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Cricket. That's a really exciting and thrilling fun to watch sport right thereI love it and don't understand why everyone doesn't. No really.
What do you love that other people pour mock and scorn on?
Alt: All you can eat buffets, good value for you are just a bunch of tepid food that you wouldn't normally order?
Altalt: Fuck off
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 11:55,
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at least cricket is real people and it involves alcoholsweatily battling dragons in grey, pizza-stained underwear is where the scorn lies.
i quite like sewing. i never do it, but i find it quite soothing on the rare occasions that i do.
alt: in england, gross. in america, gooood.
altalt: calm down rory.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 11:58,
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Do you like buffets?I would have thought you'd hate them. All that food, just sitting there, being pawed at by other people...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:06,
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it depends where it is mostly i completely agree with you, yes. rank.
but a really nice 5 star hotel will do a nice buffet and i just about trust them not to be too full of spit.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:07,
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I can see the distinction.Basically, away from poor people.
There's a big restaurant/buffet place down on the harbourside in Bristol that's got a squillion different buffet styles. The grandkids love it, but I haven't dared to venture in yet.
Hang on, I'll see if I can find a link.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:10,
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za za bizaar.jeff took me there.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:14,
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was it good?i am cross that i will miss the brizzle bash, but can't be helped, v-festival tickets were £100.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:15,
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That's the one.Is it any good?
Also, I think we all know where Jeff took you...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:15,
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I was going with 'roughly, and dry'but that works too.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:19,
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i suspect jeff tried to be gentle but battered likes his buttsex really really rough(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:19,
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I suspect that many of these boys are tumescent at the thoughtof battered' gaping bumhole.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:21,
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it's like goatse 2"this time it's personal"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:21,
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We didn't eat there. I wanted to have a look at it as I was working at Whitbread and developing a new restaurant format.It's massive. Owned by one bloke who invested £1million in opening it. Seems to be very popular, with a wider choice than lots of other buffets & dishes I wouldn't have expected on a set price deal; scallops etc.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:21,
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Maybe we'll have to try it one day.Make it a daytime bash thing.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:23,
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ewww you wouldn't want to eat scallops that had sat on a hot plate for an hour eh(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:24,
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this sounds like a euphemism for something really unpleasant(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:25,
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No it's cooked in front of you - there are about 20 different food stations, stuff that needs to be fresh is cooked when you want it at the station. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:26,
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Amazingly it is still openI thought it would close down after 6 months.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:21,
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They're accusing us of having sex Jeff. Have you been talking?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:25,
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Haha I think there might be a YOUR MUM joke to be had here, give me a minute...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 11:59,
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Right I think I've got one*ahem*
YOUR MUM IS AN ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET HAHAHA
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:03,
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You.Alt: there used to be a Spanish/Mexican one in Belsize Park that was fucking amazing - and £4.95 a head.
I went there a good 30 times.....before it was closed down for Health & Safety violations.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:01,
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i definitely saw the waiters at the chinese one in uxbridge ushering pigeons in through the kitchen dooronly a fool would eat their "duck" spring rolls
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:04,
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haha Cast iron constitution
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:05,
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Science fiction and high end gaming.Alt: On the one hand, an easy way to try a bit of something you've never had before. On the other hand, an expensive way to eat what you usually eat.
AltAlt: No, youn.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:02,
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Alt: I saw one once advertised as 'eat as much as you can' rather than 'as much as you like' and whilst it may only be a small difference in wording it seemed fucking grotesque.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:03,
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I have had some great times at cricket matches. Not necessarily..Watching the cricket.
Giant Chicken Dumplings covered in spicy gravy the size of Muskmelon
Alt: Most are rank but we have one called Peachy Keens which is rather good and have quite a few live stations that cook what you want in front of you.
Alt: What's with the bullying today Reg?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:12,
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Well get a fucking move on then.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:17,
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I think all sport is quite tiresome to watch.I do get involved with the England football matches though.
Maybe a bit of the mens diving/gymnastics if it's on in the background. *coughs*
I like certain crappy American Drama's. All of which have ended now.
Also some of my music taste is dubious.
Alt. Some buffets can be tasty. Ive been to some Chinese ones though where the sauce was just gelatin and sugar. Yack. Filling agents and overuse of corn flour everywhere
Altalt. DIE
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:12,
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Grand Monters, ta :)Commission day at work so up to the eyes with figures.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:37,
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I like going for a wander about on my own. People think that's weird, but then people are dickheads.Alt: At an all you an eat chinese buffet place, my mate only eats the meat dishes, no rice, no noodles etc as he thinks he's getting more for his money.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:12,
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he and i should go together and just pay for one personas i wouldn't touch the meat with someone else's bargepole
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:14,
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You sound just like my mother(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:19,
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This is why you have such an attraction for gay menIt's a beard for your closet lesbianism.
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Well, I guess he is, since meat would be the most expensive part of most meals.(, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:21, Reply)
i will spell it outyou said meat is the most expensive part of most meals. i was implying that an all-you-can-eat buffet would probably include meat that falls outside this category, ie in the minority where meat is not the most expensive bit.
and that cannot be good.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:26,
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I don't eat Chinese anymore, after doing some work in various Chinese restaurant kitchens, there isn't enough money in the world.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:28,
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cf Brick Lane curry housesI've seen documentaries that turned my stomach, the grubby cunts
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:30,
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You've not really spelt it outso much as clarified what it was that you actually meant from a totally nonsensical collection of six words and an acronym.
As Rory says, cheap meat is still more expensive than cheap veg.
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Keep on surveyin'
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:05,
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That's his take on it, I'm not saying it's wrong, just a bit weird.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:25,
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I have to say that when I go for a curry I make sure I avoid eating much breadto make sure I have maximum stomach space available for meat.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:29,
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I do this, and disregard the rice in favour of guzzling down great platefuls of spicy sauce dripping meat.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:30,
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You need to fucking man up and grow a pair of balls is what you need.(, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:31, Reply)
This guy seems like a right fuckin poof eh(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:31,
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I agree.But lets keep him around, he seems to be okay apart from his terrible poofness.
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Alright let's call this a verbal warning(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:36,
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I don't believe you hold the authority to distribute warnings.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:39,
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I stand corrected.I accept this warning, and will work hard to improve my attitude, and I will modify my behavior so this never happens again. I hope, moving forward, that this is acceptable.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:42,
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In three months it gets scrubbed from your record.Stay out of trouble, keep your nose clean and LEARN FROM THIS, alright?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:43,
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I would just like to say35/8 YESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:45,
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You are pushing your fucking luck sunshine(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:46,
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Hi, Joey Deacon poster, how are you today?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:40,
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Seems to be an excellent judge of character. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:41,
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rice, naan, poppadums, chilli paneer, bhajisthese are the best bits
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:33,
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No, these are the bits you put up with prior to stuffing your facce with spicy meat.(, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Hang on.Let's find out what a 'facce' is before we start criticising the idea.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:39,
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if it's anything like his regular face, we already know(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:40,
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I'm a fan of musicals, this often means I have the piss taken out of me on here.Alt: They can be. There's one in Manchester that looks utterly fucking awful, but the food is fantastic.
AltAlt: Today, I am disliking Chris Rogers.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:19,
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altalt: Yeah fuck him - no-one can ever replace Freddie Mercury(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:20,
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a good musical is greatbut sadly they are few and far between. avenue q and book of mormon fucking rock. chorus line was also really good.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:20,
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:27,
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Using strikethroughs to make shit jokes?Oi, that's my job!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:31,
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Alt:alt: It was only worth watching to see Wilma Deering in her outfit(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:23,
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FANK GOD SOMEONE DOES(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:26,
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CookingRelaxing innit and you get something nice (hopefully) at the end of it
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Can be good, especially with having picky kids.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:52,
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Only a complete moron would criticise you for enjoying cookingIt's one of my favourite things in the world.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:54,
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