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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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right. i am related to the beverley sisters.and i totally met boris johnson once. brayndedd's aunt is married to pete burn's paedo [forgotten which relative].
obscure claims to fame. GO!!
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:22,
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Someone I used to wrok with used to go on caravanning holidays with Gary Glitter.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:25,
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the kindle for travelling you made was a fair one, damn youbut i can't bring myself to do it. IT'S NOT A BOOK.
claims to fame? er. liam gallagher once signed my shirt. that is really as good as it gets.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:25,
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you know it makes sense.plus, you can download loads of porn and nobody need know.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:29,
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i am the kind of spastic who would forget to charge itand it would die when i had 3 pages left.
i say read your porn and be proud. bonus points if you get people to tut or to fall in the pool trying to read it over your shoulder.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:31,
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oh, i do.but i heart my kindle. it's much comfier for reading in bed as well.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:36,
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you have downloaded fifty shades of mummy porn, haven't you?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:41,
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of course.that and 120 days of sodom.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:18,
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Went to the same school as an England rugby international, and the bishop that married Jug-Ears and Dashboard Face.Also the same place a Walkers advert was filmed.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:26,
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I once pissed on Noel Gallagher's shoe.I have so many of these that I have trotted out too many times by far so I'll sit this one out and do you all a favour.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:27,
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i decided a man was mark radcliffe last thursday.it wasn't mark radcliffe.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:30,
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I can't help myself.MUST....DROP....NAMES........
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:32,
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yours is betterwill be thinking of you on sat - am going to the uk's biggest vinyl shop!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:42,
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aye! is in manchesternear afflecks palace. where i haven't been since i was about 15.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:54,
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My dad's cousin is kind of famous in Americaand lives in Beverly Hills. Most excitingly she lived next door to Ozzy Osbourne.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:28,
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oh and I was in a band with the bassist from Athlete(the school band)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:29,
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I bet the school band was better.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:29,
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With the help of the boys from The Herbaliser, I once stole some hash off Grooverider.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:31,
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If only you'd stolen all of it he might not have been arrested.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:34,
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This will haunt me til the day I die.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:35,
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My mate Tony won the ITF world DJ championships once(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:31,
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.....before playing a haunting sax solo(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:32,
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Just to make it perfectly clear, the film I mentioned....I did not in anyway download it using file sharing software from jaybob on isohunt.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:35,
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Glad to hear it, that wouldn't be fair at all.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:36,
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ARRRRrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhDown with pirates
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:37,
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this is my favourite internet lie of all time.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:37,
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My brother is best mates with Neil Buchanan of Marseille fame.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:33,
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...whose father eats his Xmas dinner at my mother's house every year.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:36,
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good. can you get her to tell him that when he goes on stage at beautiful days friday week he is to tell all his wanky hipster fanboys to shut the fuck up?
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:39,
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Me and Pete Wiggs from St Etienne once nicked a bottle of vodka from a bar in Camdenand then drank it in the street, wearing monkey masks.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:33,
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I'm glad they cut this line from Fight Club, it would've been a bit insensitive(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:38,
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Film was shit ... there's a BOOK?:(
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:51,
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the woman from the new owners is ropey as fucki mean, she's got this growth on the side of her forehead, looks like a faceboob
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Not much of a claim to fame there.Poor Q
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:39,
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my grandma once got pissed and fell on her stone fireplacewe went to see her in hospital and she had a big black cartoon lump that looked exactly like a dick. my mum and i could not stop laughing; poor old grandma got really pissed off with us.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:48,
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I once kicked Ex-England international football playerAndy Cole in the bollocks, Trustory
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:36,
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He didn't(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:38,
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I am mates with a drummerWho had a UK top 20 and two UK top 40 hits in 2004-05 as well and an album that reached number 14 in the UK album charts. I am Godfather to his niece.
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Peej, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:36,
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feeder?i thought he killed himself.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:38,
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i used to be taught history by the bass player from The Jennifers, After he left they went on to become Supergrass.
I'm in over my head here, they guy I'm here to be a witness for was proper on the steal, he didn't tell me half the stuff that has come out in this hearing, I really don't want to be associated with him in front of the boss here.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:38,
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Shit, dog. That's not fair is it? Wot a cunt.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:40,
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'The Luggage' has broken out the badass ignore function, and is totally ignoring my assRemember kids don't remind him of his virginity, that causes upset
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:38,
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I was lectured in petrology by the drummer out of Coldplay's dad...
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:38,
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yes, he was quite tubby
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:53,
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Sorry, that was rubbish - I just got excited by you mentioning petrology!
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my dad's cousin was on a professional baseball team for a season I met Gavin DeGraw a few times
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:38,
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i am friends with Thom Yorkes wife, We often go to parties at his house. He is a grumpy, but lovely man.
Jeremy Paxman used to sit at the bar in a restaurant I worked in and we'd do the crossword together.
My band did a brief tour of south england supporting The Birthday Massacre, and met a host of people along the way, including Nikki Sixx and Slash.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:42,
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If you've never made an 'eye for the ladies' joke at his expensethen I'm not sure we can be friends any more.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:43,
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i've been in a fight with the singerfrom dry the river
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:42,
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My grandfather was the star witness in the Sex Pistols 'bollocks' trial.'WE KNOW, MONTY, SHUT UP PLEASE'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:42,
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I was in the same classas the drummer from Gorky Zygotic Mynci
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:43,
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Chris Evans called me a cunt.Feris Bueller is a cunt and his coked up agent tried to start a fight with me.
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Apparently I served some guywho was in Twin Town when I worked in a photo lab. I didn't recognise him. I think it was the one with sideburns
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:45,
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I often invite simon weston over for dinner*May not be true*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:46,
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Every night is Burns Night round the Weston's.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:47,
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I am the last person that Magnuss Magnusson said "I've started so I'll finish" to.Well, on television, anyway. He might have said it to his wife at some point after that, I suppose.
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I've sucked the tits of the frontman from Electric Head Funk's mum.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:46,
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luckily it seems that everyone else is a flouncing whingebaby who has you on LOLIGNORE(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:47,
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i'm pretty revolted tooeveryone knows it's your mum's girlfriend with the decent rack
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Pfff, hardly. Fuck all there, Q - fuck all.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:50,
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was it a bad night?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:48,
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My mate's sister's ex boyfriendis the guy who played Loki in The Avengers
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:47,
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My Mum's cousins' ex-husband's cousinIs Craig McLachlan. But you probably already know that.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:49,
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I've met Suede a bunch of timesIncluding one occasion when I threw up down myself in front of Richard Oakes and Neil Codling after an evening of Jaegermeisters.
I also met Sharlene Spiteri and Lars Ulrich. That's about it.
Oh, I met hardcore legend Mick Foley earlier in the year, but that because I was there to watch his show.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:51,
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Brett Anderson turned up at my mate's partyat 5am wearing a dressing gown. Everyone was leaving.
He sat on the sofa being ignored and refused to take the hint that the party was over.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:53,
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My friend Kim roadied for them for a few years.Apparently when Brett gave up cocaine, he tried to insist that all the crew did the same. They told him in no uncertain terms to get fucked.
I have to say I can't stand the band.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:59,
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I did hear a rumour once that people like different thingsI think it's bullshit myself. Everyone should just like what I like, then we don't need to argue.
Nah, they're not everyone's cup of tea. I guess I just preferred them to a lot of other contemporary british bands at the time.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:02,
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As Arbiter of Taste for the whole world, I couldn't agree less.I was into different stuff in those years, I suppose.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:05,
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Mick Foley is ace, a friend of mine sent me a picture of him shaking Mick's hand recentlyI could have killed him.
My friend, obviously, not Mick. Any man that falls off a cell and gets back up is fucking insane
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:59,
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I touched him with my mortal handI've got a picture of me, him and Mr Socko together. Oh so proud.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:00,
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I went to see his stand up with Internet Sensation™ and /talk mod ManolithIt was really good. You needed to have a bit of rasslin' knowledge, but it was still funny.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:03,
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I was quite tempted, but I was very skint when he toured near me, sadly.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:05,
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Manolith toured near you???Cool.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:06,
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Yeah, Manolith will only tour the Benelux nationsTax dodge apparently
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:09,
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My P.E. teacher was roommates with Seb Coe at Loogabarooga University(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:50,
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SEBASTIAN COE? I HATE SEBASTIAN COE(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:51,
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He signed autographs at school sports day back in t'eighties(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:52,
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I heart Sebastian Coe.He's done wonders for London and the UK as a whole.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:53,
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www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/doctorwho/articles/At-Long-Last-Here-It-Is
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:07,
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fuck off bollocks he's a cunt.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:21,
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My friend Richard bullied Brian Molko of Placebo at a party, until he cried.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:53,
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I imagine it didn't take a lot of bullying to make him cry though(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:54,
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Brian Molko cried, not my mate. Just to clarify.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:55,
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Are you the one who was at a party with someone from St Etienne as well?(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:56,
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I sure am!!!!!Wiggsy was quite the chum at one point.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:00,
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Oh here's my most obscureA guy I lived with at uni, his cousin was one of the child actors on Australian kids TV show "The Tribe" it was shown on channel 5 early weekend mornings and it was shit.
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My Ex was obsessed with that showand I mean proper mental obsessed, she used to make The Tribe scrap books and used to go to those meet the actors from the tribe things in London to get her picture taken with them.
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Peej, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:05,
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My brother was taught by someone that was taught at Uni by J. R. R. Tolkien.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:57,
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My grandmother was taught by him at Oxford.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:59,
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My brother used to hang about with his granddaughter.She died from smack.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:11,
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I dreamt I'd written The Hobbit last night.I was Tolkien in my sleep.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:30,
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Fucking hell jeffers I really should not be laughing
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:31,
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Kris Needs once left some MASSIVE DRUGS in the DJ booth at Turnmills, which I immediately nicked.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:01,
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James Dean Bradfield has told me in detail about his masturbatory habits.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:04,
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Twenty quick tugs on Blackpool Promenade(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:20,
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I bought his solo album for 2p from AsdaWhen I text'd my friend to tell him about this amazing bargain, he replied by saying 'It just cost you 5 times that just to tell me'
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:12,
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One of my Lecturers at Uni was Dennis LeighAKA John Foxx from Ultravox.
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Peej, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:07,
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I once crossed a road the opposite way to Richard Wilson In Edinburgh.
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Sarah Greene tried to sell me a pool tableUnsurprisingly, it was in poor condition.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:22,
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Ooh, one of my lecturers at collegeWas shoulder barged to the floor of a pub by Joe Strummer. I wasn't there, so I cannot confirm the verisimiltude of this tale.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:23,
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I knocked Craig Bellamy flying on Northumberland Street in Newcastle oncewhen he expected me to move out of the way
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:43,
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i saw steve harris out of iron maiden in boots in harlow once.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:45,
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Continuing your theme of musicians in shopsI saw Beck in a vintage clothes shop in Dublin and Luke Haines in Topshop in Brighton.
Edit: Oh and Bobby Gillespie in Sainsbury's, also in Brighton.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:47,
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i got barged walking through brighton stationby this long thin drink of piss with a bad dye job, loads of tacky gold jewellery and a past-her-prime trophy wife (with leslie ash troutlips) on his arm. called him a prick, told him to watch where he was going.
looked familiar though.
later saw him in a local news story. nick cave.
should have bought a limo instead of that look-at-me rolex, you cowboy-booted giraffe bastard.
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I know Nick Cave He's quite a nice bloke, in fact
When I first met him, I thought to myself, "Blimey, that guy must get sick of people telling him he looks like Nick Cave." Luckily I didn't say that to him...
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John Craven bought me a pint of Guinness in BanburyI win
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:25,
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I once did the dying fly next to Chris Tarrent(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:29,
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Im related to the Huguenotsas I found out once when i was on the phone... the guy on the call discovered my name and proceeded to say i was pretty much royalty from where he was, and the church he went to. He was extatic and saw it as a sign from god... to say i was confused was an understatment.
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I bumped into Prince Harry in a toiletTripped over Maureen Lipman in Boots, nearly walked into Neil Morrissey in an airport and was held down by the ankles by Kris Akabusi at the tender age of 8.
AWOOGA.
All of these are absolutely true.
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Kroney, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:33,
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I helped Lesley Garrett with her luggage on a train(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:42,
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The Luggage off here? The virgin?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:44,
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YeahHe was quite heavy and pink
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:45,
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you need to be more careful(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:44,
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i made another threadthis makes me famous
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:48,
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I once posted in a thread started by Captain Cavy off of the internet.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:49,
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Woah, I once read that thread(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:52,
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I didn't mean that one.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:54,
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I was once interviewed by Lorraine KellyI saw her last night on Never Mind The Buzzcocks, being all filthy-mouthed and rude. Made me feel a bit strange.
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Couple of mates are named in the credits of a Levellers dvd. Also my missus snogged Mark Chadwick. I used his hat as an ashtray.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:35,
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I supplied the 1980s video camera used by the boys in the film "Son Of Rambow"so I'm in the credits, too
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