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Let's have a thread that doesn't mention Chompy & swipe for a change. Talk about anything, salted peanuts, car tyres, IT, anything apart from that.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 12:48,
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latest was 12 years ago)
I'd like to have a rant, if thats okI've just driven 120 or so miles up to Edinburgh, missing out on Friday Peroni so install a new accountancy package on a server.... to find that someone else is connected on remotely and removing software as quickly as I am installing it
THE FUCKING CUNTS
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 12:52,
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This makes sense. Surely you'd disable the remote access before starting the install anyway?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 12:56,
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Not if you are installing via a remote desktop(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 12:56,
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Why travel to Edinburgh if you're installing it that way? (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 12:57,
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Needed to bring the stuff on a USB disk as their internet connection is shite(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 12:58,
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I dont even know where they are to kickand its not my server to disable
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 12:56,
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I'm just off to got through a list of Solicitor clawbacksPlease try and get along without me.
(earworm)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:02,
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I now have Clawfinger - Warfair as an earworm(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:05,
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If Monty hadn't left 4EVA, I'd have posted this link for himYou lot might as well have it, even if you don't care...
www.uncut.co.uk/hawkwind/the-making-of-hawkwind-s-silver-machine-feature
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:04,
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I hope he will return one dayOnce he gets himself sorted
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:06,
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I am totes gutted Motorhead has been postponed.I hope Lemmy doesn't die before February.
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wanderlust, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:09,
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Yeah, tired and not really looking forward to work but alright.How's you?
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wanderlust, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:12,
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Yeah. Okish. Micro is on great form and seems settled now she has a routine with me and her mother. Work is a little quiet but that's a time of year thing.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:20,
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I'm sure she would love to see you. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:28,
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I'd like to see her soon (and you too)Lets work out a Sunday jaunt or something.
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wanderlust, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:31,
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I'm going to be a smoking cessation counsellorwhich is exciting. And, considering I've never smoked a puff of anything in my life, a bit bizarre.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:09,
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You should take up smoking and then give up, in order to gain an insight into what your counsellees are going through.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:12,
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If I wanted to know that, I could try giving up Diet Pepsi.They'll have to claw that can out of my cold, dead hand.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:13,
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I bet you've smoked the cock once or twice(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:15,
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light the other endand enjoy the stench of burnt hair
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:29,
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That sounds a bit daft. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:44,
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LUNCH TIME!!!(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:17,
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I've got steak and kidney pie. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:36,
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What's your stance on mushy peas? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:42,
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Alright Winders? What's happening in Oxford? (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:21,
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Not much. Last weekend before job starts, gonna spend it chilling.
In bent news, I'm looking after a chihuahua from chihuahua club tonight, so that'll be 4 tiny dogs in my house.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:36,
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Mate of mine has just got a pug/ spaniel cross. Very cute. When micro is older and if work permits I will get a boxer I think. Need a lot of training but good family dogs apparently. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:37,
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I would recommend any time anyone gets a puppy, take a week off in the prime training time, Spend the week doing some good training and I reckon you'll be alright.
We did with the first 2 and they're fine, 3rd one has been more of a handful as we've tried to fit training around work.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:40,
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Also, it's a good excuse to spend afternoon in the pub "socialising the dog" (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:43,
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You don't need an excuse anymore.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:04,
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Its Uncle BensHallelujah its Uncle Bens
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:34,
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i had tuna salad for lunch, it wasnt great(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:24,
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i'll get through itwith god's love
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:41,
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Tuna is fucking vile and disgusting. It's not fair, it's not right and it _should_ be against the law.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:28,
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What dont you like about it?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:32,
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Wrong. Tuna steak is fantastic.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:37,
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THIS^Seared tuna is fucking wonderful
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:37,
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I had tuna so fresh in Greece I had a little orgasm. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:38,
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Particularly on a BBQ with griddled courgette strips. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:38,
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yeh, sometimes i try to imagine that it won't be disappointing but it always is(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:41,
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Totez avin fish n' chips ear innit blud(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:26,
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And I don't have to drive 120 miles before I can. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:31,
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Bottle of beer is a good shout. I might wander up the offie, see what specials are in.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:38,
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There's a pub in town with it, But it's always dull.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:41,
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Quite a lot of the boozers around here have it, only about £3.80 a pint as well which is cheap for London. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:43,
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Nice. Oxford is creeping slowly towards 5quid a pint.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:47,
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Some places here are already over that for premium ones like draft Peroni. Stupid. No wonder more people are drinking at home instead of going out. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:52,
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Before long all pubs are gonna go the Wetherspoons route and not throw anything out once it's out of date,just reduce it and hope that a load of pissed-up cunts who are gonna be throwing up later anyway don't notice that it tastes rank
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:29,
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I thought they were blue and orange stripes, but the more I look at them, the more pink they are.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:55,
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are you colour blind froggo?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:26,
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I don't think so? I do drink too much though. And then buy socks.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:26,
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wooo, get loaded and buy socks, ROCK AND ROLL!!(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:33,
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so Frogdo.What are we doing tonight?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:36,
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I'm going home, eating something that isn't a burger and is vaguely healthy then sleeping until Saturday afternoon.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:39,
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Sounds good, (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:52,
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Early drafts of the script for The Wild Angels were a little less controversial.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:42,
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"Recovering alcoholics", most boring sanctimonious cunts around.I occasionally work with one, dry for 10 years and still they harp on about it. FFS.
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I recover alcoholics by making them tea with vodka in(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:04,
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Whenever fat people came to be served in the bars I worked inI gave them diet coke, whether they asked or not.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:35,
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you're a good man(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:36,
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you'd think after 10 years they could have a little glass of sherry or something.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:17,
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YeahYou'd think they would be clamming for a drink by then
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:28,
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Licking their hands after using anti bacterial stuff.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:36,
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Brain works strange with addiction.One drink and you can be straight back on the lash.
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I like the righteous ex-smokers.They're great.
I like pointing out to them how us ex-smokers all absolutely love to smoke.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:36,
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I love a smoke me, but ain't had a proper one for months now.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:40,
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yeah, i love a cigarette once in a while. i miss it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:42,
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I only smoke the green now on a weekend but I don't flap about like a prick.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:43,
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I used to smoke, drink AND dance the hootchie-cooImagine that!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:10,
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i do, daily.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:38,
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I'll be honest, I'm trying really hard not to imagine your hootchie-coo(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:49,
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Urgh.Just remembered I have booked in an engineer tomorrow between 8 and 12.
This will be fun with the hangover from hell I'm antici...
...pating
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:42,
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Wendy James, though, eh? Eh?PHWOAR!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:22,
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who?alright vag.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:25,
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Alright Windy Pig.Wendy James fronted Transvision Vamp. She was well saucy.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:29,
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i'll google it.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:30,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QgRuZ_aVAw
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:32,
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right, so pretty girl shit band?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:38,
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There's a band?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:49,
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A brilliant internet part timer once saidjelly.b3ta.com/questions/teenagecrushes/post560881
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What a brilliant internet part timer.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:51,
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^tggi(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:29,
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Definitely.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:29,
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HOMEBREW CHAT!I have 6 gallons of wine on the go for Christmas!
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Peej, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:34,
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HI!It was all fake all along, Chompy was actually my sockpuppet.
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Peej, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:39,
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So do I, although I'm storing it in bottles at the local supermarket for a modest fee(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:00,
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you can leave your friends behind(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:00,
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cos your friends dont dance and if they dont dance well then there no friends of mine(, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:11, Reply)
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