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That thread is shit.What questions should I ask in this one?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:12,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Why is Captain Placid such a bell end?and why does he start a thread and then fuck off.
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He is quite a cock.Mind you, he's not the only one to start threads & then not participate.
Coughrachelswipecough.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:20,
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I've been wondering that second bit too.Al. You're a man of the world. Tell me how to better my life so I don't fall for an arsehole again.
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Become a lesbian again.Everyone knows girls are lovely and would never upset someone after they had licked their mimsy.
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How long had you been going out with this boy?Was it "serious"? Had he met your parents?
Was his name Brad?
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6 months. I was supposed to move in with him in 2 months time, we'd been looking at houses together.Yes. And yes. And no.
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I know 6 months seems like a long time when you're 20, but it's not all that long really.Better that you break up now then be forced to live with him when he doesn't really want to and you both end up miserable.
Or more likely, you're miserable while he's off poking someone else on the sofa.
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it was pretty awful actually, his ex came out to split us up. And he saw her, despite me thinking it was a bad idea. then told me he chose me and didn't want her. Then two days later told me she'd spent the night at his house and he was getting back together with her, good bye thank you very much.
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That's pretty shitty. Sadly Poppet, some boys are just like that. Other boys try and be nice, but can't help thinking with their cocks, and other boys actually are nice, and it turns out it's just you who is wrong.
It's not always clear which situation applies in each case.
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I don't know who she is because I'm not ancient and I never read the Radio Times because I'm not a pleb.(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:36, Reply)
Agony Aunt from the 80's. Probably dead now.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:40,
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I'm DAMN sure I am not in the wrong here. I did everything reasonably, I was trusting, and I respected his wishes. He fucked up. Not me.
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You were probably at least one of the following:A moaner.
Annoying.
Needy.
Sexually bland.
Unable to cook.
Disliked by his friends.
Smelly.
HTH for next time.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:38,
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I bet she wouldn't swallow.Or if she did she made a big deal out of it.
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Is that the hair creme stuff?You shouldn't put it on your ball according to Amazon.
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People who go back to their exs are generally indecisive and/or wimps who like being walked over.(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:43, Reply)
Bullshit are they.I admit I've been a cunt in the past, but to compare others to that is unfair, I know many, many guys who have been fucked over by women's mind games over and over again.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:33,
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sorry, i don't make the law. the law stands.(this is where bella would say that is also because i'm a woman)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:34,
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And the women who demand attention, gifts, etc are what. misguided?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:35,
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spoiled and should be ignored until they grow up and pay for their own fucking stuff(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:38,
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And women who have completely mental rules?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:47,
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No. I wouldn't agree with that.I know he fucked up, but it was a massively out of the blue fuck up. Still not going to take him back now that he's begging me to though. I know some absolutely lovely men. My friend Joel has been wonderful through all this - took me to his house and let me stay there all week. And his housemates were all lovely too.
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I thought you were referring to your holes there.Actually, you still could be.
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I can imagine it would be hard to type with three cocks inside you.Especially since, assuming it's your vadge that's gay, you would have one in the bum, one in the mouth and one either in your nose or ear.
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Unless she's be trepanned, then she could be skull fucked. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:51,
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Don't knock it until you've tried it.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:53,
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He'll probably bagsy the bumhole then.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:43,
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Just because you only go for gay guys.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:38,
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Once again a lawyer is incorrect. Thanks for reinforcing this stereotype. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:39,
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hmmmm!i will do a test at the next LOLBASH that will prove it beyond all reasonable doubt, your honour.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:42,
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I actually agree with youMen are all the same, at the core. We may go about things in a different way (some of us cheat, some of us don't) but the goal is always them same. Have as much sex as possible.
Girls are all the same too, mind. Anyone who thinks otherwise is just fooling themselves.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:13,
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How can an orange peel, when it has a crispy shell?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:21,
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He's confusing an orange with a lobster.(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:22,
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ask a football question, that always goes down wellbest game tomorrow? Who'll "top" the "league" at "christmas" ?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:24,
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woiuld the world be a better place without football?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:27,
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There was a good article in the guardian this morning moaning about what a bunch of shit cunts footballers are.(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:27, Reply)
Why is the sky blue?Why do we yawn?
Why do cats purr?
Why am I always tired?
Why do dogs eat grass?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:28,
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I think yawning is a way of balancing acid-base concentrations in the blood as a side effect from slower respirations due to the release of melatonin when you get sleepy.(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:31, Reply)
From the radio this morning"A survey found that 1 in 4 men still keep a favourite toy e.g. teddy bear. Do you?"
Strangely not a single man rang in to confirm this.
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ahaha I know a 32 year old who has a stuffed dog from when he was 3(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:31, Reply)
Maybe you should look to date an older man?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:39,
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exactly my point, older men can be less dickish(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:43,
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The guy who just dumped me is 30. How much older should I be going hmm?
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oh...ignore me thenThe way he acted sounded quite young
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:45,
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Also, 30 year old going out with a 20 year old for 6 months and wanting to move inI'm not saying he was fucking his ex behind her back. But, well, actually that's pretty likely.
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Hmmmm, I'm sensing you may have been rather unfortunately used by this guy. I feel bad for you.Have you had yourself tested for STI's?
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Why would she need to be tested for a Subaru? I think she'd notice if she had one.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:59,
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You shouldn't be thinking about moving in with anyone until you get wrinkles.(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:52, Reply)
I HAVE WRINKLES.I'm getting creaselines on my forehead and around my eyes. I have three grey hairs in my fringe.
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Holy fuck, I'm sorry it's too late for you now, start breeding cats.(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:56, Reply)
You should make replica ones out of soap and human hair.Then make a shrine for cats in your bedroom by cutting all the pictures of cats out and making a collage. Light candles to add to the ambiance.
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I have a teddy bear that I got given at the age of 23 by my cousin after looking after her kids for a year.(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:31, Reply)
Song is off to Barcelona... Ffs (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:36,
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Meh, I don't feel as bad about him.He isn't on the record as saying that he wanted to stay with Arsenal and win trophies. Plus, going to Barcelona, or other Wuropean clubs is acceptable as you're not then playing against your old club in the League.
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It's becoming quite tiresome how many players just fuck off. RVP is a snake.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:44,
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Football ceased to be a "sport" years ago.It's now just the exploitation of old tribal loyalties by grinning badge-kissing fuckwits backed up by greedy men in suits, funded by Sky TV money.
Exhibit A, Carlos Tevez.
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I still have a Shaun The Sheep my Mum gave me(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:32,
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quendyouo are allowed a little leeway however
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:34,
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Do you want people to hate you even more?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:35,
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Phil Collins is such a MASSIVE cunt that he has his own event horizon beyond which not even light can escape(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:40,
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Ah, she's all I need all of my life
I feel so good if I just say the word
Sussudio I just say the word
Oh Sussudio I just say the word
Oh Sussudio I'll say the word
Sussudio oh oh oh
Just say the word
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I saw Genesis live 3 or 4 years agoThey were brilliant. The end.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:26,
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I got into an argument with someone last night on DiTs facebook page over whether or not psychics really existed.So my question would be: How do people function in the world if they are so fucking retarded that they can truly think that "Yes, some psychics are frauds, liars and cheats, but the one I went to see had this incredible insight that they couldn't have known any other way".
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i read that as "physics" at firstthat would be even more retarded, to argue over whether physics really exists.
i have been out of curiosity a couple of times. one in brighton seemed quite good at first, right down to her knowing that i was undertaking higher education at the time and other such bits. i was still disbelieving but intrigued despite myself.
until i spoke to my friend afterwards and she had given her the EXACT same spiel. shocking, huh.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:36,
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As I've said before"I have enough of a brain to know that anyone who judges you on star signs is a fucking idiot, as I told my housemate the other day, having pointed out that Russell Grant was a fucking idiot. Her response was 'yes, he's a shit one, but there are better!'. No, no there isn't. They're all talking shite."
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:36,
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By living in their own little dream world with support from a responsible adult.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:36,
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link them to Richard Dawkin's interview with Derren Brown, pricks yes, but it's an interesting watch(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:38,
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I like Derren Brown, but I think Dawkins is a cunt.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:39,
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Dawkins is smug and quite annoying, but I like what bhe does(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:42,
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I think people that judge Dawkins as "a cunt" are fucking idiots and have probably never actually read anything he's writtenin every interview I've seen he's come across as perfectly reasonable, which is all he needs to be.
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He's a bit aggressive, but then he is usually talking to an idiot and so I'm not suprised.(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:45, Reply)
The god delusion was great but there is a whiff of smug about the man. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:45,
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he can't seem very smug and a bit arrogant, which doesn't bother me too much, but it doesn't help his caes(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:46,
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I've just bought a Dawkins for kids book for little tangleTo try to counter all the Jesus nonsense they try to fill his head with at school.
He can't be any more of a cunt than the people who travel from school to school trying to persuade kids that Jesus is cool.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:47,
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This isn't too far from the truth.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:01,
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It's his feeling that just because others are wrong, he must be right that winds me right up.Plus, as said, he's seriously smug.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:48,
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More like "because I've spent years vigourously providing evidence for my views, and you haven't you should shut up"(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:49, Reply)
I love the way religon folds in on itself so that it can answer any question with an unprovable piece of dogmaand believers don't find this a little too convinient
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:51,
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His wife was married to Tom Baker, fact fans.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:11,
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The problem with psychics etc iseither they are all frauds, or 99.999% of them are, but how do you find the one who may be real?
I'd start be discounting any who have ever asked for or made money from it. Then test the 0.001% who are left.
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Have you read this?www.guardian.co.uk/science/2012/aug/16/psychic-sally-morgan-deluded-harmless
Disgusting woman.
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I read that a while back, makes me sickLike I say, that video of Derren Brown "cold reading" is fascinating.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:49,
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I like Derren BrownHe's upfront about what he's doing being trickery.
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Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:00,
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That's what the discussion came from.This guy came on saying "It's very easy to see the most prominent psychics as fraudulent and extrapolate that all other psychics are fraudulent"
And I pointed out that I could without hesitation and fear of being proved wrong state that they were all frauds.
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+ bustersWho you gonna call,
BOBBY PIRES!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:56,
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I like this meme(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:58,
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I don't think I'll ever understand people AlLike the receptionist who couldn't understand why I didn't like the "Kardashians"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:56,
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Fucking hell. Hadn't seen that. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:56,
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I don't know if there is a law against giving shit medical advice but there should be especially if you have to pay for it.
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There isn'tanyone can set themselves up as a 'practitioner'
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:02,
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captain placid has me on ignore!!!!Why captina placid?!?! WHHHHHYYYYYY????!!!!
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I'd consider that to be a result if I were you. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:49,
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You should come and see him next weekend.I really hope he comes along and then ignores me.
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Surprise bash at your place.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:59,
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I hope that if he doesthat you will go out of your way to address everything you say to him.
A simple "Isn't that right, Captain?" after every sentence should suffice.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:59,
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no its fine I'll just take the opportunity to exploit ignore 2.0 for all its worthBy pointing out that captain placid rapes and kills children, then wears their skin while watching spongebob squarepants with his grandmother's corpse
Who he also has sex with
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Would you like his real name?You could link all sorts of things to it.
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NO REAL NAMES SUPERFlYThis place is like the xmen, when you know their real name megneto can get you
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I heard Magneto tried to mess with Captain Placidbut he ended up having the last laugh after Magneto got raped in prison and then committed suicide.
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you know the worst thing is?I'd have never known captain placid was ignoring me if it wasn't for 2.0.
Before I just carried on, happy, oblivious to the bullies ignoring me, but I noticed there must be a thread missing this mnorning, logged out and there he was.
Poor quinton :''''(
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Are you aiming to become B3th's first step victim?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:08,
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I don't know G.Do you really think she would exercise those powers?
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Not this early in the day(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:10,
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i'm not sure why al likes kelly clarkson so much (
Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:11,
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Because it upsets Plum Dozer that I should have such outrageously conservative taste in music.And ties.
And also because I would totally do her up the bottom if I had the opportunity.
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Fuck yeah!I've just taken delivery of 1x 36 pint polypin and 2x 9 pint mini casks of beer.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:13,
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This is indeed a cool story.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:13,
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Sorry, I shouldn't have phrased it as a questions.I'll try again.
A 36 pint polypin is a tautology.
You bellend.
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Now I just feel foolish for not knowing the names of different barrel capacities.Way to ruin my high, Al.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:23,
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Time to get a strong, dark ale on the go, ready for Christmas.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:23,
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Really? Mine are usually ready in a month tops.Except lagers, they take a while.
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Oh fuck I just remembered I left a bottle of stout in the freezer last night.That'll be fun to clean up.
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I meant you, not me.They can be ready in a month, but can't you brew them for longer too?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:28,
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I've got a nice pack coming down this afternoon.But I think I'll try to find a St Peters Ale pack or two and do them for christmas.
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I like St Peters' beers.Do the kits turn out much like the real thing?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:42,
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Apparently they're very good,but they're also some of the most expensive around. £25ish for 40 pints.
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A guy I know has taken it on to the next step Proper equipment, separate ingredients, pick different hops to add, etc.
It ceases to become a cheap way of producing beer if you get obsessed with it as he has.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:47,
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Well per batch doing it from ingredients is dirt cheap.But the equipment is £200-£500 so you need to make a lot of batches to get the money back.
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I don't think he will be satisfied until he has given up his job and set up his own brewery.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:51,
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Well, I picked a good time to pop in to see what's up.Why don't you ask why Al and Chompy are such horrific internet bullies?
My guess would be small penises.
Morning all.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:17,
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Hi B3th!*waves furiously*
How are things in b3thland today? Are you doing more designs or do you have other stuff to do?
I just ate my sandwiches.
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I think you've been hung out to dry ther Chompy.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:21,
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bit early for lunch innit?i am torn between healthy EAT minestrone and pesto soup (200 cals) or vegetarian pizza and chips in our staff restaurant (2000 cals). roar.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:29,
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I went to the gym this morningand we've not got any crisps left, so my mid morning snack turned into my sandwiches. I have a yoghurt to last me the rest of the day now.
Assuming I don't pop to the shops.
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I know I am.So, is DC a definite, THEN?
Fuck, I've got fat fingers today.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:21,
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i am on my way RIGHT NOW I'm not sure how ima make it 75 miles without smoking in my moms car
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:31,
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i don't smoke around my parents And as such, because they disapprove, it would be disrespectful to smoke in her car
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:35,
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That's very good. I like the way you batted away my tempting idea and stuck to your guns. You showed true spirit.(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:38, Reply)
im just not sure how, as an American half wit, i manage to not be the biggest retard on here (
Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:33,
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What have I done to deserve this?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:34,
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I tire of this thread.Someone do something entertaining.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:41,
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Should we do something naughty, so you can do some modding?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:43,
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