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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I TOLD YOU LOT, NO SCOTCH BOLLOCKS.
But did you listen, NO. And what happened? The internet broke. Prolly Irn Bru in the server or something.

This Michael LeVell thing is well LOL. It's all 'I'm a tragic, cheating alcoholic, pity me, I'm just a sad drunk' then ALL CHARGES DROPPED, WHOOPEE, TIME FOR A FUCKING DRINK, posing with pints etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:44, 156 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
shit thread

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:45, Reply)
I KNOW YOURS IS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:48, Reply)
iIS IT NOW?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:52, Reply)
it's vastly improved now

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:59, Reply)
Shitting hell, that's shocking.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:47, Reply)
It's pretty shocking.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:49, Reply)
It's classic usage of the 'Stunned Defence'.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:48, Reply)
Set Your Legs To Stumped

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:50, Reply)
I WONDER HOW MANY DRINKS HE HAD AND OVER WHAT KIND OF TIME SCALE
AND IF HE GOT HUNGRY WHILST DRINKING WHAT HE MIGHT HAVE HAD TO EAT?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:51, Reply)
SHITTNG HELL I FELL OVER AND HAD 14 ZINGER BURGERS LAST NIGHT
ARE YOU HAPPY THAT NOW YOU OWN IT IN 2013 SHITPANTS?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:51, Reply)
I'm having two Wimpy Double Cheeseburgers for lunch.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:53, Reply)
IM HAVING TOW BENDERS IN A BUN
THAT'S RIGHT, TWO BENDERS
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:55, Reply)
Scotsh Eggs or GTF

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:56, Reply)
NO WHISKY/WHISKEY CHAT

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:59, Reply)
IM HAVING TWO BENDERS IN A BUN
THAT'S RIGHT, TWO BENDERS
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:56, Reply)
HAHAHA ARE YOU MEETING JAY FOR LUNCH THEN??? GEDDIT, HE'S GAY!!!!!!!!
GEDDIT?????
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:58, Reply)
JORDIEGAY HAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:59, Reply)
HAHAHA BRILLIANT!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:05, Reply)
IT'S WEDNESDAY TODAY........
ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:07, Reply)
nah I'm meeting your mums

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:03, Reply)
I'm assuming the server is acting up for everyone?
I'm assuming the server is acting up for everyone?


I'm assuming the server is acting up for everyone?
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:56, Reply)
I'm assuming the server is acting up for everyone?
I'm assuming the server is acting up for everyone?


I'm assuming the server is acting up for everyone?
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:56, Reply)
WHAT, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:05, Reply)
He's like a cool version of you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:06, Reply)
which is like an uncool version of AA

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:08, Reply)
ZING

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:11, Reply)
+ER TOWER BURGERS FOR LUNCH!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:13, Reply)
+TWO

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:18, Reply)
The LeVell thing might not be over though
apparently they filmed two endings...
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:59, Reply)
Haha, is this one of those funny text jokes that get sent round? I love those!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:00, Reply)
If you think Kevin is guilty go to page 126.....

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:00, Reply)
Free the Weatherfirld one!

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:00, Reply)
I don't get it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:01, Reply)
Me neither.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:03, Reply)
HAHAHAYOU WILL WHEN YOU MEETJAY FOR LUNCH??? GEDDIT, HE'S GAY!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:04, Reply)

HAHAHA ARE YOU MEETING JAY FOR LUNCH THEN??? GEDDIT, HE'S GAY!!!!!!!!
GEDDIT?????
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:05, Reply)
YOU WON'T SAY THAT AT LUNCHTIME!!!!! GEDDIT??? GAY!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:07, Reply)
i DON'T GET IT?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:08, Reply)
WAIT TIL LUNCHTIME, YOU GAY!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:12, Reply)
HAVING TWO BURGERS ISNT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:17, Reply)
I want big fuck off furry knockers too.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:59, Reply)
This is all very confusing. Are you all broken?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:00, Reply)
This is a very profound question Bobby

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:00, Reply)
Nakers is having two benders in a bun for lunch.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:01, Reply)
Well forked but not dead.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:02, Reply)
I WOULD HAVE GOT AWAY WITH IT TOO, IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU FIDDLING KIDS

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:02, Reply)
mescaline peddling kids

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:21, Reply)
I think I've had that pint glass before.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:04, Reply)
It's not broken.
You're not using it properly.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:04, Reply)
I've collected another item of artwork.
i.imgur.com/sM25CAS.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:05, Reply)
Isn't that the same as the last one?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:05, Reply)
Nah', the last one was a pug.
I made a mistake though, I should have got this one in A1 to match.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:10, Reply)
Shitting hell, that's shocking

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:06, Reply)
It's _that_ good.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:12, Reply)
What a fabulously camp dog.!
(I like that)
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:06, Reply)
Thanks !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:12, Reply)
i can't see this photo, but I'm assuming it's about as tasteful as one of Jordan's weddings

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:07, Reply)
An excellent phrase

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:11, Reply)
Oi Sleepy FuckKnuckle
Where's this shitting medical exposé that we where all meant to be fucking shocked by...

I had you down as many things but a Berty bullshitter about important NEWS I did not.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:06, Reply)
I'm a DOCTOR, and I ent heard shit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:06, Reply)
well the report IS about you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:07, Reply)
I am discovered!
*flees*
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:09, Reply)
You're so vein

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:10, Reply)
Morning all!
Who broke something then?

I broke my handlebars when I crashed into someone in Kensington last night. I had to run away as I wasn't using any lights. Hope they're ok!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:11, Reply)
I imagine your bike has a massive dildo attached to the front like a battering ram

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:12, Reply)
Raleigh Chopper Special Edition

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:13, Reply)
Morning
I have a fucked left ankle and a fucked right knee. It's bloody hard to limp on both legs at the same time. Dunno what happened either. Might have been when I shoved that fat mare into the road on Fleet Street.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:11, Reply)
Did anyone NOT push swipe over?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:13, Reply)
Battered didn't, but he ent got the reach

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:14, Reply)

reach stones
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:14, Reply)
Fuck you, now I'm imagining battered in lycra.
I can't unsee it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:16, Reply)

www.dwarfmyparty.com/wp-content/themes/DwarfMyParty/images/hero_videos.png
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:22, Reply)
I'm not clicking that it may be a classic car

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:24, Reply)
I tried, but she bounced back up again

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Chumbawumba lesser known singlezzzzz

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:22, Reply)
What a fucking awesome morning.
That last thread made me laugh like a mong on speed.
Today could only get better if it turned out Frank had fallen under the number 15 bus.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:13, Reply)
Are you having two Zinger Tower burgers for lunch?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:16, Reply)
No, I'm going to sleep for 14 hours.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:17, Reply)
Shitting hell, that's in no way shocking

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:18, Reply)
Cheeky cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:19, Reply)
That aint me B3ffy

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:20, Reply)
It's your replacement, as no-one trusts you anymore.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:22, Reply)
Well in that case can you loan me £50

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:23, Reply)
Of course. *I* trust you.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:24, Reply)
+ to spend at "La Senza" on my ex

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:24, Reply)
they went bust (pun intended)
anyway fuck that shit. la perla and AP's where it's at.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:37, Reply)
You alright?
How many fingers is Chompy holding up?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:39, Reply)
careful
you get 2.0'd for making bad jokes about sex workers
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:40, Reply)
no the correct answer is 14.0'd

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:41, Reply)
this is like a really rude version of the kitkat "joke"

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:43, Reply)
Yes and a play on how many hours sleep

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:45, Reply)

holding in + to
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:41, Reply)

hold shov
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:41, Reply)
I kinda thought that these answers would be forthcoming

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:42, Reply)
YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO DOUBT MY VORACITY?!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:18, Reply)
I HAVE THE CAPACITY TO RECOGNISE YOUR SPASTICITY!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:19, Reply)
funky worm lols

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:20, Reply)
I'll mark the hilarity with all due alacrity.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:19, Reply)
I HAVE THE FRONT TO SAY YOU'RE A CUNT

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:21, Reply)
you ruined it :o(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:21, Reply)
Yeah?
Well, now you own it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:23, Reply)
Can we form a circle please,
And remrmber the victims of 911.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:30, Reply)
Is this an hh pisstake?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:31, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:32, Reply)
*skips closer*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:31, Reply)
Of course! we *should* remember
the day that garment factories in the Pakistani cities of Karachi and Lahore caught fire, resulting in 315 death last year.

NEVA 4GET THEY R BROWN ANGLES NOW
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:34, Reply)
Never mind that shit
Where's my fucking jeans?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:34, Reply)
Partly burnt and fused to a dead towel head.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:36, Reply)
WORST.PRIMARK.EVER

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:39, Reply)
Yeah, Dr Hook never recovered from that awful cover version

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:36, Reply)
NEW THREAD

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:44, Reply)

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