:25, Reply)
I saw the pic of you two rocking out

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:27, Reply)
Morning

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:31, Reply)
Hello sir

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:37, Reply)
I am thinking about divorce
All I can do is think about it. We have a passionless marriage that is mostly my fault and fuck all in common these days. The kicker is the children, four of them, all quite young. I'm assuming in the event of a divorce I'll become a weekend dad, and I just can't do that. The thought of that terrifies me. I want to be there when they wake up and be reading them a story when they go to bed at night. I don't know how to make the marriage work, especially when I'm only doing it to stay in 24/7 contact with my children. I can't tell her the truth because that'll be the line drawn in the sand and bye bye daddy.

Do I still love my wife? I have to think about that question so I guess that answers it, but I'd probably fall apart without her, but trying to be civil at the moment is a stretch.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:25, Reply)
Fuck off.
Prick.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:25, Reply)
Go duck a hurdle fucknuts
duck right under
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:27, Reply)
Fucking newbie blue namers, posting emo shit about the state of their marriage.
Go and kill yourself.

Cunt.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:30, Reply)
My guess is that he isn't serious

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:31, Reply)
still a cunt that should kill himself.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:32, Reply)
Ooh, you're an ANGRY dwarf

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:31, Reply)
Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Dopey, Sneezy and Doc look upon him with a mixture of quiet contempt and tragic resignation

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:35, Reply)
Sage advice

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:28, Reply)
*something about the purchase ledger*

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:28, Reply)
I know not what you are on about

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:29, Reply)
Sage accountancy software hilarity.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:32, Reply)
*face palm*

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:32, Reply)
Accountancy lolz.
Thinnest on the ground of all the lolz
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:31, Reply)
You need to delete your account and kill yourself, it's the only way

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:29, Reply)
With the greatest possible sensitivity towards your unfortunate dilemma,
The Sun's Agony Aunt website is THATAWAY
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:29, Reply)
Serious question:
How long have you felt like this? If it is a long time then you are better off out. If it is a few weeks, then chill out, take the missus out for some dinner and relax a bit.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:29, Reply)
+ dyaaky
+ pints of cum
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:30, Reply)
I may be better off out
but it'll be weekend dad time then and my superman costume needs letting out a bit
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:31, Reply)
You can borrow mine.
That's definitely yoghurt on the leg, don't worry.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:31, Reply)
YaKunt

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:32, Reply)
Glaswegian ProBiotic lolz

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:33, Reply)
niche

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:35, Reply)
You kick your children?
No wonder your wife hates you and is sleeping with me on the side.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:30, Reply)
She sleeps with me on her back,

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:31, Reply)
Not that she can feel anything when you do.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:32, Reply)
No, read it again
His children kick him. He would be the kickee
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:32, Reply)
I've had her.
Bareback anal.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:35, Reply)
Do you seriously want mature emotional and marital advice from B3ta/

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:34, Reply)
If you're offering
Dear BPtJF,

I am finding it more and more difficult to make love to my wife without picturing livestock. Last night I insisted she moo deeply and make exaggerated chewing actions as I was otherwise unable to sustain my pitiful excuse for an erection. Also as the joints in cows' knees allow them to go upstairs but not down, it's only a matter of time before I'm caught in the act of shoving a particularly obstinate Jersey out of the window. How can I save my marriage and get the RSPCA off my back?

Yours hopefully,

Al Anon. of Newcastle
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:39, Reply)
^ An early attempt at POTD here and a good attempt at that ^

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:40, Reply)
Internet validation!
*reads JMG's "How to be a hero of b3ta"*

Repeat... ad... nauseum...
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:42, Reply)
+ te
+ sexual
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:43, Reply)
That made me Mondaylaugh.
Needed a bit more scat though.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:43, Reply)
*writes down*

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:45, Reply)
Yes please

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:39, Reply)
Don't listen to all these bullies
If you want a sympathetic ear, go and ask for some advice on /talk.
They will be only too glad to help.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:38, Reply)
hahahahahahaha

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:39, Reply)
Calm down son, it's not that hilarious, now fuck off back to the lollypop guild

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:42, Reply)
Fuck off. Prick.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:45, Reply)
BOOM!
*staggers*
*reaches heavenwards*
*grimaces*
*solitary tears*
*grabs comrade*
"AVENGE MEEEEeeee....."
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:46, Reply)
Oi!
That's MY insult.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:56, Reply)
Alright AA? Missing Rory I guess?

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:58, Reply)
Rory has a new B3TA identity.
The guy who started this divorce nonsense.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:04, Reply)
Bit early for a conspiracy theory isn't it?
I heard one the other day that Q is Scaryduck's sock puppet. Ha!
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:05, Reply)
O< - fuck off

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:12, Reply)
Morning Battered

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:06, Reply)
Good morning AA.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:10, Reply)
Wank it off son.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:41, Reply)
One of Chompy's dad's classic bits of advice here.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:00, Reply)
rachelswipe's still single
just sayin'
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:47, Reply)
Who is this? Is she fit?

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:51, Reply)
Yes.
She enjoys sex with guys who haven't showered, shit the bed and are poor.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:54, Reply)
YESSSSSS!!!!

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:59, Reply)
that's Battered's mum you're talking about there, lenny
leave it out
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:54, Reply)
That's one subject I am more than happy for anyone to converse about.
Watch out though; she's 64 so she's probably got a prolapsed vadge.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:56, Reply)
for a second i misread that as 6'4", but I thought 'surely not?'

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:58, Reply)
'Not' indeed.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:00, Reply)
alright lads/other?

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:46, Reply)
Where have you been Quentin?

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:49, Reply)
NO, NO TANGLED UPINBLUE, NO
YOU CANNOT ASK ME QUESTIONS NOW, TWICE TWICE ON THURSDAY I MENTIONED THAT I WOULDN'T BE HERE, AND DID ANYBODY ASK WHAT I WAS DOING?

NO, DID THEY FUCK AS LIKE, FUCK YOU ALL FUCK OFF I HATE YOU

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:54, Reply)
Morning Q

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:57, Reply)
Morning AA, good weekend?

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:57, Reply)
Not bad thanks, although I wasn't thrilled with paying £4.25 for a pint in Birmingham on Saturday
Yourself?
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:06, Reply)
£4.25? that's cheap as chips!
Very good thanks, lovely weekend, very tired though and my arm is sore :/
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:11, Reply)
Sore arm?
How come?

And it's bloody expensive for me, especially when it wasn't that great a pint.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:13, Reply)
In other news, I am thinking about becoming an air traffic controller. Is this a good idea?

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:57, Reply)
*something about your height making this an impractical choice of career*
LOL!!!
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:59, Reply)
My rage may be more of an issue...

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:01, Reply)


(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:07, Reply)
It's a very stressful job, you can barely contain your rage on here.
Bad idea.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:01, Reply)
TTJ

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:02, Reply)
Timber Trade Journal?

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:04, Reply)
Not sure I wood read that.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:04, Reply)
cos you already got wood?

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:05, Reply)
Always Q.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:05, Reply)

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