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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm going to the dogs tonight to bet on which one can run the fastest
What plebeian pastimes do you enjoy?

alt: weekend plans? These may be the same questions.

altalt: what shoes are you wearing?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:05, 211 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Jordan will run faster than Kerry Katona
do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:09, Reply)
no.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:09, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:10, Reply)
*gets shovel*
Come on harters come ere, that's it, just round the back of those bins, there you go, good boy. Now sit, sit, SIT
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:11, Reply)
"This won't hurt a bit"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:12, Reply)
That's not a shovel
It's a lawnmower
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:13, Reply)
GET ABOUT FROM MY BINS

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:13, Reply)
brown work shoes
This weekend I am recording with a mate. I'll link you up if you like when it's on Mixcloud. Mainly breaks with some house in there too.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:09, Reply)
I don't really listen to house tbh...breaks is good though

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:10, Reply)
I'll gaz you when it's done.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:21, Reply)
Yeah, none of us can wait to hear this really interesting thing.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:10, Reply)
What're you recording, an answerphone message?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:13, Reply)
Nah, technics and laptop DJing.
I told you about this.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:23, Reply)
Have you ever heard of Audiowhores?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:15, Reply)
Brown shoes don't make it

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:32, Reply)
I imagine that Barters likes that song.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:56, Reply)
Alt:alt:Crocodile shoes
Jimmynailolz
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:11, Reply)
^lyin'

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:12, Reply)
I know but it's only me and you that wear chelsea boots

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:14, Reply)
PROPER

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:15, Reply)
+ BENT

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:16, Reply)
+ SPASTIC

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:17, Reply)
I enjoy drinking too much, pizzas and football
Alt:
Doing a DR test for a customer, buying paint, house stuff, packing, drinking wine

AltAlt:
Olds Skool style blue Adidas Neo
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:12, Reply)
I suppose 'getting smashed off my lid' could be perceived as plebeian.
However I prefer to see myself in the role of a modern-day Coleridge/de Quincey type of chap so nerr. Other than that, fuck all you pikey arsewrong.

Alt: Not 100% sure. Quiet night in tonight to watch a COPYRIGHT INFRINGED Django Unchained I suspect - tomorrow: poss din-dins avec a TOP B3TAN depending on Lusty.

Altalt: cream on chocolate brown Puma States, they are fucking gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:12, Reply)
You fucking hypocrite!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:13, Reply)
I have quite an extensive collection of stolen music, too.
I am not a hypocrite because I freely admit it's STOLEN GOODS obtained through THEFT.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:16, Reply)
So you got your package of DVD's

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:15, Reply)
altalt brown leather sketchers

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:13, Reply)
are they those exercise ones to burn off your cellulite?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:17, Reply)
Are they those weird curved sole things that make people walk like their arse is on one side?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:19, Reply)
SIDE ARSE

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:24, Reply)
No, they are "Ape" shoes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:24, Reply)
They do reverse reflexology and stop your brain functioning properly

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:32, Reply)
+ when evaluating whether to purchase gimmicky shoes

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:35, Reply)
I used to enjoy a trip
to Romford Dog Track every now and again too*. But it's not so much fun drinking coke all night I realised.

To balance that, this weekend I am going to be all cultured n shit and go to see the 'Light Show' exhibition at The Haywood Gallery,


*(insert 'AKA: Hollywoods Night Club' joke here)
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:13, Reply)
Drinking beer
alt: fitting new doors upstairs. More rock and indeed roll.

altalt: Rockport boots
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:14, Reply)
I do a couple of bets a month
It's nice when they come off, but I've not had any luck in a few months. It's mainly because I tend to go for accumulators, so odds are far higher. Nearly won £182 off £2 last week, but Liverpool couldn't score one more fucking goal against Arsenal (what a shock.)

Alt: Girlfriend's house tonight, then I think we're seeing her friends over the weekend. Rather looking forward to when we switch the weekends round, so that I'm up there on payday weekend.

AltAlt: Walking boots.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:15, Reply)
are you walking somewhere?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:17, Reply)
All over you
/Nancy
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:19, Reply)
I fucking hate every song I've heard by that bitch.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:20, Reply)
She's done more than one?
IN OTHER NEWS......

My re-mortgage has gone through - I am now my own tenant
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:21, Reply)
Woo!
Yep, that one, Something Stupid, and Bang Bang are the ones I can think of off the top of my head.

All fucking awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:27, Reply)
Oh yeah
Forgot about them
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:27, Reply)
Good luck Sporters
Cue Rory's financial advice blog...
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:40, Reply)
I walk home most days, with the weather being a twat recently, it makes more sense to wear these, rather than knacker a new pair of trainers

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:20, Reply)
I love the shit chicken burgers that are on two for one at John's Chicken round the corner
That's John's Chicken, John's Chicken everybody. Two for one on breast in a bun.

alt: Work tomorry but I'm taking Sunday off to go down the pub and watch rugby and try and not get beaten up by all the potato wogs.

altalt: brown boots for walking and shit. Innit. Blud.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:15, Reply)
Theo....Theo...Theoban
TheoBan...Theoban
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:16, Reply)
alright hh

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:17, Reply)
Good as Gold , good as gold
You?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:18, Reply)
Stupid as mud.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:20, Reply)
well carry on regardless and it'll be alright in the end

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:24, Reply)
ye man, life is swell

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:20, Reply)
*claps hand to rhythm*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:18, Reply)
I thoughht you were a potato wog, soz
Reckon we can win it?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:18, Reply)
Dunno, Ireland were very confident for half the Wales game, but then fell apart a bit
If they can keep it together I reckon England might be in trouble, cos they were good but a bit dull in the Haggis Wog game.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:20, Reply)
The second try in the Wales-Ireland game was fucking excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:20, Reply)
That entire first half was just ridiculous, Wales on their home turf just getting rings run round them
Sad day to be into daffodils and buggery
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:22, Reply)
It was a very impressive performance by Ireland
Then the second half happened, the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:28, Reply)
Half time Guinness
They get told it's isotonic sports guinness but it never works
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:29, Reply)
Thought as much.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:31, Reply)
The one where he foot-juggled it from behind him?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:23, Reply)
Yep

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:27, Reply)
I bet they don't practice that in training...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:30, Reply)
It's the sort of thing he's probably attempted on about 50 occasions, and that's the first time it's come off.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:31, Reply)
yeah, the other 49 times it spanged off his boot into touch

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:34, Reply)
The band that Marc Bolan used to be in?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:05, Reply)
I GET THIS!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:06, Reply)
Black boots.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:19, Reply)
racist

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:20, Reply)
cuban heels?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:21, Reply)
Close but no cigar

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:23, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:24, Reply)
tricky one....
I quite enjoy the occasional macDonalds, that's pretty plebby

Alt: I'm off to the seaside with my dad, my son and mt stepmum. It will be most enjoyable.

AltAlt: German Para Boots, accept no substitute.
(Comrade Quixote rides again!, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:21, Reply)
Is Mt Stepmum easy to get up?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:21, Reply)
well, my dad managed it, so it cant be hard.

(Comrade Quixote rides again!, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:26, Reply)
lol
Morning CQ
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:27, Reply)
morning sporto.
congrats on being the first to the obvious joke and not looking like a mong like Bonz and Hartley.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:46, Reply)
She is easy to mount
thats for sure... Eh Kids
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:28, Reply)
*mounts stepmum*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:29, Reply)
I'm sorry, I can't talk about my personal life, you know that

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:21, Reply)
Only hats

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:24, Reply)
I wonder what his 2 hats are
I alway picture him waering a fedora ith a trilby purdhed on top.
(Comrade Quixote rides again!, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:28, Reply)
Motorcycle helmet
and balaclava
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:29, Reply)
I'm more like the Quangle Wangle Quee
One of the hats is very small, the other immense
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:29, Reply)
Jimmy hats

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:30, Reply)
Quite

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:32, Reply)
ukelehat?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:33, Reply)
It's more 1/2 size than ukulele

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:34, Reply)
How far back on your head is it?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:36, Reply)
Well that's a bit personal

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:39, Reply)
But it affects the perspective

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:45, Reply)
It sure does

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:46, Reply)
actually it was a banjolele

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:37, Reply)

anjole + umho
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:41, Reply)
alright gonz

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:41, Reply)
bet on the bunny
actually i quite enjoyed bingo. it was fun and it was about £1 a drink. although those old dorises take it really seriously. one old lady got two lines and then a full house, and they were all hissing that she was rude to take all 3 prizes. yeah sure, cos they'd say "ooh no thanks, i've won a tenner already tonight."

way into work: arse-toning trainers. at work: shiny black stilettos.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:33, Reply)
Flange Unchained.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:33, Reply)
fuck off, that was mortifying!
she replied and said, "er dude what's on your mind this morning?" :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:35, Reply)
Morning Swipey
you missed out on PD's meltdown last night
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:44, Reply)
proper meltdown?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:44, Reply)
YEP honda accord meltdown

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:45, Reply)
*logs out to take a gander*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:46, Reply)
He deleted as much as he could

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:47, Reply)
What did I miss?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:07, Reply)
I'm not sure that he had a meltdown.
He objected to some things that Harters said and deleted his posts so that they would be removed.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:04, Reply)
Yeah, I see that
surely any fool no that hoping for sympathy about anything on here is a lost cause these days, I mean, fuck it dead mum.s are a meme. not one I like or engage in but, you'll not see me revealing anything I'm touchy about on here.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:09, Reply)

He was mainly objecting to things Battered said, but yeah
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:15, Reply)
are you two still flirting??
what did i miss?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:16, Reply)
I bet Tarantino would make excellent porn.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:44, Reply)
I doubt it
It would end up being a homage to 70's grumble flicks... Leo Sayer crotchs everywhere
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:50, Reply)
givven a choice between that and the skinny, shaven 'teens' that seem to be in vogue, give me muff every time.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:10, Reply)
Nestle's new marketing slogan really didn't appeal to kids

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:33, Reply)
that would be fatal

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:35, Reply)
It's the old joke
How do you make old women say 'cunt'?

Shout 'Bingo!'
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:53, Reply)
Alt: No tv or internet at my new flat so probably have to have sex :(

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:49, Reply)
When is your girlfriend moving in though?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:53, Reply)
*has palmer sisters for back up*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:54, Reply)
Palmela Handerson

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:55, Reply)
March 9th

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:59, Reply)
I like proper takeaway pizza covered in thick cheese and tomato sauce with loads of meat on
as opposed to those barely topped "artisan" pizzas with asparagus and rocket you get at some places. They're okay on their day but I'd be secretly hankering for some thick bread-like crust and horse pepperoni.

Altalt: DC graffiti trainers
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:50, Reply)
We have a local pizza place that does a meat feast pizza
It even has kebab meat, it's fucking wrong but also NOM
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:53, Reply)
this^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:53, Reply)
I used to get a double cheese burger, with doner and egg on it
Utterly wrong and filthy, but magnificent when you're pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:54, Reply)
That sounds like drunken heaven

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:55, Reply)
It is
The main issue is that you can't eat it on your way home, as it's simply too messy.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:58, Reply)
everything is magnificent when your pissed
That's how Swipey manages to get laid
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:56, Reply)
Double cheese, doner and egg on it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:58, Reply)
*Noshes out*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:20, Reply)
Right I ordered a donner pizza a few months ago
Thinking it'll be just be cheese and chili sauce and fucktons of meat on there

NO

WHAT I GOT WAS COVERED IN FUCKING LETTUCE
LETTUCE MAN
FUCKING LETTUCE
ON A PIZZA
FUCKING LETTUCE MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:56, Reply)
I bet he thought it would be a change from POTATO

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:57, Reply)
Potato's alright on pizza
There's one round here that does a full irish pizza with black pudding, sausage, bacon, tomato and potato on, s'alright
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:00, Reply)
I feel your pain
I hope you firebombed the pizza shop
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:58, Reply)
Can't say, this place is monitored *taps nose*

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:00, Reply)
Lettuce on a pizza?
Wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:59, Reply)
They didn't even do anything with it, just made a kebab with salad and upended it on there
Hideous
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:01, Reply)
Pfft, lettuce. It was probably just pepperoni

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:05, Reply)
Local takeaway to me does an excellent meat feast pizza, it's one of the few times I eat deep pan

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:53, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1857180
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:54, Reply)
I'm not sure that I do engage in any plebeian activities.
Alt: As mentioned in at least two threads that have posed similar questions, I'm going to Whitby for the weekend.
No, I am not a goth.

Alt: A really knackered old pair of Clarks shoes. I need to buy some more.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:01, Reply)
Shits in the bath, shits in the bath
he sits on the bog and shits in the bath
Heeeeee's NAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEERS
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:06, Reply)
Freezes shit, he freezes shit
he freezes shit and fucks himself
heeeeee's KRONNNNNNNLEEEYYYYYYYYY
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:09, Reply)
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIF YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
Like a curry, like it spicy, if you like a chilli or love some beans
If you like your food with some heat then take my advice and
NEVER SIT NEXT DOOR
TO NAKERS
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:10, Reply)
Well done for managing to reply in the righht place
shame it still doesn't scan
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:12, Reply)
I replied to my own post the same time as you posted
and them moved it and howdoyouknowitdoesn'tscanyoudon'tknowwhattuneIwasputtingittoyoudamnedsidearseddouchebag
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:14, Reply)
it won't scan to any tune

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:15, Reply)
YOU DONT KNOW ALL TUNES

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:25, Reply)
do

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:27, Reply)
so did you get your cock wet last night then?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:19, Reply)
yep, he pissed himself on the bus

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:21, Reply)
not again

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:22, Reply)
He's been banned by First group Slough from all their buses

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:25, Reply)
I reckon I've got the option, should I decide to take it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:27, Reply)
Spare me your life stories.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:12, Reply)
alt Daughters birthday
Alt alt fucked up DC skate shoes but they are so comfy I won't bin them

Bartleby gazzed me yesterday to tell me that Monty now owes me £100. What a daft twat he got it backwards, Monty bet £100 he would gaz me, now I have to find £100 for the geriatric cunt and I don't have it.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:12, Reply)
he'll only spend it on noncing gloves

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:14, Reply)
Underage gloves?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:17, Reply)
kid gloves

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:21, Reply)
*golf clap*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:33, Reply)
Monty's a nonce too now?
I'm loosing track
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:21, Reply)
Bartleby

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:21, Reply)
No that's phillejoe
Do try to keep up
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:23, Reply)
I don't owe Bartleby £100

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:24, Reply)
Do you owe me £100?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:27, Reply)
No, I owe you a smack in the head with a broom handle

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:29, Reply)
I enjoy "the football" sometimes
I like the dogs as well, and tenpin bowling. I might as well be called Billy-Bob or sutin.

Alt: work, NCT class, hockey, drinking, rugby, work, buying a new car, drinking, rugby. I suspect

AltAlt: brown nubuck zip-up boots
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:23, Reply)
ten pin bowling is ghastly

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:24, Reply)
Only cos you catch the ball on your sidearse every time and it spoils your aim

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:27, Reply)
He's got a side arse and he runs like a crab
he's Naaaaakerrrrrs
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:29, Reply)
Ten Pin Bowling is great when you are good at it
I used to bowl 200 + or - 10 each game and beat all my mates easily. Then my favourite alley closed down and I didn't bowl for years. Now I am lucky to get 100 because I try and bowl like I used to with loads of hook or spin and throw it down the gutter. I get laughed at for having my own ball because I am so shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:28, Reply)
I went a couple of weeks back, and was fucking awful.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:29, Reply)
Thanks "Jeremy Kyle"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:34, Reply)
Jeremy Kyle is shit at bowling?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:36, Reply)
He is shit at everything

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)
he is shit at beinga human being

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:44, Reply)
There's a solution here, PJ
don't take your own ball along until you're better again.

I got 200 once. Man, that was a good day. Except it was 1992, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:38, Reply)
I once got 110 and got to level 3 of virtua fighter before winning the crsytal maze, good times

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:40, Reply)
I don't even own a 110.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:41, Reply)
I was bowling 3 games a night 5 nights a week when I was good
Now I play about one game a year
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:50, Reply)
It's full of ghastly plebs if you use the big places
There are a few small independent places though that you can keep the riff raff out, and the actual bowling part is quite fun.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:36, Reply)
I think it is probably more the places than the actual act of bowling that I dislike

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:38, Reply)
I'm not surprised.
They're usually chock-full of chav wankers and their kids.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:39, Reply)
the most plebeian thing I can think of that I do, is a day in my pants, drinking beer before noon and ordering take away for lunch.
Alt: work tonight and all day tomorrow, then Sunday watching the rugby with my brother.

Altalt. I'm not wearing any shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:34, Reply)

shoe pant
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:37, Reply)
can you see me?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:39, Reply)
I'm in the bushes outside


wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:41, Reply)
there are no bushes either in front of, or behind my house.
You're stalking the wrong extremely handsome ginger bar manager.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:44, Reply)
is it slippers? is it
Is it slippers you're wearing?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:41, Reply)
I have bare feet.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:44, Reply)
*Imagines a Pig with Bear feet*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:46, Reply)
*big pause*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:54, Reply)
click

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:03, Reply)
WINDOID

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Alright Hatterson.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:11, Reply)
I can confirm that Lemsip Blackcurrant Flavour is pretty tasty

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:52, Reply)

sip bit
BLackcurrant Opik
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:04, Reply)
Alcopops.
Alt: visit the brother in law for lunch, otherwise chill the fuck out with my two best boys.

AltAlt: Lee Cooper converse type
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:53, Reply)
Soz darlin, not free for a pier bash this weekend

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:54, Reply)
Oh, you!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:58, Reply)
Oh me!
I need a cuddle B3th, I feel like death
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:00, Reply)
Hangover or ill?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:03, Reply)
ill, it's just a cold
but I always feel super shit in the days running up to the full snotty event
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:05, Reply)
Bad times man

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:07, Reply)
If it's catching, I don't want it.
Tell auntie b3th wassa matta.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:03, Reply)
*there there*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:04, Reply)
I dun a noo thread

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:07, Reply)

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