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Fuck thatBest weekend ever?
Tell the group your stories of EPIC WEEKENDS or just lie
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Battenburg or almond slice?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 15:24,
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latest was 13 years ago)
Glastonbury 2000Excellent bands, weather, beer and drugs
The perfect storm of debauchery
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 15:27,
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It was fucking lovely that weekendI needed some kind of liver and lung transplant afterwards though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:06,
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Stevie Wonder, Muse U2 etcwww.glastonburyfestivals.co.uk/news/the-2010-line-up-is-revealed
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yes, this is the only explanationI'm sure the experience was great but U2 and muse are dull IMO. I saw U2's set on telly, they ruined Stay.
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I went in 2003Saw Primal Scream, Squarepusher, 2 Many DJs, Dave Gahan, De La Soul, Mogwai.
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I thought 2003 was shite, TBH(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 15:42,
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The lineup was good, the Glade in particularMissed Aphex Twin DJing though. Squarepusher was tremendous. Mogwai were on at totally the wrong time, they should play tents in the dark but they played the main stage in the afternoon. On the plus side, they played Helicon 1.
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Ralph Lawson playing at Freakin'I'd done that many bumbles I was rattling.
Either that or my winter 2000 shoot for Paul Smith.
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It would have been better if you had actually got punched in the face by Clendrix.(, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 15:48, Reply)
Ramjit Raghav from India became the world's oldest father at the age of 96 this week, according to reports. To what foodstuff does he say he owes his sex drive?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:10,
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i got that wrong too, i thought it was mangoesand i thought johnny depp probably did wine, but he's probably already been doing that for years
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I picked Wine for Johnny Depp too, so don't feel bad.(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:17,
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Never mind Q.It just means you're different.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:15,
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He's a bit shit isn't he.Its a wonder his girlfriend hasn't dumped him yet.
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Don't worry ChompyYou should go to the pizza bash and cop a feel off swipey.
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Oh i'm not going. Christ, i don't want to hang out with that lot, they'll all be doing coke in the toilets and telling lolarious stories.(, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:23, Reply)
It'll be great, you can talk about... ... ... the pizza you're eating?(, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:26, Reply)
Someone will go "So, what are you guys having for lunch!?"and we'll all laugh uproariously and then smile and then sip nervously at our beers and look at the floor.
And then someone will say "Your mum!" and we'll all laugh again and then sip our drinks again and look at the floor again.
Oh man, it'll be amAYzing.
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If it's swipes bash you'll be lucky if anyone gets a chance to speak a single word.(, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:38, Reply)
She'll probably be desperatly lusting after one person and will spend the evening desperatly rubbing her crotch against their thigh while flicking her hair back and forth
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I'll have you know, by the waythat I am average looking.
So there.
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Kroney, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:22,
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Hands up if you are average lookingOh...
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:23,
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I was on a train to Norwich the other week and as i got into Norfolk a woman got on.She ate raw unpeeled carrots straight from her pocket. Welcome to east anglia.
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I got the (don) keyI got the secret
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:33,
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I got the almonds right but Johnny Depp wrongWhich shows I value health news more than celebrity news which I think makes me better than you. Winnah!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:19,
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De FaultBest two words in the English language
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:21,
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We did a lads long weekend in LjubjanaLots of drinking and fit birds, loved it.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:20,
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I had a pizza in Ljubjana.You are talking about the capital of Slovenia right?
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shame you are so rude about pizzas in kensington, eh?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:41,
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It's not that the pizzas in kensington are leathery and smell of rotting anchovies, it's just that I heard someone once went down on you thinking they were about to tuck into a meat feast.(, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Oh don't be like that swipeyou know's I only be jive talkin' you crazy honky
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I'm really looking forward to playing the new XCom but I can't afford £30 until payday next friday. :((, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:31, Reply)
And this is your best weekend ever?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:32,
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It will be next weekend. I might replay the original this weekend.
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I've been playing that this week.Holy shit.
The new one, I mean.
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Kroney, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:33,
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You've both lost me.I assume it is something to do with computer games.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:35,
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Is it good? I played the demo and it was... not as good as I hoped.But the research/planning was always more important to me than the tactical view.
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It's a bit console-y, but that's to be expected.It has its issues and the fans of the original are pretty divided on it, but all the essential elements of the first game are there. You still hate it when you get a guy killed.
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Kroney, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:39,
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That's the shit I want.The base looks amazing as well. Damn my shitty low paying job.
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I really want a new computer but I just can't be bothered to spend money on anything at the moment.(, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:37, Reply)
Everyone else has gone for festivalsSo I'll go for the first ATP I went to in 2002 - an eye-openingly fantastic line-up, most of which I hadn't heard of before; plus a constant diet of beer and weed from breakfast til bedtime and lols a plenty providing in-jokes which we milked for years afterwards.
Either that or the weekend last September when Mrs upinblue left me home alone - much the same as above, but with wanking in place of the bands.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:38,
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I never knew you were in to tennis,(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:40,
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I like the girl scratching her arse the best.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:42,
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Which bands?Hang on, let me guess:
Hummus and the Babaganoushes - Freestyle folk acapella group from bermondsey
Akalata Bnatukwi - Malawian spiritual nose trombonist
AxE sKanK PustUle - Late 80s punk/jazz group reforming to play the entirity of their "lost" third album for the first time ever.
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Oh man, if only.That would've been great.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:47,
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nothing that great, just won't be at work, is what i meant...... westfield for new jeans, then pub in battersea tonight, windsor to see friend tomorrow then party in limehouse tomorrow night, selfridges and cinema on sunday. nice but nothing exotic.
how about you, gossip?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:42,
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you won'tyet another place you're not welcome, eh?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:43,
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I'm picking them up like fleas.I'll have to emigrate at this rate.
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Kroney, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:44,
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Probably be a quite weekend involving pubs, meals and motorsport.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:45,
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Sorry Al.I've let everyone down. Especially you.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:52,
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i've just been looking into how hard it is to become an MEP, it's pretty fucking easy.(, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:44, Reply)
This is because I'm still pissed off Griffin managed to get a seat.(, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:45, Reply)
I'm more pissed off that Nigel Farage managed to have a fucking plane crash and survive.(, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:47, Reply)
Like other ministerial positionsI expect its only requirement is the ability and a willingness to sleep in public.
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Kroney, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:46,
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What is the deal with salary/expenses if you get a MEP position.Is it one of those jobs that means you get a fantstic pension, even if you only serve for 4 year?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:46,
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84,000 euros... I'm going to run as an independant in 2014one guy got in last year with under 11,000 votes.
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how can we make this thread about me again please?i've lost interest
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i'm going to pretend you care and say complexit's stopping me from going on a date with a nice doctor, although he does something in criminology with dead people, which is a bit savile-esque for me.
although hang on, you ASKED for the thread to be more about you. i was just giving you what you wanted :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:53,
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It's a rather brilliant response to my comment about your vaginal flaps.Sorry, I meant you pizzas.
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i do love how your two romantic options aregay greggs baker or coroner
really getting the cream of the crop there
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Hey, you should come along to Pizza bash too and then she could have a crack at you as well.(, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 17:00, Reply)
it's invite onlyyou were the charity case.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 17:06,
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Oh man, does this mean I'm not gonna get an invite to your christmas party either?(, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 17:07, Reply)
no, you can come to thatas i'll be in barbados.
you can ask your mate psycho, i'm sure both his 2 faces would love to attend.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 17:10,
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cool, you're running for MEP, right?do you need to be an MP first, or do we just apply to be included in the next election?
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Nope you don't need to be an MP.We're keeping our eye on the prize.
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not around here they can't, they get all wheezy and break out in a sweat(, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:52, Reply)
You'll eat well if you get the gig.Subsistence allowance
Parliament pays this flat-rate allowance of EUR 304 for each day of attendance at official meetings of the Parliament bodies on which the Member serves that are held within the European Community. It covers accommodation, meals and all other expenses involved in such attendance. Parliament pays the allowance only if the Member has signed an official attendance register.
During plenary sessions, Parliament reduces this amount by one half for Members who have not taken part in one half of the roll-call votes held on the Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays of part-sessions held in Strasbourg and on the second day of part-sessions held in Brussels.
Parliament pays a sum of EUR 152 per day, plus accommodation and breakfast expenses, for attendance at meetings held outside the European Community, again provided that the Member has signed the official attendance register for the meeting.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:52,
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+ and you'll get to sign a whole new type of register.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:53,
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My years of being right about politics on here have put me in line for a winning campaign.PsychoChomp for MEP
"Just shut up and listen"
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How about"I'm right, and it'll be better if you just accept it you spastic flid cunt"
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You could totally boss the EU with some BBC news links.That'll get them talking.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:57,
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I'll precede every email I send with the story about the guy marrying a goat (, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 17:06, Reply)
Oh wow, i like battenburg and breasts too :) :) :)(
broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:54,
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Do you like K Swizz too?Because if you do that'll be three things we've got in common!
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*elevens**is asked to leave*
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 17:05,
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A good weekend was Universe's Wasted Weekender back in the early 90'sspent a Friday night at Club UK in London, got on a coach to Germany afterwards, bumbled round Frankfurt for a bit & went to notorious techno trance club The Omen until midday Sunday, got a coach back to London, carried on at a mates in Shepherd Bush, fell asleep somewhere around half past Monday.
Got filmed and interviewed for some programme on channel 4 on a ferry whilst off my tits and pissed on Sven Vaths shoes.
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 17:18,
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it took me 2 and a half hours to get home today, missed the hollyoaks and all.And I picked up a chinese right, 'cus I aint' had a chinese since I got new-sick, and they got the order wrong and its a bit rank and its a different one to where I normally go and it wern't cheap eaither, and I feel I'm wasting my turn on the chinese and I ain't risking a take-away 'cus the roads are so bad. And I'm in my pants now so I'm not going to the shops.
And my fridge and freezer and oven goes to the battered women tomo, my kitchen gets ripped out on monday, and on tuesday the new kitchen gets delivered. AND THIS IS THE WORST BIT, my kitchen installer bailed out on me today, "bad back, but I can do it in december".... you know, like, before the "Can not cancel delivery" date or whatever. As if I'm gonna be without a kitchen for that long. Think we've found someone else now though.
But worst of all this chinese is rank.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 20:39,
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Order pizzathere is no situation so bad that Pizza can't ameliorate the distress.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 20:54,
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I can only order pizza from locations north of me, pizza to the south would never make it.And I don't get pizza sometimes, rarely get change out of £20 (for pizza, side, desert) and it takes forever to decide. I get some proper mental shizniss when it comes to ordering pizza. I make my own wicked ones, but that would require the use of clothing beyond pants and socks.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 21:00,
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Crazy.I mean, ordering sides and dessert. Pizza is all you need.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 22:22,
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one of my ex girlfriends would take it in the ass but not the mouth, how weird is that?(, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 22:28, Reply)
Hellopeeno poppers though !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 22:52,
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Best weekend in a long while was going LARPing with Cavey and her mates.Take the piss all you like but it was awesome fun, like being a kid again and playing games in the woods, but with bigger, bigger toy guns and alcohol.
It just takes really, truly ceasing to care what any bugger thinks of you :)
ALt: battenburg, named after the queen.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 19 Oct 2012, 22:42,
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It must suck to be that much of a sad prickThat you enjoy larping.
SO THERE.
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*shrug*better that than crippling insecurity and the sneasking suspicion that no one really likes you...
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 19 Oct 2012, 22:55,
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I have loads of friends and extremely high standards.Do you still have that ridiculous moustache?
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never said you didn'tnah trimmed it down ages back, got annoyed with it.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 19 Oct 2012, 23:00,
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I have to say, I did a "taster" of LARP at a convention for something elseand I do recall taking on a werewolf and being backed into a corner without a silver weapon before my party mates who did turned up and just standing very very quietly in the corner trying not to get killed while they fought it right in front of me.
Sounds shit but it was v exciting.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 22:49,
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Evidence - it's the only bit I remember from that Con(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 22:50,
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it's improv with rules for those who read a lotit's ok for you to admit you're either illiterate or unimaginative, we're all friends here.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 22:55,
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I'm extremely well read and very creative.Also have an Honours degree in literature, hence my disdain for SF and fantasy. Not to mention graphic 'novels'.
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how good a degree, just out of curiosity?(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 19 Oct 2012, 23:02,
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what does that mean?Ah, sorry. I see.
One more A and I would have got a First.
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just wonder if you did better in your lit degree than I did in mine, not that I think it's relevent but as you were willy waving I thought I'd ssee if mine was bigger. :)Edit: ah,, 2.1 like me then.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 19 Oct 2012, 23:05,
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I specialised in Postmodernism/American fiction.I'll go back and do a masters on Blank Generation fiction when I can afford it.
And I constantly have at least two books on the go, so lolling at the 'for those who read a lot' comment. There's a fairly big difference between reading SF and Fantasy and reading literary fiction.
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Can't be that good if he disdains genre novels simply for their genresmells like a third to me.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 23:06,
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thing about DOze is he needs someone to look down onif it makes him happy....
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 19 Oct 2012, 23:07,
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nope.High 2.1.
I find the term 'genre novels' really funny by the way.
I have no real beef with SF as a genre; I like William Gibson and I love JG Ballard. But the whole epic novels thing is just really fucking childish. I'm posting from my phone so don't really fancy outlining my critical objections to 'genre novels', but I very much do know what I'm talking about.
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You're an illiterate unimaginative benderAnd I very much do know what I'm talking about.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 23:20,
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If you want to believe you're literateI won't argue. Despite your clear demonstration otherwise.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 20 Oct 2012, 0:11,
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I ain't been, but it sounds alright.There is a game's workshop thats opened up up the road from me and I was thinking of going there and giving it a little play.
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