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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What's in a name?Battered reckons that all people called Giles are predisposed to being a cunt.
From what I know of people's real names from here, everyone appears to have one of about three names. Coincidence?
Alt: Nakers believes in the power of milkshakes, Swipe will believe whatever the person she is paying £500/month to help her lose weight tells her and Monty swears by Oil of Ulay to retain his Dorian Gray looks.
What woo-science do you believe against your better judgement?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:22,
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Rubbing nettles on a dandelion will make butter.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:24,
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Good pointBut you need to hold a buttercup under your chin first, to see if you like butter or not.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:25,
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I'm sure the whole "Doc leaves" thing is because they are big leaves and cool on the skin(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:27,
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nah, it's because they contain tannins and are astringentso they reduce swelling.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:29,
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it's not £500 to lose weightit's [ ] for 2 months of personal training 4 times a week at 90 mins a pop - that's totally different! the weight is fine, it's all about teh toning.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:24,
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they are SO fugly that they get an extra fFFUGLY
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:28,
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they look like the kind of thing my brother would have had in a matchbox in the 80's(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:29,
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Beetles are ugly. They look like the sort of thing Dozer would drive around a Big Top.(
Kroney, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:32,
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"You're only supposed to make the bloody doors fall off!"(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:32,
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rubbishbeetles are supercool.
you ask OG if she wants to be seen in a box on wheels. go on... we'll wait here...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:33,
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She likes them.She also thinks Beetles are fucking stupid.
I'm not going to takes sides here, but she's right and you're wrong.
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Kroney, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:35,
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she's pandering to younobody likes them
because they are fuggggggly
also, she probably doesn't know that there was an original design of beetle. she's right about the new ones.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:36,
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Yeah, the original Beetles are pretty niche cars.Pretty unknown little things. Not that famous.
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Kroney, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:41,
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Beetles are not just ugly, but also terribly designed.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:42,
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Arggghhhh, This reminded me that I read a reddit thing AMA from a guy that used to regularly fuck his own mum, and his dad was cool about it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:44,
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amen, brother.fucking death traps as well
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:49,
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i drove mine around for 2 yearsand it never killed me
hockey is def more dangerous
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:51,
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hey, she's the one who works in uxbridgewhere it's still 1920
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:43,
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Don't think a Frenchman would want a "Strength Through Joy Car",really.(, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:36, Reply)
Chompy's real name is a real cunt, I have no idea how to spell it, not even the begining of how to spell it so I can get it up on facebook.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:26,
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You need to start pronouncing it phonetically.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:27,
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That doesn't work thoughYou sound pissed that way
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:28,
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I sound like I'm auditioning for the Lion King when I try that.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:31,
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Yeah, but how much would you love it if you *did* get a part in The Lion King?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:32,
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Toomba or whatever the whauthog is gets laid doesn't he?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:37,
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I'm guessing Gonz can't spell that either.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:19,
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A Cornish pastie and a can of proper Coke cures all known hangoversAs does drinking a bottle of Lucozade Sport in one the second you wake up
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:26,
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both of those things almost certainly help.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:27,
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They help meThats good enough
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:28,
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Of courseProper ones with the frilly bit on the top
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:33,
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I'm pretty sure no-one here has the same name as me.I believe in a thing called love.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:27,
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yes, but only one of us actually has "badger" on our birth certificate(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:28,
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I know a Giles whoe's OK, a bit odd, but not a cunt.I share a name with Tangles, but no one else of here that I know of.
Alt: None that I'm aware, I'm allergic to Woo and hearing people bang on about it makes me want to punch them for their credulous stupidity.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:28,
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It's actually an intolerance, not an allergy.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:30,
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I LIKE THIS.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:31,
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YOUN DON@T KNOW ABOUT MY MEDICAL PORBELMS.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:32,
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If you've got allergy problems, I feel bad for ya songot 99 problems but an itch ain't one.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:50,
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Woo (often "woo-woo"), a term used by scientific skeptics for pseudoscientific topics, alternative medicine, or New Age beliefsdo I need to explain allergic too?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:31,
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I think maybe you should, because I don't think you're using it right.(
Kroney, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:35,
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yeah, remind me to get pissy next time you use a word colloquially and not according to it's dictionary definition.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:36,
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Sure!Not sure medical terms have colloquial uses, but sure. Go ahead.
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Kroney, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:38,
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meh, it's an acceptable informal usage according to the first on-line dictionary to come up on a Google searchSO I can live with it, if you can't it's pretty much your problem.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:39,
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he goes into anaphylactic shock if he's exposed to more than 200mg of Hoopla.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:31,
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I spell it correctly though.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:30,
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if by correctly you mean, like a soft southern ponce, then yes.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:31,
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If you click 'I like this!' on a reply to a QOTW story what happens to the like?There's no popular page for that section of the websight.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:29,
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When the question ends, the list is shown by popularity(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:32,
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So 'likes' to replies to stories are counted for the story as well?(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:34,
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Hang on, actuallly, you've got a point there,(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:35,
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Nope just the likes for the story(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:36,
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So what happens to my likes of replies?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:36,
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Alright swipe,Are you losing weight or building muscle at your new gym time? Have you given up being a pretty young girl and going full on man with a vagina power lifting look?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:38,
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i am fat burningshe has promised me a new shape. we'll see!
primary goal: lose the last bit of weight that i want to lose, be fit enough to run about 10 miles, get better at using things like kettle bells without supervision. i think there are pretty achievable.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:41,
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Too easyshe has promised me a new shape. we'll see!
primary goal: lose the last bit of weight that i want to lose, be fit enough to run about 10 miles, get better at using things like kettle bells without supervision. i think there are pretty achievable.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:42,
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Then don't bother with protein stuff unless the trainer says so.It's good for muscle recovery and stuff, but sometimes muscle fatigue is what you want.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:43,
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it's also only the slightest good for muscle recoveryif your diet is deficient in protein
Which since Swipe isn't a vegan, or living in famine-torn Africa, it won't be.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:52,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:54,
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Oh, I say.top work.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:10,
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bearing in mind my arms are stiff after the warm-up assessment yesterdayi think you can expect a fair degree of whining about muscle fatigue for the first couple of weeks :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:52,
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Bugger all I'm afraid wee peeYou could like the main story to get it as the first shown story at the end of the week.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:37,
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So, I refer you back to my original question. You spastic.(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:37,
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I didn't see the reply part to the question(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:41,
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This is the kind of honesty 'Al The Deleter' should be taking note ofWell done HH, I take back what I said about you being a spastic, you know your oats and no mistakin'
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:47,
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:D(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:03,
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Nothing. You're wasting your time. Fuck off back to Qotw(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:35,
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Thishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knob_Creek_(bourbon)
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:39,
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My name shall remain a secret through the ages.Alt: lady pig has one of those oil burner things, and at first I scoffed at it, but after a night of gently soothing Lavendar and some other smells, I slept better than I ever have in my life, and now swear by it like some sort of hippy cunt.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:34,
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And I get the abuse for being a yurt prick?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:35,
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I know, I know.I'm ashamed of myself.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:36,
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I usually burn some herbs to help me sleep.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:37,
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i want to like lavenderi have a l'occitane bedding perfume spray, and i want my bed to smell all nice and sleepy. but it just smells a bit like old ladies to me (without the piss). i wonder if it would work with a different scent?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:38,
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I neither know nor care which scents do what.Lady pig just decides what mood I'm in and what will help, I'm sure it's all absolute hillocks, but my brain has decided it helps me relax.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:40,
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the worst case scenario is that your bedroom smells niceso win, really
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:40,
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THAT word you spell correctlyyou googled it, didn't you??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:42,
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I use lavender oil to help me sleep. Definitely works. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:44,
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Well, as you're a doctor it must be true (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:45,
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How are things winders? When do you finish at the boozer?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:47,
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hahaB3th's removed the picture of Biscuit, but the surprised look on his face looks like it was being fingered as the shot was taken
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:02,
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Don't worry B3thy Boo every lurcher I have ever seen has that complete look of surprise about them
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:30,
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I saw the "Cameron to unveil online porn curb" headline and thought it said club.For a brief second I thought "That Dave is alright he is."
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Peej, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:38,
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I saw one saying he was declaring war on internet pornographythe story itself was a bit of a let down after that
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broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:00,
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I thought the same thing.About the porn club, not about him being alright.
He's such a cunt, he should be probably be called giles. Or al.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:19,
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I know a Giles, not sure if he's a cunt but he's certainly a knob if that helps?(
broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:55,
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I knew a Giles and he was charmingAlt: That nicotine isn't truly addictive.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:59,
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nicotine works it's way out of your body very quickly, the menatl addiction is the tough part(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:00,
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You're addicted to Frank?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:03,
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Totally (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:08,
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Not to mention the fact that smoking *is* cool.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:07,
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We had a Giles at our school.He looked like a proper giles, too. A bit chinless, if you know what I mean.
I think it's a fair bet that my real name is not a secret.
Alt: as if I need more reasons for public ridicule...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:17,
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Where is everyone, b3th?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:18,
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They got lost up your mum's cavernous vadge.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:19,
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I've told her she's going to have to install some lights and a handrail.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:21,
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I'm thinking about having some handrails installed under my rolls of stomach.I mean, it's not like I get many visitors, but there's a health and safety issue.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:22,
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Probably at gregg's buting* pies* Buying
EDIT: typo left seeing as TuiB's reply made me laugh
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:21,
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You suspect them of contaminating gregg's pasties with phenylbutazone?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:22,
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alright b3ffy, has the world of work treating you?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:36,
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I'm really loving it, I can't lie.First payday on Friday as well, which will be nice.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:44,
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