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Thread number five - man alive!I've got nothing for you question-wise, I'm just trying to get this Bingo-style thread shiznit up and running.
Soz.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:41,
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Thread number six, chicks with dicks.Thread number seven, Monty's in heaven.
Thread number 8, a devotion to race hate.
But enough about your peccadilloes, eh?
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Secret santa present ideas please£5 budget. I don't know who it's for because I deleted the email.
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I'm thinking about breasts(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:46,
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I've just got my stuff for ours£5 hot sauce selection
£5 baken beans fridge magnet jigsaw
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:46,
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Some "gadget" shop in town(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:48,
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I love the apps you can download for those hot sauce gadgets(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:51,
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From Sporter's "hot sauce delivery system"Just make sure you stand back if you want a demonstration, though.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:59,
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That's a lot of Asda own label lager.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:46,
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Her husband will love it.They are all heavy drinkers. And he'll apreciate the attention you lavish on his wife.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:48,
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A used 'johnny' and six Stellas(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:47,
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A Shakin' Stevens alarm clock(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:49,
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A pregnancy self-testing kit with your phone number written on it(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:49,
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this^Wrapped in Christmas paper
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:51,
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this is WIN.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:59,
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i dunno, i never get fishhow about a battered sausage and chips?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:53,
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SOMETHING ABOUT BATTEREDS TINY PENIS BEING AN AWFUL GIFT(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:53,
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Phil Collins badly advised Heinz themed album(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:58,
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Jimmy Hill's Big Book of Facts. 1979 edition.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:51,
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one of those pens that when you turn it upside down you get to see a naked lady(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:52,
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a copy of asian babes and some monster munch(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:55,
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what's the monster munch for?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:00,
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i figured that 1 copy of asian babes would be less than a fiver, so i needed to increase the spend(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:02,
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ah, like the logic.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:04,
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plus after a good session with asian babes one the recipient may neee to increase his salt leve;ls(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:05,
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I think you need to have a word with your phoneit's trying to make you look like a spelling cunt.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:08,
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"Siri, why are you trying to make me look like a cunt""Browser: Google: bent spastic"
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Can you get cigarettes for under a fiver any more?If so, that.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:56,
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10 maybe, not 20You can probably get one of those disposable electronic cigarettes though.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:58,
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Tea towelsOr Teat owls as I originally typed it.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:57,
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I think teat owls would be better.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:58,
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Titty headspin.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:06,
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That was the route I was heading down.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:57,
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If that actually existsI'm even more worried about you than I was already*
*I wasn't really that worried about you, to be fair.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:05,
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This(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:09,
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I got one of thesewww.google.co.uk/products/catalog?q=a-maze-ball&sugexp=chrome,mod%3D5&um=1&ie=UTF-8&cid=7280212636928725402&sa=X&ei=rPHJUIisC4nS0QXMl4HgDw&ved=0CE0Q8gIwAg
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:18,
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I saw this and thought "How did this non-question get 30+ replies in ten minutes?"Oh...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:54,
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I might buy some obscure artworkwww.businessinsider.com/gundlachs-helped-the-fbi-2012-11
You'd think the FBI could have come up with that idea themselves, though.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:05,
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the FBI aren't payed to think(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:06,
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yeah, weird. That is a worrying mistake.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:13,
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LOLwww.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/gangnam-style-death-prompts-warning-to-middleaged-men-not-to-attempt-the-vigorous-dance-8411905.html
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:05,
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Oh, epic ROFFLE.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:07,
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i like the doctors advice to "let the lady dance round you"(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:10,
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It's the most important thing that has happened in the world, according to the Sun.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:20,
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and what if it's the lady who has a hidden gamit of cardiovascular problems brought on by middle age, a poor diet and lack of excerciseeh?
Then she'll be the one collapsing with a myocardial infarction and the good doctor's advice would have been tantamount to MURDER.
/left-field Shipman.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:18,
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For some reason I read that in a slightly different orderand the idea of an "air guitar arm" was most appealing.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:19,
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I sometimes use one of my legs to simulate the position of the guitar while I'm windmilling.(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:20, Reply)
textbook, sir.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:22,
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air banjoing.That's not a beginner's game, that's for sure.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:33,
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I'm thinking of getting a Wii U for hardcore gaming. Has anyone used on yet? (, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:16, Reply)
hardcore gamingis just trying to concentrate on COD whilst two dwarves spitroast a hooker on your sofa
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:20,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:19,
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uk.imdb.com/title/tt1674417/
Thanks
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:40,
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I've got two of them.They're alright but really you want to hold on until the 'game and watch' comes out in Jan.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:21,
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painnfulAnd this stupid dog keeps getting her lead tangled outside I want to punch her in the boob
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:29,
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i just saw you put up a video of echhhhhhhoas soon as i can get on fb, i am liking that motherfucker like a motherfucker.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:00,
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yay!stupid yahoo email only told me about one of them. i will fb it up after work.
i love her, she is so cute.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:12,
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if you're near a TV, check out the dude on countdown today. I think it might be emvee
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:44,
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has he got a toy optimus prime as a goodluck charm?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:48,
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Is wearing a balloon on his head and leering like The Child Catcher?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:51,
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i've got haribobut all the nice ones are gone and i'm just left with the shitty gummy bears, rings and cola bottles that all taste the same :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:52,
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You should have got tangfastics.You strike me as the sort who likes screwing her face up after swallowing something slightly unpalatable.
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i normally do and you are correct on both countsbut the careless cunts had sold out of tangs.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:59,
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come over herei just threw all mine in the bin
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:00,
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Relativley positive Syria news.Russians admit Assad might lose, they're using scud missiles (which means they can't use bombers/helicopters) could be seeing an end game.
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Why can't the government use bombers or helicopters because they're using scud missiles?(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Their helicopters and bombers are on global cooldown.They only proc every two weeks. SCUDs are their primary DPS, low damage but rapid firing.
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I don't know what you just said means.Can you try writing it in the style of someone who doesn't spend all their time playing "modern warfare" computer games.
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The rebels have started to get hold of and know how to use sholder fired anti air missilesThat means that the regime can't send their bombers over rebel held territory without risking them. So they've started firing Scud missiles at targets. Scuds are much shitter than a bombing run.
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That's good.In a way. Scuds are pretty indiscriminate though aren't they?
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Really innaccurate, so yeah. They're firing them at military bases held by the rebels rather than cites though.(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Do they still make Scud missiles?Only it seems that every fucker in the middle east seems to have a huge stockpile of the things.
How many realistically do they have? Is it several hundred or several thousand or several hundred thousand?
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Don't think so, they've got about 700But they've only got a handful of launchers. They also need fuel.
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Assad's mum won't let him play with the bombers and helicoptersUntil he's finished playing with the Scuds and tidyed everything up.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:01,
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This is good newswww.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-20444436
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:57,
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' Outside court before the sentencing, Ben Smith, who called himself a "yellowist", attempted to explain the concept: "Everything is equal. Everything is art.
"Everything is a potential piece of yellowism." '
I would like to expand this by adding "and Ben Smith is clearly a fucking cunt"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:00,
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i bet he never thought he'd actually be jailed, fucking pricki hope the other prisoners use his arsehole as a piece of yellowjism
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:01,
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No, I'm sorry but it cannot cost £200,000 to repair a fucking painting by someone who is still aliveIt has no fucking intrinsic value and spending that much money on a piece of canvas is fucking obscene. If the artist is that upset he can paint another fucking picture.
What a load of shit.
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Still don't careit's obscene to spend that much money on a picture.
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I suppose you'd rather give it to some disabled homosexual immigrant with 6 kids and no father?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:07,
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I'd rather give it to Golden Dawn to stop teh white genocide that is currently taking place in the UKWERE IN THE MINORITY NOW YOU NO!!!!!!
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I must admit I don't get thisif it can be repaired, it requires, well, paint. Paint does not cost £200,000.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:03,
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While I am not excusing the cost and I am a total art philistineIt's not like they need to slap a layer of Dulux on it. It's a complex job that will need to be done carefully and painstakingly by experts.
Maybe Cecilia Gimenez is free?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:05,
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I'm being facetiousIt still doesn't really cost that to restore a fucking painting. I could reproduce that picture perfectly on a grain of sand using a femtosecond laser and an atomic force microscope and it'd still cost about a tenth of that.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:15,
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Could you? Could you really?(NB I am being serious, could you really do that? If yes you have SKILLZ)
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:17,
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Probably.Although, these days I'd probably have to get one of my postdocs to do it, I'm well out of practice at anything other than politics and arguing with funding bodies.
My group usually uses femtosecond lasers for etching internal microchannels in glass blocks and my AFM is set up for cell imaging rather than this kind of guff. But it's perfectly doable.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:20,
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What happens if you sneeze?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:22,
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I don't mean generally, I mean, in direct relation to if you're doing one of those paintings.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:22,
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With an AFM?All your data is fucked, usually. Mine's set up in an acoustic isolation housing on an air table and even then closing a door 30 feet away buggers it.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:23,
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Has anyone sneezed and the bad-data produced good results that wasn't expected?Like that guy who invented gravity when the apple fell on his head.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:27,
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THey don't paint over it, they remove the paint off the top with chemicals and microscopes.It's a painstaking and very specialist job.
That said the art restorer obviously saw them coming.
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see above(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:15,
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My art teacher once ripped up my artwork and threw me out the classroom 'cus I was fucking around, and I said to her "It's still art though, you shouldn't rip it up, its not what you told me to do, but isn't that the point of art?". A few days later she appologised to me. This was also the teacher who threw me out the class 'cus she asked the class "What is it called when you use your fingers to paint" and I put my hand up and said "fingering", and the class errupted in laughter but I didn't know why at the time.
Anyway, to the point, is one art more valueable than another? As an art commision, isn't undoing all his work (scribbling his name'n'shit) pretty much going against it's entire ethos? Ain't it all about getting people to talk about it?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:31,
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i got less for writing my name in spunk on your mums face!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:05,
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Slim Shady.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:21,
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Given that it's almost impossible to get locked up for actually assaulting peopletwo years seems a touch unrealistic.
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I think he should be forced to go to a Mark Rothko exhibition everyday for two years. (, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:29, Reply)
The judge also said the incident had led to galleries reviewing security arrangements at a cost to themselves and the taxpayer.I can't work out how this is ever a bad thing.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:21,
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Shouldn't be spending taxpayers money on art. Or galleries. I am glad the EBacc is drumming all of this kind of nonsense out of the curriculam.
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Nah' man, people come from all over the world to see the london museiums, and that relates to profit.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:27,
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You're alright, you got a wife, you don't need the brasses.I'd be fucked, or more like, I wouldn't be, if they got rid of 'em all.
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Obviously the inexpensive prostitutes will be allowed to stay. And the sexy students from Amsterdam. Marvellous.
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Hopefully the spelling of 'curriculum' will be brought back as a 'core subject'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:32,
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After having to deal with the customers I've had today, I need a beer.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:13,
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When you say customers do you mean "diners"Who may or may not want fries with that?
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steady on, he's not quentin the greasy kebab seller(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:30,
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No.Today it's a 3rd party that represents a fairly well known union, and the 3rd party company is run by fucking idiots.
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