I'm bored to tears with Savile news.
So what are your plans for today? how are you going to face the world head on and proactivley manage your journey through this Wednesday.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:29, 234 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

might do a shit

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Dull answer is dull:
I have to finish installing a server so that someone else can set up the config on it and someone else again can take an image of that server and copy it to 3 others which I will build during the course of the day.

I also have to explain a stupid demo to the MD so he can take it with him to another company tomorrow.

after that it's a wild thrill ride of picking my kid up from school, taking him home, giving him dinner, a bath, a story and putting him to bed.

then I get to go home and sleep.

Congrats if you got this far. I think I dozed off half way through.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:36, Reply)

That'll be all the downers you're on.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:36, Reply)

nothing stronger than lemsip
sadtimes
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:38, Reply)

I might stick a biro lid down my wee-hole

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:36, Reply)

Which way?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:37, Reply)

'P-RACTICE'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Make pensioners work for their pensions, it seems.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20044862

The comments section is fizzing.....
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:37, Reply)

The normal state pension is poverty level at the moment anyway.
Why would you suggest lowering it? Spastic.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Any pension I get will be one I've paid for myself
they can get to fuck if they think I owe them shit.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Fucking hell, Lord Bichard is a sour-faced looking cunt.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Online psychometric and aptitude testing later.
Soup for lunch, dinner with girlfriend later. Rock 'n' roll.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Hope Formby doesn't find out, for your sake.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Psychometric tests are bullshit.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:40, Reply)

psychompetric more like!!!!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Agreed!
I walked out of an interview once because the company used a graphologist to determine your pschological profile FFS!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:44, Reply)

In your face corporations!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:50, Reply)

I bet you'd think using a graphologist is a good idea.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:51, Reply)

It helps them to target consumers with their preferred type of pen.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:56, Reply)

Never even heard of one, but I know capt hates to confirm to corporate will

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:04, Reply)

It's not about not 'conforming to corporate will'
I very much doubt that anyone's personality or suitability for a job can be ascertained from a sample of their handwriting. They might as well use your star sign or consult a psychic or homeopathist ffs!
Couldn't take them seriously
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Good work.
By guaranteeing you wouldn't get a job that you presumably wanted enough to apply for, you definitely stuck it to the man.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:14, Reply)

The job was appealing, I grant you
However, using graphology as a recruitment tool made me doubt their sanity.

As did their willingness to interview me tbh.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:16, Reply)

that, I grant you, is fairly retarded
in both cases roffles
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:20, Reply)

One thing's certain
I wouldn't hire me!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:22, Reply)

a small number of companies know how to use them properly
and they are very effective. But otherwise, I agree, although it;'s not that they are bullshit per se, it's just most companies don't understand how to use them.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:13, Reply)

i made gluten free cupcakes.
and now I'm eating an apple
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:43, Reply)

I made a vegan curry last night, it was good.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Fag

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:48, Reply)

My housemate is vegan and I needed to nick some of his tomatoes.
Lentils, chickpeas, fresh corriander. Curries are the easiest thing to do vegan and still be nice.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:50, Reply)

I couldn't live with a vegan, it would annoy me too much

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:51, Reply)

They don't nick your milk.
But they do fucking stink when they fart.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Do you not want to punch him everytime you see him?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:53, Reply)

No way, he's not as annoying as say... you.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:54, Reply)

At least I don't have to wear cork Birkenstocks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:56, Reply)

I'll ask you again.
What was in it?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Lentils, chickpeas, fresh corriander, fresh ginger, tomatoes, turmeric chilli, sweet chilli and tabasco sauce.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:51, Reply)

yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
that actually sounds amazing.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:52, Reply)

It's pretty good, I've got leftovers for lunch.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Vegetables you fucking twat.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:52, Reply)

I also used a little lee and perings which isn't vegan by mistake
but don't let him know right.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:53, Reply)

What animal is in lea and perrins

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Fish

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:56, Reply)

Not an animal though really

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:59, Reply)

Naked Ape ladies and Gentlemen.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Anchovies.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:57, Reply)

I hope he only removed what he needed and left the remainder of the plant in tact.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:54, Reply)

What the fuck happened to students?
Pot noodle not good enough for you, eh?
Why aren't you drinking a cocktail made from every optic behind the bar and stealing traffic cones or something?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:46, Reply)

I stole a Roadworks sign last week, does that count?
I just got told I'm allergic to wheat gluten about three weeks ago. This means no more gluten in my diet - which means no more fun stuff like biscuits or cakes unless I make them myself.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:51, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1765272
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:53, Reply)

Hahaha 'homes under th hammer' lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:54, Reply)

You're nothing but a common criminal.
You disgust me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:53, Reply)

Yeah she should be transporte....hang on.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:57, Reply)

have you been eating wheat up until this point?
If so, the fact that you aren't dead or constantly in hospital means you aren't allergic to gluten.

Soz.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:15, Reply)

actually you can develop allergies.
My sister wasn't diagnosed with a gluten allergy until she was nearly 25. Same deal as me, started feeling unwell about 12 months previously, nothing fixed it. Got blood tests, negative for the gene but positive for the antibodies. I had the same thing happen. So, actually yeah I am allergic, I'm just not "anaphylactic" allergic.

Soz.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:20, Reply)

anaphylactic omega gliadin allergy is extraordinarily rare.
I didn't mean that. Gluten allergy itself presents almost always as coeliac disease, which was what I was referring to, and I assume you don't have. Yes, it's possible to develop wheat allergies, but removing gluten from the diet is almost always irrelevant as wheat allergies and gluten intolerance are almost always entirely different things.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:27, Reply)

I love it when you get all sciencey and magisterial.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:30, Reply)

"gluten intolerance" is one of my pet fucking hates.
There's not really such a thing. Getting a bout of windypops and hurty tummy after crowbarring in half a sliced loaf is a sign you're a fucking glutten, not of gluten intolerance.

Wheat allergies are different, and I'm not saying Poppet doesn't have one of those (although they are almost impossible to diagnose because the antibody responses are so generic and crypto-allergies are diagnosed all the time) but they don't stop you eating gluten. The problem these days is that even GPs are willing to subscribe to pseudo-woo "nutritionist" bullshit because it makes their lives easier, because the the public have been brainwashed by unqualifed, idiotic fucktards like McKeith and her ilk.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Basically you're calling Poppet a fat bitch.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:39, Reply)

he IS and I resent it.
I've lost 7 flipping kgs! AND a whole dress size!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:45, Reply)

I'm just trying to put Battered off his creepy wank fantasies, tangles.
it's for Poppet's own good.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:45, Reply)

well when you put it like that, I *guess* I'm okay with it.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Hey don't stress, I've never been one to eat half a loaf at once! Nor put much stock in Gillian McKeith.
I've always had a stupidly healthy diet which only occasionally has moments of gluttony or indulging. I think that almost everything in moderation is okay. But I've been feeling sick for twelve months, and have tried coming off both my medications, separately, and had no change. The only thing that has changed how I've been feeling is removing all wheat and gluten from my diet.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Badger, Angry on the internet.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:48, Reply)

well considering that every time I've eaten something with wheat in it for the last twelve months, I've been experiencing massive cramps, bloating, nausea and headaches.
And the fact that cutting wheat and gluten entirely out of my diet has completely stopped me from feeling like this when I eat, even though it's only been three weeks, and the fact that my doctor says that I have a gluten and/or a wheat allergy, I'm going to take his word over yours! :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:35, Reply)

If it's a wheat allergy
try other grains. I'm not asking you to take my word for it. I'm some prick off the internet. All I'm saying is that gluten and wheat allergies are very different things.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:38, Reply)

I can have rye, quinoa, oats, and just about anything else.
As soon as wheat enters the equation I feel awful.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Cool
it's probably wheat that's the issue, then. Rye has a fair amount of gluten in it. It's also almost impossible to get oats that aren't contaminated with wheat gluten at low levels.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:48, Reply)

I know, hence why just cutting gluten out of my diet is easier than trying to pick and choose which foods are okay.
I pretty much have just been looking at the pack and if it says "May contain traces of gluten" I put it back on the shelf.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:50, Reply)

That can also be psychosomatic btw.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Oh yeah I know.
But given how much I love cake and real bread, I think it would be pretty fucked up if I tricked myself into that!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Fat AND mental?
I think now is the time for her to reject mainstream medicine and get in touch with a pseudo-woo "nutritionist"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:51, Reply)

rofflecopters.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:52, Reply)

What's the name of your shaman Tuppers?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:53, Reply)

I do actually offer pseudo-woo "nutrition" advice as part of my job.
We ship to Australia too.
Gaz me for some bullshit advice, yeah?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:55, Reply)

nah I think I'll pass.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:56, Reply)

Yeah? Well eat a dick.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Careful, you're going to get Battered all excited again.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:55, Reply)

I have to work and then go home.
Anyone got any tips for prospective job applications? Hiscox are moving to York.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Don't put 'chicks dig me' as one of your skills

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Don't be a spastic.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:46, Reply)

that'll be difficult.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Don't mention what you are wearing.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:48, Reply)

What will he talk about in the interview then?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:49, Reply)

I'm don't care about the interview.
I'm talking about on here.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:50, Reply)

haha

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:55, Reply)

LIKE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:56, Reply)

Mention how since you took over, loss of swimming floats and locker keys have dropped by 18%

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:50, Reply)

I'm having a cup of tea and watching 'homes under the hammer'
Is that proactive enough?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:44, Reply)

I'm going to a college this evening to tell the students not to be mental.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:47, Reply)

They should be METAL!
Breakin' the law!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Won't know about ce soir til about 3pm boss.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:51, Reply)

alright Stunned?
I moped all weekend :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:54, Reply)

But you ride a more powerful motorbike during the week?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:02, Reply)

*claps*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:04, Reply)

Mate
I sat indoors and watched the rain. And Avengers Assemble.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:06, Reply)

EEEEEEMOOOOOOO

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Fuck off.
Thor is cooool.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:09, Reply)

Scarlet Johansson is very cool.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:15, Reply)

very cool immensely ridable
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Sorry I meant
HOOOOOMOOOOOOOO
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:17, Reply)

dude, gay

(quintsy, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:30, Reply)

christ. are you going to talk about lolpolotics?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:49, Reply)

No, I'm going to talk about mental health.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:51, Reply)

they won't give a fuck you know.
you're not relevant enough for them.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:53, Reply)

I'm an iconic figure, a role model for the youth of today.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:55, Reply)

you need to make yourself more urban doc p.
no more of this leather jacket, black polo neck and beret nonsense.
you need to be more street. google "jls" or "one direction" and dress like them.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:57, Reply)

i'm trying to upgrade a laptop from windows 7 home premium to professional
why are microsoft such a bunch of cunts?
(quintsy, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:00, Reply)

Because bill gates was nonced by Irish charmer Henry Kelly when he was a child
And vowed revenge on the world through purposefully irritating software
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:03, Reply)

i can't help but feel someone else would have done this better
sorry naked ape
(quintsy, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Henry Kelly was an excellent nonce

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)

'Yer back in play, ye sexy little boy ye'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:09, Reply)

I'm going to stare out the window and see if I can count how many bottles of Cillit Bang the workmen take to clean the glass on the roof of Waterloo Station
I think that's about as productive a use of my time as I've ever found.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Work, then work on a friend's PC later, which is confusing the fuck out of me
It's refusing to boot, but giving me about 5 different error messages. Had an idea for how to sort it, going to try that tonight.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Do tell us how you get on!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:08, Reply)

I'll hold him, you fix his laptop.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:11, Reply)

OK!!!!!!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:17, Reply)

some cunt at work is wearing a black and white trilby in the office
Who hires these cunts?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Al Capone, by the sound of it.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:15, Reply)

It's a sign of Madness.
*ONE STEP BEYOND!*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:16, Reply)

leave the internet, Jeffers.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:19, Reply)

Yay!
It's been ages since I had a LTI request.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:23, Reply)

Greggs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:16, Reply)

If you see a Greggs hat at the side of the road....etc

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Best song EVEURRE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:25, Reply)

HR cunts, that's who.
Useless, pointless, talentless departments that exist purely because bosses can't be arsed with the tedious ballache that is hiring and firing.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Delboy

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Chambourcy Nouvelle.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:22, Reply)

No, no it's worse than that.
It's like a black and white camo pattern all over. :(
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:22, Reply)

I'm in bed and I intend staying here.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Dirty boy!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:20, Reply)

I've got a cold.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:22, Reply)

I was meant to be away today,
but my trip was cancelled so now I have a day off and am not sure what to do.

I am debating a walk in Epping Forest but really don't think I can be bothered. Suggestions anyone?
( wanderlust, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:20, Reply)

DYAAKY

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Y M
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:22, Reply)

:(

( wanderlust, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Pubs should be opening soon.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:21, Reply)

where was your trip to?
Go down to behind st pauls. then walk a couple of blocks north in the general direction of the british museum. Should find a church that got bombed in WW2, and it's been turned into a garden. Nice walk.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:22, Reply)

I know that garden. It's close to Postman's Park,
I was there a week ago so might give it a miss today, amazing pace though.
( wanderlust, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:25, Reply)

Yes! that's the one.
I think that is my favourite place in all of London. was just a tucked away little surprise in a city full of glass, concrete and buses.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:27, Reply)

How quickly did you walk?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:27, Reply)

The 'L' doens't work too well on my keyboard.

( wanderlust, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Come and meet me for lunch and give me a blowjob in the bogs of the Cheese?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:22, Reply)

I thought it was a perfectly reasonable offer.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Me too.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:31, Reply)

As kind as your offer was, I don't really want your winky in my mouth.

( wanderlust, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Fussy cow.
Beer then?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Yeah alright.

( wanderlust, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Get yourself on one of those council taxis.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:41, Reply)

What time?

( wanderlust, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Does this mean your not comig for macaroni cheese?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:45, Reply)

I don't know where you live, but I know where the pub stunned will in be is.

( wanderlust, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Get weaving.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:45, Reply)

I have a meeting at 2pm.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:47, Reply)

On my way.

( wanderlust, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Where were you meant to be tripping?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:23, Reply)

Ibiza, to stay with a friend.

( wanderlust, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Unlucky, I hope they had a good excuse.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Yeah, her and her boyfriend split up.
Not very nice, but they could have waited another few days.
( wanderlust, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Selfish, she should have been a better girlfriend.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Bet her cooking was shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Bet she wouldn't wear yoda masks for him.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:40, Reply)

Couldn't get her up a tree in her pants for love nor money

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:43, Reply)

:O

(quintsy, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:42, Reply)

DOGGING

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:24, Reply)

PIKING.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:30, Reply)

bit of care in the community
take a tramp off the street, take him home, give him a bath and a good meal
(quintsy, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:26, Reply)

I'm never making that mistake again.

( wanderlust, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:27, Reply)

ha!

(quintsy, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:29, Reply)

:o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Fix the oven

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:29, Reply)

LISTEN TO CHOMPY

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:33, Reply)

ha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:33, Reply)

I'VE ALREADY FIXED THE SOFA .
IT'S YOUR TURN.
( wanderlust, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:36, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsbZTB-AneA
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Come and play with me and mini ape
We're having macaroni cheese for lunch
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:30, Reply)

NEEDS MOAR STEAK!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:32, Reply)

There is bacon with it, will that do?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:35, Reply)

As long as the lad is getting some meat, Sir Jimmeh is happy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:38, Reply)

It's a girl innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Sir Jimmeh is quivering with delight.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Cash in the attic!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:33, Reply)

She is currently wanting a 'high five'
Unfortunately it looks more like she is giving nazi salutes
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:40, Reply)

Teach ravens to fly underwater?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Streeb-Greebling lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:40, Reply)

Order some new efficient PVC windows

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:36, Reply)

LOL
I'll be nice and dry while Monty stands outside, in the rain, as he's too disgusted to be inside.
( wanderlust, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Fit the best.
Everest.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:39, Reply)

DO NOT DO THIS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Learn a song on Monty's ukulele.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:45, Reply)

*euphemismlols*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Paddington gave the Amerindian Throat Singer one of his stern looks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:51, Reply)

*Native American

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:56, Reply)

It's a great day for
running up to William Hague while he's
eating his boiled egg, smearing his eyes
with Libyan butter and shouting 'Watch
where you're putting your soldiers'.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:51, Reply)

May we have a new thread please?
I can't be bothered to read this one.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:48, Reply)

i bet you would if poppet was here

(quintsy, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:50, Reply)

It's too tall

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:54, Reply)

There's a new one

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:00, Reply)