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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Sitcom ideas please
I want to stop working here and become a comedy writer. Give me some ideas please. Here are some to start you off.

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(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:41, 258 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Sitcom set in a scottish jail
"Porridge wogs"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:43, Reply)
Strong start Baked, cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:43, Reply)
Celebrity Hebrews with Alzheimers:
'Jew do you think you are?'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:44, Reply)
Oh fuck you, man
I only just joined the last thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:45, Reply)
I hope this thread will help to lift your spirits Kronos
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:45, Reply)
Sitcom based in the offices of a german social media site
Called "U OK Hun?"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:45, Reply)
sitcom based on visibly stressed & upset Rangers supporters
U OK Hun?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:17, Reply)
Doctor Hu
A Chinese timelord gets into all sorts of scrapes. Wears glasses and a lampshade on his head for comedy effect.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:45, Reply)
Doctor Hu...
...Should be about Kelly Hu in a naughty nurse outfit with...



I'm just off for a little lie down
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:47, Reply)
*steam comes out of ears*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:48, Reply)
i hope you get raped and kill yourself.
Just sayin
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:49, Reply)
Sitcom featuring a middle aged workshy middle aged man
and his secret life as a superhero with erectile dysfunction.

'Captain Flaccid'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:52, Reply)
That's gotta be bad
Middle aged, workshy AND middle aged! Got me down to a 'T'.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:04, Reply)
+ middle aged

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:21, Reply)
oh man
AB's going to cream himself. he loves SITCOMCHAT.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:45, Reply)
One Israeli man's take on the 1988 dance music explosion:
'We Call it Hassiiiiieed'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:46, Reply)
Oh well done

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:46, Reply)
Ainsley Harriott explores traditional Soviet cooking, this week, in his new series
'Black in the USSR'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:47, Reply)
Haha
Alternative title: "PЯICK WITH FORK"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:48, Reply)
Excellent

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:48, Reply)
hahahahahaaaaaa!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:48, Reply)
Jewish reboot of Dr Seuss stories
"Orthodox in Socks"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:47, Reply)
Some Brothers do 'ave 'em
Same as the original but with people of colour. Possibly featuring Frank Bruno as a replacement Frank Spencer.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:47, Reply)
Surely that would star bert?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:49, Reply)

I don't get the bert references!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:50, Reply)
but surely you ARE bert??

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:54, Reply)

I keep forgetting that.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:56, Reply)
Due to a weird NHS mix up
Follow this Yorkshire born Africans travels through the reproductive system in


Eh. Fallopian
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:49, Reply)
My brain hurts

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:50, Reply)
Cerebral, I like it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:51, Reply)
Thanks TH... it was tenious at best

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:59, Reply)
I like comdey that makes you think
If you don't have to work for it, it's not worth bothering
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:01, Reply)
A geordie sci-fi sitcom based on a river
'Why aye rowboat'
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:49, Reply)
Feastenders
One East London street and their fascination with ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:49, Reply)
really? you really went there?
oh yes. you really went there.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:54, Reply)
No, I've never been there

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:55, Reply)
Gok Wan plays a Samurai in an ancient Japanese court
called "Chink in the Armour"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:50, Reply)
A gritty Brit gangster flick in which 70s creepy singer Leo opens a bakery, with hilarious results!!!!
'Sayer Cake'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:50, Reply)
Woah
There's some mileage in pop stars opening bakeries.

POP STAR BAKERY SUBTHREAD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:52, Reply)
Sheena Yeaston

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:53, Reply)
John Phillips opens a bakery called "Flour Power"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:53, Reply)
Greg Lake's Gregg's Bakes.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:54, Reply)
Peter Green's "I Knead Your Love So Bad"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:56, Reply)
Easy Riser

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:57, Reply)
Yeast 17

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:59, Reply)
hip hop themed Parisian bakery
House of Pain.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:19, Reply)
Cheryl..er...Baker!
Am I doing this right?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:27, Reply)
A german doctor experimenting with cloning, dwarfism and twins
ends up with a life of comedy hi-jinks and mistaken identity after a botched experiment in the concentration camp set 'Two and a Half Mengele'
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:51, Reply)
click

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:53, Reply)
Ooh
Nazi officer tries to balance horrific torture of Jews with single handedly raising a teenaged daughter...with hilarious results!

I'm a Barbie Girl!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:55, Reply)
lololololol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:56, Reply)
Or
Luftwaffe chief in house based sitcom.

yup

"Not Goering Out"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:59, Reply)
Bormann Behaving Badly?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:01, Reply)
Sitcom where Freddie from Queen runs a bakery
Called "Mercury Rising"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:52, Reply)
Ratted With Battered
Comedy series where celebrities drink shorts in shorts with a short
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:52, Reply)
+in shorts

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:10, Reply)
A rip-roaring comedy featuring the adventures of a hilarious British ex-pat in Australia
called 'Cheers'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:53, Reply)
A remake of Porridge, but every character is a 70s nonce who got Yewtreed.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:54, Reply)
"The Daily Males"
A sitcom based at a newspaper, where the two leading actors Tom Daily and Daily Thompson keep getting mistaken for each other with hilarious consequences
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:55, Reply)
friendless
the story of a lonely internet wanker
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:55, Reply)
You are never alone when wanking

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:55, Reply)
^ Scouser ^
n l
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:56, Reply)
Very good

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:57, Reply)
this is debatable

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:15, Reply)

ba le

/AltheDeleter
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:17, Reply)
he's such a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:19, Reply)
The comical escapades of a trio of surgeons in a rural Irish hospital.
'Operation You T'ree'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:58, Reply)
hahahahahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:01, Reply)
How about a sitcom starring one of the Spice Girls, called Geri: Life Sucks
Oh wait, this isn't a joke?
www.comedy.co.uk/news/story/000001202/geri_halliwell_comedy_life_sucks/
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:58, Reply)
So Geri now joins the ever growing list of celebrities that bring out self-depricating semi-autobiographical sitcoms
Well done Ginger.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:00, Reply)
Chunky Gingers writing sitcoms
IT WILL NEVER CATCH ON
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:01, Reply)
It's surely only a matter of time before BBC3 get in touch to make a Two Hats sitcom

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:02, Reply)
Oh man, that'd be great
Give me the money to be able to take 3 months of work and I'll give you something that'd make Ricky Gervais shit himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:04, Reply)
An alphbetical investigation into Britains least loved celebrities
"Cuntry file"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:01, Reply)

phbetical
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:04, Reply)
Ex genesis member and all round member, Peter Gabriel renacts classic scenes from pornography in "Blue Peter"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:02, Reply)
A former prisoner of WW2
Ends up finding sanctuary with a scouse family in

Our, Schwitz
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:02, Reply)
Robert Plant turns his back on the rock'n'roll business to open a pottery workshop in Abergavenny, in
'Percy Thrower'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:03, Reply)
WE HAVE A WINNER!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:04, Reply)
Which is also the name of my idea about a gang of necrophiliac fans of the late Michael Winner.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:05, Reply)
Bert stars in late night version of a BBC family favourite
'My family'
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:04, Reply)
Red Dwarf
The side splitting antics of a ginger midget.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:05, Reply)
Men Behaving Badly
Peter Sutcliffe, Ian Brady and Ian Huntely form a boy band...with unfortunate results!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:07, Reply)
Starring YM
"The Orifice"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:05, Reply)
Korean premier forms a rap group
"License to Kim Jong Ill"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:06, Reply)
Seattle based sitcom starring the one with big tits from mad men working in the lingerie department of a department store
'Brassier'
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:06, Reply)
You do know that just because those two words look to be spelt in a similar manner
they are pronounced quite differently?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:09, Reply)
Loveable scouse standup Boardman answers claims of racism by visiting south Asia to see life first hand in the Indian subcontinent in
'Paki Stan'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:07, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:07, Reply)
An Oriental Olympics inspired diving show
Wonton Leap
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:07, Reply)
Not a sitcom really but funny to watch

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:08, Reply)
"There's a Nip in the Air"

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:38, Reply)
Cheryl Cole defies her racist image
By persuading the other Wives Or Girlfriends to black up and have fun in...

Jolly, W.O.G's
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:08, Reply)
Family based fun featuring a family with 3 kids, one of which is disabled and deformed.
2.4 Children
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:08, Reply)
Oh god someone heard me laughing from on the bog

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:09, Reply)
ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:14, Reply)
Cornwall based sitcom set around one boy's forbidden love of a mighty oak
Tregorny tree affair
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:08, Reply)
one woman's struggle to make it big in the interracial porn industry this Friday, in
'Brown Girl, in the Ring'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:10, Reply)
and the sequel
"Ever Increasing Circles"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:14, Reply)
An African mathematician uses his knowledge of numbers to comedy effect.
Blackadder.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:13, Reply)
Good, good

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:14, Reply)
TV legend Purves uses his industry contacts to conduct an in-depth investigation into child sex allegations at the BBC in the 1970s
in...'The Peter Files'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:14, Reply)
A series about the soul scene in Ethiopia in the 1980's.
Chukka Crumb.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:14, Reply)
One man attempts on a weekly basis to convince a once popular boy band to engage in group sex
called "Tangled Up in Blue"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:14, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:17, Reply)
Our favourite resident post deleter moves to Northern California to continue his nefarious hobby in
Deletes of San Francisc-Al
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:15, Reply)
A selection of traditionaly named jews Share a high rise flat with a disposed Egyptian president in
Only Sauls and Morsi
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:15, Reply)
very good!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:19, Reply)
Clip show featuring car crashes set to HI-NRG euro dance music
Braking Bad
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:16, Reply)
A b3ta poster laments the conduct of imperial countries during the early parts of the 19th & 20th century
Hand wringing liberal shit cunt.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:18, Reply)
snappy title but maybe needs a short code

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:19, Reply)
Irritating shit cunt
is snappier.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:23, Reply)
it sounds like the infection left behind after someone finally followed through with their threat to do it

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:27, Reply)
Improving their infrastructure and education?
I hate those imperial cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:19, Reply)

Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

Imperial cunts.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:25, Reply)
Boring conversation anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:27, Reply)
Hahahahahahahahaha.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:28, Reply)
I'd watch that

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:20, Reply)
70's television presenters caught in the act on hilarious home video home video
Yew'v Been Framed
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:19, Reply)
A sitcom about plain looking girls working in a warehouse
Storage munters.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:19, Reply)
An English rock musician moves away from his usual 'research' and attempts to bag an older woman in...
Cougar Townshend
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:21, Reply)
A rabbi manages a leisure centre while doing circumcisions as a sideline
"The Bris Empire"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:23, Reply)
Spin-off
"The Moyl Family"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:25, Reply)
Mohel?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Oops, yes

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:15, Reply)
Just compile a load of moneyshots from your scud collection and call it
"Come again"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:23, Reply)
A sitcom based on my collection of precious stones.
Midget's Gems.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:23, Reply)
that's really shit, soz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:24, Reply)
LEAVE BATTERED ALONE

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:24, Reply)
YOU'RE KILLING HIM!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:26, Reply)
nah, that'll be the cigarettes.....

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:27, Reply)
plus the inevitable fatal seizure.
Poor Battsy xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:29, Reply)
The first governor general of pakistan has trouble with his many wives
Jinnah Ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:23, Reply)
Sitcom around the complexities and subeties of first dates and how they can go so wrong
The bill
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:23, Reply)
that'd only last 5 mins
if you know what i mean
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:24, Reply)
A hard-hitting cop show/comedy about a guitar-building maverick cop who dispenses his own justice
'Luthier'
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:23, Reply)
Engineering legend Dibnah looks at the how the Industrial Revolution shaped modern-day Devon and Cornwall in
'Fred West'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:25, Reply)
I dig that.
Would Fred be speaking his own particular patios?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:28, Reply)
Martin Clunes joines a uk 'comedy' website and attempts to ingratiate himself by using an appropriate username in
Doctor Martin
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:26, Reply)
Fart based comedy about a maverick cop who's not afraid to break the law or break wind!!
Windy pig
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:28, Reply)
this deserves more credit than it got

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:41, Reply)
Rogers Daltry with the aid of Chompy, Bartlely and Gonz review...
kids parks around the country
"Look Who's Stalking"
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:28, Reply)
This isn't even remotely funny
Working title of every sitcom on ITV since 1990.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:31, Reply)
^ Upset ^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Not really, no. just bored.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:39, Reply)
The hilarious advetures of a North Welsh rapist
"Bangor Roughly"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:30, Reply)
nice one.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:31, Reply)
New dating show sitcom, /OT's favourite ladies' man tries to find lasting love but is constantly unlucky.
"Psychochomp's Pizza Nights"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:30, Reply)
DVDfever shares his latest sideways glance at the world, specifically during the hotter months, in
Last of the summer whine.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:30, Reply)
The disturbing story of the anally obsessed bank teller responsible for PIN numbers
ATM.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:30, Reply)
'Nose-to-tail eating' legend and proprietor of the St John restaurant group Fergus takes in turquoise internet helmet as a lodger in
'Bigfoot and the Hendersons'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:31, Reply)
HahahahhabahababahbHahahahahahahahzhhas

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:34, Reply)
Hasselhoff swaps his car for a horse and it's hilarious
Knightmare
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:36, Reply)
Fred Dineage and Gaz Top join forces with an Anglo-Caribbean activist and broadcaster for a one-off special
'Darkus How'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Haha
Oh Monts...what are we gonna do with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:39, Reply)
I'm still pissed TH
It's not a good look.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:39, Reply)
Really?
Wow, you really strapped one on last night, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:40, Reply)
I couldn't believe it was gone 4 when I got home.
I drank all of the spirits. Whisky, rum....eventually neat Cointreau :o(
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:42, Reply)
I've had about 4 hours sleep in the last 72 hours.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:44, Reply)
*nods*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:47, Reply)
Jeepers
How are you still alive?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:44, Reply)
one word, TH:
'I also got high as a kite'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:48, Reply)
Holy mackerel
So when are you going to visit the south coast, Monts? We need to tear it up, I reckon. We can get loaded and you can play with my guitars/ballbag.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:51, Reply)
I am keen to take this project to the next level at the earliest opportunity

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:53, Reply)
*keeps fingers crossed that you mean 'ballbag'*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:56, Reply)
what whisky?
I'm quite keen on Balvenie Caribbean Cask at the moment.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:00, Reply)
WHICH whisky you illiterate prepuce

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:03, Reply)
I've got an excellent Port Ruighe at the moment
Problem is I keep drinking it when I run out of other stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:08, Reply)
I'm picking up some Auchentoshan Three Wood next week.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:16, Reply)
answer the goddamn question, shittits

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:15, Reply)
Flatshare sitcom adventures of Sir Tom Jones and Sarah Jessica Parker
Knight Mare
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:41, Reply)
Damn you Dr Frog that took me ages to muster up!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:42, Reply)

My apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:42, Reply)
In a new series, Northern Irish political heavyweight Ian explores his love of Asian cookery in
'Paisley Thai'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:41, Reply)
clickin' dis.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:43, Reply)
Every week, Gene Simmons' wife is sued by someone in....
TWEED SUITS!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:43, Reply)
Northern Irish political heavyweight Ian shares his love of MDMA in
'E'ing Paisley'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:44, Reply)
hahahahaha

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:44, Reply)
Paralympic heroes go mental on MDMA and 90's electronic music in
One Foot In The Rave
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:41, Reply)
Anne Frank and Adolf Hitler discuss religion in new topical show
Clash in the Attic
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:50, Reply)
Brilliant.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:57, Reply)
In a new series, Kris Kristofferson calls in favours from his showbiz pals to assist him in his 24-hour cake business in
'Help me bake it through the night'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:50, Reply)
A sitcom about young boys disappearing in Yorkshire
'Whatever happened to the Ilkley lads'
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:51, Reply)
officelol

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:53, Reply)
An american 1940's child killer and cannibal joins a police motorcycle team
"Fish and Chips"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:55, Reply)
oh splendid

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:57, Reply)
I was hoping SOMEONE would get it :)

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:57, Reply)
The frontman of well-known 80s band Marillion gets sent down for child molestation
and we see the nick's reaction to his presence in heart-warming family favourite "Fish Fingers"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:57, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:59, Reply)
Aerosmith murder the guitarist from U2 and bury his body under their house
"Livin' On The Edge"

*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:58, Reply)
Hugh dennis hosts a quiz show without his long term comedy partner
Puntless
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:59, Reply)
Nice!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:01, Reply)
Chaz Bono presents coverage from an intergalactic golf tournament
She-man and the masters of the universe
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:01, Reply)
Good.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:03, Reply)
The Three Jhadists; with me, monty and battered.
We basicly go around doing honnor killings, peado gang rapings. Every eppisode I accidently get petrol all over myself as I go to burn a kaffar, and set fire to myself. Then Monty and Battered look at each other and laugh going "Oh gonz, you massive allah achkbar".
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:59, Reply)
I love this though
bubalaplease.com/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:00, Reply)
Robins Breast
In the first episode Robin (broadsword) and Vicky (beth), who share a flat over a Chinese take-away, discover that their landlords, unable to pay the rent, have disappeared and that the building is in danger of re-possession. It is the practical Vicky who comes up with the perfect solution: Robin should take over the take-away and convert it into a Breast enhancement surgery
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:59, Reply)
Why would the landlord be paying rent?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:04, Reply)
I only came up with the title and thought of Broadswords love of breasts
Then I copied and pasted from this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin's_Nest
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:07, Reply)
I'm in

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:44, Reply)
Due to a misunderstanding while reading some unfamiliar (and erotic) literature, a small town community start worshipping an unfortunately-named deity, in....
"Oh, For Fuck's Sake"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:00, Reply)
Anglo-Asian fashion poofter looks at Germans' belief in the afterlife in
'Gok In Himmel'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:01, Reply)
Excellent!

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:02, Reply)
A game show based on wanking down's syndrome men until just before they climax
'Stop, or my mong will shoot'
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:04, Reply)
I LOL'd out loud

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:04, Reply)
Me too. Im getting well dodgy office glances

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:05, Reply)
Hahahaha.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:05, Reply)
hahahah
Chuckling away in the corner of the office
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:06, Reply)
good skills, Captain

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:07, Reply)
You owe me a new keyboard!
clickkkkkk
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Well played

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Robert Llewellyn hosts new Saturday night talent show
The Kryten Factor
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:05, Reply)
Angus Deayton tries to organise a Likely Lads reunion
Have I got Bewes for you?
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:05, Reply)
All-black version of Dragon's Den
"Nigga Please"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:06, Reply)
London's Mayor joins forces with diminutive Top Gear presenter Richard in an in-depth and frank look at each other's genitals in
Boris's Johnson and Hammond's Organ.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Documentary/Sitcom about one 70's throwback and his journeys to work
"Rising Tramp"
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:07, Reply)
"Man About The Bins"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:08, Reply)
*golf clap*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:09, Reply)
veh goot

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:10, Reply)
Timber yard stock-naming convention lols in
Wood Aisle I 2 U
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Popular series where a Scotch trainee mod motorboats for lols
"On The Busts"
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:09, Reply)
A series of unfortunate girls are lined up to be imgregnated by a cowlicked assailant
They have to decide who takes the spunky load

"Are You Being Stunned?"
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:10, Reply)
It'll never catch on.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:36, Reply)
On BBC2, an entire evening of programmes about honey-trap victim and sado-sexual fantasist Colin, in
Stagg Night
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:10, Reply)
An OCD man can never use the same toilet twice, his enemy uses this against him by ensuring he either has to, or hold it
Game Of Thrones.

fuck off, I'm tired
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:11, Reply)
Add in extra vomiting and diarrhea for
Game Of Crohn's
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:17, Reply)
A comedy about a Fogle-esque buffoon and his inability to correctly size computer cables
Mind Your LAN Gauge
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:14, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:19, Reply)
*claps*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Wimbledon hammer attack victim Rachel restores a 1940s cinema in
Nickell's Odeon
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:15, Reply)
Ian and his friends hike across Sadlleworth moor
The Brady Bunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:15, Reply)
/OT's resident Mod gets caught trying to shoplift her local off-license by hiding a crate of lager in each cup of her bra in....
..

...

...

"Swing Low Sweet Carryout"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Unloved Jew opens an off-license
Judas' Carryout.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:19, Reply)
^^ this to win^^

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:21, Reply)
I like this, so I clicked on 'I Like This'

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:22, Reply)
lol

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Shrien Dewani looks at South Africa's burgeoning honeymoon holiday market in
'I could murder an Indian'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:18, Reply)
A Muppets spin-off sees Kermit get repeatedly kicked in the nuts in
Green Achers
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:19, Reply)
Drop the dead honkey
A sitcom where a Brixton TV news station is ordered to start taking a sensationalist stance to the news by its new owner
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Proper out-loud snort

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:21, Reply)
A look at South Asia's canning industry tonight, in 'Paki Tin'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Belgian author is regularly annoyed by misuse of punctuation, in:
"Asterisk? The GALL!"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:21, Reply)
A former astronomer
Is forcefully pushed through a prison mangle to see how wide they can get his corpulent corpse in:


Broad Moore
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:23, Reply)
An ex 007 actor and his dogging ways
The Spy At Night
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:24, Reply)
ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:27, Reply)
A gentle farming quiz
Have I Got Moos For You
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:23, Reply)
A heartwarming tale of Haiti's first democratically elected president managing some new build apartments
Aristide Development
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Gimme, gimme,gimme
Swipe, Darth and Chompy are a team of fast food critics
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:24, Reply)
A look into the role of the vagina in contemporary lesbian fiction tonight at nine, in
Gay cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:25, Reply)
A Weston ladies attempts to re-integrate herself into the modern world
Breaking Bed
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:26, Reply)
A fly-on-the-wall documentary about the Indian shipping industry in
Seaman Patel
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:27, Reply)
SP

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:28, Reply)
Ann Widdicombe
Cliff Richard and Susan Boyle, Are placed naked on an island of rampant rapists in:


I'm a celibate get me out of here
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:29, Reply)
A tale of two meth-heads forever protesting about local developments
The NIMBY Tweakers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:31, Reply)
shit I broke OT

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Many years ago...
...I wrote a spoof movie review of a fictitious 1970s sitcom about the attack on Pearl Harbour called (you're probably ahead of me) 'Nasty Nip In The Air.'
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:40, Reply)
A group...
...of very strict Orthodox Jews who spend the whole of each episode being incredibly sarcastic and bitchy. Call it (ba-dum-tsh)...

Acidic Jews
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:42, Reply)
'And Baldmonkey Makes Three'
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Jul 2013, 9:04, Reply)

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