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Morning FucktardsTime to get angry at the internet; this is supposed to be the ultimate Bacon butty
metro.co.uk/2013/03/12/saving-your-bacon-how-to-make-the-ultimate-butty-3535890/
Like hell it is, what is the ultimate Bacon sandwich? Insert alternative sandwich for
Alt: Boris wants to be PM What do you think about that?
Alt:Alt: I’ve got a feeling today is going to be great, what are you feeling*?
*Awaits a flood of YM gags
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:21,
275 replies,
latest was 12 years ago)
The ultimate Bacon sandwich needs melted cheese English mustard & HP sauce(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:24,
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Cheese in a bacon sandwich? You fucking homo.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:39,
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Cheese and bacon are known to be awful bedfellows(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:41,
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Fatties add cheese to everything they eat.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:42,
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Should be made with smoked bacon.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:25,
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Agreed(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:25,
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I like my bacon sarnies completely plainNo ketchup, no butter, nuffink. HTH x
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:30,
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You're so Vanilla Twoey
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:34,
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I've tried it with all sortsBut I always go back to plain. And shit loads of smoked bacon, of course.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:36,
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OF COURSEIt would be rude not to
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:37,
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Smoked fish may work instead as an alternative
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:33,
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WTN(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:35,
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I rowed across the Atlantic,, what have you ever done?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:36,
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I won the Weakest Linkand I kept my clothes on the whole time I was in a small boat with another man
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YM \o/(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:37,
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Bacon? Stick it up your craphole Boris would get it
Mad busy followed by pub quiz. Meh, 6/10 is prediction. (for day. Clearly quiz we will be getting 10/10)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:35,
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I added a bit for you leaf nibblers :((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:36,
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White bloomer bread very light toastedButter, smoked back bacon fried, ketchup, fried egg, pepper
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:35,
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So almost the same but Smoked Bacon?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:36,
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I dunno I didn't read the articleI'd happily have some mustard and maybe some tomatoe and mushrooms as well
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:37,
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Mushrooms are also an excellent addition.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:37,
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Mrs Fogle is making lasagne tonight, and she makes a good oneBut, it's not as good as mine which leaves me with a dilemma. Do I try and intervene?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:38,
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Don't say anything.Just hover behind her as she prepares it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:41,
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Plus you can feel them up as their hands are occupied**may not be the best plan if one of their hands contains a knife.
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It's important to keep her amused by making the "honk honk" noise as you grope her boobs(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:51, Reply)
and occasionally suck air in through your teeth when she does something wrongbut then when she asks what iti is say, "nothing, nothing, you go on, you do it your way"
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:03,
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I favour unsmoked bacon.I think bacon is one of the only savoury foods not to be improved by the smoking process
/shocking
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:57,
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Bacon, sausage, egg. On a barm. No sauce. alt: Wouldn't be any worse than the smarmy toff we have now.
altalt: bored.
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What's with all the anti sauce?Too dry without some catsup
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:39,
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Ketchup is the condiment of choice for people who don't like how their food tastesand think everything should taste of tomatoes.
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No, he's spot on thereYou're wronger than Bartleby showing up at an Infant School nativity with a box of Kleenex
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Oh yeah, I forgot you're a grotty northern(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:48,
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You soft southern shites are fucking weaned on ketchupOne nipple dispensing tomatoey wrongness, the other hollandaise sauce
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Hollandaise is the god of saucesI will also accept bernaise as an answer
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:54,
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On a bacon sandwich?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:05,
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He he(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:47,
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Mayonnaise is acceptable only in conjunction with ketchup and or mustard(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:50,
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A full breakfast sandwich is acceptableAs long as it is on substantial bread such as Ciabatta
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:46,
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He he Needs MOAR Ham
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:58,
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Mmmwww.quorn.co.uk/products/78/bacon-style-slices
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:38,
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Not as bad as you'd thinkmainly cos I haven't gone full veggie yet and am still eating fish. Giving that up is going to be a bastard
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something is in the way of the justification for veggies eating fish.And damn you Tangles, that Warpaint song is earworming me.
Undertow, not Billie Holiday.
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Why does bacon cooked on a hot plate in a cafe always taste best?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:42,
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AltAlt: my fucking shoulderHardly slept last night as ever time I shifted in my sleep a jolt of pain woke me up. And there's FUCK ALL I can do about it. Except grumble.
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If I had to share a bed with me at the minute I'd fucking batter me tooall that whimpering, I sound like a puppy with a broken leg
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You were dreaming of Battered you say?Oh dear.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:55,
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Abuse of my image rights Payment required.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:56,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:54,
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Well most recently I fell off a fucking segwaybut it's been bugging me for months, I think I've strained a muscle practising lifts, and not given it chance to heal. It's making me short-tempered enough to go on a murderous rampage whilst also robbing me of the capability to carry it out.
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How'd you fall off a Segway?What were you even doing on a Segway?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:57,
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Getaway vehicle after robbing a bank in TOONTOWN
I fell off by stupidly removing my foot from the platform in a moment of panic
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DayumYou have to practise lifts? Surely you just get in, and select the floor you want. Not that hard really.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:59,
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TemptingCan't get a doctor's appointment for a week so have run it by a friend who'll be qualified in a few months. Her advice is to stop picking up cheerleaders/the missus and twirling them around my head.
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I doubt he'll even win the election to leader of the conservative party.(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:57, Reply)
Course he won'tThe grass roots supporters always want someone to the far right of the party.
That's why they can't stand Cameron.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:59,
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That's David 'elected leader of the Conservative Party' Cameron?That guy?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:14,
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Yeah, but he pitched himself as further to the right than he is currently acting.(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:22, Reply)
Depends entirely on the next electionI don't think he's well-respected enough within the party to win unless they get wiped out in 2015 and decide they have to "go nuclear"
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Morning allI am in the office at FIVE TO NINE. That never happens.
Bacon sandwich - white bread (untoasted), bacon fried until it's only a little pink but still bendy, brown sauce. All else is frippery (although an egg fried in the bacon fat is a serious addition).
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:01,
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Ok, I know you all value and respect my opinion on food matters, so I'll tell you the correct answer.Brown bread, lightly toasted; mayonnaise, sliced tomatoes, lettuce, some kind of fake meat substitute, ketchup, Encona Hot Pepper sauce.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:06,
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I love Encona(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:08,
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Cor, I'd like to make an impression on her ifyouknowwhatimean(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:11,
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Not only do I know what you meanBut I concur most heartily. Also, I'd like to stick it between her tits.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:14,
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bacon?Now THATS a bacon sandwich.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:16,
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You'd like to press against her on the Tube so your keys dig into the small of her backleaving a red indented mark that fades after thirty minutes or so?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:15,
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Stop it, I'm at work you know.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:18,
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She wanked off a pig live on TV.classy.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:14,
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Gonz dream girl(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:30,
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In October 2004, she appeared on the reality television programme The Farm, a Channel 5 version of the RTE show Celebrity Farm, in the course of which she masturbated a boar to collect its semen.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:14,
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Ewwwwwww (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:13,
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Since several people mentioned mustardand having a canteen onsite, I have just got myself a bacon sandwich with brown sauce and english mustard.
Those people are WRONG.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:13,
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Brown sauce and mustard is an excellent combination.But it's for sausages.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:14,
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Sausages are one area of meat I don't miss at allmainly thanks to the wonderful people at Cauldron. In fact I haven't missed sausages for years
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i heard you never miss an opportunity to gobble on a sausage(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:17,
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I have to say I'm not sure where you got that notion fromI've never been especially fond of sausages, they're not even especially quick to cook and... oh I SEE you're making a gay pun aren't you? Oh very well done, that was so clever! Did you think that up all by yourself? Did you? Who's a clever boy then? *ruffles hair*
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oh you*punches jovially but firmly on shoulder*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:19,
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Ah, the old weak spotOf course, my shoulder will heal, but you'll still be a bent spastic
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You get what you pay for when it comes to Sausagesmy local butchers does an excellent chilli sausage
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:18,
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Good sausages are one of life's greatest pleasures(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:24,
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Morning Darth(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:25,
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Notice how I've made your morning easier by wading in with my opinion on sausages early doors, allowing Nakers to get his abysmal gay jokes out of his system and paving the way for cock-free sausage discussion.
You're welcome.
EDIT: Didn't think anyone else would stoop so low. My excitement, not for the first time this morning, was premature.
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He He(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:30,
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I'm planning on making a wild boar sausage toad-in-the-hole on Easter Sunday(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:40,
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i have got myself a bacon bagle with KETCHUP(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:16,
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is that like a bagel?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:32,
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Needs melted Cheese (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:16,
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I went into my loft last night.I found two porn mags. One 40 and up the other 60 and up.
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Which one did you prefer?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:15,
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I didn't look at either. My girlfriend laughed so hard she hit her head on a cupboard.
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Terrible domestic abuse.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:33,
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How long did it take you to remember that's where you'd put them?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:17,
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I remember a magazine back in the daynamed "Grannies with Fannies"
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:22,
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Inorite?Grannies withOUT fannies would be more....I want to say impressive, but I don't think that's the right word.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:24,
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www.loveyoubunches.net/Toys-Games/BarbieHappyFamily.jpg
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:27,
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the thing is many poeple here are (almost) 40 so for them it's not really a stretch
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:29,
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Ronnie Ancona is 44 and she seems quite popular.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:36,
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there are plenty of hot women in their forties(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:42,
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The one you didn't look at?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:12,
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Smoked bacon done until crispy fatShite white bread with lots of butter
Tomato sauce
Alt:
Bring it on. Lolotics got real
AltAlt:
I am getting my bathroom plumbing sorted (euphamism alert) today and have this afternoon off to paint bedrooms. This is a good thing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:22,
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P.S.YM gags every time I go in up to the hilt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:22,
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He he ............Heywaitaminute :((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:23,
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Good news everyoneCharles Tyrwhitt are doing their 3 Polo shirts for £65 deal!
Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:26,
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You're going to 'pop' down there asap, right?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:27,
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as soon as I've finished painting this octopus with my own blood(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:28,
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You know what I like?When people say "ay-sap" or "ASAFP". Those guys are seriously witty.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:32,
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I'm going to court controversy once again herebut I like thick-cut unsmoked streaky bacon best, and I like it well done. But most shocking of all, I am not that fussed about bacon sandwiches at all. Sorry internet fatties. I'm not actually much of fan of any sandwiches.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:27,
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Toasties are nice,but cold sandwiches are one of the world's most depressing lunch prospects going.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:44,
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Same with YM. She prefers a badly packed kebab.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:28,
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+ looking like it's been dropped on a barbers floor.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:35,
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You know what? It doesn't matterYou're still a lovely guy™
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:30,
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Poor Montswill never get over the stale bread incident
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:35,
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FUCK YOU, JOHN SAINSBURY - FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:43,
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I made the ragout from this recipe last night.www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2013/mar/16/nigel-slater-beef-recipes?INTCMP=SRCH
It was amazing, I suggest you all kill yourself, and if that's not sometihng you want to do try it yourself.
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That actually looks quite nice(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:37,
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I have some beef shin in teh freezerI'm planning on making a beef bourginon with it
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Nigel Slater's recipes are greatbut he's a horrific bender and a dismal TV presenter.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:46,
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"..... it's...... magical. ..... jammy bits..... crunchy bits..... Childhood dreams and sweatshops.......and you know what? It's OK to have an adventure."(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:54,
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He's got serious issues stemming from his childhood hasn't he?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:03,
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If it's just bacon, then toasted white bread and brown sauce is how you want it.However, if it's a breakfast sandwich then it should be sausage, bacon and egg. I genuinely don't mind if it's smoked or unsmoked bacon though.
Alt: As long as he continues chasing people with iron bars, I don't really mind.
AltAlt: Today is fucking shit.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:33,
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i had to call a company in skelmsdale yesterday, i thought of you(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:36,
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Fun!How hard were they to understand?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:41,
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no one answered, i assumed they had been firebombed(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:43,
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like a scraping the turds out of raw sewage(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:44,
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who the devil are you?is it wilf again? although you sound like nakers.
you are definitely nakers.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:46,
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Haven't you seen Monty giving Nakers the Ben Fogle abuse for the past week or so?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:50,
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no pictures on my profileonly loltsastic stories
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:53,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:54,
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Not really, the town has been there since at least 1086It was rebranded as a new town in the 60s though.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:46,
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wanna see the worst spam ever?Hi there,
How are you doing?
I'm pleased to share my good experience with you...:)
I've bought an iPad mini for myself last week!!lol
It's amazing, even beyond my imagination!!
This is the shop i got the iPad mini: tell them you heard the news from me, they may offer you free shipping or some discounts for sure. lol
And i watched the movie The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, I really love this movie, I expect when the next one will be shown lol
Next month i will do some trip to the country side.
Best regards.
Sincerely Yours: (my secretary's name)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:37,
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she has never said the word LOL in her life, i can guarantee thatnor does she sign her emails Initial.Surname instead of just her name...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:44,
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You know something that e-mail may not have been from her
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:45,
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don't be ridiculousaliens drugged her and made her type it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:46,
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Thanks god for that otherwise my mum emailed me about viagra the other week(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:46,
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Nope, That one was from your mum(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:47,
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it was embarrassing when i couldn't get it up for her(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:49,
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Damn them floppy collarsDamn them to hell
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:53,
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6:30 by the sound of it(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:07,
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You need to sack your IT people.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:51,
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Hook a brother up yo' dawg' !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:01,
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Woah thereDon't knock doing some trip to the countryside until YOU'VE done some trip to the countryside.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:38,
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'Next month i will do some trip Best regards.
Sincerely Yours: Ben Fogle'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:56,
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I'm gonna throw a curveball here and say the best bacon sandwich has mayo and avacardo.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:50,
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Also I read "just use your common sense and don’t eat ""just use your gammon sense and don’t eat "
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:50,
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Shut up, you're dead to me, this is the first time I've ever seen you post, but you, my friend, have just made an enemy for life.Nah', only kiddin', you're intitled to a wrong opinion.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:52,
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They need to be ripe, it's like eating solidifide cream.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:58,
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there's about 300 calories in an avocadofuck that, if i'm going to eat 300 calories, it's going to be fucking chocolate.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:58,
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It's the good kind though isn't it? like no trans-fats or whatever.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:59,
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it's still a waste of caloriesfruit should be negative calories to thank you for eating it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:08,
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Hasn't calorie counting been widely disregarded as 'fucking stupid' now?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:02,
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sort ofif you live by it without looking at what's in the calories then fuck yes. 1000 calories of mars bar is fucking thick. but as a general rough guide to how much you're eating, it's always going to make sense.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:07,
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Well I would say that, generally speaking, eating avocados would be a good thing as part of a healthy balanced diet.One a day would be more conducive to working, resting and playing than a Mars bar.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:10,
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the problem isthat mars bars are tastier than avocados. stupid chocolate.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:12,
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i heard rumours that you were a wrong'un but i didn't realise it went this deep
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:57,
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What's not to like?Except for people that don't like bananas or avacados.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:00,
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avocado is rankeven guacamole must be kept far away from nachos
bananas are good though, you can have that one
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:03,
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hold up now what the hell?Have you ever tried filling the stone-hole with a strong vinegar and then sprinkling some salt? That works well.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:58,
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I haven't, but I willWant something very unusual, sprinkle some balsamic vinegar and black pepper on a strawberry....go on, give it a go.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:59,
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I know that one very well =)I don't like the black pepper side of things behind it though.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:01,
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oh yeah red fruit and balsamic are great together(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:01,
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They sure areYou know what else goes together well? Fish and chips.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:03,
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Did you get this idea from Annabel Karmel's cook book for weaning?Both my kids fucking loved avocado with banana.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:05,
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So did mine!Hmm...maybe. Having two kids only a year apart tends to turn your brain to mush after a while.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:06,
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There are six years between my two and my brain is pretty mushy and all.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:07,
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HahaOne of our friends was bitching about someone they know that had two babies really close together "I mean, who gets pregnant while they're looking after a baby??"
My missus piped up "Erm....me?"
Awkward....
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:08,
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there is something to be said for cracking on(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:10,
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We wanted two, and didn't see the point in waiting Apart from anything else, Mrs Hats wants to go back to work at some point.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:11,
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It was tough to start withbut now they hang out together, it's great.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:12,
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Pros and cons either way.You took the pain in one hit.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:13,
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imma throw it back at you and ask what do jewish people know about good bacon?about as much as we veggies, i'd wager...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:53,
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You won't find a real jew who doens't absolutly love a bacon'n'egg bagel.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:57,
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we have a bible in the office for swearsi will check genesis and report back
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:57,
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We wouldn't have demanded that Pharos Let Our People Go if we got a good bacon sarney for breakfast.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:59,
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you should so write the book of gonzit would be a refreshing change to slip it in right at the end of the old testament, just before jesus came along. mix that shit right up.
and the ten commandments:
thou shalt eat bacon
thou shalt shag thy neighbour's wife
and his hot daughter
etc
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:05,
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