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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Shit fuck cunt motherfucker.I'm spending the weekend with lezzers. How gay is the rest of your week?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 14:48,
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AA talking about musicals gay, would you say?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 14:54,
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Don't be daft.I mean, sure it's gonna be gay as fuck, but.....
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:00,
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I'm always rather bemused, yet tickled to see his mundane offerings get PP'd.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:00,
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*whistles*I have no idea how they get there
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:05,
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I'm going running and doing gardening (non-uphill)Therefore I conclude that my week is 100% hetro
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 14:52,
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Pretty much same as alwayspretty lipstick lesbians or butch bulldykes
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 14:52,
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I going to the gym, buying some motorbike leathers, growing a mustache and meeting my pals from the navy. Manly shit, so 100% non-gay for me.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 14:55,
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Just like the customers of that poor chocolatier(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:00,
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NO YOUN A FUCKING CHOCOLATIER(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:01,
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The power of ham compels you(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:01,
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'The power of hame compels you wet man'?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:11,
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So these clam joustersCarpet lickers or todger dodgers, are they found of euphemisms
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Ignorance.What are you doing with them?
Apart from the obvious D.I.Y and watching womens football?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:11,
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Are you going to fucking pride? When are the gays gonna stop shouting about how proud they are and just get on with it?
Attention seeking cunts. Almost as bad as the bloody noisy feminist tribe.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:13,
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How many mines are still operational on the British Isles? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:15,
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He didnt say coal minesJust mines, in which case there are a couple of thousand, with slate mines, etc.
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Just mines, in which case there are a couple of thousand, with slate mines, etc.
Yes, you're absolutely right TH, there are only 2 miners left in the country. Oh TH, you're the best...I wish I could be more like you.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:24,
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The gays will never be truly accepted until they stop being so damned hilariousWomen will never be truly accepted until they stop being so fucking stupid.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:18,
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You do realise that's just an excuse for a massive piss up, right?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:34,
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Well, Dozer still wants to meet me for a pintSo that's fairly bent.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:13,
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Who is Dozer? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:15,
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Don't turn up, it's traditional.He'd probably be disappointed if you did.
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Kroney, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:16,
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Make sure the mean cunt pays for his share of the pizza.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:16,
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Oh, before.Otherwise, you'll just look like a desperate chubster who pays for it off of internet greyfaces.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:20,
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Totally spending this afternoon with my daughter. Paddling pool etc. ace. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:16,
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Well as long as your daughter is there to supervise you, then that's okay.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:20,
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They're smaller than B3th's bingo wings. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:25,
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That's like saying 'yeah, well I'm less ginger than Swipe'.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:28,
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alright ABDid you check out Dr Octagon? Automator & Kool Keith thing. Key track is Blue Flowers.
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Oohwww.bespokeoffers.co.uk/consumer/offers/butchers-steak-selection-original-price-62-50-bespoke-price-29-incl-delivery
That's a lot of meat.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:35,
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That IS a lot of meatShame the offer's expired, I might have gone for that
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:40,
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I've just been googling "freezing steak"As I'm not sure I could eat all that before it went a bit funny.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:41,
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Oh you can freeze steakSome would say that you lose some of the quality, but it's perfectly safe to do so.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:43,
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Some would say it's better after freezing....www.thekitchn.com/for-the-perfect-steak-first-freeze-it-solid-then-cook-for-an-hour-165793
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:45,
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well I've never heard that beforewell there you go...buy it, freeze it.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:46,
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Am I on ignore or summat?I feel like Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction.
"I won't be ignored..."
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:35,
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Hey Alpho Did TOS = the original series?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:47,
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What did FTW mean?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:53,
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh*takes notes*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:56,
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Well he was effectively saving it's life.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:43,
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BOO(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:44,
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Afternoon. Gig tomorrow night, watching cricket on teh streaming, pub Saturday.Pretty fucking straight really. Anything interesting happen here today? Well, when I say interesting...
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I'm on a train and keep losing my data connectionThis has made following it difficult.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:53,
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just keep following the lines it's on them somewhere(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:57,
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*groan*I officelolled at this
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:05,
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I know I'll *Pour Pint* on myself(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:14,
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I stopped watching in '89 after all the rule changesIf it aint broke etc
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How the fuck am I supposed to run 8 miles in this heat tonight?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:12,
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HAHA!You should try being fat and bald instead, I'm much happier this way.
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lolHave you stopped your running?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:15,
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Yeah, fuckign mugs game mateI'm getting back on the bike though.
And once I've finished with Swipe I'm going cycling too.
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badum tishGNR to sort for me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:16,
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Patience. Before you know it the sun'll have gone and we'll be stuck with November rain(, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:19, Reply)
Or more accurately, only Axl to go.....(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:40,
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Ha.....ha
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:17,
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Do you wear half moon spectacles and a jacket with leather elbow patches?(, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:19, Reply)
Bit nosey aint you(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:21,
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I just imagine that you are the natural successor to EnzymeYou have a small laptop set up on a victorian writing desk, the kind with the inlaid leather surface (is that a blotter?).
You sit there with your pipe filled with shag tobacco, occasionally polishing your half moon specs and gazing wistfully out of the window across the grounds of your house, thinking back to a time when you and Vanessa were truly happy. But then that brings back memories of that incident, and you don't like to dwell on such things anymore. Your brow furrows and you glance angrily at the corner of the room.
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that's not how i see himi think he used to be a bit of a cool kid, but these days the mortgage and the kids have ground him down a bit. he is not fat, but softening around the edges, his dick doesn't get as hard as it used to either, christ sometimes it won't stand up at all. he knows his hair is thinner than it used to be, and fucking hell, hangovers HURT these days, so he often turns down that last pint, and whilst he's mostly happy, just sometimes he wonders... WHERE DID MY 20'S GO?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:42,
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swipey's cock is still like rock(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:43,
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says the guy who was balls deep in battered's wizened a-hole only this morning(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:45,
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But that was this morning. Thatw was ages ago.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:51,
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It's to provide a smooth surface to write onas wood grain will bounce a pen all over the shop.
/boringfact.
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Kroney, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:49,
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No, a blotter is paper/card for blotting an fountain pen/quill onlike this: www.andys-pens.co.uk/cathianpix/hdblc_lg.gif
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:56,
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i've got an hour of hardcore personal trainingand then the theatre. on the hottest night of the year.
SYMPATHY FAIL.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:15,
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no, you were supposed to be giving it to me(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:19,
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Yeah, well I've just been through Birmingham. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:16,
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No. Loads of kids have just got on and they are making an insane amout of noise.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:18,
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How many Gazzes from Dozer have you had saying.."are you there yet"?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:18,
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HahaNo, I won't be free 'till Friday if at all.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:32,
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Really humid and overcast at the moment(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:18,
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well You have got to lose yourself in the music, the moment for instance.
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Never mind where he is fromhe is quite dim, and very very old so may not be able to get yoof references
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Very old?!I'm 38 sir (though I did query my own age only last week)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:41,
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I was going to say extremely oldSo very was the nice version
(you are still younger than me fucksocks)
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I put it to you, sir, that you should get a new pair of fucksocks forthwith(, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:50, Reply)
where can I buy a beret on short notice?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:23,
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Do you live anywhere near Uxbridge?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:23,
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*ahem* ^^^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:26,
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ahem. but you would have to go to Sarfendwww.armynavystores.co.uk/
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You can get shit ones in most joke shops(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:42,
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Your local registered and accredited milliner (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:43,
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Full of work woes.Bad transition of a user base between international IT team and us. Int IT goosed us hard on it, we're cleaning up the mess. I've just had some director try and tear me a new one about something I have absolutely no control over.
Fun times in Kronetopia.
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Kroney, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:26,
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Typical IT reorgWe changed the area we cover last month, and boy did they leave us some shit.
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Management sacked this lot.I'm hardly surprised they didn't assist the changeover as well as they might.
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Kroney, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:37,
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Yeah, well I've just been through Tamworth. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:31,
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it has a snow dome, you know(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:34,
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Montys mums live in Tamworth? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:45,
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I went out with a girl that lived in Tamworth, once.Could it have been Monty's mum on a nostalgic cock-fishing trip?
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Kroney, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:46,
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Probably yeah. I mean, how many women can there be in Tamworth?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:49,
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Kroner, my dear boy, this all sounds terribly exciting, do tell us more. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:44,
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So you came hereAHAHAHAHAHA
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:46,
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If it is any consolation, running about serving lunch to tourists in this heat has made me miserable and sweaty. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:49,
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Stand up for yourself you wimp"I have absolutely no control over that, and I don't care for your tone, Monsieur"
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:46,
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Yeah, well I've just been through Derby.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:54,
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