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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Shall we have a new thread?Why not?
So what is in store for offtopic in 2013?
Slow painful death? Massive flounces and bertdowns? More of the same?
Alt: Just to milk the very last out of the Christmas season - best or worst gifts you received?
Altalt: Can I have my proper name back now please, mods?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:04,
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latest was 13 years ago)
Alt: best: some of my favourite cologne.Worst: not seeing my kid.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:11,
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Quite so.So we'll have our Christmas this weekend.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:14,
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Hope it goes really well for you mate.I'm sure your little girl will love it.
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Altalt: I've had to resort to the old 'underscore in the middle' game.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:13,
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At least you weren't so stupid as to steal your own name.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:14,
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ha, I got great gifts.purple tupperware, and a charm for my bracelet. I was happy.
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You sound sarcastic,but I really did love them. Purple is my favourite colour, I collect tupperware because it's dead handy and lasts forever. And my brother actually put a fair bit of thought into the charm for my bracelet. it was nice to be thought of like that.
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I hate it when people try to put a bit of thought into their present buying.Just stick to the list of stuff you know I want please.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:18,
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ha, I'm dead easy to buy for. I don't really *want* anything because I'm happy with pretty much everything I have.but buy me something small that shows you've taken the time to think about what I like? And I'll be guaranteed to love it.
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Is this a reference to Noel's penis?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:28,
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I got good presents.A stack of cash, some nice books and I bought myself a new cologne because fuck you, that's why.
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Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:17,
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No, aftershave is weaker and splash-onCologne lasts longer and comes in one of those fruity push spray bottles.
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Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:21,
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He's so fucking common he doesn't even know this. FFS Stunned.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:24,
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What do you expect?He doesn't have time for this sort of thing what with keeping an eye on the Artful Dodger and Bill Sykes and the rest.
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Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:25,
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Indeed.It's beyond his south London ken.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:30,
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Isn't it all just 'perfume'?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:23,
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Some of us don't like smelling like a yurt which has been sealed with organic yoghurt.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:25,
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Your hair will start to clean itself if you leave it for long enough.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:26,
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* insert generic joke about 'how would you know, LOL you're really bald' here *(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:38,
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i spend every thursday night frantically fingering over your childhood pics on fb, of coursealmost broke a nail last week
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:45,
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Your vagina is a lot like an emery board, I'll grant you.(
Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:48,
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are you moving to hammersmith?you and naked ape and i can have LOLWESTLONDON bashes.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:27,
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Well, I will be if I can get the flatmate to stop looking for stuff in fucking Highgate.(
Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:29,
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here's a radical thoughtyou look for some stuff too?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:32,
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I'll just get a different flatmate if this one can't be trusted.(
Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:37,
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You could also get a dog and bark yourself.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:34,
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I know right?What's the fucking point in other people if I still have to do everything myself?
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Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:38,
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To clear out clogged pipes(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:03,
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Euw have things got that bad, Cavy?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:04,
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like an abandonned plughole(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:08,
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You've taken the trouble to kidnap them and keep them locked in your basement all this time.Might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:44,
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Not hard, Zoopla or rightmove are piss easy to define an area and a price rangepull your finger out.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:38,
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nice new 2 beds in goldhawk road from about £450pwthat's about as cheap as a 2 bed flat in hammersmith will come, if it's not to be a total shithole, i reckon.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:40,
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Luckily I don't have to do any of that shitdue to having a flatmate.
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Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:43,
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no way would i trust someone else to choose where i wanted to liveyou're a very trusting man
yes, we need to split the rent evenly, even though i have the double bed and en-suite, and you have a box room and have to knock on my door when you need a piss at night...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:44,
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My role is to view the potential flatsand give judgement. She's fucked without me.
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Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:46,
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2013 will prove to be OT's best year yet! Cooking stuff and a wine decanter. Typical middle class ponce stuff. And a match of the day quiz, a Darth Vader Keyring, cola bottles, fizzy cola bottles. I love Xmas.
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the slow painful death will continue until the final rattlealt: i was totally spoiled, no crap gifts at all. main present was the amazing holiday, but i also got some nice clothes including a proper rah chunkyknit ralph lauren cardigan and a handbag, makeup, funky cushions for my sofa collection, money etc.
altalt: how do we know it's the real you?
monty's ex is a selfish cunt.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:26,
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I'm the fake me as well.The mods clearly know this from the message they have posted on my banned account.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:28,
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wouldn't that be a wHine?i am seriously sulky about being back here. that beach was fucking epic.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:32,
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if we're going to whine.it's going to be 35 degrees here tomorrow, and higher than 40 on friday.
Although I'm going to the beach, I think I will be dying.
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london is cold, grey, wetand i came back to 852 emails, of which about 210 need action.
swap? please??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:33,
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sure. pay all my flights, rent and everything else, and I"ll do it.
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Not sure they'd allow an non-legal qualified person handle all that technical stuff though.(, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:38, Reply)
She could easily afford to.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:38,
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DF's 2013 OT predictions;Yazz "The Only Way Is Up" Award for Most Improved Poster; GeordieJay.
Most Likely To Bertdown; Nakers. Everyone has a limit, even bent spastics.
Most Likely To Persevere Despite Obvious Moribundancy (totally a word); the irrepressibly chirpy Sportscow.
Danny Dyer Award for Most Likely To Start A Fight In An Empty Room; Battered. Again.
Add your own below, I've run out of creativity/patience/coffee.
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I don't think Nakers is going to attempt sexual acts with any of his siblings.(, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:32, Reply)
No level of depravity is beyond your average OTer PoppetLook at Labs. He took up RUNNING. For god's sake.
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So? I joined the gym.I go every day when it's open and I'm not sick. most days for an hour or more.
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DEPRAVITY etcThe missus and I have just started a new fitness regime actually. Hoping enough piss-taking if I fall behind will help me keep motivated. And am going teetotal to shift some gut. Are you sick a lot?
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no. I got sick at the start of december for the first time all year. but I seem to be having a few allergic reactions lately.
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Personally I am WHISKY CHAT intolerant.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:49,
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I discovered about 4 months ago now that I'm having a lot of trouble with gluten, as well as MSG. And there's something else that we haven't been able to pinpoint. Makes my mouth tingle and abit puffy, and I get hives. Not fun.
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OuchHave you had a checkup at the doctors? Be a bit weird if they couldn't pinpoint an allergy.
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well see it's in the caf food on campus. and it seems to be in everything.so because we can't access the caf food ingredients lists, I have no idea what's causing it.
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Don't worry though, a doctor's trip is actually booked for next week.(, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:59, Reply)
You could at least lobby them to provide food that doesn't make you ill for god's sake(, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:11, Reply)
I'm not a doctorbut I think you're problems come down to the fact that you're a nancy gaylord.
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Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:56,
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Nothing I eat makes me get all sick and girly.I'm a fucking apex predator, me.
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Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:59,
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We should have occasional amnesties where new people can post and not get the piss taken for a whole dayThat might attract a few.
Alt: Got some games, some books, some CDs, a dressing gown that for legal reasons cannot be referred to as a Jedi robe, and some booze. King of Tokyo looks like a fun game.
AltAlt: I parked my name quite happily on another account and got it back without issue*
*unless you count being unable to remember the password for either account and having to do a reset on both, at which point I realised I couldn't remember the email address I'd used to set up the parking account
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:34,
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Wouldn't a day of no piss-taking be incredibly shit and dull?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:36,
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I'm only here for the pisstaking.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:40,
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I never tire of it.MORE WHISKY CHAT PLEASE!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:41,
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I drank some whisky last night.True story.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:43,
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PLEASE NAME THE BRAND.THIS IS A VITAL COMPONENT OF WHISKY CHAT.
THANK YOU.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:44,
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There were four of them.I don't know the names of any of them.
Er... one was a bit 'peaty'?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:46,
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Make up names then.My favourite is Auchtenbruichshladdie. It's got smoky notes and in no way at all tastes like Jimmy Krankie's pissflaps. Which is lucky.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:50,
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I ASK FOR A TEN YEAR OLD LADDIE!!!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:51,
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You haven't lived till you've tasted American FlangeIt tastes exactly like American whisky.
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I like to pretend that I'm talking about abusing a child when really I mean that the whisky I drank was aged for some time in its barrel.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:53,
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That must be hilarious.Do please feel free to post this several times a day, I can't see it ever becoming tiresome and irritating.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:57,
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My wife bought me a pair of brandy glasses and a selection of 5 different brandies for me to try.(
Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:15,
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If they can't take a bit of awful bullyingthen I wouldn't fucking want them here. They'd HSH up the place and TRL would come back.
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Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:42,
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Maybe all the good posters would come back and make it like it was before it became like /talk 2.0
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:43,
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It'll attract them for precisely two daysOne to think "Hey this is alright" and a second on which to run for the fucking hills.
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Also, how come everyone else is allowed to have a spare account and I'm not?Terrible discrimination by the mods here.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:37,
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I can't access mine because I have forgotten the login/pw.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:41,
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I might be missing something herebut where in your name does it normally have an I that it doesn't now?
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he's used a capital I instead of the L(I assume)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:42,
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If you look carefully, I'm called tangledupinbiue at the moment.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:42,
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HEY GUYS LOOK IT'S COLIN KWIKFIT!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:03,
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Very little, as more posters will leaveAlt: Whilst I thoroughly appreciated the bottle of Port my Dad gave me, I did not appreciate the hangover it gave me. I also felt like a fucking heathen for the way I'd gone through it so quickly.
Rather happy with tickets to go and see Les Mis in London, should be good!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:36,
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This is just the sort of support he needs to save his reputation.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:55,
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Well, you know what I mean...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:58,
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I think he's secure in the knowledgethat the post of OT bumlord is taken.
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"You know the difference between you and me?""I make this look piss-poor"
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les miserables is aceand gets the Cavy SuperCool Stamp Of Approval.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:02,
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This year everyone on Off Topic will get sex at some pointand not necessarily with a domestic animal.
alt: best - money I spent in Russia. Oh and some ear rings with a skull and a purple rose on them. Worst - spotty onsie which was at least a size too big (took it to the shop and exchanged it. To be honest, I think that's everything I got, but I've not done my christmas shopping yet.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:56,
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Still trying to train those guinea pigs, eh?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:58,
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Dunno but I hear /talk is considering having a mass exodus over here once it inevitably dies on its arse later this year(
Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:17,
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Hello Alan.We were having a discussion about how often I shave my balls earlier. How do you do yours? I just use the same setting on my clippers that I use for my face. Saves time, that way.
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Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:18,
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I don't.Sure, you may get that sweet, smooth feeling for a whole day or so but having itchy velcroballs until it's fully grown back or you shave it again is not my cup of tea, unfortunately
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Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:31,
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How's your Missus with those rats in Nimm?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:22,
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Hey Tanglebum.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:19,
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i wonder if he shaves his bum twice a dayto stop it tangling too much
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:20,
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Don't be sillyOnce a day is usually sufficient.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:21,
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Alright Wind-ezeRecovered from all the new year cunts yet?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:20,
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I maded a new thread(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:26,
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