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Fruit woes! (that one's for GJ)Salted Peanuts! Pulled Pork! Bolognese Sammiches!
What did you dull pricks shovel down your gaping cayke maws?
You disgust me.
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I was asked on a date this morning, by one of the mums at the soft play centre take micro to each week. 'Do you fancy meeting for a drink one night next week?'
'Erm, sure, why not?'
I was rather surprised.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:47,
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We're overrun with them on here, HamesJames(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:50,
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I'd have replied "Nah but if you fancy a fuck I'm sure we can sort something out"Then if she acted all upset she definitely wasn't worth it.
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Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:48,
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'Lets get someone else here to look after the kids and you can give me a blowjob in the bog'(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:53,
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Some of them can smell a fool easily parted from his moneyOr it might be booze she can smell
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:48,
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yeah?You want to do an intravenous injection of poor quality diamorphine.
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Well put it this way, she's got a pulse. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:52,
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Fair play. You should start stalking her on social media immediately.
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then post pictures of her here for us to judge(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:55,
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i bet the kinky bitch is into dwarf porn(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:52,
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Bored of soft playShe probably wants to play with somet harder.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:54,
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she'll be shit out of luck this tiny alkie(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:56,
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But I'm on holiday for 3 weeks. If I haven't mentioned that already.
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Balboa Park, just to remind you. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:57,
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I don't know. After twins I bet doing the Mum is like throwing a sausage up an alley.
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battered can just climb in and do "the worm"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:03,
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I'm shoving a load of tittyshakers down my ears right now, courtesy of Jazzman Gerald:ntslive.co.uk/
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:44,
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looks like Bristol Rovers here is losing it^(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:45,
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Shit off cock jockey. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:46,
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I'm shoving 90sG-Funk down my ear lugs. Going to smash up a competitors shop for lunch.
BOOM.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:48, Reply)
I don't mind a bit of g funk innitThe 90s was a fantastic decade for music.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:49, Reply)
Huge amount of awful stuff and only a bit of goldCan be tough sifting through it.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:56, Reply)
Not really. Can't remember who said that now....(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:56,
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Actually I'm having two zinger tower burgers(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:57,
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No, scrub that, I'm having one of those Vietnamese roll things again.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:01,
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Again Stunned, I jest. KFC is fucking rank and they don't look after the chickenz proper innit.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:03,
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Battery chicken from Vietnam or Brazil. NFG. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:04,
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Haven't had it for ages. I know what you mean though, I'm no hippy, I just don't really want to eat stuff I know had more than likely been mistreated.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:07,
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My brother in law makes his own version which is excellent. I should ask him for his recipe. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:08,
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Oh yeah, I did make my own from one of those 'Secret Recipe' books. Was really good actually, I had forgotten all about that.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:09,
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you can easily make up your owna dn it tastes good(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:14,
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nah, i just freestyleflour, salt, pepper, chlli powder, paprika, cayenne pepper, celery salt, dried herbs (oregano, majoram, sage, basicl etc)garlic powder whatever bruv it's all good, just mix some or all of the above in.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:18,
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+ milk soaking the chickenalso i shallow fry until crsip and then finish in the oven, slightly healthier
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:19,
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Butter milk is the key.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:20,
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What if your wife gets the recipe in the divorce?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:21,
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Yep.It's the first time I made it, if I was doing it again I'd probably throw more potatoes in as it just tastes like really garlicy tomato soup.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:08,
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Yeah, well, my shoes that have taken 4 days to get from Highgate to Highbury still haven't turned up.But apparently they have been delivered.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:21,
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I hope no one opens the parcel and takes a dump in them(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:23,
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I hadn't thought of this, but now I hope not too. Thanks buddy.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:24,
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Oh man, I'm right near Highgate.You should have said, I'd have picked them up and, next time I was on the 134, I'd have carried on going with a nice, new pair of shoes on.
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Kroney, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:27,
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU REVEALED MY SCRET IDENTITY TO SWIPE ON LINKINNOW SHE HAS A SORE VAG AND STINKY FINGERS
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:29,
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Yeah, sorry, she kept crapping on at me about it and then promised to keep it schtum.I see she is as trustworthy as she is brunette. I'm very disappointed in her and shan't be trusting her with information any longer.
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Kroney, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:30,
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i feel almost as violated as her hairbrush handle(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:36,
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Especially since she only wanted to know so that she could laugh at your hair(
Kroney, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:45,
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coming from Cheshire's answer to Kathy Griffin I take um-bridge at this(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:50,
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I don't suppose they would fit your small girly feet.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:29,
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mEN WITH FEET SMALLER THAN SIZE 10 ARE FUCKIMNG WEIRD(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:30,
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Size 11s are small and girly?What fucking size are you, Coco?
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Kroney, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:31,
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In which case help yourself, they are your size.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:31,
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it's funny cos someone has takena dump in them(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:34,
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Mulligatawny soup, at least that is what is in the fridgeAlso petit filous yoghurts.
Nice to know you're in a cheerful mood.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:25,
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Just had a nommy homemade stewChicken, Lamb, Pork, Onion, Garlic, Tabasco, Potato, Sweet Potato, Carrot, Swede, Parsnip, Peas, Runner Beans, Pearl Barley, Port, Stock.
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Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:27,
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You're moaning about carrots when he's got the temerity to put parsnips in there?The dirty bastard. I wouldn't even use them as a marital aid.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:40,
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i had parsnip cake the other week, it was very good(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:43,
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I make sweet potato and parsnip risotto for micro. Very popular. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:45,
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Cuppasoup.POSH Cuppasoup.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:27,
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Nah, Heinz SQUEEZY Cuppasoup.FORRIN flavour.
*Smugs it up bit*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:05,
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Alright Dozer, just had a wander round Food and Drink Market."Tasting", lovely salamis, chorizos, soups, yoghurts and salamis. Also nice ale, cider and an English vodka made from sugar-beet. Loely jubbly.
So are you Swipey and Dr Frog having a sweaty 3some? That's the word on the streets.
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post pictures of your shit tattoos please(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:35,
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it's almost like you got them without thinking through the consequences and now you are permanently scarred by your bad decisionpost them, we can helkp
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:46,
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Baguette. Italian salami from deli. Austrian smoked cheese. Fanta.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:39,
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Austrian smoked cheese can be excellent or utterly shit. There is no middle ground. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:42,
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It's my guilty cheese pleasure(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:42,
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I made a risotto last night & put some goats cheese in. Had forgotten how good it can be. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:43,
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I have never made a risotto, fact fans(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:45,
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I like the end bit when you've already stuffed it ull of cheese and you drop in some butter, just for the lols(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:48,
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I don't bother with that bit. Makes it too soggy. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:49,
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the simplest of cooking tips MOAR butter = better(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:51,
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Butter is 100% necessary in a risotto(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:52,
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Of course, but no need for extra right before you eat it. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:52,
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There isMakes it all'onda
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:53,
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I have a craving for egg curry. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:52,
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wrong wrong wrongimagine your shit update thread the next day
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:53,
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my mother used to make that back in the day(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:53,
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I'm not convinced by it tbh, yer applewood smoked etc - they oversmoke them I find(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:45,
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The best smoked food I have ever had was smoked langoustine. Ace. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:46,
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for me it's a packet of monstr much and a malboro red(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:48,
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I don't understand why langoustine isn't eaten more in the uk. We export about 80% of it to France. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:50,
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True of most of our seafood innit, the Spaniards get most of it(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:53,
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Some of their own seafood is excellent. Particularly cuttlefish. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:55,
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I want to go on a foodie holiday to 'proper' Spain(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:57,
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I know a chap who does food and wine course in barcelona, he is evangelical about Catalan cuisine (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:58,
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I want to get involved with that shizzle(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:00,
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I've looked at going to another cookery school in Italy. Bloody expensive. Maybe next year. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:59,
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San Sebastian is good for just eating and drinking good cheap plonk all day. (, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)
It's such a waste. If we had proper markets you could buy proper fresh food. And Tesc and Sainers wouldn't take so much of our money.
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Farmers markets FTW. Can be expensive though. I make sure I use a decent butchers though. As do you I recall from steaks you have cooked in the past. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:00,
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Yeah. The supermarket stuff is shit and badly butchered. It's a waste of money. Add £2-3 to the price of a supermarket steak and you've got sunfink nice. I get pork chops in leadenhall market and they are a fiver each but really thick and tasty.
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I always get my steaks from Ben Richards, the butcher of Bakersfield(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:06,
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These aren't the loins you've been looking for(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:10,
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The pork we had when camping was excellent Yes, I. Know how bad this reads.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:06,
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Fuck all as yetGonna have some shit noodles now but 4 pints of Peroni has helped
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:40,
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\o/It fucking helped me, I can tell you
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:51,
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Gammon egg & chips!*Truly awesome!
I will also have a beer. This is a good thing.
*won't be eating again until much later this evening.
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Yeah I'd drink heavily if I lived in Coventry and all(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:54,
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My favourite customer Mr George George has ordered.Actually my all time favourite is a fellow called Ritchie Ringadoo which I say in my head in a broad Australian accent.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:58,
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I have a mrs dogood and a mr drinkwaterAlso mr Gaylord
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:03,
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I took a call from an Aladdin the other dayThen there was an Ali Baba posted on our facebook page yesterday.
I'm sure someone is taking the piss.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:05,
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About time, can we have another round of Cobras here yeah?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:11,
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And another 8 pappdoms. Get a move on gungadin. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:12,
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