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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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fuck that shit
i think you all need to calm down a bit and 'get real' yeah?

who is/was/could turn out to be the wakkiest poster on the /offtopic messageboard?

Alt: if you could take over another baytans username for the day what would you do with it?

altalt: why doesn't rob show an interest in this place anymore? back in the day he was all over this place like flies on his shitty fingers. did you ever talk to rob, is he a bayta m8 of yours?

altaltalt: Chips & 'BLANK'?
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:37, 171 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
gravy

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:46, Reply)
doner meat

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)
sausages

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)
I'd take chomp name and spend the day grovelling to swipe

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:49, Reply)

grovelling to chatting up
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:00, Reply)
imagine how angry he'd be when he got his name back

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)
I can see all four of his chins quivering in rage now

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:02, Reply)
why would you want to do that?

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)
Why would anyone want to pretend to be another poster?

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)
understandable in some cases

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)
I'd take several names and kill myselves.

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Squirrel.

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:51, Reply)
a rib eye streak & marrow bone gravy.

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:51, Reply)
^^^^this

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:59, Reply)
what you want is a bit of bisto

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:59, Reply)
What you want is a terminal illness.

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:02, Reply)

nal illness te enema
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Noel Edmonds

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Nakers of course he is after all TBOH
Alt: Rory's then make nothing but Cayke speek.

alt:alt: He's got his finger jammed up a pug

Alt:alt:alt: & off the old block
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:56, Reply)
I guess cleaned out my top drawer for the first time in six years.
I filled up my bin :/

Tune in the same time tomorrow for the next installment in my life story, titled "The Middle Drawer"!!!
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)
why aren't you at work frenchy?

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)
It's my work drawer!

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:04, Reply)
I tidied my desk for the first time this year the other day.
After about 3 sheets in I said 'fuck it' and threw everything into the secure documents shredder.

Fascinating I know.
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)
there is a sort of logic to "if i didn't miss it then, i won't miss it now"

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Mine was full of power and ethernet cables, with the occasional mouse.
All in the bin!
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:13, Reply)
PANIC OVER!!
Passport found jammed in drawer. Back of drawer. Some rubbish about not looking properly this morning.
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)
bitches be trippin

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)
well that's a weight off my mind

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:59, Reply)
YESSSSSS!!!!!1111

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:59, Reply)
I dunno how you put up with it, you're a saint

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)
Now check the expiry date.

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)
Don't think marriage certificates have one

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Mozarella chunks, covered in spicy chicken gravy

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:02, Reply)
This sounds particularly vomitous.

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)
It's an approximation of Canada's national fast-food dish
'ere, get this down your seeing-holes: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poutine
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)
That looks particularly vomitous.

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)
It does. It's very tasty though

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Fuck off back to /talk Frisbee, nobody likes you anyway

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Bit harsh

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
especially coming from Mr Popularity here

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)
And Mr Ironic Lack Of Self-Awareness there ^

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)
fuck off, hippy.

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)
That's fair.

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
I love frisboid he's my favourite lawyer

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)
:((((

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)
?

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)
rachelswipe's a lawbod, too.

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)
nah, women ones are called paralegals, shirley?

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:42, Reply)
I thought it was legal secretary?

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:44, Reply)
or just secretary. no need to get too fancy is there

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Ain't them those wheelchair dudes?

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)
what?
that's real?
I thought it was part of the swipe mythos
MY APOLOGIES SINGLE FEMALE LAWYER
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)
yeah chevron

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)
its alright, he dint say 'lawyeress' now did he?

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)
more chevron

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)
chevron DENIED

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)
Or extended back in the other direction?

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:05, Reply)
Yeah

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:05, Reply)
gimme a fucken chance tangers

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:06, Reply)
top work

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:48, Reply)
double chevron

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:48, Reply)
motherfuckerrrrrrr

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:48, Reply)
sweet

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:48, Reply)
argh
kill it

kill it before it lays eggs


AND the disgusting abortion of a dish
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Not a fan?

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Hey it's almost veggie.

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)
I'd spend the day as Froggo and go out chasing tail.
Unless he's ugly, in which case I won't.
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)
I'm so hot I'm cool.

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)
He's not of appropriate height.

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)
What are you talking about?
I'm always out and about, chasing skirt and playin' bitches.
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2100153
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:10, Reply)
When you are blessed with my charm and good looks, those ho's don't notice my diminutive stature.

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Just 'cause she dances go-go. It don't make her a ho, no.

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)
'I was blessed with a body even God desires'

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)
yeah, Baccus

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)
this whole subthread is LOL
well done boys
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)
It's not lol.
It's MOO FAX TRUFAX
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)
YOU MEAN TADPOLES????
You Peado scum
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)
i think he is probably quite ugly
he sounds ugly
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:09, Reply)
He's got at least one bird and before the age of thirty, too.
That makes him hot shit in this place, statistically.
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:12, Reply)
hmmm, good point
there isn't much in the way of competition amongst you stallions, that's for sure
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Actually I am incredibly handsome.
*Everyone* says so.
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
*Everyone* or "Everyone"?

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Both?

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
SOUNDS DOZER-ESQUE TO ME

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
I do have classically handsome features which chicks dig, it is true.

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)
i meant that froggy sounds like you
this cannot be a good thing for either of you
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Fuck off you fat ginger mess.

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)
I dunno like, you and him have been flirting a bit.
Good old Froggsy D!
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)
why does everyone think that people are flirting when they are just being mean?
i get accused of flirting with you (retch) and battered (eurgh) and now this clown... and rory bullies me relentlessly but gets accused of pulling my pigtails...

SOMETIMES PEOPLE ARE JUST CUNTS.
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Maybe if you didn't come across *so* desperate?

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)
i don't think this is it

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)
hmmmm

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)
*classicallyhandsomefives*

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)
I have great cheekbones.
My eyes are soulful and beseeching.
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)
And ginger facial hair.

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)
well yer
Scotch, innit.
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)
I have massive bulbous eyes and can catch flies with my tongue.
Which the laydeez love
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)
"Dozer looks like a skinny Jimmy Carr"
Though in his defence, Jimmy's not exactly fat.
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)
you look like a potato with a monk's tonsure and a hamster up your arse

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)
clickin dis

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)
no I don't

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:48, Reply)

Thanks for voting for reply 2100591!

Close Window
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)
So why did you get dumped?

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Too handsome.

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
has there been DELETION?

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Who? Where?

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Al obviously, over there

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
There was a thread deletion this morning, but it wasn't much of one?

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Altaltalt. Mushy peas, scraps, sausahes.

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
are you saying that like the dog on the walls advert?
saus hedges
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)
It was a telly thing from years ago, so I'll agree.
Or it could have been a typo.
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)
acraps are the best you can hope for in your unemployed state

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
this sounds hreat

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)
which of you pricks works near Fenchurch Street?

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)
The Top Hat, The Dog and the Car

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
thanks Nakers

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)
yeah well most of these loosers love board games
I thought I'd go to their level
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:37, Reply)
ohhh, i thought dozer was an alkie and you were naming some boozers local to the station for him

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:44, Reply)
He is and they are

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:47, Reply)
I work right next to it. 100m.

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:44, Reply)
I'm going to be actively avoiding the Fenchurch St area forever.

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)
Frenchurch Street more like! !!

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)
la lolz

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:09, Reply)
i'm about 4 tube stops away

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)
thank fuck for that

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Are you trying to work out who won't meet you again?

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)
wouldn't take long
ALL OF US
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)
everyone I reckon

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)
I'm going to be actively avoiding the area around Fenchurch St for at least three days.

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)
I'd be Syncubus for a day just so I could post my EXPOSÉ - 50 Shades of Bou

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Alt: Reginald Donkeyfuck and actually join in a THREAD I STARTED

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)
aww, are ye missing me sweetums?

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)
Nope, you can go fuck a bowl of cornflakes

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:42, Reply)
i'll try my best champ!

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:43, Reply)
Quake your oats

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Where have you been of late?

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Fucking down in the dumps, mate

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Sozza to hear that, champ.
You need a big steak and nice bottle of red.
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:46, Reply)
I wish I was back in Canada, I would love to go a hunting right now

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:48, Reply)
Classic Stunned grooming here
Find someone vulnerable and then ply them with drink and drugs.
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)
That works for me

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)
What drugs?
You've got drugs on the brain, mate!
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
I'm like Dillinger or summat

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:02, Reply)
LOL and click

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:44, Reply)
Then they're buried under the patio before they know it.

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:58, Reply)
oh is one foot grooming people
Ohhh woe is me I feel quite down in the dumps...



*to catch a thief*
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:06, Reply)
There, there.
*spikesdrink*
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:15, Reply)
kin hell. They're all over her today.
I feel like I should start a 'morning' thread or something.

Chips and MONO'S BUMHOLE

Nobody is wakki. Reg, you are pretty much almost Frank in terms of threads, but funny with it.

What's all this shit happening in Kenya?
What's holding a shopping Mall hostage got to do with anything?

(Tina Turners less success......zzzzz)

Fuck off.
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:46, Reply)
i donno who frank is m8, before my time
i'll take it as a compliment just to be on the safe side, you're alright you are
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)
The one with the possibly made up parrot who posts like he types with his face

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)
This is an excellent description.

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Who are they all over?
And come to think of it, who are 'they'?
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)
I saw a few of that Talk lot when I scrolled down to the bottom of this thread.
Frisbee one innit?
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)
have you been at the cooking sherry chutters?

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)
Nop. I have however had a busy work day followed by a 'more shit to come' chaser.

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:17, Reply)
*more shit fives*

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:18, Reply)
I'm going to the pub, fuck you all

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)
I shall be doing the same shortly, after a hard day's work.

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)
woah check em

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:14, Reply)
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taht is all
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:03, Reply)
Had your new job offer rescinded?

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:05, Reply)
haha, no just this one being a cunt

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:06, Reply)
if it was I could come and work with you

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:10, Reply)
we'd be the original odd couple!

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:12, Reply)
Little and Large

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:18, Reply)
i'd be scared I'd accidentally sit on him and he so up my bumhole and have adventures in my gut

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:26, Reply)
Like 'Inner Space'

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:31, Reply)
exactly like that

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:31, Reply)
how do old things get back to the top of the popular page board?
are they getting some new votes or summat?
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:13, Reply)
IF SOMEONE LINKS THEM AN NEW PEOPLE CICK i GUESS

(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:14, Reply)

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