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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Wow this Google thing is well bent.
They have indoor trees and the tabletops are the Chrome logo. What else is well bent?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:57, 205 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
CAR CHAT

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:58, Reply)
PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE CAR CHAT

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:59, Reply)
I think I might know what's wrong with battereds car.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:21, Reply)
A short somewhere in the electrics?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:27, Reply)
NO.
God, it's like you don't even want to know about how interesting I find cars.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:32, Reply)
It was a pun FFS

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:34, Reply)
oh, I always forget the short thing, I'm still focusing on the prostitute angle.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:36, Reply)
Maybe he used a hammer on the electrics. ..
enough of that, what do you really reckon.?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:41, Reply)
I need to know what is wrong with his car now
Spill the beans Windy
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:48, Reply)
Details
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1935803
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:07, Reply)
oh, probably some monkey apprentice did the refit and fucked the tracking,
Or his wife or him is one if those cunt people who bump up on to kerbs instead of parking properly and has knocked a tracking rod out, or a ball end joint or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:07, Reply)
and he's short!

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:11, Reply)
YM's

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:59, Reply)
I tell you what's NOT bent
It's not an 'S'
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:59, Reply)
was that Kevin Costner as Clark Kents dad?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:20, Reply)
Indeed it was
I REALLY want it to be not shit. I've been hurt before, Windy.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:26, Reply)
well, watchmen and 300 were good, it's a good origin story in its own right,
They haven't made a big deal of Lois, so hopefully bo patronisingly slushy love sub plot, and let's be fair, has Costner ever made a bad film?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:31, Reply)
It has the ingredients of a good movie
But then so did Dark Knight Rises.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:34, Reply)
I never understood why they went with the bane story to end the trilogy.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:41, Reply)
because that aussie guy died

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:42, Reply)
It was no 'Batman and Robin' fo' sho'.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:42, Reply)
I read in Empire
that it was because you touch yourself at night.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:45, Reply)
Calm down Sam Fox

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:47, Reply)
*gets so drunk, becomes gay*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:53, Reply)
They're usually pretty spot on the money, so I'd go along with that.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:47, Reply)
They were right about Phantom Menace being BRULLIANT

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:52, Reply)
That Binks fellow is one of little tangle's favourite characters.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:53, Reply)
Kids love him, you can't deny it
I'm a HUGE Star Wars fan, I'll admit it. But even I get embarrassed by the fan boys that lose their rag over anything SW related. "IT'S SO SHIT...I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I'VE SEEN IT 16 TIMES ALREADY."
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:54, Reply)
The Postman.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:40, Reply)
Oh and Dragonfly, fuck me that was shit.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:43, Reply)
I disagree with both things there
300 was a music video and Watchmen was so dull and so reverent of the source material it was just like rubbing the comic on a big screen for three hours.

Apart from the end, it's good they fixed the end
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:51, Reply)
While you're right on both points
I still enjoyed both of those movies.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:52, Reply)
I like bits of Watchmen, but it's bloated and padded to fuck
Didn't like 300 though, was bored. Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:53, Reply)
It's a real boys film, it's true
But I liked it. Hope this doesn't come between us, Theo x
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:55, Reply)
You know I always got love for yo, sweetie

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:55, Reply)
Oh, thank god

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:56, Reply)
I never read 300,but enjoyed it as a film,
I felt watchmen was good, it could have been better, but then a film of a comic is never going to be perfect.
Soz theo. Don't hit me.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:00, Reply)
Would you like to see my Leonidas costume?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:04, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:06, Reply)
Boy, are YOU in for a treat x

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:07, Reply)
This is a big leap of faith to take.
The originals were a significant part of my childhood.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:33, Reply)
This will always be the problem with any new Superman movie
Christopher Reeves was and is the ONLY Superman.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:34, Reply)
I cried when he gave up his powers in Superman II
I don't mind admitting to that.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:35, Reply)
me too.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:37, Reply)
When he fights himself in the junk yard
Then rips off his shirt...Man...that is one of the single greatest moments in cinema EVA.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:37, Reply)
Superman 4 was utter donkey cock though.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:39, Reply)
Oh, no question

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:45, Reply)
I mean, 3 had some redeemable bits in it, but 4 was filmed in Milton Keynes ffs.
And the New York subway was so obviously the London Underground.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:46, Reply)
Also Clive 'Where's me ear gone' Mantle was the original Nuclear Man in it
but they cut his scene on the basis that it made the film look really, really shit instead of just really shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:48, Reply)
Cool a super gritty take on a man who dresses up in tights and flies and shoots lasers from his eyes

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:48, Reply)
That does appear to be the flaw in that trailer.
You can't have gritty realism AND dress up in lycra with a bent cape.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:50, Reply)
And is killed by small rocks

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:50, Reply)
I WON'T LISTEN TO THIS, THEO
I WON'T
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:51, Reply)
Don't get me wrong, might be alright
And I'll end up going to see it

But I hope it's not as SUPER SERIOUS as the trailers are making out, he's superman, he's one step up from Aquaman and not a big step at that
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:53, Reply)
i hope it's as good as superman returns

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:54, Reply)
I like the bit where during the whole film superman never did any superheroics
apart from 30 seconds at the start and 30 seconds at the end
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:55, Reply)
i liked the bit where he teamed up with Mothra to fight the evil Powerrangers zoid

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:56, Reply)
The Power Rangers Christmas film is on Netflix if you fancy it

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:59, Reply)
This leads us to the next point
What of JLA? Should they even bother? Should they make the JLA movie, and then make individual movies?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:56, Reply)
Oh man I'd love that, Aston is my favorite. I like all of his antics and backflips, he's well fit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:57, Reply)
I wouldn't mind them copying Marvel's approach and having individual movies first
But they've had a stab at Green Lantern already and that was shit, so I dunno if they can be relied on to turn out some decent films.

I reckon, just bash it out
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:58, Reply)
I agree
They'd have to make (good) movies of Wonder Woman, Batman (rebooted) and Flash at LEAST. I could live without an Aquaman movie.
Bang out the JLA movie, then see if anyone cares enough to see the rest.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:01, Reply)
Not another batman

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:04, Reply)
They'll have to
I can't see Christian Bale/Chris Nolan's Batman fitting into a JLA type scenario.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:05, Reply)
Oh dear
There are seats covered with fake grass
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:00, Reply)
It sounds like you have wondered into the set of
"Teletubbies" by mistake
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:06, Reply)
Or box set night at B3ths house as its also known

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:07, Reply)
Amazon keeps recommending DVDs of tregorny tree fayre and live Hawkwind dvds
That's bent
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:06, Reply)
It depends what they recommend you do with them

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:07, Reply)
Smoke them

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:08, Reply)
This hopefully
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IErdY8GVaMw
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:09, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1935887
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:16, Reply)
A 30m ethernet cable has a lot of scope to end up well bent.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:08, Reply)
This is tenuous and shit
Go and stand in the corner
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:09, Reply)
your mum.
Morning gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:17, Reply)
Your MARRS!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:18, Reply)
strokethroughlolz

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:19, Reply)
Are you in google.
Can you get someone to call me about my chrome plugin being shit plz xxx
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:23, Reply)
Did anyone see the latest Have I got News for you?
Brian Blessed presented, I found it quite amusing.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:27, Reply)
It was very lol
"GORDON'S ALIVE"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:28, Reply)
I enjoyed it too.
Although I'm sure someone can tell us we're wrong, and the Brian Blessed is in fact, the worst sort of person.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:30, Reply)
He's "fucking shit", as I'm sure we'll both be persuaded as soon as the board wakes up.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:33, Reply)
He's had one hell of a life, though, not just acting.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:33, Reply)
His favourite place to go on holiday
is a crappy, chav-ridden ex fishing and mining village 3 miles down the road from where I live, for some bizarre reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:37, Reply)
Because a man who's punched up the Dalai Lama
gets to go on holiday wherever the hell he wants.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:52, Reply)
He's one of my favourite people

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:52, Reply)
I got no problem with Brian Blessed
Although he was on telly in the 70s so I might have to revise that opinion when Operation Yewtree catches up to him
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:57, Reply)
I find it quite depressing that everybody in the 70s was a paedo

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:58, Reply)
It's pretty shit that if you were alive for any point of the 70s you have to be a paedo
I'm not looking forward to confronting my parents
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:00, Reply)
My mum and I have exchanged, via some meaningful looks over news programmes,
a "don't ask don't tell" policy, with an unwritten addendum that if Yewtree come knocking, I won't be providing any alibis.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:07, Reply)
I didn't mind it when your mum touched me up.
She was very gentle.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:09, Reply)
His mum's French right?
They're goers
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:38, Reply)
I've got to get involved in a stock take today.
That's well bent, not to mention extremely tedious.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:49, Reply)
yurt counting is HARD

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:00, Reply)
Do you work in a shop?
On the till.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:00, Reply)
Yes, this one:
www.yurtshop.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:04, Reply)
You must be delighted it pays £6.31 an hour now.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:07, Reply)
We did allow ourselves a small glass of elderflower wine to celebrate.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:09, Reply)
I used to quite like doing stock takes
Easy for me to say that now, with the benefit of hind legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:04, Reply)
I quite like sitting in my warm office, working at my own pace.
There's just so much stuff to count and it's all out in a cold warehouse.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:08, Reply)
Ah, bummer
You could always stack up loads of boxes, make a fort and do the stocktake from within.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:09, Reply)
Build a "stock"ade, so to speak.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:11, Reply)
Oh HO!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:11, Reply)
I like this idea.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:11, Reply)
Naked Ape.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:53, Reply)
WELL bent

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:01, Reply)
Your ladydad.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:00, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1935891
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)
Person called up asking if something was possible. I said no.
They called back two minutes later, got my colleague, asked the same thing. He said no.

Got put through to my boss, asked him the same thing. Got told no.

People = cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:06, Reply)
IT= Very helpful

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:07, Reply)
Request = impossible.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:07, Reply)
Sounds to me like you, your colleague and your boss are lazy cunts.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:07, Reply)
you forgot inept

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:10, Reply)
It does seem to be endemic in that department.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:10, Reply)
i've heard they let themselves into the office at night and we everywhere
like IT nerd foxes
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:12, Reply)
EDIT: I forget inept. And ugly and stinky French bejumpered arsehole. Thanks Jean.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:12, Reply)
clickin dis

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)
It's your fault for not giving them the answer they wanted.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)
You can spot a fellow pro from a mile off by answers such as this.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:19, Reply)
Bitter experience.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:27, Reply)
No, see
your mistake is obvious. You need to say maybe, and then never call them back.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:16, Reply)
Have they let you have a go on a Segway yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:11, Reply)
Soz, you need to be this > tall tio ride a segway

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:12, Reply)
I wasn't asking to go on one you bent spastic.
You really are a window licking retard.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)
Have they paid any tax yet?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)
Look, we were having a relatively ok (for /OT) thread.
Why did you have to spoil it by mentioning the T word?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:14, Reply)
He's probably got a fucking Tax cut because he's a fucking "job creator" or some fucking shit.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)
I get £200 extra next year
But I'm in the squeezed middle so i deserve it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:16, Reply)
I am about £1600 worse off this tax year than last.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:16, Reply)
I'm about £200 worse off.
But it's ok, because the treasury said 9/10 people are better off.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:17, Reply)
That's your fualt for being in the shit 10% then isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:18, Reply)
Yes

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:18, Reply)
Wasn't their actual wording something along the lines of '9/10 HARDWORKING people are better off'?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:18, Reply)
No wonder Chompy is losing out

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:19, Reply)
I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:19, Reply)
I hope the Polish spend their windfall wisely.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:20, Reply)
We're all in it together.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:24, Reply)
Did you hear Cameron this morning saying he thinks we're all Thatcherites now?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:27, Reply)
I did.
I bet George Osbourn is doing his gurning smile all day. Knowing full well that the fact the IMF have told him he's fucking up won't get any airtime.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:30, Reply)
that's alright though as you are a Labour voter and therefore welcome high taxes and profligate spending

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:17, Reply)
Voting Labour does not equal supporting reckless spending.
Prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:18, Reply)
does

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:19, Reply)
It's fucking wrong.
I'd arrest the senior company officers for defrauding the public purse and then let every taxpayer punch them once in the face.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:19, Reply)
i don't understand you people

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:21, Reply)
Who are "you people", Jean?
Enlighten us.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:22, Reply)
Today
FULL FUCKING STOP
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:14, Reply)
Hungover?
I feel slightly jaded this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)
I may have your hangover
Just fucking annoyed with everything today

Ran out of coffee filters
Kids playing up
Pissing down with rain
Idiot suppliers changing prices after quotes have gone out
ACCOUNT MANAGERS
Stripping wallpaper until 11pm
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:18, Reply)
Alive (Live) just came on shuffle in your honour

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:20, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:24, Reply)
"Oh woe is me, I have a family and a nice house and the day off"

Sadship Enterprise Stardate 456.9: Dear Diary, sportscow is an INSENSITIVE CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:21, Reply)
You really a pathetic loser in life.
I suggest suicide.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:23, Reply)
bit tight

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)
*lubes*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)
Who said I have the day off?
YOU INSENSITIVE CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:23, Reply)
He's probably already had sex with his wife today too!
Bastard.

Although, I had sex with her yesterday.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:24, Reply)
My ticket number didn't come up from the queue

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:24, Reply)
You as well eh?
Sorry I went first. My enormous penis will have left it for you like spinning a mouse around inside a cathedral.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)
She said you'd forgotten your high chair

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:28, Reply)
I told her not to talk with her mouth full.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:29, Reply)
Didn't matter. We were the same height laying down.
Doesn't she make a strange noise when she cums?

Oh, sorry, you probably don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:29, Reply)
There are 3 kinds of female orgasm, you know?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Yes, YM showed me last night.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:39, Reply)
I haven't got enough plastic sheeting for number 3.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:39, Reply)
Incorrect.
They are;

Positive - "Yes, yes, yes!"

Religious - "Oh god, oh god, oh god!"

and Fake - "Oh, Battered!"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:44, Reply)
Oh, that's what the mess was.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)
Chompy's Doris does decorating on the side?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:23, Reply)
Tit painting?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:24, Reply)
Ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:24, Reply)
Tits like a plasterer's radio?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)
Like the aftermath of a gas explosion in a yoghurt factory.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:29, Reply)
*facepalms*
I just got this
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)
bathroom or in laws?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:16, Reply)
bananas.
boomerangs.

bent sticks.

Liberace.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:20, Reply)
Except the BLOODY EU won't allow bent bananas, boomerangs, bent sticks or pianists any more!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:22, Reply)
Haha
some of my acquinatances like to troll UKIP and the like on Facebook. There appears to be a brilliant belief that "having to conform to EU regulations" costs UK business £150 billion a year amongst the frothy-mouthed Tunbridge Wells xenophobic fucktards.

If that's the case, some signwriter is charging bastard millions for the letters "k" and "g" over "l" and "b"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:27, Reply)
I love blaming the EU for stuff
In my industry our main demographic of customers consists of Daily Mail readers and I can get away with just about anything if I invoke big bad Brussels.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:30, Reply)
Would that be the same 40 million a day I heard about on their party political broadcast the other day?
My maths sucks, soz.

How did they even get that figure?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:30, Reply)
No it wouldn't. The national debt is something like a trillion pounds.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)
Yeah, I googled after posting that and got rid of that.
Serves me right for making baseless statements.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)
The 40 million a day is what we pay into the EU
well, it's about 37 million a day.

We also gain from the EU, in terms of subsidies, to the tune of about 25-30 million a day. They conveniently forget that. I think the "net loss" to the EU is about 10 million a day. For which we get free trade, easier border control, an a million and one business advantages (glossing over a degree financial protection, human rights laws and all the "non-business jazz")
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:36, Reply)
And the fact we can negotiate really unfair trade deals with the third world

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)
I'd go as far as to say that they don't conveniently forget it at all, but are playing on the ignorance of the voting public
in the hopes a big number will get middle England frothing at the mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:38, Reply)
yes.
but "conveniently forget" has fewer letters and I'm afraid of a Brokn Britn keyboard tax.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:39, Reply)
I think there's a lot to be said for a serious re-examination of what we spend and what for
but I don't think any intellectually serious person can doubt the benefits of EU membership. I am glad we're not part of the single currency, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)
It's my own personal suspicion as well that if we were to pull out, then anyone exporting to the EU would still have to jump through all the red tape hoops..
...whilst making it more difficult for their counterparts to do business with THEM as they'd have to adapt to any new regs we might bring in.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)
Of course.
I also love the idea that being out of the EU would make it easier for "the man in the street" because there wouldn't be all these "tedious regulations blah blah blah"

Yeah. Like the US. Where there are no laws at all and no regulations of manufacturing, sale of goods, etc. Obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:44, Reply)
It may cost many millions to conform to EU regulations on products.
But then they're selling them to the EU, so they would just give up if it wasn't profitable.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)
It certainly doesn't cost 150 billion, though.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)
I wouldn't even consider it a cost in the way they're saying.
It costs £7million a year to make baby formular that doesn't kill children!!!!*
Well yeah, but if that's what you're selling, then it's just a production cost.

*rather than just bottling whatever.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)
Ah, I see your point.
but, then, I suppose that's how they work. It isn't actually a real cost so they can make up any number they choose.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Hey, this reminds me of a gr8 joke
I say, I say, I say...they're not growing bananas any longer!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)
And why is that?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)
BECAUSE THEY'RE LONG ENOUGH ALREADY

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)
Clickin dis

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)
Someone stole the milk off my doorstep this morning.
The spirit of Thatcher lives on
#brokenbritain
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:26, Reply)
Milk from a doorstep?
Where do you live? A Hovis advert?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)
Dvorak's Symphony from the New World plays wherever I go.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)
Alright, G-G-Granville.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:36, Reply)
F f f f fetch a cloth

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Baby Elephant Walk plays everywhere I go :(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:36, Reply)
I don't even own an door step :(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)
coiled springs are well bent

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:39, Reply)
THIS FUCKING THREAD
CAN WE HAVE A NEW ONE PLEASE
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:39, Reply)
Okay.

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:46, Reply)

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