What's your favourite newspaper and why?
Mine the guardian, because it's right.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:59, 157 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Or the Huffington Post because Friz is in it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:00, Reply)

I used to like the one that chips came in

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:00, Reply)

clickin' 'dis

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)

I think they have all fucked off Chompy
Now is our time to talk about highend gaming
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:02, Reply)

Did you know that Lucas Arts has gone bust or some shit like that

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:03, Reply)

Yeah, they've not done anything good for years though so I don't care.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Didn't they make Kroney have a bad back or something

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:06, Reply)

That was some other bunch of cunts.
EA.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)

I fucking hate EA the greedy blood sucking bastards
Edit: What game was it?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Star Wars: The Old Republic.

( Kroney, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:19, Reply)

Is that only available on the PC?
I haven't bought a new game for years
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:27, Reply)

were there a lot of those blue girls with the nobs for hair in it or something?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:50, Reply)

I've been playing StarCraft 2 competitivley.
I'm silver league which is pro as heck.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:03, Reply)

Some cunts on Battlefield 1943 have this cheat in air supremacy
where they keep changing your veiw from inside to outside your cockpit, sometimes you even bail out it is well annoying
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:05, Reply)

I'm shit at those sort of games.
So I therefore think they're all shit.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)

You fly a plane and shoot down people, I love games like that
Especially when you can hear the American cunts on their Mics, and then you hear them saying "Ohhhhhh Man *yourname* got me again" It's well funny
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:12, Reply)

how does that work then?
Is it points based? Do they average out your score on playing time and BMI?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)

It works like Conkers... well not really
If you lose you keep the same "score" if you win you get points based on how many wins your opponent had. The matchmaking tries to make it so you win 50% of the time so you play people with very similar scores to you.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)

If you drop your controller does everyone try to stamp on it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Mouse and keyboard.
Controllers are for children.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:16, Reply)

I feel such a fool.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:17, Reply)

Win more than 50% you slowly move up, lose more than 50% you slowly move down.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:16, Reply)

that made no sense at all

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Sorry I just don't believe you

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:17, Reply)

are you an arsehole?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:20, Reply)

nope still don't believe this
Tee hee
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)

win games, get higher ranked. Lose games get lower ranked.
BMI isn't even recorded.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:22, Reply)

It is assumed to be over 35

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:30, Reply)

The I

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:04, Reply)

I don't mind the I.
Why do you like it?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Don't believe a word he says

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:06, Reply)

Because it is all seeing?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:07, Reply)

I don't always have a huge amount of time, it's nice and concise.
I've got a certain respect for the Independent, so I'm confident it's fairly well researched stuff. The editors seem to have enough of a sense of humour to print some of the sillier stuff, and generally, the big stories in the middle of the paper tend to be of interest to me.
Oh, and the crossword is alright.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:13, Reply)

I rarely read a newspaper, but if I do it is the Guardian.
I get my news from the radio and news links on here.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:04, Reply)

my favourite paper is the one at the greasy spoon that doesn't have messy egg left on it

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:06, Reply)

Usually the Star then.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:07, Reply)

try as I might I just can't even flick through the star. It's celebs, tits, celeb gossip, celeb tit gossip, whats on tv, football

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)

Is it the lack of football tits that disappoints you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:12, Reply)

There are plenty of those
I'm loving Joey Barton's latest outbursts to Thiago Silva about him being a transexual
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:14, Reply)

I like tits

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:13, Reply)

*Banhammers*
+ flying kung fu kick
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)

if ive been having a bit of a cry and I see a set of tits | cheer right up

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:24, Reply)

You should keep a picture of Dozer and CQ in your wallet
For just such times
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)

I GET THIS JOEK!!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)

You're so sensitive and vulnerable.
Birds love that sort of thing.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)

it's best to have some plagiarised rentboy poetry to hand 'that I've just written' for them, for just such an occurance.
they get cappuccino knickers after my recitals man
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Oh I say
cappuccino knickers 10/10
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:35, Reply)

I once once a bit wasted and I feel asleep on the sofa with all my mates around.
I woke up an hour later declaring I came up with the best lyrics for a song ever in my sleep.

"I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger, but I don't see her with no broke nigger".

Apparently that song had come up a dozen times on the telly in my sleep, but I swear man, I made it up in my dream.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)

www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/05/080530132051.htm
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Cor imagine that
Touching a bra.
There can't be many here who have managed that.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)

I'm imagining it
and now I want cake.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:39, Reply)

The Daily Mail.
Because HURRAH FOR THE BLACKSHIRTS!
And because Melanie Phillips selflessly donated her brain as living space for TEAM SPIDERS!
(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:08, Reply)

The only paper I read is the Metro
It is shit. I get my news from BBC
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Daily Mail obv

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)

check 'em

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)

I keep checking, but I'm not really sure what I'm looking at, to be honest.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:17, Reply)

knowyourmeme.com/memes/dubs-guy-check-em
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Daily Telegraph for me.
Best news coverage, salacious gossip and obituaries. Also good reviews of music and plays. Science coverage better than the BBC. I don't agree with the politics, bit right wing for me.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:20, Reply)

their crossword seems to fluctuate from "my first puzzle book"
To "cryptic puzzles for super genii"
It's irritating.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)

I do the general knowledge one on Saturday.
Cryptics are too strong for me.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Cryptics 14-16 year olds
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:24, Reply)

Oh yeah, I forgot.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:33, Reply)

I don't like newspapers
They don't seem to be able to report the news without also telling you what your opinion on it should be.
( Peej, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:22, Reply)

That's more of a reaction to the slow decline in print media.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Indeed, but its why I don't read them
For example the other day my gran was outraged that a girl got breast implants on the NHS and is now pursuing a modelling career. It didn't even occur to her that perhaps her self esteem was shit and having the implants has help her so much that she now has the confidence to do it. Still I don't have all the details because I didn't read it so I should shut up really.
( Peej, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:25, Reply)

It's not much of a story without pictures.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:27, Reply)

I googled it
you don't want to see the pictures, trust me
( Peej, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)

that's because journalists are cunts.
I think we should go back to the monotone news reader blandly reading out the facts of the day.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:37, Reply)

i don't mind the TORYgraph (haha thats an in joke) but they're going to charge for online access so fuck that they can stick it

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)

The Sunday Post
It has The Broons or Oor Wullie. I'm of the opinion that print and broadcast media are full of shit. Elvis agrees with me.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)

Bill McClay

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:31, Reply)

Help Ma Boab etc

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)

I just wait for people on the internet to link me to the critical stuff

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)

farmindustrynews.com/tractors/spirit-autonomous-tractor-eliminates-need-driver
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:08, Reply)

Oh and I checked at the weekend, I have more taps than I previously reported I'm sorry.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)

TAPGATE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:31, Reply)

I can only apologise so much.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:37, Reply)

I actually have no idea what this is all about
I just got swept up in the mob mentality
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:37, Reply)

The taps' been left open and the decete is over-running.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:40, Reply)

OMG U LIED 2 THE INTERNETS!!!1!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:33, Reply)

catheters don't count

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)

I don't watch "Neighbours", soz

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:35, Reply)

I like this.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)

YOU UTTER LYING CUNT!

( Peej, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)

Guardian?
Fucking hand wringing liberal. Worse then Al.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:37, Reply)

HARSH

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:38, Reply)

It makes me choke on my nazi sandwich.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Just Goebbel it down

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Not if it's Goering to make you ill

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:52, Reply)

I bet you read THE DAILY GREED!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)

*gordongeckolols*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:50, Reply)

then

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)

then then

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)

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(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Now then.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Tee Hee Eee, North Korea's twitter and flickrs have hacked by annon.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:39, Reply)

twitter.com/uriminzok
www.flickr.com/photos/uriminzokkiri
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:41, Reply)

hahahahahaha, they wrote "hacked" that's well lol and political and shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:46, Reply)

I'm totes stealing this, Monts will love it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:48, Reply)

well that should help international relations

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Kofi?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Yeah', sure, two sugars please.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)

telegraph, bbc and guardian websites
Times on Sundays
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Fucking trippy window jumping hospital moaning bastard.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:51, Reply)

I rowed to Cyprus once

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:51, Reply)

You didn't.
The drugs made you think you did.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)

George osbourn has just made some comments about the Philpots.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:46, Reply)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-22025035

There's no need for a debate you fucking retard. The reason why the taxpayer has to do these unpleasant things is because the alternative is worse. Exactly the same reason we bailed out the banks, subsidise millionaires etc etc.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:48, Reply)

banks never burn down house with children in them them do they?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Even the Tories can't say that the benefits system is responsible for that.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:51, Reply)

It enables.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:52, Reply)

I think there should be better control of the sale of petrol.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)

And matches.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)

Exactly!
Any change in policy/public opinion from something like this is retarded. You might as well read the Darwin Awards and discuss it in Parliment.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)

I, personally, think they should all be killed.
I also believe in neutering any part of the population that has an IQ of less than 125.

When I'm Emperor......
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)

I read that as "I don't want to pay for my own versectomy"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:01, Reply)

That's because you're a medical man.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)

He had 17 children in a 3 bed house living on £3k/year per person (him, 17 kids, wife, girlfriend).
I'd hardly envy him.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:51, Reply)

I'd hate to live in a house with any kids.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)

I donno man, some of them are alright, like the Saved By The Bell lot

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:03, Reply)

I say fuck 'em.
Child benefit for a maximum of two kids. The rest can starve.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:52, Reply)

the excess ones could be spread around, to supplement the winter fuel allowance for old folk with fireplaces

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)

It's something to empty your bollocks into, isn't it?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)

I'm not really certain what 'lifestyles like that' covers

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:52, Reply)

He slept with more than one woman. :(

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:52, Reply)

oh man, I wish I were on benefits

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)

That makes him Cassanova on here.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)

TTJ

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)

No it wasn't.
The joke was that this is the sort of puritanical judgment that George Osbourn thinks middle england wants.
He obviously doesn't give a shit either way.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Don't be silly, someone asked him his opinion
saying "we need a debate" is a non noncommittal way of answering and I doubt anybody could suggest that someone should be subsidised to have 13 children when unable to provide for them themselves.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)

What are the options in this situation.
1: A one child only sort of policy like china
2: Stop benefits over a certain number of children being paid to the parents.
3: Enforced sterilization
4: Taking children over a certain number into care
5: Forced abortion
6: Grudgingly pay extra for the sake of the children.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:05, Reply)

2, 3 and 5 should do it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:05, Reply)

I'd vote for you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:06, Reply)

and you'd be right to do so
tax breaks and free acid for all!*

* not the povvos they get enough out of the system already
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:08, Reply)

I would expect one of the most powerful men in the country
to be able to put a coherent argument together about one of the biggest news stories in the last 24 hours. Than we shouldn't pay for it.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:07, Reply)

it looks from that article that he made a 1 sentence response, hardly worth all your hand wringing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)

When him and Al get going........
They'll start going on about how shit the British Empire was next.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Just like Monty's Mam

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Just the usual
pick the extreme case and go on about it as if it's the norm. Both sides of the argument do this.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:00, Reply)

It's hardly surprising is it, he's a fucking moronic spastic and he got asked to comment on something so he says something stupid.

( Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)

overlooking things like the fact that jk rowling is a "vile product of the benefits system"

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)

did he call them cunts?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Oh I was hoping this would still be here when I got back
Private Eye is the only paper news type thing I read.
Grauniad is utterly joyless and gives column inches to George 'I have never had fun in my life' Monbiot
Telegraph is the Mail for people who can read
Independent is utterly dull and far too dry
Times? Murdoch, fuck off.
That's about it for real papers. Ain't reading no red top or Mail type shite
( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Good lad.
You are correct on every point.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Totally agree.
You win the internet.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:06, Reply)

I like The Metro 'cus its magic.
Whatever journey i'm doing, 3 stops or 100 stops, it's always takes me exactly that long to read.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Who helps you with the long wurds?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:01, Reply)

I do

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:03, Reply)

He said words, not cables

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:06, Reply)

words? They got pugs on page 3, is there any need for more than that?
unless some fucking 9/11 on Diana shit happens.... spoils the whole paper 'cus they don't half bang on about things like that when they happen.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:03, Reply)

Someone please start a new thread.....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:05, Reply)

maybe we can get some mileage out this email I have just received!
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( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:06, Reply)

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Unless it's free he can GTFO.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:17, Reply)

the daily mail because they dodge taxes

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)

don't like any of them really.
but the independent seems to be least biased, so I'll take that.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:18, Reply)