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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well that thread is too long.
Have a news link www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20340562

Some freaks text in their sleep. How do you sleep?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:24, 283 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
in a bed

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:26, Reply)
in fact I really need a new one, the mattress is fucked on mine, but they is well expensive and I want a Kingsize

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)
which will mean new sheets and a duvet and my nice feather matress "topper" won't fit
WOE IS ME
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:30, Reply)
WOEK IS ME

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:30, Reply)
My bed is slightly kept up by tins of beans

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:33, Reply)
My duvet is

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:34, Reply)
Click.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:36, Reply)
eBay is your friend here.
www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_trksid=p5197.m570.l1311&_nkw=king+size+mattress&_sacat=0&_from=R40
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:36, Reply)
cheers, not sure I'd trust them not to be cheap knock offs though

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:39, Reply)
The trusted sellers on eBay usually aren't too bad
But I know what you mean. I got a decent mattress off there, but sadly it wasn't very good for me. Turns out the memory foam mattresses don't help your back when you're a fidgeter in your sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)
Not sure I want memory foam, I nned to spend an afternoon at "Dreams" trying different ones out

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:44, Reply)
Fair enough

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:47, Reply)
Really fucking badly.
And for nowhere near long enough, ironically. That's probably why I'm constantly shattered.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:27, Reply)
I don't know who is who anymore
sh b
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:28, Reply)
The last two nights, very well
I have to lie on my right hand side though. My issues is that as soon as my brain kicks in, I can't go back to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:30, Reply)
Very badly / not at all
Last night was the latter
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:32, Reply)
were you out cottaging all night?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:33, Reply)
Badger bumming

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:34, Reply)
Mighty good fun.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:36, Reply)
Yes
Bloody thirsty work
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:34, Reply)
Very well, until my daughter wakes me up between 5.30am & 6am everyday.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:32, Reply)
God I hate you, why are you so fucking dull talking about your daughter all the time.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:33, Reply)
That's me.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:35, Reply)
I sleep fine.
I don't understand insomnia. Just, y'know...go to sleep?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:33, Reply)
*hits palm on forehead*
Why didn't I think of that?!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:34, Reply)
Glad to have helped

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:35, Reply)
Fuck you
and the pole you rode in on
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:34, Reply)
^ more of this ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:35, Reply)
Only because she sleeps well
I hate well-sleeping bastards
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:37, Reply)
ahhhh I'm so well rested
I'm stretching my arms in an exaggerated manner.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:38, Reply)
FUCK YOU FOR BEING SO TEDIOUS AND DULL AND WELL-RESTED

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:46, Reply)
I'm drinking decaf
because I just don't need the caffeine.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:52, Reply)
Leave Majewski out of this.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)
Oh very well done
That said, have you seen the size of the guy? Kitty would destroy him. Maybe that's why he's injured.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:45, Reply)
Fucking hell, he's older than me?!
He looks about 15!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:46, Reply)
^this
With nipple tassels on.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:52, Reply)
It's like all these depressed people
Why don't they just cheer up, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:34, Reply)
Exactly!
I should have my own advice column.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:35, Reply)
I talk in my sleep

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:34, Reply)
I know
/evil
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:35, Reply)
/knievel

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:45, Reply)
About what?
/non-evil
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:35, Reply)
Lots of things. On the weekend I apparently told someone "You too make SUCH a cute couple!"
I've also been known to tell people to fuck off, babble in tongues, hold a conversation, and say "I DON"T WANT TO GO ON THE ROLLERCOASTER!"
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:38, Reply)
I had a dream I was finger-banging Cheryl Cole last night
It was very odd
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:38, Reply)
I have some very vivid sex dreams.
I always feel a bit unsettled after them..
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)
haha me too
I wake up feeling guilty for 'cheating'
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)
Quick, get some bromide for Battered!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)
wor cheryl.
that is odd.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)
oh me too, it's so embarrassing!
I also squeak for no reason apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:36, Reply)
I can explain that
It's because you're actually a dog's chew toy.

HTH.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:37, Reply)
I was going to say Hamster.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:39, Reply)
I was going to make her joke about her rat squeaking.
But that was inappropriate.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)
Yes
I would have had to give you a stern telling-off.

Rats are fantastic pets but they die way too young
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:45, Reply)
espesh if you stop feeding them

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:47, Reply)
I think that's darths problem.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:47, Reply)
it's hard to feed them when you've stuffed forty of them into a crudely stitched life sized man doll

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:55, Reply)
AND WHEN I WOKE MY PILLOW HAD GONE!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:35, Reply)
Your "organic free-range" pillow was actually a sheep, wasn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:38, Reply)
Thanks to that article I see why this was a bad idea, as they only sleep for 3.8 hours.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:40, Reply)
I like my sleep like I like my coffee

in a big mug
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:38, Reply)
Short and bitter

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:39, Reply)
like battered

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)
Not after 6pm

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:39, Reply)
After dinner.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)
mint

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:59, Reply)
Big and black?
Hang on, wrong joke
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:45, Reply)
White with 2 lumps
/ac
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:31, Reply)
How do you last the night and keep the dogs at bay?

fairly badly, recently. I blame lady badger.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)
I think my girlfriend is radioactive.
I have to push her away to stop her melting my skin.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)
haha 'girlfriend'
yeah right.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:47, Reply)
shut up you met her shut up tell everyone she's real
TELL THEM!
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:48, Reply)
did kitty teach her?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:49, Reply)
We were going to meet
then she 'couldn't make it at the last minute' but you showed me those superhot photos of her.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:50, Reply)
Did they have a "Brazzers" watermark?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:53, Reply)
something about "RUSSIAN HOTTIES 4U"

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:02, Reply)
A lot of the porn I see (at work) is Russian/Ukraine/other vodka-and-furry-hat nations
There are some hot women there. And the things they let you do to them, blimey. Definite bang for your buck with them ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:07, Reply)
erm..I don't even...
not sure how to respond to that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:09, Reply)
All I'm saying is that if Chompy did buy her from Russia
He's made a smart investment. Probably did his research.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:10, Reply)
I believe the usual protocol is to ask for pictures as proof.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:12, Reply)
:(

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:04, Reply)
Ok ok I met her
she touched me up a bit, I think Chompy is her beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:08, Reply)
get her a pillow to support her legs and belly, really helped us

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)
yeah, done that.
it's just a change in how we sleep that takes a bit of getting used to.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:50, Reply)
Like a baby.
I wake up screaming and shit the bed.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:44, Reply)
*old skool comedy high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:50, Reply)
If you can't sleep
the trick is to lie right on the very edge of your bed - YOU'LL SOON DROP OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:46, Reply)
Alright Dad, give Monty his log in back.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:48, Reply)
I fall asleep within a minute of my head hitting the pillow
And by "head hitting the pillow" I mean "bitter, bully-wank reaches it's forced, pathetic conclusion".
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:46, Reply)
Xcom?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:48, Reply)
I haven't got it yet, was tempted in the steam sale
I've got so many games to get through that I reckon I'll pick it up over Christmas, or if Greenman Gaming do a ridiculous deal on it. I've heard it's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:50, Reply)
It's good, fucking hard though.
the steam sale is very good as well, I could have easily bought 10 games if I didn't have to save for christmas.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:04, Reply)
I had to be very restrained in the sale
I still have games from the summer and halloween sale to play. I loved the first two XCom games, and I hear this one is very faithful (right down to the RNG screwing you over at times), so will pick it up eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:12, Reply)
When you do, drop me a fb message and we can try the multiplayer
It's fun.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:18, Reply)
Cool beans, will do!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:19, Reply)
do we know which thread has the most replys ever?
I sleep very well thank you. Naked, under a duvet, in a bed, in my house, upstairs. Unless I've been drinking heavily, in which case I pass out on the sofa downstairs fully clothed.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:55, Reply)
Doesn't look like it'll be this one.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:57, Reply)
you know what tangles,
I'm on a train to London. Really not getting anywhere very quick.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:01, Reply)
Go and kick off in the buffet car.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:02, Reply)

kick strip
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:02, Reply)
Why the visit to town?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:02, Reply)
got an invite to the sipsmith brewery,

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:04, Reply)
Why don't I get invitations like this?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:06, Reply)
no one likes you?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:07, Reply)
Surely someone must?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:08, Reply)
*tumbleweed*

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:15, Reply)
Because being a vegan wanker is frowned upon in polite society?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:07, Reply)
See? Monty likes me.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:09, Reply)
Yeah dream on, yoghurt-boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:11, Reply)
if he's vegan he can't eat yoghurt...

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:15, Reply)
dunno.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:08, Reply)
Oh Lusty's been there.
It is unbelievably small, apparently. INSERT HILARIOUS PENIS JOKE HERE. NOW MAKE A SUPPLEMENTARY 'INSERT' JOKE.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:07, Reply)
I don't really want to go. I don't really like gin. I want to go back to bed.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:12, Reply)
Their booze is (I am told) superb.
I fucking love gin personally. What I cannot even force myself to drink is Sambucca/raki/ouzo/pernod etc. I can't even smell it without getting the dry heaves.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:13, Reply)
Sipsmith gin is the fucking absolute nuts.
I'm a terrible fucking gin snob and even I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:15, Reply)
It really is amazeballs

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:17, Reply)
All gin tastes basically the same.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:19, Reply)
sloe gin tastes completey different
HA
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:20, Reply)
This is why god punishes you with homebrew and Milton Keynes, you fucking heathen

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:27, Reply)
you don't like gin?
somewhere, Lampito is raging.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:15, Reply)
My fists clenched

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:16, Reply)
I made a "oh whut?!" face

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:20, Reply)
I'M ALLOWED TO DECIDE FOR MYSELF WHAT I LIKE AND DON'T LIKE!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:27, Reply)
See, not liking it is fine.
It's people who say all gin tastes the same that should basically be fed to fucking angry bears. *looks at chompy*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:31, Reply)
^^^ Very much this

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:35, Reply)
No you must bow to peer pressure!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:32, Reply)
I bet it was a lunch thread
I fucking love lunch
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:23, Reply)
I get exploding head syndrome, true story.
Plus I sometimes can hear memories as if they're happening there-and-then, its normally conversations or music, I have to sleep with the radio on to stop them.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:56, Reply)
*backs away*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:58, Reply)
It's alright, I know they're audatory hallucinacions bought on by fatgiue, stress and medication.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:07, Reply)
With your mum.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:58, Reply)
I can't believe it took this long

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:00, Reply)
Her face IS rather offputting.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:05, Reply)
that's her face?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:06, Reply)
I *think* so

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:08, Reply)
I have had to plug my dell laptop into an HP charger today
it works, but won't charge the battery. How shit is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:58, Reply)
Not very shit at all?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:59, Reply)
it's really shit. a ford doesn't need different petrol to a vauxhall does it*?


* i don't care about performamnce cars needing performance fuel, they will still run on the cheap stuff, pricks
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:00, Reply)
Your iPhone charges via a Blackberry charger, does it?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:01, Reply)
a bb charger won't fit. This fits just fine

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:02, Reply)
Try picking it up and throwing it off the desk
That makes it charge faster
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:00, Reply)
no you don't understand it won't charge at all
I'm pumping electricity into it and it stays completely empty, like cavy's vag
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:01, Reply)
Dell won't allow HP electricity into its gaping maw

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:01, Reply)
HP Charger..
Three quid a week for the next six months.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:02, Reply)
LEAVE. NOW.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:03, Reply)
Try holding it upside down.
Electricity is scared of heights. It'll stay in your laptop out of fear.
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i'll hold you upside down over a well full of moths, see if you can keep your shit in

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:03, Reply)
I will absolutely lose my shit.
No question. Also, you couldn't hold me over anything. Internet fatty, remember.
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i'll borrow the crane they use to extracate you from your house for medical attention

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:06, Reply)
Normal for Dells
they need a higher current rated supply to run and charge, most of the knockoff ones on Ebay don't supply enough juice.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:03, Reply)
blah blah blah
stupid, they should all run on the same electricity.

What if I lived in scotland and had to use scottish electricity and it wouldn't work? I'd be well pissed off
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:04, Reply)
It's not unusual.
A lot of 9v/12v chargers for all manner of things run at different ampages.
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still shit, universal leccy for all

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:06, Reply)
Ugh, I'm getting sucked in again.
Smaller motors can get burned out by putting a high ampage through them. Therefore the batteries require a lower ampage, therefore the charger requires a lower ampage.

Different computer equipment also requires different power levels. Also, Dell might not want you to use an HP charger. So they rate their equipment at a different level.
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it's a laptop, not a car!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:09, Reply)
I have literally no clue as to how you've managed to get to adulthood
without having the first idea how the objects you use every single day work. You and swipe should have a chat about how wondrous and magical all this witchcraft is.
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I know other stuff instead

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:18, Reply)
Like?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:20, Reply)
STUFF

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:22, Reply)
How supermarkets work.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:22, Reply)
bit slow today

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:23, Reply)
And here is the point where Nakers can no longer understand anything you say and asks increasingly stupid questions until you walk away.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:07, Reply)
that's seems a little unfair
why is electricity different up here in Hertfordshire? London electricity charges my laptop just fine
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:08, Reply)
Alright 'Tom Jones' that's enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:08, Reply)
Fuck me, I hope you never try getting an Iphone5 or Ipad Mini
with their different chargers and sockets to every other Apple product.
In other news, an idiot acts surprised that a company chooses to rip him off rather than make things easier and cheaper for customers.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:09, Reply)
Poorly and infrquently
Morning /ot.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:08, Reply)
morning comrade

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:12, Reply)
Good morning Baby.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:23, Reply)
Alright CQ,
Have you tried a nice hot cocoa before bed?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:13, Reply)

oa k
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:15, Reply)
I find camomile tea helps.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:16, Reply)
oh god you're all so lame.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:17, Reply)
I find a pint of gin helps

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:18, Reply)
That's better
ROCK AND/OR ROLL
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:19, Reply)
Didn't work for YM

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:21, Reply)
Yup, and Camomile tea. both work well sometimes and not others.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:23, Reply)
alright Wilf

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:15, Reply)
Alright Ding Dong.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:00, Reply)
i don't really think you need to ask me

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:21, Reply)
Alright dude?
Can you surf to work at the moment?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:21, Reply)
i've not really been affected
The exe defences are actually really effective and i've not had cause to go where there has been flooding. Has been a pain in the arsenal for colleagues and stuff though
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:24, Reply)
did you design them

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:25, Reply)
no, nothing to do with me

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:28, Reply)
did you mean to type arsenal?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:33, Reply)
of course not
My phone hates me
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:36, Reply)
everyone hates you

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:47, Reply)
no you don't
I haven't put that calendar on my dartboard you know
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:48, Reply)
did you actually buy one?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:52, Reply)
Yes
Good cause init
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:53, Reply)
Yay!!!
Fanks! Sorry for uglying up October.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:55, Reply)
I fucking made those brooms though, I got skillz.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:55, Reply)
why weren't you sat astride them?
It's ok, applebite and your surprisingly long legs make up for your face
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:57, Reply)
the idea is that it's vintage cheesecake, the glance of the top of a stocking was proper saucy back then.
I know, I'm like bambi. Means I have a very short body in comparison though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:01, Reply)
I got that
But it still looks a little odd with the broomstick in front.

Nice calendar though.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:05, Reply)
meh, I'm just pleased I got to be in a calendar :D

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:08, Reply)
and at least you weren't naked
I still would've bought it, but I wouldn't have been happy about it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:11, Reply)
I bought one too
I will put stickers of our faces over Kitty and Apple's.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:17, Reply)
hello AGAIN vipper
maybe you'll bother to respond this time
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:21, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:25, Reply)
haha unlucky

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:27, Reply)
must be a sock puppet, the real Vipros would never ignore me, we were tight

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:28, Reply)
that reminds me, I have Applebite's password somewhere.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:30, Reply)
No you dont.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:33, Reply)
Fuck off you dull cunt!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:39, Reply)
I call shenanigans.
Tell me something only applebite would know.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:48, Reply)
You're fat.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:48, Reply)
damn.
Ok what was I wearing last night?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:51, Reply)
A tent.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:51, Reply)
Damn!
Ok what COLOUR was the tent?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:52, Reply)
Black hoodie with cookies on, pink legwarmers and some crap in your hair.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:57, Reply)
you're a bad friend Apple, consorting with Chompy like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:09, Reply)
good grief man
I only have a small screen and limited time!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:29, Reply)
God Naked Ape is SUCH a needy cunt.
I hate him.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:31, Reply)
Oh man, he's been gone for ages and he still remembers how shit you are.
Gutted.
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Morning Vipros.
Got a b3ta browsing day pass from your work?
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The lack of responses suggest not.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:23, Reply)
He's forgotten you've have to press F5

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:24, Reply)
I've always hated him

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using my phone
To pay a brief visit.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:25, Reply)
On the plus side
I came ip with a possible way to produce a reasonable approximation of gravity on a space craft with a decent amount of room using quantum levitation
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:23, Reply)
Do tell
Should make Naker's head explode
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:25, Reply)
Me too.
Sticky tape on their shoes.

Patent pending.
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I'm going to the pub tonight.
on a wednesday night all their bottles of wine are the same price as their cheapest. So i'm getting wine drunk.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:27, Reply)
I'm not sure if I've ever drunk wine in a pub

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:30, Reply)
It's not too bad an idea if you're sharing.
It's a bad idea if you're not.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:42, Reply)
I am having a night off the sauce this evening.
In theory.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:30, Reply)
Sounds rubbish.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:31, Reply)
I'm intrigued to see how this hypothesis develops

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:32, Reply)
I am making, chicken passanda, onion bhajis, courgette pakoras and raita
nom noms
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:34, Reply)
I am inviting myself round

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:37, Reply)
That'll put you to sleep.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:38, Reply)
bring some beers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:38, Reply)
I read this as bears

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:45, Reply)
if they can dance, bring them

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:46, Reply)
Alright Simon Smith

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:48, Reply)
google is no help with this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:52, Reply)
I don't think this is google's fault.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:58, Reply)
Another fake inspection tomorrow?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:39, Reply)
I had one of them last night, and still woke up feeling shit
Can't win either way.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:49, Reply)
Ape!
The internet loves you!! A genuine screengrab from my Facebook last night


(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:48, Reply)
eh? Who's that?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:50, Reply)
My friend Natalie

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:54, Reply)
is the post actually in reference to me, or is it coincidence?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:57, Reply)
You have many fans in the north east.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:58, Reply)
Yes, it's an actual reference to a person she's never met
from a forum she never reads, on her page that you'll never see.
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Exactly this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:00, Reply)
I thought you might post some of my witticisms and wisdom to your facebook page...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:01, Reply)
Hahahahaa
"witticisms"

HAHAHAHA
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Criticism of his witticisms.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:04, Reply)
And that sporto's friends regard this wisdom as fuel?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:04, Reply)
she is blonde and northern

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:06, Reply)
She is also a black belt in Ju Jitsu or something

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:07, Reply)

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