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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What would you rather spend 148 grand on?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-23726224
Alt, anything really. Brunch or lunch?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:08, 156 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I would spend it all on prostitutes and Mexican food.
And a bit of drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:10, Reply)
now, i love a nice well stuffed burrito as much as the next girl
but this is the second time this morning you have alluded to spending tens of thousands on mexican food.

are you money laundering?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:18, Reply)
If it's Mexican money it's got to be spick and span

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Why did the Mexican stab his wife?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:21, Reply)
WITHERSPOON!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Because she cheated on him with a Gringo.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:22, Reply)
TO VENT HIS LASANGER!!

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Because he was brutalised by decades of infighting between rival drug gangs.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:23, Reply)
He wanted Tequila.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:28, Reply)
Totally worth the wait.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:30, Reply)
no, wait, the other thing

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Why didn't he just go and buy some?
I don't understand. Was he forbidden from drinking by this wife character or something?

Even so, he could have just lied about where he was going and gone for a drink. We've all done it, right lads????
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:54, Reply)
I think we need some [citation needed]s in this one.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:19, Reply)
Nah, not yet.
I'm just into Mexican food at the moment.
Had some excellent ribs yesterday too.
I expect those prostitutes would pretend to enjoy a very poorly stuffed burrito too.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Badly packed kebab lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:23, Reply)
is this something to do with chompy's money problems?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:11, Reply)
Nothing
There is without doubt nothing which I've ever done which is anywhere *near* as rewarding.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:13, Reply)
^ this ^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Fucking benders.
The only reason either of you have kids is birth control malfunction.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Not in my case, no.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Right.
Let's not talk here about whose kids were a guest at their parents' wedding
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:27, Reply)
There's going to be a time when they don't die alone, freezing cold in their own excrement
in some tumbledown hovel like we will and THEN they'll be sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:23, Reply)
yer
because no old crone dying alone with no visitors in a piss-soaked nursing home has kids. because nobody emigrates and leaves their parents/grandparents behind, or just doesn't bother going to see them, or is the kind of cunt who is only after their cash, a la gran turino.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:27, Reply)
TORINO
FFS. Named after the CAR.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:29, Reply)
alright mr ford focus

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:33, Reply)
I see your weekend followed it's usual formulaic pattern.
Standing around, waiting for someone to turn up, getting all wet!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Whilst this is true in my case that doesn't make my statement any the less valid
If I didn't have *name of kid* in my life, I'd be have much more money but would be so much poorer for it.

^TWEE PLATITUDE^
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:27, Reply)
It does because it is linked with being given the CHOICE to spend 148k on a kid.
Given the CHOICE, at the time, I call bullshit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:28, Reply)
I calll your mum bullshit.
Because when she 'brownloads' onto my glass coffee table they're the size of cowpats.

PS even with all the shit I've been through, given the choice to not have her around there's no way I'd take it
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:30, Reply)
I am not suggesting you wouldn't.
Given the choice at the time all I'm saying is MASSIVE CLANGER!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:33, Reply)
hahahahahahahahhaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:33, Reply)
i wanted to make a LOLARIOUS kid name joke here
but couldn't think of one. let's pretend i did, and you all LOL'd hard.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:33, Reply)
Let's pretend you crossed the line, and everyone is angry with you.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Should I put her over my knee?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:36, Reply)
Only if you think your legs can take the weight

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:21, Reply)
That almost sounds like 'serious' answer.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Yeah sorry, I really meant 'drugs and tacos' obv.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:16, Reply)
I'm just jealous because I'm so alone.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:21, Reply)
I'm getting worried about Monty.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Bender

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:26, Reply)
I NO U R

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Literally anything else.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:18, Reply)
What's with the glasses in your new profile pic?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:21, Reply)
My sunglasses?
It was sunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Oh it's just the lenses are a strange colour
I thought you'd gone for some creepy transitions lenses
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Blue is a strange colour?
Well, I never.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:24, Reply)
Chelsea FC's ....... zzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:25, Reply)
I thought they were purple

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:26, Reply)
They're a dark blue.
They do look a bit purpley in certain lights, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:31, Reply)
^ghey^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Do they still do Fruit Salad chews?
if so them, yep I would spend it all on them
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Needs MOAR Blackjacks.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:21, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:22, Reply)
I ment to ask everyone to eat Pork Scratching around you at JS3

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Monty leaves food around his gob that looks like pork scratching.
Pork that's been scratching it's own arse. Lol.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:25, Reply)
Ewwwwwwwww

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Blackjacks are only there to make the rest of the sweats look good.
Like putting salt in caramel.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Gonz, Gonz, Gonz
your youth and lack of knowledge about life is exposed in both of these statements.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:39, Reply)
Yeah', well, yeah', well, you're soo old and come from a little village.... that you bought your sweets from the phamacist or the milkman.... or whatever the fuck it is Nigel Slater was banging on about.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:17, Reply)
I'd spend it on turtle flavoured crisps.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:24, Reply)
It wouldn't suprise me if they did that flavour
In Turtle related news, I have purchased a new tank and built him a new house out of granite tiles
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:28, Reply)
This 'present'
seems to be costing you a lot of money.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:33, Reply)
He's got his own ltttle personality
although the little fucker bit my finger yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:35, Reply)
YM.
Hold on. Maybe not.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Best £148k you'd ever spend

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Premium Bonds

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:22, Reply)
You can only have £30k

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:23, Reply)
But that'd only get me George Lazenby :(((((

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:24, Reply)
actuallol

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:24, Reply)
Or a bit Moore.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:25, Reply)

premium Jenny
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:23, Reply)
I'll tell you what, it cost Garry Glitter a hell of at more than that.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:25, Reply)
Pretty much ANYTHING else.
Alt: what is it with the food fixation around here? Bunch of internet fatties.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:25, Reply)
What then, if not enchiladas?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:27, Reply)
Fajitas.

Tacos, at a pinch, but they always snap in half and leave you with the bits all over the place.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:29, Reply)
We had a nice roast on Sunday.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:30, Reply)
I bet you did!
Eh? Eh? Nudge nudge, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:32, Reply)
yeah we did.
I don't understand, are you suggesting we didn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:35, Reply)
I'm lolariously suggesting that you had a threeway sexual situation, with one member of the group being penetrated by the other two.
It was RUDE, and therefore funny.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:40, Reply)
gosh, it sure was!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:46, Reply)
Go with a Quesadilla.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:32, Reply)
Esmeralda's sister?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:34, Reply)
What was that? I can't hear you when got mouth is full of pies and chocolate eclairs and donuts

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:28, Reply)
Ugh.
The only thing my mouth is full of is pain and coughing.



And phlegm.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:30, Reply)
you must be ill because of all the unhealthy food you eat

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:33, Reply)
It certainly doesn't help.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:34, Reply)
hahahahahadrugslololololandprostitutesaaaaaaaaahlololololsofunnehhhhh

(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:30, Reply)
hahahahaha yeah

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:34, Reply)
^finally lost his grasp on reality^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:36, Reply)
I don't even know where Aibania is

(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:38, Reply)

Aibania my sanity
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:45, Reply)
Do you know where your carer is?
You should peobably tell them it's time for your medication.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:45, Reply)
"piss yourself twice for yes and thrice for no"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:57, Reply)
If you were a proper mod you'd banhamer him for his own good.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:05, Reply)
YEAH B3TH

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:06, Reply)
Booze with lunch and you're an alcoholic. Booze with Brunch and it's a nice start to the day.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:33, Reply)
Do people *really* have brunch?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:36, Reply)
I brunched yesterday!
It seems to mean "breakfast but at about 11".
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:37, Reply)
I quite like a late breakfast

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:38, Reply)
If you get up at lunchtime and have breakfast then, is that lunch or breakfast? Or would that be a brunch situation?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:38, Reply)
I dunno, if I have lunch type food I call it lunch
and if I'm having toast or croissants or whatever, I call it breakfast. I don't usually call anything brunch at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:41, Reply)
I put it to YOU, monsieur
that if you have croissants, you call it petit déjeuner.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:44, Reply)
I don't fucking call it brunch, that's fo' damn sho'

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:44, Reply)
Can we keep the French out of this please.
They want a warship visiting them too.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:48, Reply)
Similarly if I don't eat lunch until mid afternoon I don't call it lupper or linner or what have you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:50, Reply)
Slunch

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:53, Reply)
Brinner
Eating traditional English breakfast items as an evening meal
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Breasts are good for breakfast.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:54, Reply)
I'm pretty sure having booze with lunch doesn't make you an alcoholic.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:47, Reply)
I fucking hope not

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:48, Reply)
They've been replaying Paul Temple drama shows on the radio,
They're based in the 30s and 40s. They drink all the fucking time, "oh I'll have a G&T, but make it a single it's only 10:30am" that sort of thing. They're great.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:50, Reply)
I'm reading a collection of H Beam Piper's SF
it's all written in the 50s but set far in the future, so the amount of smoking and drinking is hilarious. I don't think any character goes more than 5-10 minutes without having a cigarette or re-lighting their pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:56, Reply)
Breakfast G & T's
or "Breeandtees" as I like to call them.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:56, Reply)
I think we all do.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:59, Reply)
The good old days.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:58, Reply)
"WHERE'S THE GODAMN MONEY CHOMPY, DON'T FUCK WITH ME."

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:00, Reply)
Classic Nakers post!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:01, Reply)
I imagine those we're the last words that they spoke to each other
I just hope Big tony gives chomps a little more time
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:08, Reply)
Have you been ignored, yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:14, Reply)
are you off waaah.0 yet?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:18, Reply)
Yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:21, Reply)
that's not proper internet upset then
1/10, must try harder
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:23, Reply)
Kroney's learnt from your example and made sure to buy him a flavour of pizza that he likes.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:25, Reply)
kroney's a tart

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Ain't dat da troot!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:32, Reply)
I reckon we ought to ask Gibraltarians to vote on outright annexation.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:05, Reply)
I think we should offer to sell Gib to the dagoes and then lol at them when they can't borrow the money to pay for it

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:08, Reply)
I think we should cancel 3rd world debt and all buy U2 records.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:09, Reply)
*clicks fingers*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:12, Reply)
We can make a difference!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:13, Reply)
"Now it's part of the UK. Stop fucking bitching."

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:10, Reply)

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