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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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what makes you nervous or fearful? do you have any crazy superstitions?

alt: what do you do if you can't sleep? yeah yeah, and after that?

altalt: what word should all non-english speaking people be taught?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:09, 218 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I have a weird superstition about avoiding being the first to respond to a new thread.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:11, Reply)
Ah shit!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:11, Reply)
like being the first person to be buried in a new graveyard?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:25, Reply)
Oh no, I'd be fine with that.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:25, Reply)
hahahahaha
i heard that it was because the devil will take the first soul buried there. so i googled it.

death.findyourfate.com/superstitions-graves.html

this claims that being the first to be buried there is "unlucky". you're fucking DEAD. how much more unlucky can you get?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:28, Reply)
You could be Asian.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:37, Reply)
or muslim and end up with 42 virgins from on here
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:38, Reply)
no greggs hat chat bebbeh

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:39, Reply)
Thta'd be like an eternal version of bursting the foil seal on your coffee jar

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:27, Reply)
are you talking about anal sex?
because it sounds like you are talking about anal sex.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:28, Reply)
*stores euphemism for later use*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:31, Reply)
Nothing specifically makes me nervous
alt: I can always sleep

altalt: gunt
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:15, Reply)
*gunt high-fives*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:18, Reply)
more of a low slap

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:20, Reply)
Alt: I shove her and tell her to stop snoring.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:15, Reply)

er im
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:22, Reply)
He doesn't snore.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:25, Reply)
its not so much a superstition but:
I do greet magpies, its like an automatic response
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:15, Reply)
That is a superstition and we all now know that you are some kind of idiot
hth xx
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:16, Reply)
It does...
thx bbz
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:18, Reply)
Alt:
I used to have bad insomnia, to this end I got a prescription for Nitrazipam which were great after a pint or two.

alt alt Tmesis
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Heights make me nervous
I climbed up the lighthouse down at the coast with the kids and nearly shit myself at the top

Alt:
Think about stuff that needs sorted out

AltAlt:
GUNT
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:18, Reply)
Oh yeah I shit myself dealing with heights
Went up a tower once, only got to the top on me hands and knees. Such a massive pussy, me. Innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:47, Reply)
haha, "lighthouse"
like those are real
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:56, Reply)
im afraid of the dark, generally
Especially now that im babysitting, its in the middle of the woods, creeps me out at night
alt usually toss and turn, weep a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:18, Reply)

now that im babysitting, its in the middle of the woods, creeps me out at night when I'm in a park
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:21, Reply)
don't you like toast?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:24, Reply)
Well I find it preferable to seeing a ghost.
That's the sight I fear the most, you see?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:27, Reply)
oh, life

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:28, Reply)
It's not the dark you are afraid of, it's the murderers, creepy clowns, mutant zombies and milton Keynes rapists hiding IN the dark that scare you.
hth xx
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:21, Reply)
be fair
the dark helps some people get laid
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:24, Reply)
if you taste shit you've gone 1 fold to far

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:26, Reply)

laid raped, mudered, robbed, made into a human handbag
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:30, Reply)
2013 spring/summer's must have accessory

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:33, Reply)
earring made from actual ears!!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:37, Reply)
flesh tunnels made from actual flesh!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:38, Reply)
Heights
Bumrape (lack thereof)
Ballroom competitions
Badmons
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:19, Reply)
*glares*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:21, Reply)
*soils pantaloons*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:22, Reply)
AltAlt: Fellatio
Assuming they're fit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:22, Reply)
how do you expect them to say that with their mouths full?
or are you saying they'd have plenty of room left?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:24, Reply)
I can easily speak whilst flossing

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:25, Reply)
If they can't pass that test
they don't get to live here
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:28, Reply)
I donno if it's a good idea me sayin' on here 'cus people will post pictures of it and I'll never be able to come back.
I can only sleep when I'm not supposed too.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:25, Reply)
Poor Kronely, forever alone aside from the moths in his mind

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:25, Reply)
hahaha i forgot about the Moths

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:26, Reply)
is it cheese

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:28, Reply)
probably Polo mints
or anything else that has a laxative effect
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:29, Reply)
I aint finished yet...
But you could be on to something
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:30, Reply)
is it spiders

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:29, Reply)
is it tramps

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:29, Reply)
is it monkeys

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:29, Reply)
is it gypsy rose lee

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:29, Reply)
is it gifeltefish

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:29, Reply)
is it little ring pulls on cans of Tab

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:30, Reply)
is it fibre

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:30, Reply)
is it having to touch yourself every time you post?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:32, Reply)
leave him alone, he's just pushing the turtle head back in

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:35, Reply)
in that case
yourself cloth
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:37, Reply)
using a compass

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:52, Reply)
i reckon it's CLOWNS

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:40, Reply)
I reckon it's Masons

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:54, Reply)
Burr

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:56, Reply)
altalt: clopper

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:26, Reply)
Fuck this shit.
CP and awaaaaaaay.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:30, Reply)
Crazy superstition I inherited from my mum
"See a penny pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck" only works if the penny is heads up, so if it's tails up I turn it over and leave it for the next person.

I am aware this is weird.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:31, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1877989
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:31, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1838661
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:37, Reply)
if this is bullying I'm going to be upset...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:41, Reply)
DAMN YOU YOU FOPPISH FRENCH FUCK!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:41, Reply)
:D
This is doubly amusing because as you have to copy/paste they don't turn purple to tell you they've been clicked on already.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:45, Reply)
imma not clickin dis
but imma hopin it's i love burgers
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:48, Reply)
That's way beyond Nakers' IT knowledge level anyway

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:48, Reply)
I've made a note of the post number

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:50, Reply)
Good job there haven't been loads of people calling you names then!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:51, Reply)
where?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:52, Reply)
nothing, no, get out of bed and have a cup of coffee, shitcunt

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:33, Reply)
next thread please

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:35, Reply)
get the parrot to do one

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:40, Reply)
he's busy chewing a plastic bottle top to shreds

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:45, Reply)
POIDH

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:47, Reply)
OK

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:48, Reply)
Why don't you shit down into your coffee?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:35, Reply)
d00d
srsly
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:46, Reply)
I'm frightened of breasts

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:33, Reply)
Alt: shout out 'oi, stop pissing on the floor you fucking savage'
Altalt: DEPORTATION
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:38, Reply)
altalt: BENEFITS

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:39, Reply)
I am in SUCH a good mood Lighty.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:50, Reply)
I ate too much cake and now feel a bit sick :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:55, Reply)
\o/
Good-oh.

I do fancy trying those burgers at the Sebright Arms at some point very soon.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:56, Reply)
You all know I'm afraid of moths and butterflies
but that also extends to all manner of flying insects. Even the tiny little wee ones. I'm pathetic.

I don't walk on clusters of three drains, despite drains being utterly incapable of affecting my fortune.

alt: drink until i pass out

atalt: ballbag
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:39, Reply)
what about greenfly?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:40, Reply)
ok, I'm not THAT pathetic.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:45, Reply)
what about waking up to find 100 greenflies all crawling on your face and stuck in your beard?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:47, Reply)
+ anal

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:49, Reply)
oh man, those anal greenfly are so delightfully itchy

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:50, Reply)
After that, I'd probably find them scary.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:52, Reply)
I know someone who woke up with a MASSIVE cockroach on his face...he screamed like a little girl

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:53, Reply)
strikethrough roach
lulz
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:54, Reply)
i knew someone who when at the school before the one we were at woke up because a strange boy was pushing his penis in the chaps ear.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:56, Reply)
I am also aware of this story
it wasnt a school in essex was it?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:57, Reply)
Nah, prep school in Oxford. The victim moved onto the same public school as me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:59, Reply)
why did you do that?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:57, Reply)
if you had a penis you've put it in all sorts of things

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:59, Reply)
BEING ALIVE
alt: I usually get angry at not being able to sleep which stops me from sleeping so I get up and do something else

altalt: GUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:46, Reply)
yes but what else?
WHAT ELSE? WE NEED TO KNOW, WHAT IS THIS BIG SECRET THING YOU DO IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:48, Reply)
Dunno anyfink innit

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:49, Reply)
why won't you come clean about this?
what are you hiding from us?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:49, Reply)
I'm really not sure about this guy, your highness.
He's up to something
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:51, Reply)
he's being properly fucking evasive about it

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:51, Reply)
look I don't appreciate this prying into my secret business
I don't ask you about your budgie do I?
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:52, Reply)
blue crowned conure

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:53, Reply)
aratinga acuticaudata

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:54, Reply)
psatticus imaginarius

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:56, Reply)
oh yeah, right, the imaginary parrot thing, are we still doing that?
yeah

ok then

...

yeah, soz, don't know where to take that joke

other than behind a barn with a shotgun
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:58, Reply)
if anyone has any suggestions on how to make that joke funny again then I'd love to hear them though

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:03, Reply)
you could always staple your cock a few times and then post pictures of that instead?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:06, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6RLuUnRbIM
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:13, Reply)
real or imaginary that shit is cute
i saw no staples though
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:23, Reply)
you did see a cock though
a big green one
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:30, Reply)
oh yeah
i liked that video
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:31, Reply)
Momo is the best bird
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-gG1jBsIwI
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:49, Reply)
the innocent have nothing to fear
and all Momo facts are fully disclosed under the freedom of information act
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:53, Reply)
Alright fine
I get up and watch telly usually or read a book
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:56, Reply)
HAPPY NOW?
MY SECRET SHAME, EXPOSED
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:56, Reply)
well ok then

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:56, Reply)
which book?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:57, Reply)
Reading Rebus books at the moment
Just finished Mortal Causes
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:58, Reply)
yeah, I don't care, soz

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:59, Reply)
You're my favourite

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:00, Reply)
yeah, I don't care, soz

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:04, Reply)
Mwah xxx

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:05, Reply)
I don't think this is the full story.
There's something you're not telling us.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:00, Reply)
There's loads I'm not telling you shower
International man of mystery innit
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:01, Reply)
you just called theoban a wanker
we all saw it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:49, Reply)
wanker

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:49, Reply)
don't call me a wanker swipe lady
I ehn't done owt to you
Don't start all bullying on me just cos you a high powered lawyer and I'm a pillock on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:00, Reply)
I'm starting to wonder whether the REAL wanker here is Swipe herself.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:03, Reply)
Ol Lady Onan herself?
No way, can't be
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:04, Reply)
Onan the Bra-barian MORE LIKE!!!!! GEDDIT?????

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:07, Reply)
i've had worse

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:05, Reply)
sorry
i just wanted to fit in with the cool kidz
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:04, Reply)
Actually the only thing i really make me nervous is something happening to baby badmons

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:03, Reply)
why, in case they blame you for smothering it?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:05, Reply)
This is about Al's level of humour, I can only assume that you are therefore a fat, bald cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:07, Reply)
whoa
fat and bald is one thing. but comparing me to AL??

too far man. too far.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:07, Reply)
soz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:09, Reply)
that's ok
i'll defend you when they haul you away for smothering it with your anal beard of love
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:10, Reply)
I take that back i'm not sorry at all you horrid little Al-a-like

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:11, Reply)
:))))))))))))

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:11, Reply)
I just spoke to my kid and I am over the pissing moon about it.
/life story
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:06, Reply)
:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:07, Reply)
She's as excited as me about Sunday
CHRISTMAS IS BACK ON WOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:08, Reply)
i wish i could have Christmas in march

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:09, Reply)
You can.
No one is keeping your kid from you.
Have Christmas three times a week, if you want.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:21, Reply)
good
and the fucking evil bitch will see how excited she is. maybe she will learn that her child is a person with her own loves and life, NOT A PAWN.

sorry, the last bit was shouted by the pig that just flew past...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:11, Reply)
Probably a good job you don't do family law eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:13, Reply)
i am not known for my sympathy

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:21, Reply)
There's something really fucking weird going on.
I've had two rational, logical emails from her today - I think someone's had a fucking word and in some crazy twist of fate she's listened.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:14, Reply)
Yeah, i threatened to pound her stupid face in
no one fucks with friends of Badmons Dukaz!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:16, Reply)
YESSSSSS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:17, Reply)

threatened to pound her stupid face in am a bent spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:18, Reply)
Maybe her solicitor's said to her
"You've been going through lawyers like jamrags. This is because you're onto a loser. You are not looking sane. If you carry on like this you will lose your child."

We can but hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:17, Reply)

said to her
"You've been going through lawyers like jamrags. This is because you're onto a loser. You are not looking sane. If you carry on like this you will lose your child."

We can but hope. written them for her
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:21, Reply)
Oh right, yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:24, Reply)
Hmmmm

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:33, Reply)
i would say it's 90% likely!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:34, Reply)
I know her BF has a barrister mate, possibly they've had a hand in it.
The thing is the emails are really personal, they read like her own words which the letters she's been sending to my solicitor have not.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:36, Reply)
Possibly on some new medication.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:37, Reply)
i do that all the time
client writes it, i then rewrite it, so that it doesn't sound legalistic, but has been pruned!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:39, Reply)
The way it reads to me, there's been a major reality hit home.
I might be wrong - maybe it's just my kid saying she misses me - but I think it's dawned on her that she's about to look like a massive cunt in front of a court. I am still extremely suspicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:50, Reply)
Good stuff
I picked the offspring up from nursery yesterday and when she saw me squealed with excitement and ran full pace across the room with her arms in the air for a hug.

best part of my day :)
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:08, Reply)
it's exactly how i pictured you in the office with the cake earlier

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:11, Reply)
There isn't a feeling like it in the world.

Except maybe when you complete a dangerwank in the cafe in Ikea, Edmonton.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:12, Reply)
I know, i loves it I do

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:15, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1869971
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:15, Reply)
this is a different link...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:16, Reply)
Fantastic innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:14, Reply)
Fearful: not having any money. Something bad happening to my daughter
Altalt: Shed.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:07, Reply)
Are you putting money ahead of your daughter?
for shame Battered, for shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:10, Reply)
Oops. Nope. Reads like that though!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:11, Reply)
Interesting
www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/booknews/9883106/Museums-hidden-treasures.html
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:13, Reply)
Dear Diary,
Today I learned that the word "interesting" can also mean "shit boring", imagine my surprise!
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:20, Reply)
I didn't know you had a blog diary
no wait, yeah I do, it's full of mental
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:21, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1864992
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:22, Reply)
I'm not clicking these any more

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:24, Reply)
You should click that one though.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:26, Reply)
are you saying I'm Frank?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:26, Reply)
you Kroney, whomever

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:28, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1869971
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:30, Reply)
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:30, Reply)
lololol

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:35, Reply)
if you don't stop bullying nakers
i'll post a moth grot shot
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:39, Reply)
Post one anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:40, Reply)
Haha look at Nakers
having to get a girl to fight his battles for him. What a poofter.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:41, Reply)
YEAH!
Are you charging me for this?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:44, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:26, Reply)
no.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:28, Reply)
altalt
'sorry'

it's the word the english are most famous for
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:18, Reply)
Not in India it's not - that's 'Amritsar'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:18, Reply)
I did a home time thread

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:45, Reply)

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