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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well that was a shit thread
We need BBC news links
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22607506

What language would you like to speak and why?


Alt: Are any of you lot wearing a wig today?


Alt:alt: What would be the best thing you could do tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:18, 200 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'd like to speak French, cos it's close and I go their relatively often
alt: no

altalt: ym
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:19, Reply)
I bet you set off to the local shops and end up in paris

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:20, Reply)
i fell asleep on the train :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:20, Reply)
French is just English but slower and louder.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:20, Reply)
With added shrugging.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:23, Reply)
I've been to France loads
I just shout at them slowly until they understand. Foolproof.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:24, Reply)
Would love to be fully fluent in dutch,
rather than the snatches of phrases I know.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 May 2013, 14:19, Reply)
very usuful in australia....
woudn't aborigine be better?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:20, Reply)
Nah, they've killed most of them and those that remain are destitute drug addicts and alcoholics.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:23, Reply)
there are hundreds of aboriginal dialects.
Most are dead now though.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 May 2013, 14:32, Reply)
You aren't trying hard enough then are you

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:37, Reply)
not really. can't be bothered.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 May 2013, 14:38, Reply)
cos there are a few abbos left?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:38, Reply)
Hello Poppet long time'N'all
Whats the use they all speak english?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:21, Reply)
I know. But I would have grown up being bilingual if my dad hadn't gotten sick.
It's kind of hard to speak Dutch if you have no layrnx to help with some of the sounds, so it makes it hard to teach your kids the language. I really wish that I'd grown up speaking it because it would have been a nice way to keep in touch with my family roots.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 May 2013, 14:31, Reply)
I had a girlfriend in Flemish Belgium so started learning Dutch
its an ugly language. Telling someone you love them with ik houd van u is not romantic. Not Italian and French, they're romantic languages.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:23, Reply)
Klingon. I've heard that chicks really dig a bloke with a Ginsters glued to his head.
Dunno about anyone else, but I'm not.
Genocide.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 22 May 2013, 14:23, Reply)
Hello the lovely Stuj
Greggs Hat speaks Klingon?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:25, Reply)
Dunno.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 22 May 2013, 14:25, Reply)
Also: Noon The LOVELY Harters

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 22 May 2013, 14:25, Reply)
French and Italian so I can chat up the fly honeys in the languages of luuuuurve

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:24, Reply)
What the hell is WRONG with you?
ENGLISH.
Slowly and loudly.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 22 May 2013, 15:18, Reply)
I'd love to be fluent in a variety of languages, but I'm still struggling with English.
Like Nakers I go to France quite a bit, so I guess French would be the most useful.

Alt: What?

Altalt: Hand make some record sleeves. YES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:25, Reply)
we could fo together!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Mrs Ape suggested the very same thing.
I'm not sure if she was including you in the plan or not.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:30, Reply)
I bet Kroney would make you all BBQ at his Château

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:30, Reply)
I would, too.
I'd love a chateau with all windows and turrets and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:34, Reply)
where you would wait for your prince to come and rescue you?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:35, Reply)
I'd let down my long golden tresses, so that he could climb up my tower
and smash my back doors right the fuck in.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:39, Reply)
briser mes portes arrière

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)
I bet after all the time in her tower
that Rapunzel was all over the prince dripping like a leaking tap, the filthy bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)
Stop being so modest.
So would you like to be able to speak English so that you didn't have to use "Le Google Translation"
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:38, Reply)
Alt:It's Wig Wednesday or some shit today
Wear a wig to raise money for cancer
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:29, Reply)
Nah, fuck 'em

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:30, Reply)
I would like to speak Mandarin
And voice overs for the "Shaw Brothers Studio"
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:27, Reply)
I'd like to speak 'two slightly distorted guitars'

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:38, Reply)
Serbo-Croat so I can start a war
Alt: lolwaki

AltAlt: this is a shit thread
(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Alt:alt: That's a mirror

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:29, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1971037
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:31, Reply)
Altalt: I hear ya, nig

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:32, Reply)
Japanese, always wanted to - not enough to *actually* bother learning it though.
I am shit at languages.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:31, Reply)

at languages
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:33, Reply)

languages adding items for sale to Amazon
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:33, Reply)
bullyinglol

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:34, Reply)
:o(
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:35, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1970834
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:37, Reply)
^typical bent spastic post

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:38, Reply)
yeah well...you're poorer than someone from Skelmsdale

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)
Yeah, well.....IHATEYOU

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:43, Reply)
*hugs*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:46, Reply)
I dunno
You appear to be good at swearing
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Fucking right I am.
I am master of English, but that's it, sadly.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:35, Reply)

ANDREW MARR
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Japanese is quite easy as a spoken language.
Only two tenses compared to twelve English ones.

Written is a tad complicated. 3 Alphabets and they use the English alphabet too.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:35, Reply)
It sounds well cool in 'Shogun'.
That's all I have to say on the matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:37, Reply)
Shogun ain't no Tenko Monty.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Shogun has aged BRILLIANTLY.
Honestly it's fucking superb.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)
Richard Chamberlain was well cool in that

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Shogun: Total War?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Nope, Shogun, high budget tv mini series from the late 70s

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Meh, Shogun's no Takeshi's Castle.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 22 May 2013, 15:15, Reply)
*skips stone*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:16, Reply)
I dunno man,
when I listen to them at the takeaway when I'm picking up my chow mein and crispy duck it soundsd well complicated
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)
Chinese?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)
FFS BP

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:46, Reply)
I fancy trying that, might be useful
Slightly worrying that the wrong pitch/tone changes the same word, so you could be asking a woman for a cup of tea and it might come out as "can I have a go on your fanny please,"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:47, Reply)
no I've just eaten thanks

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:53, Reply)
Italian would please the missus..
..so Russian it is. I know a bit of Vulcan, hang on..

Flimmy-flammy-pavvy Savvy-cam

The only Russian I know is "Noo par Rooshkie?" thanks to Sean Connery.

Alt: No, I have bountiful hair that grows back in grayer every time I shave it off. The last time I shaved it off was to have a fake bald patch for an OAP fancy dress party.

Altalt: DMAAKM?
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:35, Reply)
Fuck's sake, the only Russian anyone ever needs to know is (phonetically) Yob Toveymaty.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 22 May 2013, 15:16, Reply)
When I lived in Holland and did the British thing, assuming they all spoke English.
Coming across a bus driver who didn't was actually quite a shock. I'd like to speak Taglog, so when I mentioned I did, people would ask me what that was, and I could do a smug.
Alt, no.
Alt alt, go to the gym. Joined a new one it's ace.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:38, Reply)
In other news I have finished my expenses:

£4696.94
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:38, Reply)
In other news my boss is back from holiday and being a monumental wanker.
Oh sorry you said 'news'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:39, Reply)
did he bring back any foreign sweets?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:40, Reply)
Just some freshly gassed orange jews

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)
I like Toblerone,

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Oh crap. No early finish?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:40, Reply)
Not if I ask today, no chance.
Better if I wait til the morrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Will you able to afford a medal with all of that?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:40, Reply)
What are you prattling on about now twatface?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)
I'm suggesting sarcastically that you deserve a medal for completing your expenses

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:43, Reply)
I'd like to be able to fart in another language

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:40, Reply)
the sound or smeel?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:40, Reply)
smeel?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)
Smeel
The process of rubbing butter into the skin of a new born baby badger. It is imperative this happens within the first 48 hours or it loses all flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)
smeel heeed?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:43, Reply)
yes
smeel
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Oh right, sorry, I thought you said smeel.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:46, Reply)
I reckon I could impersonate a french after a day on the garlic bread, but I'm unsure about how to do the shrugtrump

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:43, Reply)
In stereo?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)
into a tin can attached to a string pulled taut running through the channel tunnel to another tin can in the face of a mime

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:53, Reply)
My flatmate has a CCJ, it turns out.
Her credit check failed.

*facepalm*
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Oh shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:43, Reply)
hahahaha
ffs, this flat is such a saga...

You should move in with OG and be done with it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)
Gotta laugh, haven't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:45, Reply)
ha ha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:46, Reply)
so what's the next move? Can you pay all the rent and "sublet" to her?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Probably not officially

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:47, Reply)
no i appreciate that
but it's an option
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:48, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1971221
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:48, Reply)
always with Krony's mum

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:49, Reply)
I bet the credit check cost a fuck load more than it was worth.
Can she get a guarantor?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:46, Reply)
About £75 to do it privately i think

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Up the arse?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:47, Reply)
~£4 if you do it on the website yourself.
Three credit reference agencies if you want to be thorough, ~£12, plus the time it takes temp to do it. Half hour... shouldn't cost more than £20
(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:49, Reply)
fair enough, i might check out all of you lot tyonight

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Start with Monty.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:50, Reply)
then onto AA
I'll make a credit score top trumps set
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:51, Reply)
but what about up the arse?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:50, Reply)
That's included.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:51, Reply)
I'm pretty sure they cost about £25 AKSHERLLY AND ITS NOT STEALING AKSHERRRLLLYYYY!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:57, Reply)

www.moneysavingexpert.com/loans/credit-rating-credit-score#files
(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Yeah, I accept your reasoning, but there was a Guardian videocast thing the other day and the guy said it would
that £25 was normally what it ended up costing the agencies.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:10, Reply)
£25 is not totally unreasonable.
£100+ seems to be the standard.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Yeah. Credit check cost 100 quid each, but that's still a damned sight cheaper than some letting agencies charge.
She's getting her boss to guarantee and taking that to the landlady.

I'm mostly standing around with a palm almost permanently attached to my forehead.

The 100 quid does include other fees, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:51, Reply)
Whats the CCJ for anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:51, Reply)
Her ex-boyfriend took out a credit card in her name.
She didn't even know about it until it got her in trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:52, Reply)
who are these people who do shit like that seriously?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Fucked if I know, Nakers.
The guy was a sociopath.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:06, Reply)
what's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:07, Reply)
For all intents and purposes, there isn't one.
At most psychopaths are born that way and sociopaths get broken from the outside in.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Yes there is
A sociopath has a personality disorder which makes their attitudes and behaviour antisocial.
A psychopath has a chronic mental disorder which makes their behaviour violent and aggressive.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Oh, I'm just going by what Google said, soz.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:33, Reply)
YOU FUCKING ARSEHOLE

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:36, Reply)
That's ok, just don't do it again or I'll smash your teeth in with a hammer.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:36, Reply)
The CCJ should be cancelled and the debt passed to the boyfriend.
Then she can get the credit reference agencies to ammend the file.

Not an instant solution but it should stop some problems if you need anything else for the flat on credit.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Cheers, I'll get her to look into it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:06, Reply)
I got them to cancel a bunch of missed payments for something that I never ordered.
They were pretty helpful.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:08, Reply)
I'd like to speak Mandarin
language of the future and all that.

Alt alt: lie around. My bones ache.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:50, Reply)
what is this like 2008? ditch the bones grandma

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Yeah I need to get me one of them
upload things so my consciousness can be preserved forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:53, Reply)
Speak Orange?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:55, Reply)
It's EE now.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Is ther future still bright?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:01, Reply)
Chatter Tangerine

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:57, Reply)
*Mandarin fives*
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1971138
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:57, Reply)
We're ahead of the game hartley hare
All these fools with their Japanese and French.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Hey Amberl
Do you have a job yet?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Nooo
though I've worked since I was last on regularly. But I do have good news and a direction in life so things are alright. How are you? Doing any festivals this year?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Yeah, going to Bloodstock in August.
What is your life direction? Are you gonna be a UKIP councillor?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:01, Reply)
Bloody Pinkoes.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Amberl once punched Nigel Farage for looking at someone with a sun tan.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:04, Reply)
I heard that Amberl's best mate Gove thinks she goes a bit too far sometimes with her right wing views.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Yeah it was shocking
he said something like 'maybe not talk about immigration like that'.

So I punched him in the face the commie bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:07, Reply)
this is the best Gove thing ever.
3.bp.blogspot.com/-oHfzDFoVDvk/UEYRaaaY5EI/AAAAAAAAF9M/afSgSxxnk_0/s1600/Stephen-Collins-17-March--001.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:13, Reply)
That is quite brilliant.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Haha, I'm a changed person Al
Nah I decided since the only thing I've ever properly wanted to do was law, I might as well go for it and stop making excuses for being a failure. So doing the conversion course in September.

Hope you enjoy Bloodstock!
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Oh good stuff!
Where are you doing that?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:04, Reply)
In Brighton
which is a city I really like so I'm looking forward to that! I'm working out funding at the moment but regardless it feels good to have sorted something.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Is that at Sussex or the old Poly?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Sussex
funnily enough my sister is heading there for uni as well. I've already assured her that I won't cramp her style though.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Don't live in Moulsecoombe or Whitehawk
Queens Park is a nice area, and there are a lot of student halls near the level which is a great place to live.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:32, Reply)
I'll check it out for definite
I'm waiting to see what sort of budget I'm on before I look properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:34, Reply)
Most of Brighton is alright, but you don't want to be on the Hove side or it'll be a pain getting to Uni.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:35, Reply)
Yeah Hove is a bit far out for me
and not just because I'm a lazy bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Maybe just sleep under the pier?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:35, Reply)
I dunno where I'd hang my clothes tangled
I'm not sure you've thought this one through.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:41, Reply)
On one of the support struts.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:42, Reply)
They don't really branch out though
impossible conundrum.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:43, Reply)
You'll need to sell your clothes to buy heroin to keep you warm at night.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:44, Reply)
hurry up and apply to us for a summer placement
those are the best ways to get training contracts these days...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Summer placement sounds good!
trying to get my arse into gear and get myself sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:26, Reply)
I don't know if you knew this, but I'm down in Brighton a lot.


you know



Just in case your breasts got lonely down there.



or not



Whatever.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:21, Reply)
got a toyboy stashed away down there?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Nah. A Job.
But soon, I'll have Amberls Breasts too.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:22, Reply)
having never met heer I feel ill placed to comment
i
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:23, Reply)
i what?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Also, all you need to know is that she has breasts.
Big bouncing wonderful breasts.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:24, Reply)
yeah but it feels rather internet pervy talking about them, when she don't know me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:24, Reply)
That's never stopped Gonz before

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:28, Reply)
I ain't a fat mess of a virgin though

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:33, Reply)
I'm like OT's version of Sexface and even I'm not passing comment.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Yeah, far less pervy for a couple of married fathers to be discussing a young woman's breasts.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:38, Reply)
oh noes
you were mean about me on the internet

I INSIST THAT YOU DELETE THIS NOW WAAAAAAAH
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Sorry swipe
deleting things would be against my code
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:41, Reply)
it's against most people's codes

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:45, Reply)
They've always got each other
but if you're round that way, we should have a drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:24, Reply)
deffoes.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Fuck THAT The LOVELY Amberl.
Make 'em learn English.
'Noon, long time no pander.
*PANDERS*
*Applies Magic Internet Duvet of Comforting and Painkillers+1*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 22 May 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Alright the terrific Stuj!
How have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Not bad ta lully, you?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 22 May 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Good, cheers
is nice to be back!
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:32, Reply)
:D
*EXTRA PANDERINGS*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 22 May 2013, 15:36, Reply)
We need to fix the popular page. Say something funny.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Al is a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:21, Reply)
I've been trying to move for five months?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:24, Reply)
man up and live by yourself
or

man up and move in with OG
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:25, Reply)
If this falls through, I'm dropping her.
Although she does owe me a fair bit of money out of all this.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:26, Reply)
I have a flat that will need a tenant in a couple of months...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:27, Reply)
WITH OAK FLOORS

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:27, Reply)
indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:28, Reply)
And it's own BBQ area?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:29, Reply)
there is potential on the roof

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:32, Reply)
A long time ago i used to live in a high rise block on the 19th floor
I had access to the roof and use to have some wicked parties up there
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:39, Reply)
CSB

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:39, Reply)
I Noes \o/

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:43, Reply)
it took me 6
not counting the actual finding of the place.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:37, Reply)

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