Wow we're really on fire today.
Who is worse, sci fi knobs or steampunk goths?

Alt: dunno, soz
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:24, 187 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

cut price stunt men are the best.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-22334275
(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)

what sort of man has a ponytail?
he probably deserved it
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)

YEAH!
What a knob.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Anyone who takes that kind of stuff too seriously
I am fucking hanging today. I "tidied" all our wine up over the weekend
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Steampunk.
Definitely.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)

It's a toughie.
The steampunks are usually better dressed but more prone to being wankers compared to the sci-fi cunts who might whiff a bit more but at least they're usually quiet.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)

at least the Sci Fi guys are generally pretty open about being geeky losers,
Steampunk pretends it's some cool edgy sub culture, with a philosophy and bullshit. Why can't that just accept that they're wakki pricks no better than furries.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)

^ this ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)

oh man,
I just saw that Kroney was in oxford, he should have popped in, we totes had Brie on the menu, and I'm sure we've got some ghastly french plonk in the back of the cellar, I'd have even given him a discount. :(
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:27, Reply)

hahah what a French prick
I shall be in Oxford at the end of July. My father is lecturing there and will be staying in St Edmund Hall on Queen's Lane.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)

that's totes like a 15 minute walk from my pub.
Also, about the same distance from my house. What dates and I'll book a night off.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)

He lands July 31st
Thing is, I might well have a four year old with me
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)

that's cool,
The dogs love children, we can just put them out in the garden to play, and we can get drunk.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:38, Reply)

That sounds fucking marvellous

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)

will you be bringing lusty?
The kitchen should be finished by then, you know, so the women folk have somewhere to hang out.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)

If she ain't working then she'll be there
She can bring some ironing or summat
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:45, Reply)

I heard your daughter has inherited your biting wit and was very mean about Lusty on the weekend

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)

I also heard about this, and found it rather entertaining

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Not sure what you're talking about here but she did kick her in the fanny at one point

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)

I, too, saw this on the internet.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:03, Reply)

can someone tell me what you're on about please

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Lusty posted on FB
"blah blah blah OH GOD said I look old without makeup".

Think her words were "NO REAL NAMES ON THE INTERNET, your face doesn't look new anymore".
( Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Way to mention her name

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Kroney you spastic.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:14, Reply)

Yeah K Ron

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:15, Reply)

Alright Nigel?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:16, Reply)

Keith

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:17, Reply)

MARTIN

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Yeah thanks Kroney you fucking French spastic cunt.
Go suck on a moth.
( wanderlust, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:15, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:15, Reply)

Balls.
Well, I edited it for what good it'll do.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Stable door

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:18, Reply)

I don't care that much.
I just wanted to call you a fucking French spastic cunt.
( wanderlust, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:19, Reply)

POTD

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:19, Reply)

Yeah, well, at least I look my age.

( Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:19, Reply)

Fuck off moth boy.

( wanderlust, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Suck it, grandma

( Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Oh piss off back to The Louvre you onion eater.

( wanderlust, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:28, Reply)

You've still left the daughter's name though you massive twat.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:19, Reply)

Fuck's sake.
If you'll excuse me. I'm going to leave the internet, never to return.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:20, Reply)

It really is a good job you don't work in IT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:22, Reply)

It's not like Monty hasn't referred to his daughter by name on here before, though.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:22, Reply)

Yeah, but I do try to live by the whole no real names rule.
I blame this on having five hours sleep in two nights, Gerald.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Monty's posted her name on here before though so I think that's fair.

( wanderlust, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:23, Reply)

He's still a French spastic cunt though, eh?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:23, Reply)

You knows it.

( wanderlust, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Alreet Lusty?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:25, Reply)

Yups,
How's you?
( wanderlust, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Fair to middling probably best describes it.
The news of Battered's impending divorce has really knocked me for six, y' know?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Pfft.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:30, Reply)

How you doing, champ?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Pretty good ta. You?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Been better, been worse.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:53, Reply)

Has battereds pillow dried out yet? He blubbed most nights I heard

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:26, Reply)

also the shit stick was a foreign object to his stunted paw

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:26, Reply)

The chew marks are still visible

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:27, Reply)

I'd give that a go. Get up to have a piss, and then analize battered on the way back to bed

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Had a good weekend, loads of time with Micro.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:29, Reply)

What's my penis got to do with this?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:32, Reply)

he'll take any action that's on offer these days

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:33, Reply)

O-o

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:34, Reply)

As did I!
Who'd of thought it eh?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:14, Reply)

We have the same internet in the North as the South
Who knew?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:14, Reply)

AMAZING.
I bet your internet smells of poverty, despair & whippets though.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:15, Reply)

It smells of magic string

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:17, Reply)

I wouldn't have had any idea where to go, to be fair.
Ended up in a Browns' at which a waiter told me I should learn kung fu.

True story.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:44, Reply)

i like browns in oxford

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:52, Reply)

It's nicer than the Windsor one.

( Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)

they have really good proper veggie food there
you should take me one evening. i would allow that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:02, Reply)

Yeah, I'll drive up from Guildford to meet you at a bar in Windsor
Sounds great.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:04, Reply)

the oxford one, you pleb
i'm not going to the one you think is inferior
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Oh OK
Yes, I'll definitely drive the hour from Guildford to Oxford in order to buy a friend, who'll start having seizures once she's outside Kensington, a load of food without any meat in.

Sounds perfect.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Steampunk Goths
SciFi knobs at least have Lazer guns and spaceships to wank over. Steampunk goths just have a bunch of watch parts glued together.
( Peej, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)

It's all about the goggles

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)

My tea wine hasn't stopped fermenting yet.
Shall I just bottle it?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Have you got champagne corks & cages?
If not the results could be messy.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)

Nope...
I might rack it into another container and add some campden tablets.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:36, Reply)

No
Because it will explode. Wines take a long time compared to beers. More Sugar, higher alcohol, longer time. Plus towards the end it slows down because the high alcohol kills the yeast. Hydrometer it. Do not bottle until .990-1.000 else you will have what I had with the violet wine. Half exploded the other half blew the corks out.
( Peej, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)

there's a monthly steampunk night at a vegetarian only pub in oxford.
Burning it down might be the way forward.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)

You'd have to be careful.
That amount of tweed and brylcream, combined with all the horrid veggie farts and you could take half the city with it.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:38, Reply)

Imma start saving all my shits in a plastic tub and when I come up in July those fuckers are gonna get it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)

Look where I'm going this weekend.
www.readingbeerfestival.org.uk/2013
you jelly bro?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)

I've only ever been to one beer festival.
It was alright but the freaks who were there were rather sad to behold.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:49, Reply)

There's going to be Morris Dancers and stuff.
It's always "well lol"
(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:52, Reply)

There's been a bit of an about turn with these things since beer became trendy.
I've seen several people under 30, without beards and even some girls at beer festivals in recent years.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Plus they didn't even have Fosters - call yourself a beer festival FFS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)

I expect they'll have specialty beers
like Fosters Gold and Fosters with Lime etc.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)

I prefer the nutty hoppy aromas of Carling 'Black Label' myself, but then I have pretty obscure taste

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:52, Reply)

You're doing trolling wrong. If you really want to wind them up.
Say: "I really like real ale, like Old Speckled hen"
(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:55, Reply)

haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:55, Reply)

"I really like Guinness, but only with a bit of blackcurrant"

( Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Isn't that a "session lager"?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:56, Reply)

It's never been as good since they dropped the Black Label bit from their name.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:08, Reply)

racist

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:22, Reply)

sci fi because inevitably they are also into gaming
and inevitably dull as fuck
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Hi Swipe, did you have a good weekend?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)

i had a very quiet boring weekend apart from seeing family
because this week/next weekend is so busy and expensive.

how about you? living up to the al is a cunt theme or not?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Yeah, I wrote a song about a man who spent all his time in Poland having unprotected sex with prostitutes
until his wife found out and threw him out and then cried about it on the internet.

I also went to a wedding and went to see Iron Man 3. Which is a very good film, if you like that kind of thing.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:57, Reply)

is it 1 in 2 or 1 in 3 weddings that end in divorce these days?
i don't see why anyone spends the money on it, myself. might as well have a fantastic holiday instead.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Bitter single women who say this sort of thing invariably end up turning into bridezillas who spunk 20 odd grand on their wedding day,
Just saying, like.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:03, Reply)

Swipes got taste
It's a pumpkin carriage drawn by horses or nothing at all
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:04, Reply)

And one of those wedding dresses that look like they've had their design taken from a toilet roll cosy.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:07, Reply)

you know someone's going to post your wedding pics again at this point, right?
not that i saw them the first time round. but nearly all wedding dresses look like meringues/toilet roll cosies.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:09, Reply)

I've just been off doing a mock up for your big day.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:22, Reply)

hang on
i thought baldmonkey got stepped for that?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Mocking gingers?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:47, Reply)

et tu, light-e!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:02, Reply)

Apparently around 42% end in divorce. That's quite a staggering number.
I imagine the reason you don't get it though, id because you're alone, and likely to remain that way due to how incredibly high maintenance you are.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:03, Reply)

singlehandedly bankrupted Gregg's, I heard

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:04, Reply)

i'd spend the money on taking my closest friends and family to the caribbean
and doing it on the beach

you'll look back at those pics when your wife boots you out in a few years' time and you'll go, "yes, it was totally worth every penny."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:09, Reply)

If the wedding day is more important than actually getting married, don't do it.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:12, Reply)

nobody who gets married thinks they'll be in the 42%
otherwise they wouldn't do it. the fact is, people change. or they meet other people. or people get sick and die young. nobody thinks it'll happen to them. but it does.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:14, Reply)

Apart from the ones who unfortunately die
most of the rest are down to one or other (or both) being selfish in some way or other.
If you want to do what you want, stay single.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:26, Reply)

are you calling swipe a vacuous bike with no concept of what a vow is?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Not swipe, no.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:32, Reply)

i don't think that's always true, actually
sometimes people genuinely realise after a while that they want different things. people do change. you could look at it as being selfish, or you could accept that not everything stays the same forever.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Exactly
If you believe that things/people change, then don't promise to stay a certain way for the rest of your life.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:51, Reply)

but you don't promise that, do you?
you promise to stick together through all the changes. but for some people, that doesn't happen. perhaps because one has been a selfish cunt, perhaps both, as you say. but other times it's because feelings just change, or something outside your control changes.

my dad's first marriage ended because they both wanted different things after about 10 years together. he was starting to get a string of promotions, and the bank wanted to move him to london. he wanted that lifestyle for his family and himself, and was willing to work killer hours for it so that his wife didn't have to work at all. but she flatly refused to leave the tiny village where they'd both grown up, even though it would have meant killing his career, because she had all her friends and family there. i don't really think you could call either of them selfish, could you? their wants just changed, and they didn't grow together.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:56, Reply)

This is why I brutally murdered my ex.
I wanted her to stop shagging someone else; she didn't. The end.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:58, Reply)

yeah, i think that might fall more in the selfish cunt category
luckily you excelled yourself second time around
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:59, Reply)

First time was a practice run, weren't it?
I was too young the first time round, really.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:03, Reply)

Part of it is that sometimes you have to accept that you can't have everything you want
because to do so is unfair in some way on the other party.
This doesn't just apply to married people, either.
I think in general people are becoming more selfish - even in little things like the way they drive, or even walk.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:04, Reply)

I certainly didn't think that the first time round.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Did you think you'd end up killing her?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:30, Reply)

It was her fault, if she didn't keep making him angry, she'd still be here today.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:32, Reply)

Do you think Battered is likely to murder his ex-wife then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:34, Reply)

I would think he'd go for Manslaughter on the grounds of diminished responsibility.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Five years of pissing about on here and I finally have a meme.
Yay.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:34, Reply)

You should update your CV with this.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:34, Reply)

I'll stick it up on LinkeIn.
It's bound to be a winner.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:36, Reply)

You'll pay for all your friends to go to the caribbean just so you can have sex in front of them?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:13, Reply)

it wouldn't be the first time

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:14, Reply)

I like both of these things
and I'm one of the best people around. You're such a racist.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)

:)

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)

plus they have weapons-grade BO

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:49, Reply)

they are allergic to things like water and daylight

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:52, Reply)

+ salad.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)

have you seen that picture of the enormous hippocrocodogapig
eating an actual block of cheese?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:56, Reply)

The one of you having supper?
Yes, I have.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:59, Reply)

you'd be eating your words at the next bash
if only you weren't away.... so gutting....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:00, Reply)

and they inevitably have crippling Aspergers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)

no they don't
it's everybody else's problem, not theirs
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:56, Reply)

i watched sucker punch once

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:52, Reply)

can you summarise the plot in no more than two words pls

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:55, Reply)

steampunk boobies

( Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:56, Reply)

Really awful.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:58, Reply)

bollocks nonsense

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Here's a cheering thought for a Monday morning?
www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/apr/28/every-conversation-meaningless-beeps-charlie-brooker
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)

I'm not really clear here,
are you guys telling me I should get into the Steampunk scene or not? I've ordered some accessories just in case, but I'm not sure if you;re telling me I'm going to look silly or not.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:03, Reply)

OK, so what you should do is get a top hat
a crushed velvet morning coat, a waistcoat with a pocket watch and get some of those opticians' lenses they use for testing your eyes. You know the ones, with all the different sizes?

You'd look PIMP
( Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:06, Reply)

Thanks Kroney, will do!

Now you're sure I'm not going to look like a complete fucking knobend here aren't you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:10, Reply)

no more so than normal...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Great to hear!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:11, Reply)

i think you should come to the next secret bash dressed EXACTLY like this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:15, Reply)

I think you're 90% there already
the number of posts you've made about it this morning clearly indicates that the obsession has taken hold and it only remains for you to embrace the culture fully.
Take thy goggles, and go forthwith.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Cool!
(is it 'steampunk' to say 'cool'?)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:11, Reply)

If so, COOL.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:11, Reply)

I don't think "cool" is very Victorian
Wasn't it imported by those ghastly Yankees?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:14, Reply)

Don't forget to say that you took the mechanised omnibus
rather than "bus". It'd probably be best to pretend you're an airship pilot, too. I don't think "warehouse manager" is steampunk enough.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:15, Reply)

Monty is now "Exotic Goods Importer/Exporter"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:19, Reply)

- to the Stars

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:24, Reply)

He doesn't like to mention it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:27, Reply)

He's had Russ Abbott on the phone this morning.
It's a Mad House there.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:31, Reply)

I hope there wasn't an Atmosphere

( Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:32, Reply)

Apparently he got into the real swing of things a few weeks back when he charged 1932 prices for a load of stuff on Amazon.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:25, Reply)

roflchopter

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:27, Reply)

roflomnibus

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:30, Reply)

*tips top hat*
Oh, I say, top hole!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Come on you cunts, click dat shit up.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:54, Reply)

Woah, check 'em.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:54, Reply)

I think when you hate most types of people there is little worth in ranking subgroups.
Alt: To answer the question in the previous thread, I have spent this morning despatching records instead of working.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:29, Reply)

There are no sub groups, only cunts.
And Zool.

Also, Kroney is on top form this morning.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:32, Reply)

I think I'm going to have a little nap.
I'm misfiring.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:33, Reply)

What's up mon petit monsieur?
Big weekend?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:35, Reply)

Not especially, Every now and again I get periods where I just can't stay asleep.
I'm not very good at it at the best of times. I was awak by 5am today and feel like I'm in a fog.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:37, Reply)

in r
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:38, Reply)

I am glad I don't get that.
Quite the opposite in fact.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:46, Reply)

I have to be one step shy of passing out on my feet
before I can sleep anywhere other than in bed, at night. Even then I'll frequently wake up and, when it's at its worst, I can't get back to sleep again.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:51, Reply)

That must be Eiffel for you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:53, Reply)

Morning
9am meeting after a week off to discover I've been assigned a bunch of jobs in my absence, that'll learn me. My weekend was mostly spent haranguing BT for being clueless incompetents. I have just got a text telling me that my phoneline will be activated tomorrow, so that's something, but I've checked the job reference and broadband won't be activated for another week. Fuckers.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:43, Reply)

what's wrong with sci fi?
I think steampunk is kind of cool.

also. you suck. and you're smelly.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:53, Reply)

I think steampunks are tedious, attention-seeking pricks.

( Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:55, Reply)

I like the style, but I don't think I could pull it off.
I just like the way they put things together. it's a bit quirky.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:57, Reply)

I was willing to overlook the smell because he sucks.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:59, Reply)

+swallows

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:59, Reply)

Can someone start a new thread please?
Preferably one in which I can easily shoehorn references to my album.
Thanks x
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:04, Reply)

FFS
metro.co.uk/2013/04/29/gallery-whitby-goth-feastival-2013-3696666/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:10, Reply)