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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well I have asked the lovely stuj for good weather this weekendBut I think I need to invest in a new BBQ
www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/features/the-10-best-barbecues-8619798.html
I would build my own if I had the room, any tips or advice on BBQ’s?
Alt: what’s the best thing to cook on a BBQ?
Alt:alt: Share something that happened to you at a BBQ
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:32,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Put fire in a hole and cook meat on itAlt: Meat
Altalt: I got very drunk at one last year and fell down the hill we were all pissing on, then me and a mate rubbed our cocks on a window and then fell over laughing into the ice bucket
LOLZORZ
Sorry I'm a prick
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Theoban What of it, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:35,
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You Irish and your wacky ways(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:36,
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I want to do a whole pig in a firepitby do I mean cook
not fuck
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Theoban What of it, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:37,
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I only have a Yarden So I aint really got the room, I handmade a huge wicked BBQ at my last place it included a brick oven, spit and various grills and work surfaces
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:39,
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I have one of those out the back of my Youse(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:45,
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Yard garden = Yarden do keep up
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:46,
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:o((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:03,
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We don't all get free plonk and money offat Pizza Express
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:52,
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BBQ's in the UK are shitJust get some decent food and cook it in a kitchen like a fucking normal human being...
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Not mine BDogOnly the weather lets mine down
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:40,
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Now HH, your nom de plume may sound like a ladies large jubbliesBut with that statement you have confirmed a point, we don't have the weather for them. So even if you surrounded your BBQ with HH enhanced ladies there wouldn't be enough shelter.
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Sorry, butthe urge to burn meat on a fire is one of man's basic instincts that cannot be denied.
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^^THIS^^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:44,
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I had to google who that wasEwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:50,
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The best bit is when you realise you are so pissed that are not going to get the benefit, and neither is anyone else, of the 6 hours work undertaken before everyone turned up. (, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Are you talking about barbecues or your job?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:46,
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I'm going to a barbecue in Ireland next WednesdayWISH ME LUCK
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Theoban What of it, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:49,
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I reckon South Africans are the king of the BBQ.Turks, Greeks, Desert-people, australians.... they all reckon they're the BBQ kinds, but they know fuck all compared to the safffers.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:01,
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Examples needed(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:02,
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most violent of all the german sausages(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:06,
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Oscar Pistorius, Nelson Mandela(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:05,
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Nah, ArgentiniansIf you want steak cooked properly, Argentinian steakhouse is the place.
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Sporty self marinated (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:17,
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COBRA BEER SARVely good
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:22,
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I'm not even able to get drunk at the momentStupid mother-in-law
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:41,
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Actually, I don't disagree with you there.I don't have any experiance with Argentinian food, but I <3 a US BBQ
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:25,
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dude you HAVE to come to my local Argie place(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:36,
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I've heard nothing but wonderful things about them, I'm s0o0o0o0o0o up for that though, I'll send you a gaz.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:42,
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Can I go home?I'm done. Somebody write me a sicknote, please.
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Kroney, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:12,
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Can't you just leave?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:13,
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I'm not really sick.I need the note to give it an air of veracity.
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Kroney, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:14,
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Just go on strike for the afternoon you Frencies don't normally need a reason
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:15,
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No, I mean stand up, say "Right, I'm off now. See you tomorrow", then leave.That's what I'd do.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:18,
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Just walk out. Dead subtle. They won't even notice. Feckless frog.
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To whom it may concernKroney is a sick individual.
Yours
Kroney's mum
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I said how sick are you and you said 'well I'm in bed with my sister' hahahahahahaha
JOKES
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Theoban What of it, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:14,
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me either to be honest but i promised a mate i'd say that (
Theoban What of it, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:16,
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+ in exchange for looking after his bag of jazzmags(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:21,
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+ But my sister did(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:16,
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Does anyone know any good download sites for booksNot ones that fill my PC with all sorts of shit?
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no but I'd like to know about free books for my mobile cos I only have 3 on there(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:22,
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Download fbreaderthen add the Gutenberg catalogue, already has the manybooks.net one in, can search for more as well.
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If you log outthen sign in, but click "I've forgotten my password" then click "reset my password" without putting an email address in you can see the last four gazes sent on b3ta (by anyone).
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???????Sent to who?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:20,
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usually sexy gazzes from the women of b3ta to me(
Theoban What of it, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:21,
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Wow, the inside of it is showing as empty for me, but you're not wrong, I wonder if you can send from a blank account.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:27,
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Shows up as empty, gonna try send one
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 May 2013, 15:29,
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Also, how did you figure that out? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 May 2013, 15:31,
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I've only ever had proper brick barbecues, so I can't help. However, one BBQ I was at, getting a bit drunk and the like, and tripped in the grass and landed heavily on the base of an old washing line. Cracked 3 ribs, didn't notice until the next day. Never underestimate the power of weed.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 May 2013, 15:22,
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Labia Majora, late of this place, managed to break his leg on one(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:23,
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If I had the room I would build a Brick BBQ:(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:24,
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Operation SportsBBQ will commence next month(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:24,
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Did you look at any of them plans I linked?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:31,
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I certainly didJust working out where to put it in the garden
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:38,
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If you have the room add a brick oven this link may helpwww.heidelbergcement.com/uk/en/hanson/products/chimney_and_roofing/concrete_flue_liners/index.htm
also seach local reclamation yards for a cast door
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:41,
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yeah you'd expect them to tidy up their lawn, pull up any dandelions and that(
Theoban What of it, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:27,
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Best BBQ anecdote ever was old Labs (late of this parish) running full pelt into onein the dark, pissed up and LARPing. He absolutly knackered himself, the silly sod.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:30,
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What a silly boy he must have been. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 May 2013, 15:31,
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One of the silliest boys ever, I'd say.He was waving a foam sword or some shit, too.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:34,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1972981
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:34,
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Monty, can you please explaing the whole Andrew Marr joke, I think I was away when they did it in class.(
Bazongaloid, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:40,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1826433#post1826440
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:59,
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Well bugger me. I can take some credit for that.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:18,
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Aw shitSORRY HH
I CLICKED I LIKE THIS ON YOUR POST
I REALLY DON'T CARE EITHER WAY ABOUT IT
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Theoban What of it, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:41,
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No problems The other thread ran out of steam and this was all I could think of at the time, truth be told it is a shit thread
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:43,
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No I didn't mean that I just meantugh I can't even be arsed finishing this
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Theoban What of it, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:46,
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Alt: Diced chicken breast, marinaded in soy sauce, chilli, lime and ginger, on a kebab with yellow peppers and onions.Either that, or chinese style glazed pork.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:43,
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Isn't that a bit expensive for someone in your position?(
Bazongaloid, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:45,
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His position?I assume you mean on his knees sucking the bank manager for a 2 week extension
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It's why when I do a BBQ, I tell everyone that if they want to eat, they need to contribute a couple of quidSpent £80-90 on my one last year, got £70 back, which wasn't too bad.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:53,
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I got a mate who does BBQs all the time, he has a £10 enterance fee to any neighbour/friend (unless someone is in a situation, if you get me), but everyone can have what they want for that and he buys it all wholesale.He's never had anyone grumble, let alone complain, and whenever there is profit there, he gives it to the dogs.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:59,
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I don't think it makes any sense to give the profit to dogs.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:01,
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The wholesaler bit, I meanIt's why I pick up the food, this was £40 odd, and fed everyone last year.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:03,
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Not me, I was left sitting in the corner with only a bread roll :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:05,
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I also provide salads, veggie only kebabs, and I'm willing to also cook veggie burgers.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:09,
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S'alright I ate before I came out.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:09,
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YOU MEAN I WENT TO ALL THIS EFFORT FOR NOTHING?!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:10,
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Hah, I meant the dog charity =)(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:24,
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I have a friend that has his own joinery shop and he saves me bags of chipping they add great flavour during the cooking process, oak, hickory and cherry work really well
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:47,
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Offer to collect them and payIt helps if they dont mix them
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:54,
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There's a local one to meI may pop in soon
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:54,
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Soak your skewers overnightTOP TIP
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:49,
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Bought some metal ones a couple of years ago, far easier.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:50,
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until you pick them up off the BBQ(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:52,
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Don't buy as much as you think you'll needas people invariably bring food along. Put a big bucket/bin outside full of ice for beers. Put another one elsewhere for rubbish.
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Thin steaks - 20 seconds on each side. Done. Boiled new potato, wrapped in foil with rosemary, garlic and olive oil. Get a good bowl of a BBQ marinade/sauce and use a few sprigs of rosemary to brush things on there with it. Belly pork. Portobello mushrooms with garlic butter in
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I ate far too much and drank far too much
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:48,
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As I'm blessed with a good local supplier, I tell other to just pass on cash, rather than bringing foodUnless they're able to get something I can't. My friend brought some excellent kielbasa last year, they were excellent.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:55,
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Someone brought teriyaki salmon wrapped in foil last timeN O M
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:56,
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Really fucking goodOnly needed about 2 mins
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:57,
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Belly pork is fucking great on a BBQ and really cheap too(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:58,
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Did I mention the Hog Roast I went to a few Sundays ago?That was well NOM, one of the Suckling pigs was marinated with a root beer and brown sugar + other stuff concoction
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:01,
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Oh manI want a spit-roasting attachment now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:02,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1972871
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:03,
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I've heard she's a big meat eater(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:04,
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Yes agreedHake is one of the best fish for BBQ's
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:57,
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Not sure I've ever had hake(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:58,
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It's a very solid meaty fish as such it will not fall to bitsAlso see Red Snapper
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:59,
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I get this(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:02,
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The rules for any BBQ we hold or go to is......If you are going to one just bring drink they provide the food,
If I'm holding one just bring drink I provide the Food.
This seems to work well
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:56,
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I like veg and halumni kababs just as much as meat, sounds crazy, but its true.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:00,
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I did pre-poached chicken with nommy chorizo and halloumi(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:01,
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All BBQ's need Halumi somewhere in the mix(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:01,
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Last BBQ me and Lusty had, that's what we went forDidn't miss the meat at all.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:03,
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Yep, above the gates of our family seat it's inscribed:'Last BBQ me and Lusty had, that's what we went for'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:08,
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I really like halloumi. Can I be in the halloumi club?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 May 2013, 16:17,
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This is really rather good(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:21,
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sure, if you sign up you get a welcome pack, an iron-on patch and a booklet of halloumi facts,and then quarterly updates, invites to events etc. Fifteen nicker for all that PLUS you know it's helping save endangered halloumi varieties from extinction so you feel great too!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:24,
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This should have been put forward for AA to do in the last thread(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:34,
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it's lovely battered and deep-fried, I am sorry to report.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:30,
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I like halloumi tooBut I don't wanna be in no club
no offence
but you're all fucking weirdos
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Theoban What of it, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:41,
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Ditto, done that a few times, the italians have the right idea about meat.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:26,
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