Good morning
Alright?

Going to see the Partridge film? Are you a cinema goer or a morally justified non-stealing internet borrower? Perhaps like me you find most films embarrassingly poor and couldn't give a shit if you don't see one for months.

Perhaps you are a compulsive onanist with a degenerative spinal condition? Perhaps you are a belgian chocolatier with the world's largest Action Man collection.

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 7:46, 198 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Me? I'm Doctor Fucking Frog. Now shut up.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 7:52, Reply)

ok

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:00, Reply)

Don't shut up really. Sometimes you're vaguely amusing.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:06, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2040407
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:08, Reply)

A pleasure.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:08, Reply)

Morning Godfrey.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:02, Reply)

Sup nig?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:03, Reply)

Might go this afternoon.
I've not seen any , does it look any good?
Edit, thread stomping hippy. Your one's better though.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:03, Reply)

It's had 4+ star reviews from pretty much everwhere
so prolly shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:21, Reply)

You know the Jacob Dyer thing? Where does that come from?
I googled him to try and get the backstory and what came up was this:
twitter.com/JacobDyer

'My name is Jacob. I read comics. Bristol'

Not really any the wiser tbh
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:05, Reply)

Someone who posted on talk along the following lines
Hello my name is Jacob dyer. I sound like barnaby bear. I like barnaby bear. I live in Bristol. It is fantastic. One time I went to France. Some kid burned my neck. I didn't like it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:11, Reply)

I see.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:13, Reply)

Let Frank explain it to you
https://soundcloud.com/gilgafrank/jacob-dyer
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:14, Reply)

Not clickin that, might be a heart-rendingly mental man's dismal attempts at humour, soz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:16, Reply)

Hahaha
He actually does have a v nice singing voice
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:17, Reply)

Sounds about par.
How's the sweaty fitness going? Any marathons on the horizon? The running ones, not the old school name for Snickers.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:14, Reply)

It's going well but I don't feel well today
Stupid work is beckoning too. Sigh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:15, Reply)

He used to be a member on board.
He did a "Vlog" but where he said the immortal words. People watched it, a noob turned up just afterwards everyone quoted him.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:56, Reply)

b3ta.com/board/6191575
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:57, Reply)

yeah you're welcome

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:26, Reply)

I'm not sure. Perhaps I'll find the true me if there is ever another Tregwory Tree Fayre.
Sounds just like my sort of thing.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:15, Reply)

You wouldn't have lasted 5 minutes there, love.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:16, Reply)

I like trees.
Maybe Jacob does too.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:17, Reply)

Mornin'.
Won't be going to see the Partridge film - rarely found the character funny. In fact I haven't been to the cinema for ages, there's been nothing released that I'd go out of my way to watch.

I'm Captain Placid, gorilla impersonator extraordinaire, poor guitarist and inveterate drinker.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:17, Reply)

No, I'm not
I'm sportscow. Born and (inter)bred in Sunderland, living in Whitley Bay. IT consultant, booze hound and lover of curry
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:35, Reply)

^ + tedious bore

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:37, Reply)

+ perma tanned resident of Bigg Market

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:51, Reply)

^ paki

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:51, Reply)

The turnaround time between a film hitting the cinema,
coming out on DVD and getting reduced to a fiver is so quick nowadays that I'd rather buy it then than spend my monthly mortgage repayments on the pleasure and sharing a room with cunts that can't go a couple of hours without filling their faces and/or checking their text messages.

I used to go almost every week 'back in the day' but luckily, due to the cost, the amount of films that make me cream my shorts in anticipation of seeing them on the big screen dwindles every year. Last one I saw was Man of Steel and it was utter utter offensively gash horseshit.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:50, Reply)

My local one is £13.
A big cocporn is £7. Robbing bastards.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:52, Reply)

Now that I am surprised to hear.
Are you suggesting that as an adult you found a film about a flying gaylord from space to be not very good?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:53, Reply)

I KNOW!
That's the last time I'll don those particular tights and cape to the cinema.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:55, Reply)

That takes some stones.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:57, Reply)

This.
It's only worth going to the cinema to see epics now; and then generally only older epics like Transformers and Avatar.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:58, Reply)

You should take that over to the IMDB message boards
They love to discuss 'older epics' like Transformers and Avatar over there. Especially if you call them older epics.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:04, Reply)

I used to work with a couple of film critics, who were utter stereotype pretentious wanker nerds.
I came in one morning, and told them I'd seen Nikita at the weekend.

"Oh?" they said, "And what did you think?"

"It was OK" I replied, "But not as good as The Assassin."

Their faces did that Total Recall thing when he's ejected out of the atmosphere-generator.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:11, Reply)

And RED2.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:04, Reply)

The cinema is almost exclusively an expensive disappointment
I am a council estate dole scum chav, decked out in cheap sportswear and excited by the idea of a posh meal at Nandos.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:53, Reply)

We know.
You refer to McDonalds as a restaurant.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:56, Reply)

I refer to your mum as a restaurant

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:58, Reply)

aurant room
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:58, Reply)

'a lovely little American place I know on the Kilburn High Rd'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:59, Reply)

"They do this little delicacy that I think
you might find intriguing, it's called The Gut Bucket".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:12, Reply)

"Delicately fried in only the most lovingly-reclaimed grease"

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:16, Reply)

Billy's Cafe by mine used to sell 'The Heart Attack' breakfast.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:23, Reply)

There used to be a place in Pompey called The Bedrock Cafe
All dinosaur themed and open 24 hours. They did a Brontosaurus burger that was something like 8 patties in a bun. Shockingly, they went out of business within about 6 months.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:32, Reply)

I'm a cold heart-breaker, fit to burn, and I'll rip your heart in two, and I'll leave you lying on the bed (with your ass in the air).
When I come home late at night, don't ask me where I've been, just count your stars I'm home again.

I was watching Alan Partridge last night on Gold. It was the one where he enangers the farmers, and tells them they feed beef burgers to swans.

I don't fancy the film, though - I think it will be awful, embarrassingly-contrived nonsense without the spark of genuine discomfort that the TV series inspired.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:56, Reply)

Coogan has sniffed all his money again.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:06, Reply)

He went where Cobaine blew his own head off to avoid.
The man is probably irredeemable.

I quite enjoyed The Trip with Rob Brydon, though, but mainly because of Brydon.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:08, Reply)

The Michael Caine Impression arguement was superb
The problem with that series (for me) was that all the way through I was thinking Is this going to be one of those 'who is REALLY the wealthy man?' things...then it turned out it WAS that. Bit twee...shame really.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:23, Reply)

In the loop was good, some of the same people behind it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:23, Reply)

Morning
I went to the cinema only last night. It was pretty good.
The only copyrighted material I have ever obtained illegally was supplied by M***y B***e.

As I understand it we are all either Al, Rory, Bert or Baldmonkey.
I am definitely one of those four.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:11, Reply)

I wonder what became of Bert.
He has probably settled down and had a couple of kids with his sister.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:16, Reply)

No one ever really leaves, do they?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:17, Reply)

I'm just disappointed by the seemingly low number of people who check out at any given time.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:18, Reply)

God we've shed shitloads of people from /OT, Vag.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:28, Reply)

I wouldn't be surprised if such were widely-perceived to be my fault.
I'm sorry if it is.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:32, Reply)

It is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:33, Reply)

I'm sorry.
I suppose this is the point at which I should DMAAKM, right?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Okey dokey.
I
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Sometimes - rarely in the case of /OT but sometimes - people grow up and move on

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:46, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Mind your own business

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:20, Reply)

*minds*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Could you mind mine for me while you're at it?
Only I've got to go to a meeting in a bit.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:23, Reply)

Hey, it's international radio star, Tangledupinblue!
So now you've been on the radio....what's next?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:24, Reply)

Not being on the radio ever again?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:25, Reply)

Most probably.
My life is surely on a downward trajectory now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:28, Reply)

It's tough at the top
but what a view, eh?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:28, Reply)

What, a Coventry trading estate?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:30, Reply)

You know, I've never been there
But then, I've never been to a lot of places.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Jesus, this was pointless...even for you, TH

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:34, Reply)

I saw the point of it.
There was a very obvious subtext there of you angling for an invitation up the The City in Shakespeare's County.
You are, of course, always welcome. Bring weed.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Sure, by the way when you're there, do pass on my congratulations to Simon Cowell.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:25, Reply)

We're having sups with him and Sinitta this evening

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:29, Reply)

YESSSSSSSSS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Nah, not really
I don't have any secrets from you, Monts. You know my real name* and EVERYTHING.

*my real name is two hats
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:23, Reply)

I know every inch of your sinuous, manly frame.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:26, Reply)

*flexes*
*pulls muscle*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:29, Reply)

lol
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23597233
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:29, Reply)

He's only saying what we're all thinking!
And what some of us are also actually saying.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:31, Reply)

Apropos of noting, the property prices in Bongo Bongo Land are amazing right now
It's a great time for investment
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Good to hear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:41, Reply)

he sounds EXACTLY like my uncles and cousins (well except for the 15 year old new lesbian)
all of whom live in yorkshire, not surprisingly perhaps...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:47, Reply)

Hell's bells.

( Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:41, Reply)

I am rapidly becoming the bad guy in our flat,
due to my mounting impatience at "bloo bloo i'm a victim" behaviour.
( Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Hells bells

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:35, Reply)

I know, Twoey, I know.

( Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:38, Reply)

People need to toughen up
The world is cruel...get used to it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:44, Reply)

i hope you're not giving her cold, hard facts
girls don't like those
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:42, Reply)

I've given her two months of help and sympathy.
This is not my natural condition. I had to revert to type sometime.
( Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:43, Reply)

it might do her good, you never know
even i listened in the end
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Sympathy doesn't fucking fix problems.
I tried. It didn't work.
( Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:46, Reply)

sometimes it's all people want to hear
but that depends on the problem. newly dumped/sacked? give them sympathy. dumped/sacked 5 months ago and still not snogged anyone else/got a new job/still stalking their ex's new partner on twitter? tough talk.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Punch her in the throat.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Actually, this ^

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:56, Reply)

It's the only language these people understand.
Well, that and Urdu.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:59, Reply)

I'd have to bend down to far. Getting old, bad back etc.
I could probably knee her in the throat, though?
( Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Yeah, if you gonna go with feet, knock her over, then slowly crush her windpipe under the heel of your boot while looking deep in to her eyes.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Listen to WP here Kroners, he knows his shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Yeah, but I don't want to leave her dead in a pub bog somewhere.
I've got motive, the coppers will totally suspect me.
( Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Just get the cleaners in the pub to contaminate the crime scene for you "by accident"

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:13, Reply)

What I need, Windy, is a contractor.

( Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:19, Reply)

I'm a lovely boy.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:52, Reply)

*grooms*

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Wait, who the fuck are you?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Alphonso Bongo

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Bullshit

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:09, Reply)

You sure are!
Come and see me, Windy. Go on...I'll make a cake and everything.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:55, Reply)

I'd like to,
In fact, I need to see monty too, maybe we could all 3 of us hang out.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:07, Reply)

I think that would be very sensible

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:11, Reply)

FINE

( Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Ha.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:13, Reply)

That sounds splendid.
As long as we keep the Frenchies out of this arrangement I'm very happy with it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Mrs Hats speaks French fluently
Is this going to be a problem?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:17, Reply)

It...it might be.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Hmm....I'll see what I can do

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:21, Reply)

It's this sort of anti-continental feeling that keeps the security at Sangatte so very efficient.
Also that we don't want a bunch of smelly Arabs dirtying up the Champs-Elysee.
( Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:19, Reply)

Don't forget to invite Dozer.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Hi 'Windsor Davies'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Alright mum

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Warm, are we?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:14, Reply)

SHUT UP!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:16, Reply)

+ lovely boy

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:17, Reply)

I really rather like that show you know,
Even the little queer fella is quite funny.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:19, Reply)

My brother bought a box set of it and swears it's aged well.
But I suspect the barely-disguised 70s racism is what he enjoys.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Well, there's no harm in that is there.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Good clean fun, no 'blue language', just rabid homophobia and a load of blacked-up RADA graduates doing 'Indian' accents.
Good comedy, the likes of which we won't see again in these 'PC gone mad' days.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:23, Reply)

Whispering graaaaasss

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:21, Reply)

I'm fine, thank you very much for asking.
Cinema is for teenagers and chavs that can't afford to buy or rent a dvd and watch it in the comfort of their own home.

I'M /OT'S SHITTEST MOD. WHE THE QUIVERING FUCK ARE YOU?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:04, Reply)

OR EVEN 'WHO'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:04, Reply)

I rather like 'whe' actually

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:15, Reply)

I loved "The Whe - LIVE AT LEEDS"

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:17, Reply)

My father was at that gig, facteroonie fans.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:21, Reply)

It was in the refectory of Leeds university, where he was a lecturer.
And, as my mother found out, a lecherer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:22, Reply)

*puts right hand in the crook of left arm*
*bends left arm at the elbow*
*makes smutty grunting noise*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:23, Reply)

oh bugger, someone on here told us what that gesture is called and I've forgotten it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:32, Reply)

He did the 'grown up voice' bits on Summertime Blues, didn't he?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Yes.
I fucking love that record. I bought a mint original copy with all the inserts intact, for about twenty quid. Worth three times that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Swap "that record" with "Size 15 turquoise deck shoes"
and you've got a Dozer post, right here.
( Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:26, Reply)

I am ashamed to admit that you're right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Great record.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:28, Reply)

I *knew* I liked you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:28, Reply)

And I love Eddie Cochran
If he hadn't died when he did, we'd all be worshipping him now, and not an overweight drug addict with a stupid name.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:35, Reply)

You are so, so right
My dear old dad used to play me all of that good old stuff when I was a boy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:42, Reply)

I also love the Blue Cheer version of that song, which I'm sure you're familiar with

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:42, Reply)

in fairness I don't know anyone who worships me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:02, Reply)

I'd like to help you son, but you're too young to vote?
Fo srs?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:46, Reply)