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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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BISCUIT CHAT
I have just opened a packet of Foxes Caramel Caffé Snaps. With a mild caramel flavour they are perfect with a creamy coffee, the packet tells me. I would also add that they are also great with standard coffee. The 'snap' comes from a pre-formed seam along the longest section of an oval shaped biscuit, meaning a high quality of 'snappage' for dipping and dunking. The packaging is attractive, and they are served standing on edge in a sturdy plastic tray. I obtained a 145g packet for 65 pence, which I feel is very good value for money.
What's your favourite biscuit?

Alt: cricket

Alt:alt: is anyone here?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 14:31, 229 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
You should go outside while the sun is still shining.
Get a dose of vitamin d, it'd be good for you.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 14:39, Reply)
I did, and will again later.
Bike innit.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 14:42, Reply)
great thread man

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 14:43, Reply)
I know!
Bit bored today.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Alt alt: I'm sure Battered will be along in a minute to call me paedo.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Always nice to have something to look forward to.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Dunno.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Me neither.
I'm bored shitless, stuck in the office.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Put on your killing trousers and get hammer happy.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 15:09, Reply)
It's not Battered's fault that you fucked all those kids.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 17:28, Reply)
I ain't had a sirlone steak before so I got that for dinner, i'll do it with a blue cheese sauce, mashed potatos and corgette battons.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 16:22, Reply)
Fucking hell you're on form today Deles.
And Norwich won.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 31 Aug 2013, 17:40, Reply)
This is what I ended up doing
- Sirloin covered in "Taste Unami #5" and griddled to medium.
- Roasted small tomartos with garlic and chill
- Soratyed potatos with black garlic
- coreggette battons
- mushroom with cheese and breadcrumb topping [the shove in the oven packet thing]
- Blue and Goat Cheese Sauce
- Spinage, Rocket, Watercress, spring onion wilted down.

I was more interested in cooking than eating, had a few bites of everything and everything is really nice.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 18:49, Reply)
Did you really roast the tomatoes?
Fuck me I'm a guru.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:05, Reply)
I'm having a hot dog.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 17:41, Reply)
Sweet, love me a bit of hot dog.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 18:50, Reply)
I say hot dog
I mean German smoked frankfurters, ja?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 18:53, Reply)
tekkers, totes digg that, had that for lunch this week evens.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 18:58, Reply)
And they are almost ready to consume.
All terribly exciting stuff today.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:06, Reply)
Microwaved Frankfuters in a torpedo roll with raw onion, ketchup and frenchie's mustard.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:12, Reply)
Pretty much my recipe right there.
Not microwaved though.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:23, Reply)
This is a good day
Got some jobs done round the house, full roast beef dinner coming up, and then - unexpected beer!

Sometimes simple is best
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 17:02, Reply)
What's unexpected about it?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 17:40, Reply)
He lives in a tent

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:37, Reply)
Alt. stuffing them as I speak. 162 for 9
Biscuit- Lemon Puff.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 31 Aug 2013, 17:36, Reply)
YESSSS!!!!!!!!!
Nice to see England put up a big score batting first for a change.

Lemon puff eh? A fine old school choice.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 17:40, Reply)
They still make 'em but not
as sharp tasting as I remember.
Also 1- 1 something to look forward to now with a bit of form for the one dayers.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 31 Aug 2013, 17:44, Reply)
In the biscuit world, nothing is as good as it used to be.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 18:19, Reply)
I try not to get involved in biscuit chat.
There was an incident involving either Jaffa cakes, or Kit Kats, can't remember, and whether they were cakes, choc bars or cakes. It went on a while.
I is in a Glasgow hotel. It's nice.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 18:07, Reply)
Conscientious objector.
What are you doing in Glasgow?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 18:19, Reply)
Party.
Off out about 9.00
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 18:34, Reply)
Pissed with trousers on your head by 9.30

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 18:44, Reply)
Just chilling at mo mate.
Drove here from Mcr, not used to driving any more, bit knacked.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:15, Reply)
I find driving for more than about half an hour is too long. Dull innit, there should be more entertainment available for drivers on a long journey.
I can't wait for self driving cars.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:22, Reply)
Daughter has just bought one that parallel parks itself.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:08, Reply)
That should come as standard on women's cars
Amirites lads?
Sexistlolz
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:11, Reply)
i like custard creams
but I don't think I've had them in many years.

Hey, Frog, life still shit? Mine is, but I am making jam in a minute
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:09, Reply)
What jam you making?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:12, Reply)
well it will be apple and ginger
although a change of plan means I'm making spiced apple chutney first. I have pealed so many apples today
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:28, Reply)
Coolio, sounds alright to me.
Is a chutney a savory jam?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:35, Reply)
nah, there's more vinegar and preserving going on
it's more like a pickle
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:38, Reply)
Alright Cavy.
Life is the same as yesterday, slightly worse due to having to go to an Argos shop today. You been up to much?
Jam? Flavour? I like raspberry, or damson.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:20, Reply)
Morrello cherry or thick cut marmalade FTW.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:23, Reply)
Cheery sounds good, marmalade is not for me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:24, Reply)
What about lime marmalade?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:25, Reply)
Never had it, but that would be preferable to the standard stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:26, Reply)
i might go blackberrying at some point and make some
apple and blackberry. Although I think I have all the good apples for the moment - I suppose there will be more in a week or two
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:28, Reply)
Sounds nice. Is jam difficult to make?
An ex of mines mum used to make damson jam from the tree in their garden, it was easily the finest jam I have ever had.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:30, Reply)
this one's easy
although I use a pan
www.mydish.co.uk/recipe/apple-jam
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:31, Reply)
You can make jam in a microwave? Now I've seen everything.
Might give that a go, plus apple and ginger sounds good.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:33, Reply)
i don't remember the recipe being in the microwave last time
I hope I have the right one. SHould work, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:34, Reply)
Don't you need special thermometers and stuff otherwise?
+ I was looking at the wrong one
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:35, Reply)
i haven't
but perhaps some jams do? I have a fancy thermometer, but that's for dyeing and has been in cochineal and fustic (not up a bum, though) so I don't think it belongs in jam
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:38, Reply)
Given the temperature that sugar boils at you'll be fine using that thermometer.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:39, Reply)
not after it's been in the mordants, too
I only have alum atm, but you can use copper and iron, too. I don't think that will help the flavour
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:40, Reply)
Possible not.
What have you been dying? Making you own brand of interesting fashionable clothes? Bringing back tie-dye?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:40, Reply)
i've been doing some natural dyeing
some in big vats, and more recently i did a course making pretty things by using random plants and the like to dye thinks with. Another reason to go blackberrying
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:41, Reply)
That sounds both different and interesting.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:42, Reply)
ha! that's what I say to students with a poor idea

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:43, Reply)
I realise that may not have come across as particularly genuine
But that wasn't my intention.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:44, Reply)
okay,
well thanks, I shall take it as such
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:45, Reply)
I think it's good when people do things that are a bit different from the norm.
I should find something to do one day.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:47, Reply)
I started doing it after going to a wool festival
yeah, a wool festival. So best way to start is to jettison your pride and do the least cool thing you can find
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:49, Reply)
Having heard that there *is* a wool festival...
I think I will now have to find the second least cool thing I can find.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:51, Reply)
it was good
there were sheep and lots of colours and types of wool and dyeing kits and hippy old ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:54, Reply)
Can't believe I missed it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:56, Reply)
Cavy have you asked him if he is HAWT and from S/Wales yet???

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:46, Reply)
nah
dating is for chumps and all men lie and are bastards, or whatever I'm supposed to say as a bitter old hag
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:48, Reply)
I see apple season is back again

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:51, Reply)
yeah,
2.5 kg of them after peeling and chopping today. Also, the compost is topped up and smells of cider sick, and I have a bin bag of not too terrible ones to go too a friends horse
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:52, Reply)
I thought you was off LARPing this weekend?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:59, Reply)
that was last weekend
this one is mopeing and pickling weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:02, Reply)
I could have gave you a load of black cherries a few weeks ago
would apples and cherry work? I have no idea
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:11, Reply)
no idea
I'm not a good cook, really. Pickles and jam are more like chemistry or something
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:11, Reply)
Yes. They would work together.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:12, Reply)
I take offence to this.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:52, Reply)
i'm a bitter old hag
it's in my contract to say that
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:55, Reply)
Fair enough, I wasn't aware of your social standing.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:57, Reply)
She's overstating herself.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:58, Reply)

st r
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:00, Reply)
OREO'S ROOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRR GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Glad to have gotten that of my chest, what you bunch of flids doing in on a Saturday?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:42, Reply)
Waiting for you, as usual.
Anyway, I have been 'outside' twice today. There will be a third time later, so that's almost my quota filled for the next seven days.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:43, Reply)
I hope you used lots of high factor sun block
I HAVE BEEN PAINTING
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:44, Reply)
I HAVE BEEN TO ARGOS

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:45, Reply)
That's a great thing to have done
One look at the type of people you get in there then you will realise that your life isn't quite as shit as you think :D

Wait you wasn't in there shopping was you?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:47, Reply)
Getting himself a bit of Lizzie Duke 'gold'.
The sort of stuff that makes Ratners look smart.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:48, Reply)
Needed a new sovereign ring as I pawned the last one to buy junk food for children.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:53, Reply)
Don't buy junk food for kids. Shoplift turkey twizzlers from Aldi.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:55, Reply)
I would but I'm banned for having a shit in the aisle.
Twice.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:58, Reply)
Next time use a pringles tube in the frozen food aisle

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:17, Reply)
TOP TIP

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:18, Reply)
No I work there.
I don't, I was buying toys for my nephew
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:49, Reply)
what colour did you paint?
was it beige. If it was beige, paint over it with a good colour
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:49, Reply)
He's been painting YM in glitter & body chocolate.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:49, Reply)
Wickes matt white emulsion.
Wwwwwiiiiiiiiiicccckkkkeeeessssss
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:50, Reply)
Beige? It's hartley here not FUCKING Kroney :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:50, Reply)
sorry sorry
but you've still not admitted to the colour yet
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:53, Reply)
I've done it Swipe dark brown

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:57, Reply)
brown
that's...erm...brown
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:02, Reply)
Keyword was SWIPE

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:03, Reply)
i dont' know the reference
is this a reference to the brown of her shit-the-bed ex?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:04, Reply)
*facepalms*
No Cavy....no it's not.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:06, Reply)
then explain it
not everyone spends all their time here (still)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:09, Reply)
You should do a Chompy & share the reason(s) for your relationship breakdown.
I would share mine, but it's all be said before.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:10, Reply)
how about no

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:12, Reply)
You're no fun.
Perhaps that's why.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:13, Reply)
How do you expect people to use it against you if you aren't willing to share?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:14, Reply)
Can we have the other one where you say YES
I mean it's not like we would point and laugh
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:14, Reply)
Tell us the wedding story again!
Plleeeeeeaaaassseeee!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:12, Reply)

Red then.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:12, Reply)
^ TGGI ^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:13, Reply)
My daughter is with me for the whole weekend. So she's asleep & I'm in on a Saturday.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:44, Reply)
Sup Batts, bless you taking her anywhere over the weekend?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:45, Reply)
It was a bit short notice so haven't planned too much, other than the usual park, drawing etc. today.
Going here in the morning: www.belmontfarm.co.uk/

She loves it there.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:48, Reply)
Didn't your last trip with her to London Zoo get put off?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:49, Reply)
No, there was one time (on my birthday) but we go quite often; I bought annual membership as it's only 20 minutes from here.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:50, Reply)
NOW YOU OWN IT SHITPANTS
Albeit for a year.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:03, Reply)
Be honest.
You are staying in this evening so you can watch the X Factor.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:53, Reply)
I'd rather stab myself in the eyes & ears with your dad's cock.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:54, Reply)
+again

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:57, Reply)
Men of B3ta, get out the kitchen.
Quaff, fight and fornicate. Girls.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:53, Reply)
I'm experimenting with happy pills and alcohol in a bit
So I may be all fighty and rapey, or I may cry and go home.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:00, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:56, Reply)
Hello PD, great to see you here

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:57, Reply)
That sort of statement would win QOTW.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:59, Reply)
Well it's no SHITPANTS NUGENT

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:01, Reply)
oh man
You're just luring me into another of your cunning traps.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:00, Reply)
What? me? No

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:03, Reply)
You've hurt me too many times before.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:04, Reply)
I've never stood you up though

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:07, Reply)
True.
It's only the Chomp that's done that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:09, Reply)
Was that when he realised you didn't have breasts?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:13, Reply)

You should have offered pizza and locked your bedroom door.
Still, you'll know next time.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:17, Reply)
Alright Phudmaster B

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:18, Reply)

Yo plummers. Good day?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:20, Reply)
Innit blud.
Done some gardening, caught up with the chores and just sold some shares.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:21, Reply)

Gardening you say? I sincerely hope your garden is not on a gradient. If so, do it from the top otherwise the neighbours will write to the paper.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:29, Reply)
Hur hur V/good

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:30, Reply)

Sold shares on a Saturday night?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:30, Reply)
Put in the order.
Sale goes through Monday morning.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:32, Reply)
Have you set a limit order
Or are you just going to take market rate?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:35, Reply)
Limit order.
9p above the current price. They should hit that target easy enough.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:35, Reply)
then chilled on Sunday
/Craig David
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:32, Reply)

Some of this and some of that, presumably.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:32, Reply)
He is ginger and a vegetarian he may have had a lucky escape
If Cho-cho had his beer goggles on that night
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:21, Reply)
I'm just as insatiable as Swipe is.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:22, Reply)
We've all read the messages
You did come on a bit strong.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:30, Reply)
Yeah, I don't think I came off worst in that thread, eh?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:38, Reply)
Most definitely not mate.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:45, Reply)
Bad form to post gazzes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:40, Reply)
Innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:41, Reply)

^^this^^
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:42, Reply)
^^that^^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:43, Reply)

The other.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:44, Reply)
Unless it's very funny to, then it's ok

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:44, Reply)
Nah.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:44, Reply)
This is why I wouldn't 'Gaz' anyone

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:46, Reply)

You're not gazzing my mum, you cad.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:49, Reply)
We just use Skype

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:55, Reply)
Great combined with a speculum.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:57, Reply)
Add a decent waterproof webcam and you're away

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:59, Reply)

"Skype? Yes, you've been a good butler but that incident with Mama was beyond the pale."
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 21:04, Reply)
I've had some great Gazzes, I feel you are missing out by not using this function

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:52, Reply)
Pretty much all of them calling you a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:56, Reply)
Well yes Obvs.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 21:06, Reply)
Don't know anyone well enough to indulge in private messaging functions

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:56, Reply)
You must have Dozer on 2.0 then
if you've not had any Gazzes
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 21:10, Reply)
Obviously I mean apart from him
We arranged to meet but I mugged him off* when he started talking about hotels and stuff.

*strikethrough mugg add wank hur hur
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 21:16, Reply)

hotels and stuff whiskey and cuff-links
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 21:18, Reply)
Alright Dozer.
Fuck off HH. This is a private convo, just do one.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:01, Reply)
alright Pookarama

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:02, Reply)
That Hh.
Spoils it for all.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:06, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:06, Reply)
He's an utter cunt.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:07, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:08, Reply)

Higher praise you will never get.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:14, Reply)
I know I feel that it will be all down hill from here on out Fuds

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:15, Reply)

Pray for snow and break out the sledge. Or tell him to get fucked sideways without lube.
There are always options.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:19, Reply)
I've made the mistake of starting to watch Mission Impossible 3.
It's total toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:59, Reply)
I watched a bit of "Howls - Moving castle"
I remember watching "Spirited away" with the leveret years ago that was well weird and spooky
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:03, Reply)
I've changed to The Omen part II

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:45, Reply)
I think I might go to the pub.
I won't be going out for the next couple of weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:49, Reply)
Do it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:49, Reply)
Right. I will.
Catch you later.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:50, Reply)

Got some pups in the basement, eh? Know what you mean. Won't say a word.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:51, Reply)
I may trawl through the films on my hard drive
There must be something I've not watched yet
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:54, Reply)
I keep forgetting micro is upstairs. Not used to this in my 'gaff'.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:58, Reply)
I'm suprised you're even used to the gaff yet
it's only been a few of months
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 21:05, Reply)
I've found a film "Hit and run" 2012
no idea what it's about I'm going to give it a go
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 21:19, Reply)
"YM and me, part 3, anal only"
Plot's a bit thin, themes are good though.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 21:01, Reply)
Pub and party!
\0/ Yay for BP.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:59, Reply)
Remember to put your trousers on your head to raise a laugh and make new pals.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 21:00, Reply)
*writes on back of hand

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 21:01, Reply)
Good lad

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 21:03, Reply)

Dirty gay movies?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 21:12, Reply)
Going to the pub.
Might come back when I'm off my nut on booze and prescription medication.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 21:19, Reply)
Sounds like a plan young Doc. Frog drink one for me yeah
I'll have a Whiskey-mac
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 21:23, Reply)

Take care out there. Come back safe, you hear?
On the other hand, please yersel'.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 21:24, Reply)
Get fucked

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 21:25, Reply)
Go get fraked
I'm watching more battlestar galactica. I only have 4 episodes until series 4 is finished. I need to find someone with series 5, otherwise I have to reenter society
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 21:33, Reply)
Sci fi box sets are for shitpant cunt fucks

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 22:49, Reply)
like me!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 22:50, Reply)
You have An excuse. You live in wales

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 22:56, Reply)
This is me being nice cos your sad and shit yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 22:58, Reply)
uh, thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 22:59, Reply)
You do realise who that is don't you?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:00, Reply)
it's nakers as they call him
But I call him a damn dirty ape
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:04, Reply)
I think I'm going to make myself feel better
by trying to find and purchase a spirograph off of ebay
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 22:46, Reply)
You still miserable cavy? Tell ted all about it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 22:47, Reply)
Jesus H fucking titty christ

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 22:47, Reply)
Managed a whole hour and a half down the boozer
Before my five pints made me feel like my stomach was going to bursting a alien come out.
A bit pissd after pretty much not drinking for weeks.
Oh ball bags is it Sunday tomorrow the weekend is nearly over.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 22:58, Reply)
5 in an hour and a half
That's one every 18 minutes!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:00, Reply)
He needs booze to cheer him up, that's how it works

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:01, Reply)
IT ENT WORKING

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:03, Reply)
One very fifteen mins with a three minute brake

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:01, Reply)
I HOPE YOU DRANK ME MY WHISKEY-MAC?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:01, Reply)
No bit I had a ginger queer so to speak

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:02, Reply)
:o
you're dead to me now.....hear it DEAD to me Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


selfish prick
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:04, Reply)
No access to ginger wine man
Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:05, Reply)
>:(
Piss poor excuse
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:06, Reply)
You pretend to be nice but ur mean. I don trust you anymore.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:08, Reply)
SHUTUP DAVE NU FRED

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:11, Reply)

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