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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You want to know who's a cunt? That Lee 'Riggers' Rigby.
What a fucking cunt.

Who else is a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:38, 257 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
haha me, haahahahahahah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:38, Reply)
That cunt who did all that deleting earlier.
Fucking cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:40, Reply)
what a fucking paki jew cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:40, Reply)
Aslan the lion
He's a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:42, Reply)
stay dead you fucking god bothering bcunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:45, Reply)
YEAH

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:47, Reply)
Do they have a hierachy of cunt?
acunt
bcunt
ccunt
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:58, Reply)
yes, you acunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:00, Reply)
Al obvs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:43, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1974298
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:44, Reply)
Is that an internet cunt or real life cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:46, Reply)
A GROWNUP ADULT cunt, I know what you're like Glitter

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:47, Reply)
In that case, Steven Berkoff.
Happy to portray Nazis on screen, but IRL a screaming whining kike.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:49, Reply)
He's a frightful luvvie as well.
The wanker.

Steven JERKOFF MORE LIKE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:57, Reply)
You know who the real cunts are?
The cunts who aren't posting in this thread right now.
Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:49, Reply)
You cunt,

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:50, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:51, Reply)
total cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:57, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1974284
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:58, Reply)
do we even know if he killed a taliban or not?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:50, Reply)
I hardly think we are going to be told that.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:51, Reply)
it's critical that we know so whoever is responsible can update the scoreboards

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:54, Reply)
Well.... He operated a machine gun in ragheadstan, so probably a couple of dozen.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:55, Reply)
What we need as that EDL fellow, he seems to know what's what
can't have them rag heads coming over here with their "muslamic rayguns" and all
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:57, Reply)
i dunno who is winning anymore
it's like Sunday in a Test match with slow wicket and entrenched batting side!!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:56, Reply)
Is this about your mum and the west indian cricket team again?
I heard she got Viv Richards
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:58, Reply)
SIX

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:58, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:16, Reply)
withadrumstick 111!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:52, Reply)
No but at one point he definitely tallied his banana

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:58, Reply)
Really? Nothing at all for this?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:16, Reply)
I've been humming the song ever since, if that's any help?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:22, Reply)
Gash is another name for cunt isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Yeah - reading your posts I'd say you've a bad case of GASHtroenturitus

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:58, Reply)
oh-OH

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:01, Reply)
and he has a fat wife
WTAB
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:55, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:57, Reply)
My boss is a cunt cos he's away all the time and won't approve my holiday request

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:57, Reply)
I'm sure it'll be fine.
If anyone has a problem, tell them tangledupinblue off the internet said you could.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:58, Reply)
Does that apply to leaving early only my dog's ill?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:59, Reply)
Again?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:00, Reply)
My nan's dog I mean

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Oh right, that all seems to be in order then.
Yes, go on, off you go.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:17, Reply)
WOO HOOO
I-I mean, thanks a lot, poor old Tiddles, I mean Rover, will really appreciate this.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:26, Reply)
I've been waiting three days for him to press a button on a website
I've sent him emails
Might kill everyone
EVERYONE
i.imgur.com/G7Rxg.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:01, Reply)
I'm disappointed I can't find a THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE brosnon gif

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:07, Reply)
it's ok I'm just watching the scene on youtube ON REPEAT

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:10, Reply)

knowyourmeme.com/photos/128228-then-maybe-you-shouldnt-be-living-heeeeeeeeeeeeeere
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Mine's a cunt but he's approved my going to DER FATHERLAND in June

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:59, Reply)
My normal one's a top bloke who approved my trip to WEST RUSSIA in July
but this one's a dick head who can't do his job
the cunt's set himself to 'busy' now
prick
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:01, Reply)
go into his office, put on his clothes, sit in his chair and click YES GO ON HOLIDAY

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:02, Reply)
He's in France
FRANCE GLUEY
FUCKING FRANCE
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Jesus, is there no depth of depravity to which these cunts won't sink?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:03, Reply)
He works for Kroney.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:06, Reply)
they put the manky brown bits inside every fourth onion

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:07, Reply)
we use a pasteur pipette

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:09, Reply)
Bosses are always cunts
Mine makes me take holiday to accompany my partner to chemotherapy.
He just takes the time off to go with his wife to hers.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Where do you work, like, chemo-r-us
lol
totes zinged you there
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Southampton general akcherlly

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:03, Reply)
alright chompy
nice new login
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:08, Reply)
I know this is going to be struck through but.
I wish I was thirty again.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:15, Reply)
Me too brother
me too
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:15, Reply)
when I get to thirty I get the book explaining girls and mortgages right?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:29, Reply)
Yes, but it won't make any sense until you are 35

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:45, Reply)
least respected of all the senior military figures

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:27, Reply)
what's worse is that your partner's not even ill

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:15, Reply)
He just really, really hates hair

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:15, Reply)
Shittest musical ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:17, Reply)
I'll tell her she is swinging the lead, when I see her tonight.
That should help.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:16, Reply)
You massive Chemophile.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Chemophile would be a great name for "One who enjoys the music of The Chemical Brothers".
Whatever happened to them anywaY?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:27, Reply)
Tom lives in America (I think) with his annoying wife.
Ed - fuck knows. he's a prick

They did a special track for the cycling thingy at the Olympics.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:28, Reply)
One of them couldn't make Lily Allen come or something.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:29, Reply)
Was it called "Only our first two albums were any good, and the second one wasn't all that frankly bar the final track"

(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:29, Reply)
Nah it was called
'Their very first 12" as The Dust Brothers was great as were the next couple of 12"s and their remix work for the likes of The Charlatans but by the time they'd got an album deal they were already tired and formulaic, Tom's sound as, though'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:37, Reply)
It was rubbish.
They got a HUNDRED GRAND to play in New York on the millennium eve, warming up for David fucking Bowie.

Can you 'adam and eve' it?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:38, Reply)
Catchy title though.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:39, Reply)
It's not like you to rave on at a twelve incher !!!
That's double clever, 'cus a "twelve incher" could be a penis or dildo, but i've added the 'rave' aspect to it, because its rave music.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:05, Reply)
It's posts like this that make you the internet's no.1 guy, Gonzarelli old chum

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:37, Reply)

y t
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:38, Reply)
or
u a
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Sally Bercow is a libellous cunt
As is Lord McAlpine or whoever.
And a paedo, apparently.

I never liked his erections all over the place, disrupting traffic and whatnot
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:03, Reply)
He must have a really big penis

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:04, Reply)
Hey Gang,
I've had a busy morning, what's been going on here?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 May 2013, 14:18, Reply)
We all fucked

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:19, Reply)
well, did you at least get some photos so i can have a little hand shandy over the sweaty mound of internet love?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 May 2013, 14:20, Reply)
It all happened so quickly, I certainly didn't think to pick up a camera.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:21, Reply)
Yeah I got one
Here you go
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:23, Reply)
i'm really not sure i want to click on that

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 May 2013, 14:24, Reply)
your loss
mad sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:25, Reply)
i clicked,
i liked.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 May 2013, 14:27, Reply)
PHWOARRRRRRR

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:25, Reply)
Cor, it's like the Bigg Market on a Saturday night!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 24 May 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Basically Tango's a cunt, Chompy's 30 - you know,
stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:21, Reply)
I can't get a day off
y'know, things
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:24, Reply)
what did Tango do?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 May 2013, 14:25, Reply)
Thread deletion, innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 24 May 2013, 14:25, Reply)
Everyone seems to be a bit afraid to post since then.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:26, Reply)
why did you delete a thread for?
Did someone kill a helpless little animal in it or something ?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 May 2013, 14:27, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1974376
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:28, Reply)
It's all been very upsetting.
and a little bit lol
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:29, Reply)
People seem to get very not-upset about it
Even though once there's a new thread no-one looks at old ones anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:31, Reply)
Nakers prints out each thread and files them.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:35, Reply)
That was fucking hilarious that was.
Good old Nakie-Noo
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:39, Reply)
That was the troll that made me realise that
he wasn't a desperately shit spastic and was actually quite funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)
He's top notch

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:43, Reply)
Yeah, but don't tell him I said so, ok?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Don't worry, I'll delete this subthread in a minute.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Imma delete your fuckin front teeth in a fuckin minute sunshine

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:50, Reply)
too late I seen it and I'm all : )

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:51, Reply)

Here's something else for you
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:56, Reply)
i know the hover trick : (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:00, Reply)
also the link is purple : (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:00, Reply)
lol and double lol

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:16, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1972618#post1972621
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:57, Reply)
i was all like :(((
then I was all like : ))))

now I'm all like O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:02, Reply)
I've obviously missed something, here.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 24 May 2013, 14:50, Reply)
/ot's secret best troll had several people on that he prints out all the emails he wishes to file for future reference.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Which troll would that be then?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 24 May 2013, 14:53, Reply)
"Good old Nakie-Noo"

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:56, Reply)
A right, I thought it was Nakers pretending to be someone else

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 24 May 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Poor old Kroney
5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1833744
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:57, Reply)
That's was fucking CLARSE

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:12, Reply)
I realised at around this point
5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1833789
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:14, Reply)
I heard he sews them together and makes an /ot suit
and parades in front of the mirror squealing I'M ROB I'M THE BEST POPULAR POSTER EVER
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)
what if send all of our carefully thoughtout social tooing and froing in to the mist again :(

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:30, Reply)
Unless they're all working, tangles.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 24 May 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Seems unlikely.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:35, Reply)
Terrible things
Terrible things
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:25, Reply)
EVERYBODY RELAX, THE POPULAR PAGE HAS UPDATED!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 24 May 2013, 14:35, Reply)
YESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:37, Reply)
FFS
Popular page is that shit even I am on there...

And I have to be one of the worst posters (expect for nakers and the Frenchman of course)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Your post is from when it was broken.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:47, Reply)
that explains it
Thanks Tangles
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:50, Reply)
You've had a good few clicks off me lately

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:57, Reply)
So YurtprickInBlue thinks we should all listen to this by the former Elastica guitarist.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE5l1UqXzac

What a cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Al is bullying me on facebook :'(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:43, Reply)
I don't know what's wrong with me.
I just can't help myself.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)
Look deep inside yourself, Algernon
Or look here: b3ta.com/search/answers?q=al+is+a+cunt
One of them holds the answer.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Reading back through all those posts is really funny.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:50, Reply)
It really is

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:05, Reply)
I'm a big fan of Al, Supermatt AND sexface.
But only because all three of them would denny anyone can be alright with all three.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:08, Reply)
I've met all three of them and only have time for Al.
of the remaining two, a Matrixnonce and a smug, misogynist bully I cannot deal with.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Awwwwww, Monty!!!!!!
You like me! You actually AKSHERLLLY!!!! like me!!!!

I feel all warm and fuzzy in my trousers.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:19, Reply)
hahahaha
this is so not what he says IRL.

he said you were a beardy kiddy-fiddling little twat, who only had a baby so that he could ride around with it on the end of his cock.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:22, Reply)
YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PISS AWFUL EXCUSE FOR A SOLICITOR
YOU CAN'T EVEN STOP BEING GINGER WITH HAIR DYE THAT'S HOW SHIT YOU ARE!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:23, Reply)
i have no idea where this "al is a cunt" thing comes from
i stood up for you. i said, that's utter garbage monty, don't be such a monster.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Awwwwww, I love you swipe, sometimes I wish you have been travelling round australia in 2003
so we could have got drunk on homemade punch, gone to Mardi Gras and then headed back to mine.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:28, Reply)
that is a very very specific wish
you'd probably need all 3 wishes in your magic wand just to make that one come true
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Well, if that's the case, I guess I used up all my wishes 9 years ago.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:31, Reply)
why the fuck didn't you wish for 50 more wishes?
inept
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:32, Reply)
I wasn't aware I was using wishes when I emptied my magic wand.
If you get what I mean.

*waggles eyebrowz*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:33, Reply)
ah, al
i assume you were using it to make girls' dreams come true...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:41, Reply)
Well, she seemed happy.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:46, Reply)
9 TIMES?
no way was that just one girl

oh wait, 9 years not 9 times. that makes much more sense.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:48, Reply)
SM has started doing comic-book dressing up, being honest, i envy him that.
I wouldn't have the guts.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:23, Reply)
something generic about gonz's guts...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:30, Reply)
God what a fucking wanker

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:51, Reply)
Tango's not much cop either HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:51, Reply)
Right this is too upsetting.
I'm going home.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Yeah go on fuck off, get on your eco-tricycle and piss off

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Allah's a right cunt.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:07, Reply)
yeah
a dish-faced hamster-fucking cunt.

oh no wait. that's you.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:11, Reply)
the "disruptive passenger" who disrupted the pakistan airlines plane and made it be diverted to stansted under RAF cover
that's all the news can talk about
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:08, Reply)
*Looks up the news*
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE, it's just gonna get the racists on a ranting streak, having two things to foam about in one week.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:13, Reply)
yep
if it had been an easyjet flight from malaga, there'd have been 100 "disruptive passengers"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:14, Reply)
This q is a busman's holiday for b3ta.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:12, Reply)
i thought q had fucked off and died
and i was not at all sorry to think that
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:13, Reply)
I miss him , he could be fucking funny

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:16, Reply)
i'm still not convinced he wasn't rory

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Oh talk about cunts and look who turns up FFS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:16, Reply)
With all this talk of the "Woolwich Aftermath"
I want to go on the record to say I do miss their pick 'n' mix
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:21, Reply)
And you were doing so well :o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:23, Reply)
I will DMAAKM

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:24, Reply)
This afternoon is too hot and too boring and my browser just crashed and no-one's talking at work so it's super boring
WORST FRIDAY AFTERNOON
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:24, Reply)
and now some 'rob' cunt's emailed me about a newsletter?
fuck's sake
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:25, Reply)
YESSSS APPROVED
SO LONG IRELAND
WELL I'LL STILL BE HERE
BUT I'LL BE DRUNK
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 17:19, Reply)
My boss phoned up earlier about my cancelled meeting
I said "@*%%$£$$"^@@@**££@@@ could have had the @@@%%$$£@@$% day off" , so he said take blah blah with you to the pub and have a pint on us.

So I did and I feel much calmer now
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:40, Reply)
using alcohol to self-medicate is not a good thing

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:41, Reply)
Unless you're trying to clean a wound.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:41, Reply)
Like I give a flying fuck, I have the ability to drink one pint and call it a day

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:41, Reply)
that's not an ability
that's a really lame night out...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:42, Reply)
I'm still at work and driving home in just over an hour

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:43, Reply)
God you're bent.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:48, Reply)
:O

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:52, Reply)
is this a pic of your asshole compared to two normal assholes?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:32, Reply)
why would you do that?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:43, Reply)
It's a nice sensation to be drinking beer in a pub and be getting paid for it
with the full knowledge of your employer
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:44, Reply)
yeah just keep going
one pint's lunch
six pints're a proper skive
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:47, Reply)
Next time I know that the meeting I will be attending is going to get cancelled on me I will book a Taxi
into work
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:49, Reply)
just leave the car at work, or drive it into a ditch or something
I dunno hh DO I HAVE TO ORGANISE EVERYTHING FOR YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:49, Reply)
You Paddies can get away with that
Not the same in a UK major city
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:51, Reply)
sounds like a fuckin woofter to me Theodotius

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:47, Reply)
sounds like he takes it in the ear for a beer

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:47, Reply)
in the REAR more like!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:48, Reply)
Oi I'm in a good mood now
Don't try to bring me down
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:50, Reply)
I didn't know pints came in the singular M
He probably has shandies too
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:48, Reply)
You know what I bet he does too - in HALVES

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:52, Reply)
RIGHT THATS IT MONTY

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:53, Reply)
^ pissed and aggressive on half a shandy

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:59, Reply)
He's worse than the French
He probably puts grenadine in there too and calls it a 'demi monaco'

the fanny
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:58, Reply)
Nothing would surprise me about this prick
God I hate him.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:59, Reply)
hahaha you Al

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:00, Reply)
GREAT NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:41, Reply)
I NOES

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:42, Reply)
it's almost - not quite, but almost -almost
like not a single fuck is given, here ^^
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:42, Reply)
I have troubles getting to work in the morning, I'm normally alright to get in after 12 though.
And someone set up a meeting for 11, so I was in at 10:30, but then 10 minutes before they cancelled it so I could have gotten in at 3 instead.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:52, Reply)
I was going to book today off Gonz
I haven't taken a days leave since november last year
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:56, Reply)
You were at work on Xmas Day were you?
Chinny reck-on were you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:57, Reply)
A days leave from my annual entitlement
pfffffttttttt
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:59, Reply)
that stinks, open a fucking window for Gods sake

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:00, Reply)
Cool, I booked my first time off of the year last week.
I got thursday as a make-up-on-weekend day, friday/monday/tuesday/wed as holiday in mid-june; going brussels. Then doing the same thing in august but might go brighton instead.

You got any plans on what to do with your leave?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:58, Reply)
I booked a week off today - going to Berlin a few weeks

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:58, Reply)
Nice one, you going with the misses?
I aint' been to german, and ignoring my heratidge (or maybe more because of it), I think the historical sights would be faccinating.

I would love to go there with someone like you who's well clued up.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:01, Reply)
Yep, very excited we are too.
They have an incredible stash of Ancient Egyptin art treasures there including a whole fucking temple that they pinched and rebuilt inside a museum. Mental.

Not to mention the WWII stuff obv.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:04, Reply)
I could totally go for a currywurst right now

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:21, Reply)
A lot of the older buildings in East Berlin
are still riddled with bullet holes from the last Russian diplomatic visit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:22, Reply)
Sounds good.
Here, i've had an idea. My Ma' goes on these walks every friday. She pays like £250 a year, and so does the rest of the group, and she gets like 25 walks around historical bits of london and someone gives a talk. Or people can pay a bit more for a one-off.

I reckon you'd love a bit of that and would be dead good at it, a couple of groups of grannies a week and that would seriously supliment your income.

If I was a history/art student and had fuck all that i can to do with my degree, i'd do that.


[approx prices]
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:28, Reply)
She doesn't do the acting one, but you can get ones of people who get into character.
You'd make a great Dickings character.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:29, Reply)

ings
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:32, Reply)
I do get 'oliver twist' every weekend

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:35, Reply)
I would like that an' all.
Lusty even looked into it for herself too.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:34, Reply)
Go for it ! I'm sure there are agencies out there who hook you up, probably would have to audition, but whatcha got to lose?
Especially for your knowledge of the london music scene throughout the last half of the last century. Maybe a 'punk' version of it? Could even do it as a corporate thing maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:43, Reply)
Hmmmmm
Got me thinking now...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:48, Reply)
The Kinks... am I right?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:49, Reply)
oh YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:52, Reply)
Oh man, this could be great.
Plus there are other bits of the east end you can do, like a Krays Tour.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 May 2013, 17:03, Reply)
I reckon you may have something there Gonz.
Monty tours: Your guide to the seedier side of the London music scene.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:48, Reply)
London Music Landmarks Walking Tours
That's really actually a fucking great idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:52, Reply)
It really is, and I can't believe its not already done.
I'd give it a serious think about if I were you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Without checking
I would add a word of caution in that it could well be that it hasn't been done due to the distances envolved between the places of interest.
i.e. it a long way from Waterloo Bridge to Brook Street
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:59, Reply)
you could do a soho area only one

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 17:18, Reply)
Sounds perfect.
Plus there are the tourist who'd lap it up, like the yanks who'd love a bit of LockStock.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 May 2013, 17:05, Reply)
Germany is a fucking great country
You should get yourself over there... Its one of those places that you never think of as a destination but is absolutely superb
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:06, Reply)
I said the same thing about Canada

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:19, Reply)
I walked out of here at 6 last night and didn't get home til EIGHT FUCKING THIRTY
Two buses and a total of about 1h15min spent on tube platforms.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Haha, I heard about that and thought it would fuck you over.
It takes me about 1.5-2 hours to get into the office, so I rarely go in now. I swear they picked the shittest place to move to for me. But oddly enough, if I get the right random train, I can be home in 50m.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:00, Reply)
My brother hasn't set foot in his office in about 4 years now, no fucking point

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:03, Reply)
does drinky hand gesture

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:09, Reply)
It's not good - he drives all over the country with his work
One Xmas he'll get nabbed first thing in the morning and his career will be finished.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:33, Reply)
Your brother is Santa Claus?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:37, Reply)
He has a bulging sac and spends his time entertaining children, if that's what you mean
Not unlike your good self.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:47, Reply)
Zing

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:49, Reply)
Yeah, I fell for that one, HH.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:53, Reply)
The monkey bars can be leathal at your age

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:54, Reply)
It happened to a Rep I know he was parked up and a car shunted him
He got breathalised and lost his licence, he wasn't even driving at the time
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:39, Reply)
It's the modern world, innit.
Although I do miss the social aspect.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:24, Reply)
He still gets out and about but yeah, he's quite a solitary fellow anyhow so doesn't mind at all

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:33, Reply)
Fucking hell
I've just been playing Arkham Asylum for an hour. I'm such a shit employee at times.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 May 2013, 17:04, Reply)
good job you are a till monkey
at Gamestation then
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 May 2013, 17:08, Reply)
It would be awful if I was a roofer.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 May 2013, 17:13, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 17:18, Reply)
YOUR ALL CUNTS

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 17:25, Reply)
Everyone in this thread

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 May 2013, 17:45, Reply)

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