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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Whoever was after knowing about my soups the other day there made by The New YOrk Soup Company.
Do you like soup?

Is wet food good?

Alt: something about your personal failures.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:30, 199 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I heard your mum like a wet fish supper
she certainly likes a salty starter.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:32, Reply)
I'm so poor I eat soup for lunch A LOT.
I do like soup but my realtionship with it is somewhat strained due to overfamiliarity.

Alt: they have led to the soup issues referred to above
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:32, Reply)
'soup', 'strained' Oh Monty, you're a card.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:35, Reply)
Oh no. Scarpe's back on the turps guys :o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:38, Reply)
Today would have gone more quickly if I was.
I mean, I've come back here, that's how bored I have been.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:41, Reply)
It's shit these days Scarpo.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:42, Reply)
I know, it's so comforting and familiar.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:43, Reply)
the grass is always greener
I thinks its always been quite shit but it is a way of avoiding work... Admittedly my posting more does drag it down further still but win some lose some
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:50, Reply)
Oi you, yes you
£28 for Hennessy 0.7L I didn't realise I just picked it up

And did you bookmark that link, if so you'll love the pepperpot soup recipe
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:37, Reply)
Yes I did.
XO Hennessy is over £100, suck it up you big girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:41, Reply)
I saw one there for £120, fuck that shit Brah

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:42, Reply)
I was drunk in La Galerie Lafayette in Paris once, many years ago, and was *this* close to buying a bottle of 1802 coggers for E3500

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:43, Reply)
They do love their E numbers...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:45, Reply)
Alright hippy, how's life/
Hawkwind problems sorted?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:38, Reply)
Yes indeed they are. I had my kid stay last night and she will again tonight (I'm off work tomorrow),
tomrrow she's off to her grandparents' in Kent. It was my ex's idea and she's taking her there by train personally which is nothing short of astounding.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:40, Reply)
That's fucking excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:09, Reply)
I had Italian meatball soup the other day, fucking lovely.
I like Miso, too, and it's actually good for you. Wet food is good, whenever I'm on the East coast I always get proper kippers, not that boil in a bag shit from supermarkets.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:37, Reply)
Miso is shit, you're bent, fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:40, Reply)
You're shit, both YMs are bent, fuck off.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:41, Reply)
You're only saying what everyone else is thinking!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Just like you Monty, and that Farrage chappie.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Well that's not very christian!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:45, Reply)
No, no - he's quite right.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:48, Reply)
IRREGARDLESS

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:52, Reply)
Harvests the world

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:51, Reply)
Not in our lifetime, Bonzo

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:53, Reply)
Is this referring to the Jambalaya thing from Morrison’s if so yes it was me?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:39, Reply)
Yes!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:50, Reply)
Not had chance to check out Morrison's will do over the next 6 days
Thanks for the heads up
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Oh
I've never failed at anything, and I don't intend to start now
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:40, Reply)
I tell you what Twoey you have winner written all over your face

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:41, Reply)

In dried spunk
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:41, Reply)
I will neither confirm nor deny these scurrilous accusations

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:42, Reply)
No, that's Jizz.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Marrby it is Marrby it isn't

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:43, Reply)
No, that's seMARRn

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:43, Reply)
Soup's fucking terrible
If I wanted a drink masquerading as my supper I'll fucking down a pint of gin and do it that way

Fuck off terrible food
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:42, Reply)
theo....Theo..THEOBAN HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:43, Reply)
alright hh tell me you're not slurping down on some hot soup cock like the rest of these liquid fuckers

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:44, Reply)
Me I'm at home drinking beer
with a bottle of hennessy warming in the airing cupboard
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:49, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:50, Reply)
I deserve it Monty
I fucked off at three today and will now being doing massive damage to my liver till next Thursday
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:52, Reply)
I deserve it more :o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:53, Reply)
I got sixty quids to last me til payday
I reckon, 40 on booze, 20 on food. that's right yeah?

if I go cheap I could even go less than 20

imagine that
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:54, Reply)
Get yourself to Aldi. Cheap food AND booze.
Money left for a cheap hooker!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:00, Reply)
but that's far away
tesco is right there, big bag of pasta, that'll get me through til wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:03, Reply)
that's sound mathematics, Theosophism.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:01, Reply)
I'm glad you're my financial advisor

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:03, Reply)
Stick with me, pal - I am great with money.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:10, Reply)
I knew a guy who ordered cognac in the brandy balloon HE INSISTED ON THE BALLOON then asked for ice in it
people eh

I like drink I hope you have good drink
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:50, Reply)
Ice...Ice.....Fucking ICE
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:51, Reply)
innit

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:52, Reply)
I have my Balloon (not hat of course) at the ready
will wait till it hits a slightly warmish temp and then Quaff with much gusto
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:54, Reply)
Swill it out with almost hot water before pouring.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:57, Reply)
What I need from you here is a name and address, and some next of kin details for this joker.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:54, Reply)
Edinburgh erm, somewhere
I don't keep in touch with THE PAST
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Is it not proper to have ice with cognac?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:57, Reply)
You terrible troll.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:58, Reply)
I've never drunk brandy in my life, so I'm ignorant to these things
Just trying to learn
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:59, Reply)
I had to google 'brandy balloon'
I know literally nothing about the subject.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:02, Reply)
When we meet up for LASH OF THE TITANS you and I shall have a LOT of fun.
This will involve high end cognaccing.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:06, Reply)
Oh my!
I shall dust off my monocle.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:07, Reply)
And write a will.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:07, Reply)
The glass is specifically designed so that the heat of your hand warms the cognac.
When you see people holding the glass in that 'palm facing upward' way, they aren't *necessarily* just being pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:07, Reply)
do what you want really I just thought it'd be a tale to amuse these lot
you're immune to criticism.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:58, Reply)
I am that
This is what comes of being bald, beared, bespectacled and hideously ugly.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:00, Reply)
I can't wait for it to happen to me
The en-baldmonkeying it's called
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:02, Reply)
I'm slightly slimmer, and consist of 20% less ballbaggery

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:03, Reply)
>:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Turn that frown upside down, you

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:00, Reply)
):<

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:12, Reply)
Yo, Theodolite.
YO.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:44, Reply)
alright mb you're looking fantastic

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:44, Reply)
I've had cheek implants.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:48, Reply)
haha fat arse hahahahaha see that's funny cos cheeks are both used for face and arse features

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:49, Reply)
shit I'm taking this to the fringe

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:49, Reply)
GET TO AN AIRPORT AND FAST

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:50, Reply)
YOURN arse features

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:49, Reply)
i used to believe that soup wasn't food
but then I was brainwashed. With Heinz Chicken and Mushroom
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:44, Reply)
see you've messed that up again, mushroom ain't food, it's just a process to turn shit into ground, not summat you eat

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:45, Reply)
you are going to fail so heavily
when we're all living on a fleet of space ships escaping from highly evolved cyborgs
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:50, Reply)
s'alright way I live I ain't making it past 31, 32 at most
you guys can feast on my remains
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:51, Reply)
we can grow mushrooms in your corpse

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:53, Reply)
that always seems like a good idea until you get to 30

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:54, Reply)
Yeah I'm already 31
*hack* *cough*
Bits are sloughing off me all the time
It's extremely arousing
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:55, Reply)
leposyphile lols

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:56, Reply)
You felt us talking about you the other day, didn't you?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:47, Reply)
I KNEW there was a reason I was feeling extremely sexual

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:48, Reply)
You can be really hurtful sometimes, do you know that?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:53, Reply)
What I do this time?
If I did it I didn't mean to
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:56, Reply)
Well some people like soup
You might've hurt someone's feelings.

/soup woe
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:58, Reply)
no-one likes soup
unless they got touched up by a steak when they were a kid
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:58, Reply)
:(
he made me call him Uncle Rib-Eye
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:01, Reply)
ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:11, Reply)
I don't have any personal failures.
Oh, except for that time I sent a series of text messages to a groom saying unwise things about his mother-in-law.

I got a FB message from his wife this morning saying "For the record, my mum doesn't even like Jon Bon Jovi."
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:45, Reply)
Chunky soups are best
Mulligatawny noms.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:46, Reply)
Mulligatawny isn't chunky, from my experience GJ.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:49, Reply)
It's just curry sauce innit?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:50, Reply)
kinda

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:58, Reply)
It is when I make it.
Chunkier onion and bits of tomato.
Also, chicken Mulligatawny.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:55, Reply)
A proper soup must have Yam, Cho-cho & meat in it

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:50, Reply)
you keep your hentai shit to yourself, hartley-chan

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:52, Reply)
i really want that soup you get with sushi now

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:55, Reply)
just pob a squid in some broth
done
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:57, Reply)
*spits in welsh*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Cavy *nods politely*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:57, Reply)
hartley

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:58, Reply)
How is life with you and dog boy?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:00, Reply)
it's not
just me and the guinea pig now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:00, Reply)
Ohhhhh dear, sorry to hear
Cavy I have a Turtle, he's cute as fuck
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:03, Reply)
aww! pics?
does he eat ham?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:05, Reply)
Chicken Cavy he likes roast chicken
He looks just like this one
www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2a/RazorBackMuskTurtle.jpg&imgrefurl=http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:RazorBackMuskTurtle.jpg&h=1232&w=1912&sz=1103&tbnid=kuyt7oKpIt6edM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=140&zoom=1&usg=__bpdrNshoFuI5QQ5_xwoQBDzLx6E=&docid=IbiZ4r7m4evmVM&sa=X&ei=DjcWUpLgIurV0QW0jYC4Dg&ved=0CEkQ9QEwBA&dur=3872
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:07, Reply)
cute
(it's just the think i remember from seeing some once was that they were being fed sainsbury's ham)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:10, Reply)
He likes live food shrimp and Mini-meal worms

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:15, Reply)
nom

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:18, Reply)
Dumped again?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:07, Reply)

Pot, meet kettle.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:23, Reply)
Nahhh Proper Yardie soup is da ting

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:57, Reply)
Mannish water lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:59, Reply)
The Jamaican place near me doesn’t do soup, although I have talked him into doing me some Red Snapper

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:02, Reply)
DISCLAIMER: Red Snapper has nothing to do with Swipes Growler

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:03, Reply)

Ha. Have a clicky.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:19, Reply)
I like the tomato and basil cupasoup with croutons
Even with the crewtons it's still just a drink. Altho I do like the one with spaghetti and parmeson over the top. I think that has crutons too.

Just the plain croutens mind, I don't see the point in having flavoured croutins, they're there for texture not taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:57, Reply)
woah
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:58, Reply)
sometimes there is something positively gonzian about your musings

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:58, Reply)
i'[ve had booze with croutons in
croutons doesn't stop things being a drink
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:59, Reply)
chocolate croutons would be good on a cheesecake or something

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:59, Reply)
i like interesting soup
mulligatawny is lush. and eat do a really chunky tomato minestrone, stuffed full of veg and pasta and topped with pesto, which is fucking NOM.

but dunk bread in it, and you die. that is for plebs and proles.

alt: i don't have any. they were all other people's failings.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Doesnt mulligatawny traditionally have meat in it

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:02, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:13, Reply)
not the vegetarian one

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:18, Reply)
Mouth wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:02, Reply)
i hope your kid grows up veggie

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:18, Reply)
Gazpacho soup is excellent when done properly.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:58, Reply)
by which you mean HEATED UP
cold soup is gross
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:59, Reply)
WRONG.
You ginger cretin.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:01, Reply)
i accidentally made gestapo soup
people asked why is was cold
I said "Ve ask Ze Qvestions!"
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:01, Reply)
Jeff, give Cavy her login back.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:02, Reply)
someone make a rimmer joke here I can't be arsed
ta
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:02, Reply)
bronze swimming certificate, silver swimming certificate

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:04, Reply)
cheers two hats

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:07, Reply)
Soup is a starter at best not a meal

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:02, Reply)
That's why, contrary to what the Red Wrongun up there thinks ^
You have bread with it. Pads it out, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:05, Reply)
Depends on the soup
Hot & Sour is a starter

Butternut squash and chilli is more than capable of being a main course.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:08, Reply)
yes
that one i like, with chunky carrots and celery and onions and mushrooms and a million tomatoes and pasta and pesto is a bloody 3 course meal (for only 300 cals, bargain)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:12, Reply)
- celery

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:21, Reply)
Onion, carrot and celery is the base ingredients to my soup stock
But that's all sieved out before the real stuff goes in
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:23, Reply)
Celery has only one valid place, and that is as part of mirepoix.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:27, Reply)
Errrmmmmm That's what I just said

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:29, Reply)

nope, it belongs shoved roughly in the arse of whichever bastard thought it was a good idea to add it to food
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:30, Reply)
I see that Dog boy has opened your eyes to more than just culinary delights

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:32, Reply)
since it's hollow, you can get two and shove them in your arse, then when you fart it'll be like playing a little flute

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:33, Reply)
Nah see you have your steak and chips
and if you're on a diet, have a glass of soup alongside
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:09, Reply)
BUT NO ICE, RIGHT?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:21, Reply)
I only drink my soup in a soup balloon

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:34, Reply)
up to the highest heights and send it Soaring

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:44, Reply)
Im going to throw Ham and Pea in the mix too
with nice fresh buttered roll...

Then realise we are all talking about soup, and kill myself*


*probably won't kill myself
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:03, Reply)
Ham & pea is ok, but it's no brocolli & stilton.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:05, Reply)
Not a fan of stilton, but I fucking love brocolli and stilton.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:09, Reply)
this is correct

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:17, Reply)

rrect nsommé
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:21, Reply)
I made home made soup recently, and I'll be making it again soon
Because I'm fucking ace. (and also a skinflint, as I've made it from the leftovers of a roast chicken)
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:08, Reply)
Clicking this

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:09, Reply)
Soup Chat: so exciting, that AA can comment on it.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:30, Reply)
AA Chat: so exciting, that AB can comment on it.

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:32, Reply)
This comment needs more C

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:33, Reply)
Basically I'm calling you a African Bum Cleaner

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:34, Reply)
Easy as 123

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:42, Reply)
Or simple as do(n't) ra(pe) me

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:56, Reply)
as sung by Jordan Chandler

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:28, Reply)
(K)NO(RR) SOUP CHAT

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:35, Reply)
What a bunch of cunts,eh?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:36, Reply)
Just checking if you have contributed.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:38, Reply)
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:40, Reply)
What's going on here then?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:41, Reply)
Frogs trying to Bum rape me

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:43, Reply)
Soup chat contributors were branded cunts.
Then I discovered HH is one of them.
The ultimate betrayal.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:49, Reply)
We all have our weaknesses
You should see what I do to wing mirrors
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:52, Reply)
Some stories are better left untold.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:58, Reply)
Turns them into novelty earrings for elephants

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:00, Reply)

Corry-lovin' elephants are inserting them in their foreskins. Uncle Alberts Jumbo Jewellery.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:34, Reply)
New thread Bumgazers

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:07, Reply)

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