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woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:36,
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alright.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:38,
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alright
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woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:40,
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alright
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:00,
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How many of these have you disgusting fatties eaten?
www.barelyedible.co.uk/
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:38,
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alright
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woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:40,
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alright
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:40,
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None. Thankfully.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:42,
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grim, grim, grim
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:45,
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fucking hell frozen cheesy chips,
at least the other things have a chance of being edible but frozen fucking cheesy chips wtf
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:56,
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I'd well eat frozen cheesy chips
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:20,
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yeh i mean obviously so would i
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:34,
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Brains Faggots are lovely
I have them quite often.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:07,
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There's a strikethrough there somewhere but I'm buggered if I can find it
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:21,
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You know what, I think you're right
I'll think on that for a bit
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:24,
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I don't want you to lose focus on your football joke, Tee Aitch
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:26,
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Oh, lord no
Priorities
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:40,
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You know what TH?
I'm going to have them for dinner this evening. Or "tea" since they're a bit Northern.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:32,
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YES
I've got some in the freezer actually...I'M HAVING MINE TOMORROW!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:40,
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None, surprisingly
Then again, my return to eating the processed shit I've been on recently has also led to my feeling sick most of the time. Realised that I felt better over the weekend, when I was eating proper fodo. Felt a bit unwell again this morning, had a salad for lunch, felt better afterwards.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:09,
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I've eaten the microwave sausages
They were pretty much as described. I didn't do it again, and this is coming from someone who has purchased more than one Rustlers.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:29,
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alright focotow
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:39,
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alright
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woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:40,
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yer
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:40,
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alright
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woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:40,
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Nope.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:42,
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not alright
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woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:43,
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Awww, whaddamadder Chompy?
*tickles under chin*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:43,
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Cripplingly bored at work.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:44,
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I hear ya bro
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:47,
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what's up big guy?
Wrong tv again? it's the wrong tv again isn't it?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:44,
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Nope, I have a choice at work of either pissing off a dozen people who I don't activly dislike by making a formal complaint to directors
or rolling over and letting them get away with fucking me over.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:47,
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you should the last thing definately
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:48,
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depends what they did, innit.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:08,
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Formally put me at risk of redundancy when other people doing the same job on different contracts were slot ins.
Then I pointed it out and they backed down quickly. Didn't publish my role in any of the official documentation for the consultation. got told repeatedly I wasn't going to be made redundant and that they couldn't look into my case until the letter arrived.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:16,
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I can help
https://www.dwpe-services.direct.gov.uk/portal/page/portal/jsaol/lp
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 17:05,
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I just passed a stool so compact and massive it was like being bummed by an enormous coon.
Just sayin'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:44,
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Haha
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:45,
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I like this
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woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:45,
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I assume you mean massive as in that a great mass
not it was massive in size?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:45,
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It was like a fuckin' caber
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:48,
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I passed one the size and shape of a Red Bull can once.
Afterwards I had to have a lie down.
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Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:49,
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that's not that big...a 500ml can of K cider, now you're talking
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:50,
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It's when it's the size of a Watney's Party 7 that it's time to seek medical help
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:51,
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:O
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:52,
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wow that's..retro
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:54,
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That's me!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:54,
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a 500ml can of K cider a Watney's party 7
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:52,
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*shakes hands*
I have washed them, don't worry.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:54,
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Well you'd know.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:49,
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AHAHAHA I HAD NO IDEA SOMEONE WOULD BE SO WITTY AS TO POST THIS!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:50,
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Consider yourself very lucky.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:52,
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Oh gosh I truly do.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:54,
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Are we still drinking with Winders on Thursday?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:54,
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Who knows, with that boy?
He changes his mind more often than I change my underpants*
*ONCE A WEEK!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:55,
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Hope this helps:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1919270
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:02,
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Want a beer and that superb LP then, or is it a flying visit?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:04,
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I would love to, unfortunately I'm travelling with my boss.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:08,
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You are 'Little Steven' AICMFP
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:31,
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Tell him you're just nipping to the loo
then join us for a couple and nip back. If he looks quizzical at the length of time you've taken, just say "I'd leave it a few minutes if I was you."
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:34,
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Speaking as a vegetarian, I have absolutely no idea what you are on about.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:52,
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Since my brother switched to Guinness about ten years ago, he claims never to have had a single solid shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:57,
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Solid
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:17,
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pics or it didn't happen
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:36,
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Edgy.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:49,
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alright
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:47,
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alright
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woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:52,
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alright
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:53,
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SP
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:57,
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SP
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:16,
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It's quite a sad indictment on this place
when it takes one of Monty's bowel movements to save a thread
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:55,
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i think we're all just happy things have calmed down a little bit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:56,
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Shit thread innit.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:57,
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Quite literally
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:00,
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Well really.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:57,
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The only reason I come here at all
is just in case someone talks about Monty's aperture.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:02,
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You are right to do so.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:04,
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The wider the aperture, the quicker the shutter speed.
I bet Monty's is clicking like an octopus' beak.
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Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:06,
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SHITTER SPEED MORE LIKE!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:07,
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Say cheese!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:08,
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That
is a delightful analogy.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:08,
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I am well good with words and that, innit.
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Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:16,
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ANAL LOGGY MORE LIKE!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:30,
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So are we off down the juicer on Thursday, or what?
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Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:31,
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Looking like it eh
Dunno which one though. I'm keen to show young Windolene a good juicer.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:32,
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Show him a shit one to make him feel better about his.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:33,
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According to mongy it has LED lights :o(
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:35,
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As long as it doesn't have a dead dude in the shitter, I reckon he'll be alright.
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Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:33,
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Hard to sink lower than that
We could take him to The Castle I suppose, that might do it.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:35,
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on Commercial Rd?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:38,
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That's the one

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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:42,
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I like that pub
The local 'characters' make for a 'lively' evening. There used to be a drugs shop next door in one of the flats. Steel shutters, security guards, Lithuanians etc.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:44,
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I've drunk in there a few times
mostly while making my way home utterly shitfaced already. Place never shuts and it serves Sagres.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:45,
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I think we should go there.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:47,
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Suits me
two minute walk back to the flat \o/
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:53,
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I bet you fall asleep on the last walk home and wake up in Cockfosters
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:55,
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What's the wine list like?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:49,
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Extensive:
'Red', 'white' and 'ginger'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:51,
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also "barley"
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:51,
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oh and 'fortified'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 17:03,
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You'll have to ask yourself
as being glassed doesn't appeal to me.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:51,
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it sounds like a delightful establishment
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:52,
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is that the one where del falls through the bar?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 17:04,
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I can do tomorrow or the 11th of April
hth xx
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:35,
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You're like the Scarlet Pimpernel.
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Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:36,
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in what way?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:38,
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They seek him here, they seek him there etc
Difficult to pin down.
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Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:38,
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Didn't realise Cavey wrote The Scarlet Pimpernel.
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Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:40,
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lol
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:40,
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lols
is he the ome who sneaks into womens bedrooms and fingers them/
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:40,
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Look at that epic Fogesy collar!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:42,
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he is my muse
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:44,
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He is your tedious modern-day prog rock band?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:45,
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Yes.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:47,
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this is very witty ^
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:48,
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11th is prolly better tbh
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:41,
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TOMORROW IT IS
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:42,
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your words are like a poison tipped dagger in my heart
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:44,
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Because a dagger in the heart just isn't fatal enough
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:46,
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Not for Fogesy it's not
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:46,
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How did I get in to this?
Incidentally I can do tomorrow and as Winders is now not coming that might be better...
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:58,
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alright cowfoot
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:16,
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:'(
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:30,
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It's ok The Doveston, I'll alright you if you like.
alright The Doveston
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:30,
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It's just not the same.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:31,
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No
Poor The Doveston.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:32,
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leave my son alone he dont need you
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:36,
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Watch him, I reckon he's a nonce
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:46,
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i need to protect dovers from nonces
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:48,
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He's a good looking lad, your Dovesy.
These predatory nonces'd be all over him. It makes me fucking sick is what it does.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:52,
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i know i just want to preserve his innocence until he's old enough to get a real sugar daddy
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:55,
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That's good to know. Decent parenting - a rare thing in these times.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 17:10,
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woah check 'em
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:43,
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Three days on the drink/drugs has killed me.
I felt fine and once I hit work I have overwhelming tiredness.
Maybe I have allergies.
I'd go on the dole but that's a bit shit now.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:37,
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I'm in the pub.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:52,
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back for 2 days after not seeing your family for weeks and you are in the pub already
*shakes head*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 17:01,
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the missus refused to put on a Polish accent
and call him "Mr Battered" while he did her up the shitter. It juast wasn't the same.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 17:03,
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Must... Not... Click...
Dammit. Failed.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 17:04,
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*airpunch*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 17:04,
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I have to confess I had no such qualms and clicked with gusto
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 17:08,
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i dont get it
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 17:58,
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I've spent the afternoon looking after micro. Mrs has taken her to a song class, so I am having an hour off.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 17:03,
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You don't have to explain yourself me to Bats
you only have to explain yourself to Jesus
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 17:05,
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and the Polish police
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 17:08,
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"Good Evening battered, my name is Mr. Sheen. I'd like to ask you a few questions"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 17:10,
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*chortle*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 17:12,
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+ again.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 17:11,
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