New thread time as that one is petering out.
So, that teacher and the schoolgirl eh? Nonce or what?

Anotherwanker, you can answer this, just pretend it's a schoolboy instead of a schoolgirl.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:28, 170 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

you'll have to narrow it down doze.
not seen the news and no way am I googling that at work
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:33, Reply)

A teacher has run off to France with one of his 15 (?) year old students

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:34, Reply)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19694872
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:34, Reply)

Cheers Hats.
Oh well, just a shame she wasn't a boy or it would be all fine, eh?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:37, Reply)

She looks like a right chav.
The teacher should have waited a year. Then he'd have been Scot free!
( Kroney, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:38, Reply)

it doesn't say how far off from her 16th she was
if it was a matter of months he's still a dickhead, she's fucked her GCSEs up good and proper
(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:39, Reply)

morality aside
waiting makes sense, anything else is just retarded.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:42, Reply)

I can't see how any of it is worth it
She'll never live it down, and he'll lose everything. Including her, probably.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:48, Reply)

undoubtedly

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:48, Reply)

And his wife, I suspect.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:52, Reply)

well, people do stupid shit when their in love, or think they are
and I assume he must, because it's not worth this much shit just to get laid.

but it cannot end well, can it?

stupid fucker.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:54, Reply)

Well, he hasn't lost _everything_....
He has my raaahhhhh-spekt for tapping that hoe.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:59, Reply)

YEEEEAAAAAHHH!!!
Life ain't nuttin but bitches and money
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:03, Reply)

I bet they leak a tape

( Kroney, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:04, Reply)

he's probably balls deep in her right now.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:42, Reply)

fucking hope so
otherwise he's royaly screwed his career and probably his whole life for nowt.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:43, Reply)

"extra-curricular maths lessons"
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19710851
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:45, Reply)

Apparently he's tweeted something along the lines of
"It's great waking up next to her naked"...which has got to make her Dad's blood boil.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:47, Reply)

story only mentions a stepdad
maybe her real dad is dead, that would explaint he fixation on older men
(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:48, Reply)

Ah, interesting

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:03, Reply)

Maybe she wasn't naked, maybe it was just him

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:49, Reply)

Maybe they were in twin beds
and he just meant geographically.
( Kroney, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:55, Reply)

Boy, that's an uncomfortable misunderstanding

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:03, Reply)

the man has to be educationally subnormal
I mean seriously...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:55, Reply)

He's living in a dream land
and the second he sets foot back in this country, he'll be rudely awaken
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:04, Reply)

yup.
but even so, not the sharpest knife in the box.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:38, Reply)

That's got a picture of him in it.
Definitely didn't run away with him because of his dashing good looks. Must be daddy issues.
( Kroney, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:52, Reply)

WOULD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:41, Reply)

'nt

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:41, Reply)

She looks a lot fitter in that related story

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:45, Reply)

now my sister ran away with her boss when she was doing work experience when she was 15
and the police shrugged at my mum and said there was nothing they could do as she was almost 16.

the police really are shit
(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:37, Reply)

How did that work out for her?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:38, Reply)

she was with him for about 6 years
and he got her management jobs in formula one and the travel industry

quite well, i'd say
(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:38, Reply)

A ringing endorsement of underage love right there.
actually that's about a year longer than my marriage lasted. :(
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:40, Reply)

The media always ignores the positive noncing stories.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:41, Reply)

did i mention they lived in jersey?
there's nothing positive about that
(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:42, Reply)

No VAT?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:43, Reply)

she got well VAT living there, must've gained 5 stone

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:48, Reply)

BOOM

( Kroney, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:52, Reply)

Oh monty, you're sooo old fashioned
age is just a number, innit?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:42, Reply)

So are jail terms.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:47, Reply)

Yup
can't see him dodging one now...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:56, Reply)

I don't know, I think "don't stand so close to me" is quite appropriate

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:46, Reply)

I preferred Roxanne

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:02, Reply)

A schoolboy ran away with a male teacher?
Bender nonce.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:38, Reply)

The dish ran away with the spoon.
fiddle diddle.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:43, Reply)

NONCE.
Good question, Brittas.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:40, Reply)

Odd how this teacher noncing off to France
Coincides with Bobby not posting.

Just an observation.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:42, Reply)

Tee hee

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:43, Reply)

Like any female would go anywhere with Bobby...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:45, Reply)

Greggs

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:49, Reply)

More like dregs

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:50, Reply)

ooh Monty
I have a Z Trip live mix somewhere which is cut ups of vintage rock stuff. It has Iron Man, Whole Lotta Love and some other bent whiteboy ancient guitar shit.

You'd love it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:48, Reply)

Surely you mean
bent whiteboy ancient guitar shit REAL MUSIC
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:52, Reply)

well yeah of course.
PLAYED ON REAL INSTRUMENTS!!!!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:54, Reply)

I'd like that.
I met him once, he geniunely couldn't believe someone from the UK knew his stuff. I used to play his MOnkey Breaks record out a lot.

He gave me a load of his mixtapes but fuck knows where they are. Get me that mix though please mate.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:29, Reply)

From the blog that the teacher writes under a pseudonym, dated 19th May:
"The last two weeks have been pretty intense, in both a good and a bad way!!!
About a week ago I had a bit of a moral dilemma to deal with, both internally and externally. And the over-riding question it left me with was this: 'How do we, and how should we, define what is right or wrong, acceptable or unacceptable???'

I came to a few different conclusions, mainly that actually we get a lot of things wrong, but at the end of the day I was satisfied that if you can look at yourself in the mirror and know that, under all the front, that you are a good person, that should have faith in your own judgment.

That's some philosophical gold for you there!!!"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:50, Reply)

That's a man who's rationalising his desire to nonce, right there.

( Kroney, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:53, Reply)

France Kroney, France
Just saying
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:01, Reply)

The land of romance and the language of love.
And women with hairy pits, like.
( Kroney, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:03, Reply)

Hairy pits and garlic shits

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Why would you put something like that on the internet?
I mean, irrespective of his noncing ways, just why would anyone write anything that pretentious and shit when they weren't a 14 year old.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:03, Reply)

It gets worse...
Apparently he is a fan of Feeder.
jeremyayremusic.com/category/personal-rambles/
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:10, Reply)

I am amused by the Wordpress theme he uses for his blog: 'Fresh and clean'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:12, Reply)

Just like his "student"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:14, Reply)

I bet he's 'taught her a thing or two'

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:17, Reply)

she looks like she's carrying a lot of 'BODMAS' though

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Her legs have been divided a few times
to multiply
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:34, Reply)

The teacher should be locked up COS what he's done is a SIN, even if she has a nice TAN

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:38, Reply)

its a fake tan

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:39, Reply)

We need to get to the ROOT of this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:46, Reply)

This is very clever.
Did someone help you with it?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Someone is definitely feeding him his lines today.
Unfortunately he is still typing them himself.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:50, Reply)

one of our teachers ran off with a 6th former
it wasn't illegal, but it fucked up his marriage and career. she lived with him for a year, then went back to finish her a-levels and onto cambridge. he struggled to get another job and ended up at a ropey all boys' school.

serves him right for being a creepy paedo.

he was fucking hot though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:12, Reply)

some law came into effect in the noughties
stating that people in positions of power (teachers, step parents etc) who sleep with under 18s can still be convicted
(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:13, Reply)

this page looks like it was written by a retarded 40 year old trying to be cool
but at the bottom it mentions that law
www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/advice/factfile_az/teacher_fancying_your_teacher
(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:15, Reply)

An appropriate decade for it to happen

( Kroney, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:16, Reply)

this would have been about 1990; i was in first year at the time
she was on blockbusters and head girl, before fucking it all off to run away with a teacher
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:26, Reply)

nah, that was specific to teachers, they complained
a new law came into effect after that so that anyone in a position of power could be convicted
(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Blockbusters?
Fuck, she must have been cool.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:30, Reply)

she was head girl of course she was a nob

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:31, Reply)

^ this ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:33, Reply)

When the headmaster shouted "head-girl", she knelt down, and opened her gob.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:34, Reply)

she was a kid, kids do stupid shit all the time

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:32, Reply)

half the school and all of the mums
fancied this floppy-haired dude. he was hot. but ultimately a 40 year old who ran off with a 17 year old, leaving a wife and kid.

so a twat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:33, Reply)

apparently in antarctica you can shag whoever and whatever you want

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:22, Reply)

13 in Spain.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:23, Reply)

I'd fuck a penguin an wipe my cock on a polar bear*


*that I'd imported from the North Pole
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:23, Reply)

amateur
i'd fuck the polar bear with a penguin*

*the biscuit, but also the animal, and I'd be reading the shit joke as I did it until the polar bear started to cry
(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:24, Reply)

Alright Q

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:27, Reply)

alright TH, fancy an antarctic cruise?

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:30, Reply)

calm down janet, you're cruise mad

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:32, Reply)

(whales)

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:33, Reply)

meat again

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Yeah, why not

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Is no one talking about their lunch today?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:26, Reply)

no lunch for me today :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:26, Reply)

That's ok, it's pay day tomorrow you can treat yourself to some rye bread

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:29, Reply)

It'll take more than that...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:31, Reply)

Are you working as swipe's motivational coach?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Not at all. Just reminding her what a walrus she is.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Goo goo a joob.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Damn you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Goo goo g'joob

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Excellent stereo effects in here boys

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:35, Reply)

I am he
(as you are me)
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:37, Reply)

he's just a bit bitter today
not sure why. maybe it's his TOTM
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:02, Reply)

turn over the mattress?
poor battered :(
(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:03, Reply)

It's terrible Q. She's acting out her frustration about her obesity on me. I may have to talk to the mods.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:04, Reply)

hey from what i can see you started this to try and seem like a bigger man
but she's just implied you get raped over a mattress, so i don't know whose side i'm on
(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:07, Reply)

I had chorizo, iberico ham, tiger bread, olives and mexicana cheese

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:36, Reply)

must be hard to walk back into the staffroom knowing he took one of the uggos with him.
sadtimes.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:41, Reply)

hey mmps, when did this guy become a 'comic', and how come i must've missed it?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19700641
(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Without even clicking I know that is Justin Lee Collins
Fucking tedious zyder cunt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Didn't you know?
Speaking in a west country accent automatically qualifies you as a comedian. Every time he says "you berk" I fuckin' CREASE up mate :))
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:46, Reply)

sad times

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Don't you mean....sad TOIMES!
LOL!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:02, Reply)

hang on, isn't that manolith?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:47, Reply)

I knew he was a wrong 'un

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:51, Reply)

I'm probably the last person to criticise girls with daddy issues and noncing older men
but one thing that really makes me mad is when teachers betray the trust that's put in them to look after children. Having been through teacher training, I know they make a big deal about understanding teenage hormones make kids have weird feelings towards teachers, and you're taught how to deal with it. Putting himself in a room alone with her when he realised she had those kind of feelings is just seriously unprofessional.

When I was in sixth form, my German teacher was happily noncing about half a dozen girls. The staff knew but at that time they couldn't do anything without the girls in question saying anything, and none of them would. They eventually got him when my roommate grassed him up, and she only did that because he wouldn't agree to stop seeing the other girls.

*tuts*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:46, Reply)

There's a lot of this at uni too,
but no formal training to deal with it as such. Some people take advantage and I know of a couple of staff members who have been asked to leave, or moved on - and absolutely fair enough because they're abusing a position of trust etc. There are also situations where a particular student knows exactly what they want out of it (PhD, great reference, better marks, decent postdoc etc.) and is manipulating things that way.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:55, Reply)

We had a teacher at school who looked like Scully from the X-files,
even down to the red hair. She was a lousy teacher and apparently had a 'thing' going with one of the sixth-formers. She disappeared soon after...
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:46, Reply)

i'd have totally fucked mrs worsfold our PE teacher
sadly, i was a VERY ugly child :(
(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Noncing is ok, if it takes place between an attractive female teacher and a teenage boy.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:49, Reply)

i wish i still knew her now :(

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:50, Reply)

was am
child
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:52, Reply)

i am a very ugly sadley?

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:54, Reply)

he's on fire today

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:57, Reply)

"sadly, I am very ugly :("
HTH XX
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:58, Reply)

the sadley at the end ruins your sentence

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:00, Reply)

You sound alright to me.
Happychops - they can't be that bad, surely?!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:56, Reply)

i grew into my face

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:57, Reply)

Well there you go.
She will have deteriorated over time, whereas you're now in your prime (that rhymes).
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:06, Reply)

It's an alien conspiracy!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:49, Reply)

I WANT TO BELIEVE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:51, Reply)

BELIEVE spray my ecotplasm on her tits
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Okay, in your opinion,
does she still have it in the 'yes' stakes?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:57, Reply)

I've never met your teacher

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:59, Reply)

You'd like her,
she bears more than a passing resemblance to Scully off the X-Files.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:07, Reply)

i saw scully off the x files with a gun up her clunt in some film a while back

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:12, Reply)

ORLY?
Not a ginge fan but she is naaaaaaaaace
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:13, Reply)

i msut have imagined it wrong, she rapes a guy with a gun in a film called straightheads

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:16, Reply)

I've been getting funny feelings towards gingers as I get older.
I've even started finding some of them attractive.

The Bible says it's wrong, though :(
( Kroney, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:16, Reply)

They're awesome.
I once knew a woman who was a dead ringer for Berlinda Carlisle. Fantastic - crazy too and that made it better.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:20, Reply)

! ! !

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:23, Reply)