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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Gonz recommended a book and I am reading it and it's really quite good.When was the last time Gonz recommended something and you did it and it was good?
Tell me about any times Gonz has recommended something and you did it and it wasn't good, or time you didn't do it and it might have been good, or not, or things he didn't recommend that you did and were good or bad.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:11,
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Gonz once mentioned a takeaway he hadIt sounded well nice
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:12,
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he has recommended a number of culinary things which I have not tried and I have never knowingly shit in a carrier bag as a result(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:13,
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i took a dump in a pringles tube but I forgot to eat the pringles first and I got poo everywhere(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:14,
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I had all these cups and eggs just lying about(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:14,
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I could barely lift the knife(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:23,
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Why would someone lie about that?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:49,
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He recommended I get a Pringles tin and wrestle him in a paddling pool filled with jelly.His Splatterfart Hadouken technique gave him ultimate victory.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:17,
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All gonz recommends to me is to do with my girlfriend. I ignore it.(, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Has your girlfriend got a proper job yet or is she still flashing her nipples for cash?(
Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:18,
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Yeah, she's got a temp job. A pretty shitty job, but she's doing well at it.(, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)
She got a promotion offer after her first week.But they wanted her to learn to drive in 4 weeks, wouldn't pay for it and the wage was only like £2k more pre tax. So she told them to go stick it.
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how are you suggesting she might climb the greasy corporate pole so quickly?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:29,
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I'm suggesting that simply by giving a crap about her job, even when it's a bit shitshe is already better than about 90% of the cunts working in this country. Including you.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:32,
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is your girlfriend really a stripperor is it just LOLmeme? I can't be arsed to search
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:21,
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Yeah CQ WAS, WAS!God I can't believe he even said that what a cunt. I hope he dies in a mustache fire.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:24,
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I don't have a mustache....... or a moustache for that matter.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:25,
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France.And you HAD to remind him about it, didn't you?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:36,
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Was not was(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:30,
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OK, cheers.*sidles away from chompy*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:24,
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Can't remember anything specific. In other news, a white van man in Bristol has been banned from driving for being under the influence of 'Drum n Bass'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:18,
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He failed to turn aiiiiiiight(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:20,
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Gonz recommended that I cut myself, real deep, and let the pain outWas well good
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Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:19,
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Thing I don't get right, about the Jamie Bulger kids, one of 'em got done in for having child porn.And I'm quite savy on the internet, I can get pretty much anything that's gottable, but I wouldn't have a clue how to go about getting child porn; if I wanted it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:30,
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Have you tried googling for 'child porn'?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:36,
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I'm pretty confident that'll get me "barely legals", which I'd might as well go for MILFHunter if they're that old. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:45,
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Ahhhhh, yah, didn't think of that. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:45,
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Gonz made my icons appear when b3th couldn't.I don't think he has ever specifically recommended anything to me, nor have I followed any general recommendations he has made on here.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:20,
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Ohhhh I forgot about thatFanks for the Icons GONZ
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:22,
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gonz recommended i cuddle so i cuddle and it cuddle(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:20,
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It's an effective way to increase your oxytocin levels.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:23,
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It's an effective way to increase your HR complaint levels :o((
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:25,
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Oxytocin has been proved to not actually exist, FACT. it's like a placebo or some shit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:27,
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NonsenseIt is used to weld cars
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:28,
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Don't be silly, Nakers.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:28,
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It's troo a nurse told meit's kind of a secret though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:29,
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...before she fastened me into my favourite white jacket with the long sleeves(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:30,
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shirt sleeves are always too fucking short, short armed shirt making cunt jockeys(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:32,
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If you buy decent ones you can choose longer arms.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:33,
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I know that silly!but that means expensive shirts for Fogesy
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:35,
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Ok, I actually want to hear your full version of this now.Don't worry, I'll keep it a secret.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:33,
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So she said that while there was some evidence for a chemical response to certain stimuli most of the effect was psychosomatic and there certainly isn't enough evidence to prove the existence of a chemicla like oxytonin
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:39,
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Cwtchy boyo !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:49,
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Gonz helped me make a major lifestyle decision. Regards,
Zammo.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:21,
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0o0o0oh ! What one? is it The Magicians?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:22,
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Wicked ! I really love that book, I hope it spreads and more people read it.The sequal is good too, "The Magician Kings" and he's writing the third one in the trillogy now.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:27,
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Is it about Paul Daniels and his son Martin Daniels?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:29,
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Debbie Magee owns the patent to the glue used on sellotape, FACT(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:31,
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Debbie McGee fucks Alsatians ALSO FACT(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:37,
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I don't reckon you'd like it, it's a bit like an young-adult's harry potter.But the second one did lead me to that "The book of imaginary beings".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:31,
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Ah OKI'm reading The Saga of Hawkwind - I don't recommend anyone bar Tango and poss TH reads it. It's 'specialist interest' and not in a 'horse porn' way.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:38,
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Did you see that popup Hendrix shop in soho?Or it might be zeppelin.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:46,
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There is, he's interviewed extensively in it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:03,
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It's a fascinating read simply as a document of the late 60's/early 70s 'scene'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:05,
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I am perifferally interested in Hawkind, some good music and Jolly Interesting Fellows in general.Lemmy more so. not shure I'd get through it al though.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:06,
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Imagine if he got together with your Ex.The sleet would be awesome
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:27,
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Gonz once helped the North KoreansDevelop weapons of mass destruction and keep the Americans from total global domination
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:25,
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Once you plopWORLD WAR III
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:27,
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I think you can only go so far with this threadbefore people start making up stuff
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:28,
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He recommended soaking chicken in buttermilk overnight before making fried chickenThat was a rather good idea, made the chicken lovely and moist.
That's about the only thing I can remember of his suggestions that I've followed.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:26,
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He showed me the one true path to Jesus was through the medium of pug(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:27,
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He showed me the path to enlightenment and I became buddha.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:30,
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He recommended I went round his house for dinner.I did, it was nom.
The end.
EPILOGUE he also recommended some music with slightly less nom results
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:27,
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Montyboo did you look at Chompy's newspaper thread?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:28,
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Nein and I prolly won't have time til later, is it LOL?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:29,
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I did suspect it might be, but I was being polite.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:31,
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It was shit but it had this in it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:31,
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It was posted on the North Korean flicker site Seems Annom has hacked it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:33,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:32,
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I recommended you buy your wife blowjob lessons from me so she can get the practice in. I have a small willy so I'm good for beginners. If you want more advance lessons see Chompy.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:47,
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it must be hard to give a good "performance" when you're unconcious(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:50,
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"My job's so easy I could do it in my sleep", said the crackwhore.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:12,
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I could wrap around it a stick of Maoam if that helps?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:11,
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I recommend you all 'fuck off' because 'you are all cunts' x x x(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:41,
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHMBULANCE(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:49,
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I had chicken broth for lunch.I ent even lyin bruv, se'sly.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:47,
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I had a spicy chicken wrapYou get me man, today's chicken thursday
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Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:50,
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I'm going to make a suggestion here - it's pretty crazy but here goes:Why don't we make ALL Thursdays 'Chicken Thursday' from here on? We all have chicken, maybe a little CHICKEN CHAT, I dunno, maybe have some chicken badges or something, mebbe a special handshake etc etc?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:53,
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Could it even have it's own theme tunemaybe something by "Wings"?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:54,
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Don't be fucking stupid HH.It would be Spitting Image's The Chicken Song.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:58,
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Could we get Alice Cooper to do a new version?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:59,
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Alice Cooper owns a resturant in Las Vegas that is the fucking bomb.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:05,
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I bet he's glad he hatched that plan(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:07,
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Your eggs are zackly.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:08,
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Cor that sounds right good mister bWe could even do something for the vegetarians
Like sterilise them
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Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:01,
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I'm on it O'Bhanwww.quorn.co.uk/products/12/chicken-style-pieces
www.quorn.co.uk/products/63/roast-chicken-style-slices
www.quorn.co.uk/products/66/chicken-style-mushroom-pies
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:04,
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I did this roast chicken last week, right, and somehow it made the carrots I put it on magical.They were so fucking nice, like really really super-strong unami flavoured.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:04,
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I got 6 lamb chops defrosting. I like to grill them till the living room smoke detector goes off then flip them till the hallway one does.
Then pour the juces (but not the fat) fat over the rice from the Turkish joint.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:52,
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Doesn't sound very chickeny to me Gonz.Doncha know what day it is?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:53,
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Nah' man, is it some kind of chicken day? I donno.I bought two ducks from waitrose two days ago for £3 each but they'd gone off by today when I went to chop 'em up and freeze them =(
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:03,
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8o((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:47,
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Nice specs you four-eyed flid.Not really - shit specs.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:48,
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You really are a nasty piece of work Mr Boyce :((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:49,
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did you lose your specs? You Kroney copying french trouser nonce(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:50,
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You should have worn some driving to work this morningYou side arsed bent spastic
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:53,
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I have better than 20:20 visionI'm fucking bionic
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:56,
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Don't let me Mr Magoo my way into London and get you both(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:57,
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I don't think Red Dwarf have ever had a zombie episodeThey should do this, it would be smegging AWESOME!
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:05,
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So my wife was watching the news about the philpotts last nightand said "I hope they throw the book at them" I said "You would" but she didn't get it. What do I win.
Also the counselling is back on to the sex talk, good news huh. I might have some funny stories again soon.
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Peej, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:00,
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This is weird.www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2303908/Could-father-marry-son--Jeremy-Irons-s-extraordinary-claim-gay-weddings-used-inheritance-tax-dodge.html
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link for peeps who refuse to click on DM linksalso features video of the copmments in question.
www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/03/jeremy-irons-on-gay-marri_n_3009495.html
tl;dr: Jeremy irons is a stupid twat.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:17,
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Obviously a clever guy who is thinking further than most, and he would no doubt be right, because once the 'human rights' flood gates are opened what is to stop anybody 'marrying' anybody, of whatever sex or family relationship to them they choose! That is why deviating from the path of the societal accepted norm of marriage is so dangerous to the breakdown of that society.
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demonstrating beautifully why most 'slippery slope' arguments are utter tosh(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:23,
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You could already marry anyone not directly related of the opposite sexonly the incest laws prevent marriage to immediate relations, and this would be the same for a same-sex union. Nothing to see here, move on.
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i've only clicked on that link because of your communist refusal xxx
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:19,
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meh, I know the storyI doubt the mail will have reported it more accurately.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:21,
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