what's the most important thing in your life?
alt: are you proud/ashamed of yourself for something today? tell the class.

altalt: what do you believe in that nobody else does, or do you not believe in that other idiots seem to take as gospel? apart from the gospel, of course.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:45, 240 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

The music of Mike and the Mechanics.
Alt: I am constantly ashamed of myself for my pathetic squandering of the gifts I was born with

Altalt: I believe I can fly
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Also - much of this.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:49, Reply)

SAY IT LOUD SAY IT CLEAR

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:50, Reply)

I'd be interested in your beliefs and thoughts based around the sky, and the touching of it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Well EXCUSE ME

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:53, Reply)

Gifts?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:00, Reply)

That's right, gifts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:06, Reply)

I must have not noticed because you have squandered them.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:18, Reply)

That's right.
I was *quite* the wunderkind at one point - look at me now, a mere shell of a man.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:42, Reply)

"I am a shell of my former shadow."

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Mrs Vagabond, and my camera (the two are not connected, you filthy beasts, and she's very camera-shy, ACTUALLY).
Alt: I am proud of some of my photographs.

Altalt: I believe that if you hold a picture of a lady in a skirt sideways, you should be able to see up her skirt.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:49, Reply)

I find she's less shy if you obscure her face

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Mrs Vagabond is prettier than fucking sunrise, and you'd become all pathetic and giggly in her presence if you were ever lucky enough to meet her.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:04, Reply)

I prefer awkward and rude to pathetic and giggly.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Best of all the Saturday Night TV presenters.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:20, Reply)

At the moment, work is the most important thing.
Earning more money is the key to the better things I'd like in life. That's why in the last year, apart from Xmas, I've only had two half days off :(
Alt: I'm proud that I'm feeling a bit happier this week.
Altalt: I believe that I will win the lottery one day. I *really* think I will.
I also can't stand anyone who believes in ghosts. Knobs.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:50, Reply)

i don't believe in ghosts
but i DO believe there are some things that we can't explain, and i'd love to know the rational reason behind them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:52, Reply)

I know there's unexplained stuff, but I think everything has a rational reason. EVERYTHING.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:53, Reply)

Can you explain this?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:54, Reply)

No. I've changed my opinion now.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:58, Reply)

YESSSS!
i didn't even have to flash my tits!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:02, Reply)

That's ok. I have seen tits before.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:06, Reply)

your own moobs don't count

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:10, Reply)

I'm talking about reel wimminz tits

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:15, Reply)

course you are, sweetheart

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:23, Reply)

They are red and yellow, with blue striped sections.
If that's not proof, I dunno what it.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:26, Reply)

ok, as you're new, you won't have heard me tell this before. pls explain this one to me - i really really want to know!
about a year after my mum died, i was dreaming about her one night. as always in the dream, she was trying to speak but couldn't. this time it was on the phone. it was so distressing that it woke me up. it was about 5.30am. i was upset for a bit, but went back to sleep.

when i got up at about 8.30, i had a missed call on my mobile from a manchester number, made at 5.36am. i vaguely recognised it, so i called it back. it was the school my mum taught at. i was so disturbed! not one person there could have had my mobile number, and anyway, who would have been in a primary school at 5.30am? i literally cannot explain this, but would love the answer.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:56, Reply)

OH MY GOD THERE ARE GHOSTS!!!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:57, Reply)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:58, Reply)

nah
if she were a ghost, she could do something decent, like nick me a chanel handbag.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:59, Reply)

You materialistic ways make ghostmum sad :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:06, Reply)

this almost sounds like a kids' storybook
not like the one my kid picked up at school last time i went reading, where the new kid at school came home to the hero's house for tea... and told them all about his AIDS.... for a 5 year old? really? i thought that was a bit much!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:08, Reply)

It's a co-incidence.
Weird yeah, but not impossible.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:58, Reply)

what, so someone just happened to be in the school at 5.30am
and just happened to dial my mobile number by mistake, out of all the billions of number combinations as they were sneaking around the school when it was closed?

this stretches credulity in "coincidence" too far.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Some teachers do go in early. Caretakers, cleaners.....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:00, Reply)

i don't buy coincidence, it's too easy
there will be an explanation, but i just can't think what it is.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Yeah, it's very unlikely, I'll give you that, but that doesn't make it impossible.
It's like the old 'walking past a ringing phonebox, answered it, and it was my mum OMG' stories.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:05, Reply)

i'd accept something like
"the secretary got locked in, was ringing every number in the school database" - but even then, nobody there would have had my number. gaaaah, it pecks my head.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:06, Reply)

I find the 'unlikely but possible' theory a lot more of an interesting thing to happen than 'Ghostmum' or whatever.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:09, Reply)

agreed
but i also don't accept "coincidence". it's too easy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:10, Reply)

I don't get why it's too easy?
Co-incidences DO happen.
Weird stuff isn't supernatural.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Can anyone explain this unnecessary hyphen being used in the word 'coincidence'?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:15, Reply)

My 'puter keep correcting it to that, I have no idea why.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:16, Reply)

i want a SCIENTIFIC explanation
not your superstitious magpie crossing coincidences
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:16, Reply)

She had an important message for you from beyond the grave
"Let it gooooo Rachel, let it goooo... It's only a pizza and some disappointing seeex..."
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:13, Reply)

For clarification, ^ this is how ghostmums speak.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:14, Reply)

I'm going to set up a GHOSTMUM sock account and instruct her to do bad, bad things.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Good plan, she'll never know it's really you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:15, Reply)

will depend what he asks me to do
"make dr frog a cheese sandwich" will be a dead giveaway
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:16, Reply)

i DON'T EVEN EAT RAW CHEESE!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:17, Reply)

WHAT????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Only melted or cooked. Not raw.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:24, Reply)

you heathen
a good cheeseboard is one of life's finest pleasures!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:30, Reply)

It's ming.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:31, Reply)

i can't wait til you are one

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:15, Reply)

The tragedy is that I will never become a ghostmum :'(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:23, Reply)

NEVER SAY NEVER

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:23, Reply)

But you just said it twice

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:29, Reply)

i'm special
as you well know
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:30, Reply)

Some sort of network timing error?
I regularly get "missed call" texts many hours after the actual call was made, with the wrong times on.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:03, Reply)

possibly
but this was in the days before i got a text to say someone called; it was just a missed call symbol.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Oh come on, it was a coincidence
The more unlikely something is, the more likely it was a coincidence, not the other way around
( Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:08, Reply)

no
you just slap that word on, like a bandage. you're like an ancient greek. ooooh, i can't explain that. MUST BE A GOD!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Someone was ringing a number similar to yours, dialed it wrong.
They happened to be at your Ma's old school.
It's hardly Bermuda Triangle stuff.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:10, Reply)

i think you're missing something
possibly a chromosome or two
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:13, Reply)

AH I see, gone to insults because you believe in GHOSTMUM.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:14, Reply)

yes! you're learning!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Whats that GHOSTMUM?
Yes, she is a bit of a prick.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:18, Reply)

DUH

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:22, Reply)

How about this one then?
At the wedding I went to last weekend, one of the bride's cousin's phone went off during the service (on silent), when she got it out of her handbag outside it was showing a missed call from the number of her grandma who had died the year before - but it was also showing "no network coverage" as the reception in the village is dreadful at the best of times.
Weird, or coincidence?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:10, Reply)

it's like that episode of friends where phoebe calls joey, pretending to be his agent, not knowing she carked it
"call from out of area? boy, i'll say..."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Haha yeah Friends is well LOL

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:22, Reply)

oh look at me, i'm all like alternative and shun mainstream culture, yeah

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:23, Reply)

Oh man I feel shamed into watching Friends now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:30, Reply)

The second law of thermodynamics.
I can't explain that.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:54, Reply)

My penis.
Alt: I'm very proud of my penis

AltAlt: That I have a very large penis
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:51, Reply)

On a normal person it would look like an acorn

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:53, Reply)

these things are all relative

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Which is where he keeps his very small penis. In a relative.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:01, Reply)

On Batts it looks like that acorn in Ice Age.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Morning Swipey.
Sounds twee but The people I love

Alt. proud. The people I love

Alt alt. Some of the wallies on here.

BTW. Non shit thread.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Commie scum

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Ask me in English.
I don't speak Italian.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:56, Reply)

My bikes, it's a rare hobby that I didn't
give up or become bored of. Riding something you've built is an incredible feeling. /bent.

Alt. I think that human beings are only in it for themselves. Idiots seem to think that some people are genuinely nice.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:54, Reply)

riding is bent?
i suppose having all that stimulation on your arse...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Especially if you have a big fat arse.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:59, Reply)

himjim's arse is alright
we've had a tight arse clenching contest before. i won, but he was a good competitor.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Nah, feelings are bent.
Bikes are rad.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:00, Reply)

That's achingly beautiful, man.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:02, Reply)

*sick air*
Gnarly DUDE!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:09, Reply)

^TGGI^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:03, Reply)

I'm afraid I don't know what that means.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:09, Reply)

'This guy gets it'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:15, Reply)

TY

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:16, Reply)

I'm afraid I don't know what that means.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:18, Reply)

It's 'Dr Frog is a gay prick' in Welsh

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:19, Reply)

It is a beautiful language

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:23, Reply)

Inter lingual fame. YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Oi loike boiks too. Pushboiks that is.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Pushboiks indeed
Whoi are yow suddenloi from Wulverrramptom?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:01, Reply)

It's one of those things
nobody can explain.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Nobody should have to either.
/Worked with someone from Bedworth (Or Bed'oth as he used to say).
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Rural Lincs here so
haven't developed language yet.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:16, Reply)

They're a funny lot, aren't they?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Is it only Battered who isn't allowed to say his kid?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:58, Reply)

is it an amusing answer?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:00, Reply)

No.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:07, Reply)

well then!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:11, Reply)

So shall I say 'my kids' then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:23, Reply)

only if you want to make battered look cool and reggie normal

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:24, Reply)

That's a bit of a stretch of the imagination, isn't it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:31, Reply)

right, i've managed to track down this websight called BAYTAKIT that has the pictures all the picture posting board people use
and the nostril guy has something to do with freebase or may be called 'freebase' i donno:

www.b3takit.co.uk/site/freebase/

theres a link there to a bayta board message where it was first used but i dont think its in english so that was a dead end.

investigations are ongoing
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Keep us updated, Registration!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:04, Reply)

i donno, i might just drop it now
if im still bothered by it by the end of the day i'll go over to the picture making board and ask the organ grinders. now is there a secret Babe word i need to use over there like BAAARAMEWE to keep those fuckers in line or what?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:21, Reply)

There are all sorts of funny rules over there
You should be able to curry favour with them if you do them a drawing of some child porn though
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:25, Reply)

isn't that baldmonkey or brayndedd or someone like that off /talk?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:05, Reply)

No, it's based off a picture of a guy doing rowing.
Seriously, two seconds on google knowyourmeme.com/memes/freebase
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:40, Reply)

Pornography
Alt. Looking at pornography
AltAlt. I believe AIDs came from a black man fucking a monkey and that rape victims were probably asking for it.
( Peej, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:07, Reply)

OK "George Benson"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:08, Reply)

food obvs
alt: smugger than Vipros

altalt: I can fly
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:11, Reply)

You know that bit of willy thats between the balls but on the inside? That bit.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:13, Reply)

er...
what?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Thats your Star of David

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Alt: I'm often ashamed of how much time I waste talking to you pricks when I should be working.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:21, Reply)

working daaancing YEAH!!
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:22, Reply)

altalt: massage is just someone rubbing you.
any "benefit" is purely psychosomatic. Fine if you're starved for human contact, rather pointless otherwise.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:35, Reply)

I'm prepared to accept the possibility I've just had shit masseuses

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:37, Reply)

I find the very idea of getting a massage appalling.
I do not want some wanker manhandling me. I think it's intrusive and unpleasant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:39, Reply)

I like the people who think they have some sort of healing powers at their fingertips
"Sounds like someone needs one of my massages! God, I can feel how stressed you are, you're so knotted"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Yeah GET KNOTTED YOU FREAK, GERROFF ME

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Like YM.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:43, Reply)

That's right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:45, Reply)

I think the whole 'massage' thing is just a front anyway.
If you're paying them, you could probably request that they skip straight to the sex bit.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:45, Reply)

i think a sports massage can be a good thing if you've got a stiff muscle like a cricked neck or something

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:58, Reply)

All massages are a waste of time
which is why it forms part of the training/regimen of every single professional athlete. Except for darts players.

You do talk shit sometimes.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:45, Reply)

Nothing says 'waste of time' like 'professional athlete'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:46, Reply)

I don't see them selling their residences.
"Wastes" of "space".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:47, Reply)

I could be (I really could be) living in a tent on the A1
drinking rainwater and eating nettles to stay alive and I would still be superior to some wog who can 'run really fast'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:49, Reply)

Not in any measurable way would you be better than a sprightly wog.
Please note your own opinion counts for nish.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:53, Reply)

I would have the respect of my fellow 'gentlemen of the road'.
Which is more than some 'fleeing sambo' could ever achieve.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Honour amongst tramps?
I concede the argument to the honourable hobo from Hackney.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:56, Reply)

Anyone over the age of 8 who is still impressed by the ability to 'jump really high' is mentally subnormal and should be gassed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:48, Reply)

As should someone who cannot add up.
Earn £5, spend £10 = gassed.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:49, Reply)

Yeah! And Jews and all!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:50, Reply)

YEAH!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:52, Reply)

gassed given loads of lovely credit
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:50, Reply)

this doctor frog character doesn't like cheese
WHAT CAN WE DO WITH HIM?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:56, Reply)

He's a gay prick

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:56, Reply)

CHUCK HIM IN THE POOL!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:57, Reply)

wait a minute though
this does mean MOAR cheese for us. hmmmm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:58, Reply)

I like your thinking, young lady

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:19, Reply)

There is enough of a cheesey smell about you already sunshine

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:21, Reply)

CANONBEAR

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)

I'm looking for a sponsorship deal, so instead of working for a living I can just go running every day and get shouted at by my dad for not running quickly enough.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Yeah. Who wants to get paid massive sums for their hobby.
What wankers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:50, Reply)

It's like these pricks in their 30s, with wives and kids and jobs, still thinking that their band can 'make it'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:51, Reply)

You wouldn't want to get paid loads to play in your own band, would you.
Anyone over the age of 8 who is still impressed by the ability to pluck some strings, bang a drum, paint or draw is mentally subnormal and should be gassed.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:55, Reply)

^upset^

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:57, Reply)

^clueless

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:58, Reply)

add "play one record following on from another" to that list an' all.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:00, Reply)

HEY! you leave the poor superstar deejays alone!
brandon block insulted ronnie wood for our sins y'know
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Those darts players know their oats.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:46, Reply)

^ TCGI

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:53, Reply)

They do all sorts of bollocks of dubious usefulness though
about on a par with "lucky socks".
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Are you suggesting here that the majority of professional sportspeople are cretins?
Cretins who believe in medieval peasant style superstitions?

Because if you're not, I am.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)

*mobots*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:19, Reply)

You've obviously had one of them homeopathic massages
Where the person doing it once drank some water from a proper masseuse
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)

Fuck this shit, I'm off to Kinetic North.
It's the new 4chan.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:09, Reply)

Family innit?

Alt:
I am still proud of being a Northern fat cunt who managed to run 13.1 miles in under 2 hours and raised almost £500 in the process

AltAlt:
Electricity is magic
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)

79 sleeps until Crimbo hollipops.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Fuck
This means its almost my birthday
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Well, my 'holipop' is on the 7th

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:18, Reply)

Woop

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:18, Reply)

It's the anniversary of Jimi Hendrix's death today

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:19, Reply)

RIP WIV DA ANGLES NOW :'(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:19, Reply)

It is indeed.
RIP JIMMY UR THE BEST
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:20, Reply)

THE BE COMPO
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Ha!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)

hahahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)

*cries*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)

^ sentimental gay shit ^

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:24, Reply)

shit prick
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Brill!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Inspired!

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:24, Reply)

I must confess to officelolling heartily as I typed that in

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Jim Urcompo?
I don't get it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:30, Reply)

ffs
WTN
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:30, Reply)

RIP JIM U R COMPOST

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Whatevs I go it now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:32, Reply)

Hang on!
Compost! I got it, lol
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:31, Reply)

He was in the Grumbleweeds

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:31, Reply)

I thought it was a last of the summer wine joke

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:32, Reply)

:-O

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:33, Reply)

' last of the summer lolz'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:32, Reply)

:-O

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:32, Reply)

I've just done ANOTHER poo
I think something might be wrong with me
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:29, Reply)

I'm saying nothing.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:30, Reply)

As my doctor I expect some sort of explanation

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:31, Reply)

It turns out you're 50% worse at shitting then my earlier diagnosis.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:33, Reply)

Turns out BARR Limeade is proper rank.
Disappointed.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Most limeade tastes fucking rank

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Well thanks for letting me know before I spent 39 pence 'mate'!
It says 'great taste' on the can. Can I sue them?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Sorry man
I didn't know
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:32, Reply)

I'm beginning to think you hate me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)

There are no provisions under the Food Labelling Regulations for subjective claims such as this.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:35, Reply)

That's what I thought. Waste of 39p.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Such as
"Beef" lasagne
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:37, Reply)

No.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Unfortunately it was
The Great Taste of shite
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:36, Reply)

I'm sticking with Sanpellegrino from now on.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Yeah I like Matt Munro too

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:38, Reply)

My kids. Yes I know that sounds incredibly dull. But it's true.
Everyone else can cock off.

Alt: Not terribly happy about some IRL beakering of late, but rapidly snapping out of it.

AltAlt: I'm pretty scientific, so don't believe in any of your mumbo-jumbo carry on - crystals, astrology, palm-reading, etc. Load of old pish.

However, I also had an unusual experience the night my mum died. Not quite as odd as yours, but on a similar line.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:39, Reply)

That wasn't ecoplasm mate it was my spunk
soz
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:40, Reply)

That makes me feel a lot better. Thanks mate.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:44, Reply)