altalt: Bowl of soup and some bread, and a packet of Wheat Crunchies.
There were just ELEVEN crisps in the pack. The fucking Jewbags.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:08, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

were they salt and vinegar ones?
best of all teh wheat crunchie goodness
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:10, Reply)

incorrect

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:10, Reply)

pah
salt and vinegar pisses all over your bacon or your tomato sauce crap
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:11, Reply)

I think we all know that the Spicy Tomato flavour are the nicest Wheat Crunchies.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:11, Reply)

*fives*
*HARD*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:12, Reply)

This is true.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:21, Reply)

I think we all know that you're not exactly b3ta's 'go-to guy' when it comes to food.
BECAUSE YOU WON'T EVEN EAT HALF OF IT YOU BENT CUNTRAG.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:23, Reply)

Hey, I've been validated here by no less than Nakers and AA.
My opinion clearly carries weight.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:49, Reply)

You can get S&V Wheat Crunchies?!
Wowza!!

Good old Worcester for me
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:18, Reply)

google says
DISCONTINUED

fucksocks
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:41, Reply)

what flavour wheat crunchies
this is important
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:10, Reply)

Baby boy’s foreskin flavour. Fucking Jewbags.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Fucking nonce
Not content with sucking kids off, you also chew on their leftover Jewish bits
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Yeah so what if I am a nonce?
There's no law against it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:28, Reply)

I got a new thing I make now.
I get some Smoked River Cobbler (which is a wicked fish, like cod, only 1/4 of the price), that I turn into a smoked [haddock] and sweetcorn chowder.... but then I get some Doritos Chili Heatwave (they have to be these ones), that I melt some emmingtile on top, and sprinkle over the soup.

It looks like dog sick when you photo it, but it tastes un-be-fucking-leve-a-waitforit-ble.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:11, Reply)

you turn cod into haddock?
it's like jesus at the wedding, but fishier
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:11, Reply)

This is why gays shouldn't marry

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:12, Reply)

I said "like cod", not "is cod".
There, lawyered the lawyer, kaplowie. #Lawyerized !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:17, Reply)

you said like cod, that I then turn into Haddock...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:18, Reply)

They're all the same to Gonz and his piscine alchemy ways.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:19, Reply)

The [] was there to show that it could be any smoked fish really, but is normally haddock or code.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:19, Reply)

He uses it in a haddock and sweetcorn chowder recipe.
Is it that hard to understand?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:20, Reply)

Spot on !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:21, Reply)

These people are trying to use your dyslexia as a cover for their own stupidity.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:23, Reply)

It's not working, even for a second.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:23, Reply)

This is why I hated school when they lumped the dyslexic kids with the thick kids.
I don't wanna sit next to them.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:29, Reply)

The dyslexics?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:31, Reply)

what alchemy do you use to turn a River Cobbler into a Haddock?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:11, Reply)

wanking.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:16, Reply)

Yup, removes the rinkles, if you know what I mean, which I think you do, but incase you don't, when the penis is hard there are less rinkles.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:19, Reply)

I HEAR YA!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:21, Reply)

yahgetsme blud

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:22, Reply)

BOOOM!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:25, Reply)

P-RACTICE!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:23, Reply)

I have a real problem with any flavouring other than just salt on tortilla chips for some reason.

I’ve taken to making my own ones with sea salt, rosemary and garlic, using up leftover wraps. Insert druglolz here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:13, Reply)

I don't think rosemary or garlic are types of salt old boy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:14, Reply)

They’re not actually part of the chips YOU FUCKING COON.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:17, Reply)

ready salted crisps are the dog's knackers
which is a sure but definitive sign of middle age.

like ordering cheese instead of pudding.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Do you fry them or dry roast them?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:16, Reply)

ROAST

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:17, Reply)

*makes notes*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:21, Reply)

how do you make tortilla chips from wraps?
(I'm honestly interested, cos I've tried it before and it's been a bit Meh) because tortilla chips are from corn tortillas not wheat ones... ?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:18, Reply)

You fry the tortilla lightly in oil for a few seconds on each side
Then you pre-heat the oven to gas mark 6, pop it in there for twenty minutes, remember, run back, throw away the charred mess and then pop down the lidl for some cheapo ones
( Theoban What of it, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:20, Reply)

Hahaha see below.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:20, Reply)

Cut into wedges, season and dress lightly with oil, then bake.
Having first burnt two whole batches by not paying attention.

Obv not actual tortilla chips but crunchy triangular dipping snacks so meh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:20, Reply)

That's probably where I'm going wrong
I was frying them, which makes flour tortillas a bit urgh becuase they just absorb oil where corn ones don't as much.

But I always have leftover wheat ones, and they're an arse to freeze. I'll try the Boyce oven method.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:23, Reply)

It's that or bin the fuckers after 24hrs and I can't afford to live like that no mo'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:24, Reply)

this^
Major cost saving exercise at the moment
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Lusty is an expert on frugality.

I am...ah.....slightly less so *inhales £60 in an hour*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:27, Reply)

£1 a minute, plenty of stuff costs that much

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:32, Reply)

It's cheaper for me to buy a gram of bugle and stay in than it is to go to the pub like a normal person.
BROKEN BRITIAN.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:39, Reply)

I once did that and put them in a bastardised sushi that I made, it worked really well.
I didn't do the rosemary and garlic, but I bet that works well.

I think the heatwave one is the only flavoured nacho I like. I prefer plane to salt, but it needs ALL TEH CONDIMENTS.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Precisely - the flavour should come from the stuff you're dipping them in, I think.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:22, Reply)

Houmous? Hummus? houmus?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Again I wouldn't choose the flavoured ones.
The one exception is Sainbury's Moroccan one, which has a lovely harissa topping.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:38, Reply)

I don't believe in houmous.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:40, Reply)

Nah mate it's real. It's real alright.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:41, Reply)

they used to do an amazing one with pesto on top
but DISCONTINUED.

story of my snacking life.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:42, Reply)

this is correct

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:08, Reply)