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clothes maketh the man. discuss.
My finger feels better after i got the scab off, how does your finger feel?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:14,
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latest was 13 years ago)
THESE ARE SHIT QUESTIONS.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:15,
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are you trying to make dozer wank himself into a frothing fury?
time for a new manicure, this one is looking a fraction chipped. nothing cheaper than a chipped manicure. well, apart from hookers, strippers, aldi-shoppers, lidl-shoppers, white lightning drinkers etc etc.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:16,
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can we pick what you get done to your nails?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:17,
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I vote for pulling them out with a pair of pliers.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:18,
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xxx
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:18,
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you can make a suggestion
and i promise to give it srs consideration
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:19,
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get diamante Mercedes symbols on them
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:21,
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then they'd match my vajazzle
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:21,
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hahaha
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:22,
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"come on then love, lets see what you've got under the hood"...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:23,
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a clitroën ?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:31,
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My friend wants to get a vajazzle for her wedding night.
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wanderlust, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:24,
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she sounds dead classy
EDIT: HI LUSTY!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:26,
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She is indeed.
There has been a talks of the bridal party all getting one. Not sure how I feel about it as I'm a bridesmaid. One of the the other bridesmaids did shave her pubes into the first letter of her boyfriend's name and he didn't even notice :(
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wanderlust, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:30,
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oh dear...seems a lot to ask from your bridesmaids
what letter was it? If it was a capital I, I can see how it may go unoticed
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:35,
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It was an 'L'
It was pretty obvious, poor girl :(
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wanderlust, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:43,
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He was probably looking with his other eye
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:46,
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What typeface did she use?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:36,
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Garamoff
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:40,
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Unless you're all getting your foofs out for the wedding pics I'm not sure what the point is.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:48,
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Maybe if all you bridesmaids do it, you can get it to spell out the name of the bride when you all stand in a row.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:01,
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SOOOOOOOOSAN
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:11,
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hahahaha i would so do this
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:27,
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Just think of the chafing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:28,
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I think if you get he magnatic fields just right, they could come in handy.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:28,
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vajazzleliposuction scars
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:28,
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I don't even own any clothes.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:16,
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I think Al would batter battered, in a fight between those two.
Battered would give it a good try, his rage would come in handy, but it'd only get him so far.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:18,
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I am incapable of dressing smartly
Even in a tux I look like a fucking bouncer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:19,
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you mean "dinner jacket" sweetheart
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:19,
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No, a tea jacket
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:20,
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Ye clicke
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:22,
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beastly nothener
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:22,
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I like a new work shirt.
Makes you feel ready to work, like a new haircut.
My company stopped dress down Fridays because they reckoned people thought the weekend had already started. They may have had a point.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:19,
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When people come to dress down days in joggers I despair
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:20,
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we have just moved to dress down everyday
within reason of course
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:20,
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I work from home
Every day is a dress down day.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:29,
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+ing
d g
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:36,
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Not far off
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:49,
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I think it puts people in the wrong state of mind.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:30,
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it's a balance
we were smart casual anyway, so it's not a massive change
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:32,
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a few years ago
I would have called bullshit on this belief but having worked at a place wear smart business wear is mandatory I now agree... We have a charity dress down friday on the last of the month and there is a difference in peoples attitudes
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:34,
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Women of Liverpool
Choose to go shopping in the city centre in pyjamas with rollers in their hair.
This concludes they are massive cunts.
Your theory is correct.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:19,
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I have never been to Liverpool,
or Leeds, Manchester, Wigan, Sheffield, Nottingham and many other ghastly northern hell holes. you have helped to justify my decision, thank you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:22,
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I love Manchester
Best move I've made.
Was a bit of a culture shock at first but it's grand.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:24,
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I have never been to me
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:45,
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I wouldn't bother - it's shit.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:20,
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They also get more orange the closer you get to the centre
Liverpool One looks like the oomploompas have been let out
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:28,
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What a horrible combination of words
"Liverpool One" implies there might be others
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:30,
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It's a posh shopping centre
also the football club shops are in it, the blue one being called "Everton Two" for the addresslols.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:36,
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Don't take this the wrong way
but I'm going to forget this content as soon as we've done with the conversation. My brain is full and there's no way I'm ditching some useful stuff in favour of information about fucking Liverpool.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:41,
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Very wise
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:43,
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Our workplace has a lax attitude towards the "smart casual" policy
and I'm always the smartest-dressed member of our team, including my boss. I'm regarded as the deputy team leader in an unofficial sense. Unfortunately these two statements are unrelated, the rest of my team are lazy cunts.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:24,
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Are you assistant regional manager
or
assistant TO the regional manager?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:25,
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I've got my own investigation and meeting room
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:29,
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hahaha
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:31,
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I have a selection
of nice (ish) whistles that I wear to work, and it does make me feel more like a grown up, rather than just wearing jeans...
That said I have a liking of decent black shirts that I wear with them. I have a feeling that makes me a bit of a wanna be hipster.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:24,
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Whistles?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:27,
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i think he means trousers, but i'm not sure...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:27,
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+ and flute
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:28,
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whistle and flute= suit
I know as a Geordie you wont be familiar with them, but they are what you wear to court appearences
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:41,
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excellent regional snobbery there.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:46,
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I do try...
*lives in North West and is from Southend*
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:48,
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I have a tailored suit that I bought for my wedding. It's absolutely lush.
I went for a classic style instead of en vogue - a very straight-down-the-line cut.
The weird thing is, going to a tailor, you find out what a complete mutant you are. For example - I have a slightly dropped shoulder I was previously unaware of, but my posture is excellent. Everyone I've met who has been to a tailor says they have had a similar experience.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:30,
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i had a similar experience
Poor old Lokesy was ready to drive his bread van off beachy head after his initial fitting
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:31,
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You didn't wear a traditional morning suit to get married?
Pleb.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:31,
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Snob.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:32,
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Yes.
And before you ask, yes I do own a morning suit. No need to rent one.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:33,
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No. We got married in Vegas, by Elvis, the whole nine yards, and enjoyed every moment of it.
I wore a suit and hat, Mrs V a black and pink dress, and the dress code for the wedding party was black with a flash of hot pink. It was fantastic, and I'd do it again in a heartbeat.
Sadly, I'm still paying for doing it, and it was nearly a year and a half ago.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:33,
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How horridly vulgar.
I got married in a cathedral.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:34,
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It was more vulgar than Katie Price's crotchless knickers.
Great fun.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:38,
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they were normal knicker when she put them on
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:41,
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Well you should have listened to her at the time shouldn't you
She wouldn't still be nagging you if you'd remembered that there is no "U" in wedding
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:38,
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Remind me never, ever to say this to her.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:39,
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It's very hard to see how I could influence you to do so
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:40,
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subliminal bumming?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:47,
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There's a double 'U' at the start.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:41,
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I would never have worn a traditional morning suit to get married, as I used to have to wear one for work.
A well tailored suit looks far better than a hired morning suit.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:34,
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a morning suit for work?
Pray do tell tanglefoot.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:42,
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he was a footman to the queen
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:44,
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Nothing exciting.
I worked in a hotel.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:44,
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bell boy zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I worked in a hotel for all of about 3 months. All I got was a poxy shirt with my name embroidered on it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:47,
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I agree...
When I went to a tailor he had to create extra room in the crotch*
*May contain lies, his words were "like an action man"
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:36,
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Got any Brown Shirts?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:31,
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Shiny
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:37,
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*dons geek hat*
thats coats
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:44,
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only my special edition
mosley ones
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:43,
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A massive lie put about by the clothing industry.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:24,
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It's not the clothes that look good - it's me.
Alt: Using a highly sophisticated somatosensory system, which at its simplest, works when activity in a sensory neuron is triggered by a specific stimulus such as heat; this signal eventually passes to an area in my brain uniquely attributed to that area on the body — thus allowing the processed stimulus to be felt at the correct location.
EDIT: I'd just like to make it clear that I copied and pasted most of this from WIKIPEDIA, in order to make a somewhat lame joke.
I apologise if some of you felt I was trying to show that I have a greater knowledge in this area than I actually do.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:31,
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We can all find things on Wikipedia. You're not doing anything special here.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:33,
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It wasn't my intention to pass this off as my own work.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:35,
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THEN WHERE ARE YOU REFERENCES YOU FUCKING PLAGIARISERING PRICK?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:37,
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Do you want me to put it in bold or something?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:39,
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I'm clicking this for "PLAGIARISERING"
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:39,
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Yes dear.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:37,
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Is that any better?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:36,
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No.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:37,
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HE REALLY NEEDS TO KILL HIMSELF TO MAKE UP FOR THIS
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:39,
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If this were true, Dozer would be king.
Alt: a bit sticky.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:39,
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There is definitely an element of clothes being important to how people perceive you.
But I've not read the rest of the thread so I don't want to go in to some sort of sensible discussion if the rest of you are just being "lol I bet it's hard to find clothes when you're so fat/short/misformed/smelly etc"
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:40,
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Do facial tattoos make you unemployable?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:46,
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Doesn't that depend on the tattoo and the job?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:47,
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Good point.
You might be able to get a job in a tattoo parlour.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:47,
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I don't know? I was asking the general question.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:50,
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worked for Michael Jackson
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:50,
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Yes.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:47,
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are you saying you wouldn't employ this man?
img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01254/MADOG--682_1254179a.jpg
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:50,
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Fucking hell.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:51,
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Have you not seen him? He was on jeremy Kyle, best episode ever.
this chap has a better version:
www.gangstersaysrelax.com/storage/ZombieBoy_Rick%20Genest_dermablend.jpeg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1319233296781
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:52,
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What. The. Fuck.
That's not real surely? Got to be a photoshop effort.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:54,
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it's real he was in a lady gaga video
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:56,
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Are you saying you would never employ a traditional maori person? Your racism makes me SICK!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:55,
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At least he could grow a beard over that.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:00,
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gawker.com/5732848/gucci-manes-ice-cream-face-tattoo-6-theories-why
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:06,
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not quite, but mostly.
there uses to be a rule, most tattooists would not do anything above the neck of bellow the cuffs.
I recckon that as tats continue to get more main stream people will cease to care.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:50,
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All the people I know with facial tattoos
are either tattoo artists or tramps. So yes.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:50,
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Wait... you know people with tattoos on their faces?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:52,
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I know it seems crazy
but Darth does know some pretty strange folk.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:56,
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A couple, yeah
Both tattoo artists. There are various other folk around Norwich with similar decoration who are most definitely tramps.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:13,
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21030211
this made me chuckle... of all the things to nick
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:52,
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LINKS DON'T WORK IN THE HEADLINE YOU ENORMOSPAZ
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:53,
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It's the bird who knicked the train.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:54,
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I know i c&p it, which was a waste of 3 seconds of my life
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:56,
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I couldnt be arsed to edit
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:02,
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HERE EVERYONE YOU CAN CLICK THIS LINK BECAUSE IM NOT LAZY
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21030211
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PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:05,
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see no point in having a dog and barking yourself
I didnt get where I am today by barking myself...
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:10,
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What percentage of your wages do you spend on your housing?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:54,
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dunno. lots
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:56,
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About a third?
Maybe less, maybe more like a quarter.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:57,
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I don't think I could get anywhere decent for a quarter of our wage.
This looks good though.
MASSIVE LINK
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PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:03,
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the scalloped basin sells it for me
and the fact it's in an area called "Down's..."
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:03,
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That is shit bathroom yes, but I'll survive.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:04,
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so if you fill the house, your rent will be £250 month?
bargin
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:06,
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There'll only be two of us, I'm moving in with the girlfriend.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:06,
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So you'll have two spare bedrooms. OH MAN, you can turn one into a "high end gaming centre"!
Does she know you're going to be unemployed?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:08,
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I won't be unemployed, if I lose my job I have two offers to go to straight away.
Neither are "step ups" though, so I'm looking around.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:10,
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Ahhh.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:09,
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Why do you want 3 bedrooms and a garage?
Seems silly for 2 people.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:10,
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They seem to be the same price as two bedroom places to be honest.
And I think we'd need two bedrooms at least.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:11,
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Deffo two at least, what about shops and stuff like that?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:12,
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The closer you are to the shops the more expensive it gets.
To the point that if you got taxis every week to and from the shops you'll still save money.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:15,
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I mean local shops, rather than supermarkets or a city-centre.
Woudldn't that conviniance be worth losing a room for?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:18,
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There'll be a Tesco express or a one stop nearby, they're everywhere
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PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:25,
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I'd check up on that first.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:45,
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Wouldn't it be better to move down the road from me so it's easier for me to have an affair?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:11,
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I'll run it past her.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:12,
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Good man, give her a wink as you tell her.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:12,
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Actually it looks fucking awful from the outside.
But nice kitchen.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:04,
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looks like a tedious bog standerd rental kitchen, fine for it's purposes
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:05,
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Exactly, but at least it's not like a galley kitchen, there's space for a table.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:08,
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Because I'm thinking of moving.
There seems to be the choice of nice new appartments for about £850-£1000 a month, and not as nice 2 bedroom houses, but they have a garden and or garage for £650-£800.
Homebrew in the garage may be a motivation.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:58,
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Just less than half and i don't even get oak flooring : (
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:59,
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My floor is made of pine
we sanded and varnished it ourselves. Some of them are quite thin now.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:59,
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to much weight on the sander eh?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:01,
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Next to nothing.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:58,
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Because you live in a yurt?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:59,
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I guess all the cost is upfront when you build a yurt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:59,
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Yeah FUCK OFF WITH YOUR YURT JOKES I WAS HERE FIRST!
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Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:00,
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same time sig
and mine had more thought and structure
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:02,
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Just admit that you were PLAGIARISERING Al.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:04,
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i was plagiarisering your mum last night
RIGHT IN THE SHITPIPE
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:07,
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A child in Africa dies everytime he plagiarises Al.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:08,
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in that case me and tangles mum, killed 4.5 children last night
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:09,
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Almost as bad as when Bono clicks his fingers on stage.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:11,
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"stop clicking your fingers then"
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:12,
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I wish that was a true story.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:14,
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LOL you live in a yurt!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:00,
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Currently about 20%
Moving to 50% soon
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:13,
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About 15%
But then I am shagging the landlady
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:14,
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ady ord
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:15,
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Are you calling my missus a bloke?
She'll take you to the fackin cleaners sunshine
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:21,
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lazy bastard should do the cleaning himself
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:21,
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what you have to ask yourself
is who is she shagging to make up the other 85%
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:25,
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A bit over a third of take-home
seems reasonable. When I move the mortgage works out less but I have to pay the service charge so it comes out around the same amount.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:33,
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I believe this about half
I like a man that can dress up on occasion, but I appreciate the appeal of jeans and a tee. You need to dress appropriately.
My fingers need a little cracking.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:05,
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does he place the tees over his nipples?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:06,
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don't be silly
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:08,
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Finger cracking is addictive.
Mrs Battered keeps telling me I will get arthritis from doing this. Not sure I believe her.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:11,
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Ask Al.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:12,
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And get a load of inaccurate hyperbole? No thanks.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:13,
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It causes AIDS and cancer of the toes.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:16,
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There you go.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:18,
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Textbook eh?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:19,
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Like those things you stand on to get things off the kitchen worktop.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:31,
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Fucking midgets.
Going over there, banging their heads.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:36,
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there was a doctor that did an experiment
on himself with this, cracked one hand and not tother... his conclusion and that of science is that seeing as the noise is created by mini air pockets you will not get arthritis
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:17,
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I don't care if this is true or not, it sounds good enough to tell her. Ta.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:18,
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Its all true...
Cant remember the docs name but I am pretty sure it was recent and he won an ig nobel for it... he did the experiment for something like 50 years after his mum told him it would cause athur itus.
EDIT...
Dr Unger,
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:21,
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I've had family have a go at me about it, so I've asked a few doctors about it, and all of them say the same thing.
It doens't cause any damage at all, and all it is is the releasing of air-pockets.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:19,
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My threads have attracted nigh on 400 replies today
I think i can rightfully be crowned the saviour not just of mankind, but also of /OT
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:24,
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That's what they said in Nazi Germany.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:25,
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no wonder Monty loves me so much
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:26,
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In order to fulfil this destiny you must first die a martyr's death.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:25,
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i'll pop it on my "to do list"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:26,
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My fingers are itchy.
My eczema has made it's return over the weekend, when I'd left my cream at home, like the idiot I am.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:28,
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n-i-i-ice
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:29,
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Have you tried using olive oil?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:32,
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No, is that supposed to help?
I have a steroid cream which is very helpful, but as I say, idiotic me left it at home.
I know that getting any grease on there makes it very itchy, as I learned when I was stripping a chicken on Sunday.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:36,
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I don't know, I'm not medically qualified in any way.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:36,
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Don't let that stop you.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:37,
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We were advised to use olive oil on the kid's skin when they were really young should it go dry
It might help
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:39,
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Its rubs the lotion on its skin
or else it gets the hose again
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:42,
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Jimmy Savile swears by it.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:44,
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You should open a packet of crisps
eat a few and then offer them around to your colleagues.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:33,
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I feel a little sick
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:34,
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you should never feel sick
it gets under your finger nails...
yes I know DYAAKY
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:39,
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NEW THREAD!
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Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:44,
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