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Bucket listwhat do you really want to do that you never have? I'd love to do some freefall and get a ride in a two man spitfire and drive an F1 car etc etc
alt: 50 mins till hime time!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:10,
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I want to log in here one day to hear the news that you died in a hilarious way and spend the whole day mocking your memory.(, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:12, Reply)
Ideally you would have died in a supermarket. Or some sort of industrial email printing accident.(, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:12, Reply)
do you want my daughter to grow up without father?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:13,
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What's she look like, mate?It'll be awkward and everything, but if you cark it I'll totes be your bro and smash one up it.
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Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:17,
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you're a good friend, similar sentiments for you and OGi'll even give your housemate one as well, then raid her bank account
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:18,
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hang onthose can't be similar sentiments. because your proposal means that your wife has to cark it as well as kroney.
would they have died together in some tragic square car-related incident?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:23,
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look, I don't do deatilsI leave that to minions
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:26,
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if killing your wife and kroney is a "detail"what the fuck is at the top of your to-do list!?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:29,
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She doesn't currently have a bank account, but otherwise go for your life.(
Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:25,
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a most offensive typoand also an unusual one, given the content
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:28,
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have you not seen the bellies on Ethiopian children?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:33,
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She is a beautiful little girl, probably a bit early for dating though(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:15,
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Whoah! Who said anything about dating? I'm only in it for the sex.
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Dont talk about his 3rd born child like that(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:58,
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As a matter of facta hot lunch is laying a piece of clingfilm over somebody's mouth and then shitting on it. I don't believe you actually eat the lunch.
Though I could be getting confused with a Cleveland Steamer, here.
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Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:12,
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thanks for clarifying mateboy could my face have been "red" tonight at the scat orgy
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:13,
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I've been eating curries all week, to give my guests a spicy "surprise"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:17,
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A Cleveland Steamer is when you drop one on someone's chest....I imagine.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:22,
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There are lots of ancient sites I want to visit.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:16,
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Yes. I'd love to see Macchu Picchu (spelling)(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:22,
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Not really a big Pokemon fan tbh(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:28,
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About ten pounds an hour?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:41,
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Warning: Everyone in the first 3 rows WILL get wet(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:23,
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There are other hairstyles availablebut sure, why not?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:30,
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Look, as long as she doesn't talk, we'll be fineShe's also a vegan, which would NOT work with me.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:23,
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well you want her to ingest some meat dontcha(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:25,
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If by 'ingest' you mean 'put into her vagina' and by 'meat' you mean 'my penis'Then yes
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:27,
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I'm sure she'll be devastated to hear this, Stunned(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:28,
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now, see, i don't get thissurely that just means MOAR bacon for you?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:30,
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While that is technically trueI'm sure she'd object to me eating meat in front of her. I don't need to be lectured about my eating habits.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:32,
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You do eat like a pig though(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:33,
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BE THAT AS IT MAYI wish to engage in the physical act of love with Ms Honeywell, and nothing more.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:35,
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Well look, I'll put a call in to her agent.But I'm not making any promises and it's up to you to clear it with Mrs Hats.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:37,
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We have already discussed this at lengthAnd in the unlikely event that I'm presented with this opportunity, I have been green-lit to do so.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:38,
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TH's Sweetbreads™You'll wish you'd tried 'em years ago!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:34,
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Go to Australia and New York (not unachievable)Go deep sea diving.
Sleep with Tom Hardy
Alt. Im here til 5. I have however bought myself a new wok so will be doing some friend noodles with chicken and prawn for tea. Nice.
Wok n woll
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:20,
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Not really one for celebs and that but he is a treat to the eyes.I like em with personality but obvs not a minger.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:22,
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you should watch Bronson, he gets his willy out a lot(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:25,
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'friend noodles?'Chandler Mein? Hot & Joey? Chicken & Monica?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:25,
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Way to many to mention...........alt: I've got just over three and a half hours to get through.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:22,
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I've always wanted to peer into a active volcano and throw stuff in.(, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:24, Reply)
i'm sure i remember seeing a video when i did geography at school about some idiots trying to ride a boat down lavanot surprisingly... they died.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:26,
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This is nuts, but apparently faked.www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/photographer-kawika-singson-caught-on-fire-while-shooting-lava.jpg
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Rihanna's chin looks like quit a few balls have already smashed hell out of it(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:27,
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By balls I mean Chris Browns fist(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:29,
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Well she could suck my Chris Brown's fist any day(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:30,
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She's no Noémie Lenoir (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:33,
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didn't she slit her wristsapparently some internet prick was stalking her
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:35,
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Yes(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:31,
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i really want to go white water raftingand i'd love to sail a really fast boat, but the maths totally defeats me.
and i want to go on one of those mad mabel things, i've only ever done a banana boat.
basically, a lot of water sports.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:27,
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^ I get this(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:28,
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maths? Do you mean you're too heavy for the boat to go fast/float?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:31,
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Flounced(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:28,
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bobby was on here the other nightso hh is lying to you. i don't know why he would do that, al. i really don't.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:29,
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Shut it, Iron Bru undercarriage(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:30,
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I've always wanted to write a bucket list, but have never got round to it, so I'd like a go at that please(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:36,
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why not do it right here in this thread, I'll start you off:Row a coracle to Ireland
Learn to realign chakras
See the sun rise at stone hence at midsummer
Bum a lama
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:38,
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I thought the idea was to plan things you'd never tried?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:39,
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This fucking curry seems to be about 50% cardamom pods.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:38,
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Take them out, then go back to where you bought itand spit them, one by one, at the cunt that sold it to you
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:39,
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this is the kind of consumer advice I can get behind, Twosie for Watchdog presenter(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:40,
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Don't take any guff from these savagesThey want to cook in our country, they play by our fucking rules
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:43,
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BITE THE CURB BITE THE CURB !!! TEE HEE !!!! MAKE HIM BITE THE CURB !!!(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:53,
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I'd like to fuck 'shitpants' Nugent, in 2013(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:42,
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haha!Like Cthulu and Medusa had a baby, aborted it, then stapled it to the shapeless lardy body of an autist from the Home Counties.
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To meet someone who's genuinely had their arm broken by a swan(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:50,
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Also: To meet someone whos put a duck in a cave and not heard an echo(, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:51, Reply)
I had a great thai green currey with fish once(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:53,
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I've had OK seafood curriesbut I'd love to have a brilliant one
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:54,
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I've had a nice Thai seafood curry, and nice Tikka fish, but never a nice fish curry.(, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:53, Reply)
My "local to work" Indian does an amazing king prawn/spinach curry(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:02,
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prawns aren't fish though are they you IDIOT(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:03,
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I had a cracking Monkfish Masala at Purnell's in BirminghamAnd a disappointing one at a non-Michelin-starred place.
Think you're going to have to shell out for it, TH.
EDIT: www.catererandhotelkeeper.co.uk/articles/27/5/2009/327915/glynn-purnell-masterclass-monkfish.htm
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:31,
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to have sex with the Wee Papa Girl Rappers(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:54,
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They ruled at being fucking munters(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:57,
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You might find mine up YM. I lost it up there last night.God I loved that watch.
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But if you were up my Mum, that means.....UH-OH!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:06,
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To see all seven members of S Club reunited(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:56,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:57,
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Dafney and Celest must be legal by now.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:56,
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to have sex with Monty Boyce.Top or bottom, I don't mind, I'd go switch for MB.
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Gladiators' final series tried to expand it's appeal to the LGBT community(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:58,
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Can you feel the power, of THE GLADIATORS
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:59,
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In Pakistans first ever homegrown animated show Burkha Avenger, a villain tries to blow up London and Paris but is foiled by not being about to get a European Visa.
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To dance in stilletos in the snow(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:01,
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To see a new thread started that will keep me entertained through the final hour of the working week(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:02,
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But my neighbour's grass IS greener than mine(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:03,
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I'm really rather fond of his oxen as well(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:04,
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They certainly were, the fucking slags(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:05,
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I'd like to fuck YM up the noseI've been to the pub. I had Tiger beer
It was good
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:03,
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I'd like to burn a gypsyrn not m
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:04,
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Take a couple of bottles of blue WKD to the next fair that comes to town(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:05,
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