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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Generic evening thread. Dinner?
Alt,
www.listsofnote.com/2011/12/heinleins-predictions.html
Some good ones here. #4 is a lol. #9 was pretty wrong, although he's nailed #11. Thankfully, he was balls out on #18. What are your predictions for 50 years time?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 17:16, 177 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I predict I will be dead.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 17:34, Reply)
We can but hope.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 17:35, Reply)
My only solace will be that you will go before me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 17:37, Reply)
I predict a riot.
Thai chicken curry for dinner. Undecided on red or green
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 17:37, Reply)
I've never seen a green chicken

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 17:38, Reply)
Goes with my eggs and ham
Sam I am.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 17:43, Reply)
red every time

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 17:45, Reply)
I have bases for both. Red is likely though as I have more for that.
It doesn't get more exciting than this
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 17:49, Reply)
just occasionally i like a nice yellow curry
but usually red ftw
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 17:50, Reply)
I've never made a yellow before.
I've done a Rendang but that's Malaysian
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 17:52, Reply)
isn't that really hot?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 17:52, Reply)
Can be, but not particularly
It's just another coconut based soup.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 17:57, Reply)
Actually. fuck it. I'm making a Balti

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:17, Reply)
sainsburys now do naan breads with vegetable rogan josh or chicken balti spread over them
basically indian pizzas. not sure if this is a great thing or a disgusting thing.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:18, Reply)
Sounds fit.
I sometimes make mini pitta pizzas.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:03, Reply)
no dinner, i was too indulgent over the weekend
I do, however, have a gym session at 8pm. so that'll be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 17:47, Reply)
No food and a gym session?
No, no to all of that
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 17:50, Reply)
gotta be done
the scales were not kind this morning, when they confronted me with the damage that the last couple of weeks has inflicted :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 17:51, Reply)
I stopped weighing myself when it went over 12 1/2 stone back in 2007

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 17:52, Reply)
i am obsessed
I can weigh myself 3 times a day. yours is much healthier!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 17:53, Reply)
I always weigh less than I think I do. Good innit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 17:55, Reply)
Frogs weigh little.
Especially when trod on.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 17:57, Reply)
Please stop threatening me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 17:59, Reply)
I'm not.
Just saying frogs can get trod on.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:08, Reply)
Sounds like a threat. I'm reporting you to my copper mates.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:09, Reply)
were they once introduced to a crap version of midas?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:09, Reply)
Semi precious metal woes

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:12, Reply)
I'm reporting you to YM!
Ha.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:11, Reply)
Aww please don't tell!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:12, Reply)
My weight changes by about 5 pounds depending on what time of the day and day of the week I weigh myself.
I'm a big beautiful bodacious bad boy no matter what the scales say.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:30, Reply)
Please be sensible with food/gym ratio.
Think you said earlier 500 cals a day? With that regime whilst working, and gym stuff you're looking at passing out. Or malnutrition lols.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 17:54, Reply)
no, it's only for a week....
then back to being healthy!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 17:58, Reply)
500 cals a day is shit sorry.
With your-I assume reasonably runaround daytime job- and hitting the gym, it may be a bit much. Just saying dudette.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:05, Reply)
i've done it for weeks at a time before, it's fine, honestly, not that i'm not grateful for the concern
just a little kickstart for the Christmas season....
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:12, Reply)
Forgive me but I gotta go with Pookie here.
That diet is dangerous and the fact that you've done it before without collapsing is testament to your underlying good health. Doesn't mean it's not doing long term damage though.
Never understood why wanting to maintain a "normal" weight has to involve anything extreme.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:26, Reply)
because i am impatient and i want to shift a couple of pounds quickly
it's only for 7 days, how much harm can it do?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:27, Reply)
turkey fajita
i have never before steamed onions
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 17:53, Reply)
Onions are ace. I ate them boiled for years till I got into steaming veg.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 17:56, Reply)
I like all my veg a bit al dente too.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 17:58, Reply)
I heard that you love a turgid carrot

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:24, Reply)
*marrow
sideways
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:43, Reply)
Wait... what?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:43, Reply)
Well we all know you Geordies like your marrers.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:28, Reply)
Dinner is a buffet-style thing with cheeses, breads, pork pie etc.
50 year's time? I'll be dead (or very very old), I hope that there will be the nanoproducers that are mooted in every home and that we will have sorted out the energy issues of today.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 17:56, Reply)
Hai Campers I'm back.
Light tea following massive FandC lunch.
A lot of those predictions look easy but with the knowledge of 1949 some of them are a bit good I think.
I remember watching the stars with my Granddad in 1952 (there was fuck all light pollution.) He remarked on how far technology had come in his lifetime; cars, aeroplanes, radio, radar, rockets, jet planes, TVs. All invented during his lifetime. He ended by saying "But, young edjogs me lad, they'll never get a man up on the moon." A few short years later they did, but he was dead by then (my Granddaad, not the man.)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:03, Reply)
apparently...
Hiya Edj:)
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:05, Reply)
Hiya GJ

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:06, Reply)
Alright edjy. Did we discover where you've actually been?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:06, Reply)
Been Cyprusing for two weeks.
I'm as stress free as a flaccid, floppy thing.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:13, Reply)
You lucky beggar. Glad you had a good time.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:15, Reply)
Ta mate, Found a lovely pub called The Pig and Whistle for our
Cyprus Baysh. Anyone coming.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:27, Reply)
You back in the UK?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:06, Reply)
Yes and it's fucking raining.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:14, Reply)
I reckon there will have been some sort of Nuclear/Atomic fallout by another fifty years.
Terrorism and war has already upped the stakes tenfold in the past ten.

I also think the Government will be overthrown, or totalitarian.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:04, Reply)
just waiting for the senator?
I'm waiting for the sun to shine.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:06, Reply)
I misread one of the P.S.s
"Manlike robots with manlike erections."

Also, trusting you are all chipper. Is there anything important I've missed?

Oh and what's Rory calling himself this week? I haven't the strength to go find out.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:18, Reply)
RichardHead.
He said I can call him Dick, but I'm not sure if that goes for everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:23, Reply)
no, he said that you could give him head

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:26, Reply)
and it most certainly does go for everyone

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:26, Reply)
he'd take it off windy's chihuahuas if they were offering

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:26, Reply)
Bit embarrassing when it turned out the dog had a bigger dick than him

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:27, Reply)
but not surprising

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:31, Reply)
No, you made it look that way with a lame strikethrough joke, you cretinous moron.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:27, Reply)
same thing

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:29, Reply)
No, well you two are close so that's OK

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:29, Reply)
You'll be an old unemployed shit cunt with clothing that looks like you found them in a skip and a shit hat, you shit hat cock gargling mega cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:26, Reply)
So you. But with no job.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:27, Reply)
I dunt have a hat

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:28, Reply)
Floppy haired wig then

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:30, Reply)
No way bruv, I've great great hair jeans

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:31, Reply)
hair jeans
is that like what modern day monks have to wear when they are naughty?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:34, Reply)
he'd be like alfred itchycock

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:35, Reply)
hairmani?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:46, Reply)
Mega cunt! 10/10

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:27, Reply)
shit hat cock gargling mega cunt
is almost as good as "scarf wearing cockhound"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:27, Reply)
I don't understand the problem people have about wearing a scarf. It isn't twattish in the way wearing sunglasses on the tube is.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:50, Reply)
I wear a scarf in winter and Im dead cool.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:51, Reply)
just dont wear one with a t shirt and youre alright by me

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:52, Reply)
Geordies don't wear long sleeves!!
Actually, since I moved to Manc I bought 5 (FIVE) jumpers!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:56, Reply)
It's all about jumpers mate. The birds love em.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:02, Reply)
I've lost my jumper

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:03, Reply)
Write a song about it

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:04, Reply)
I like your manifesto put it to the testo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:05, Reply)
Good job Monty's not here to tell us that the Sultans of Ping FC were shit, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:05, Reply)
even though they are up there with Black Flag, Stooges and JAMC.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:09, Reply)
Psst, don't tell anyone right?
This is just between you and me, yeah?

I quite like Where's Me Jumper
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:13, Reply)
Me too.
It's a deeply philosophical song which asks as many questions as it answers. It positions rock n roll as the main vessel of post-Kierkegaardian thought, allowing the visceral to exist on an equal footing with the cerebral.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:18, Reply)
I just like its sillyness.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:20, Reply)
are we thinking of the same song?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:20, Reply)
It's the one where Major Tom ends up stranded in space yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:21, Reply)
I'm thinking about the one about Donald and the possibly unknown location of his trousers.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:23, Reply)
I bet you are you filthy cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:24, Reply)
I had them all along.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:24, Reply)
Oh GREAT!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:03, Reply)
INORITE?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:07, Reply)
well, i wasn't there
but I think the problem was with wormulus, not the scarf.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:56, Reply)
Having met Wormulus I can confirm he is a prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:56, Reply)
I've met worse.
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:57, Reply)
Well yes. You've met me for a start.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:58, Reply)
I set 'em up, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:00, Reply)
Amstel.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:45, Reply)
The bloke from the telly?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:47, Reply)
Nope. Just lots of lovely cold pints of the stuff until I have calmed down. Ex wife is being a twat again.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:49, Reply)
Want me to do 'er in?
I've got form in this kind of thing, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:57, Reply)
Micro needs her mother. Otherwise...

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:58, Reply)
How old is micro now? Two-ish?
Memories fade, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:01, Reply)
Heh heh. Don't tempt me!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:03, Reply)
buy her a new one
a BETTER ONE
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:10, Reply)
Probably cheaper than a pony.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:13, Reply)

1. I will never get married again.
2. I have never paid for it, nor will I.
3. Stop being so materialistic Clyde.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:20, Reply)
I said number 1 as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:22, Reply)
I will continue to, for the rest of my existence

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:50, Reply)
Sorry mate.
Why not have a few.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:58, Reply)
Oh I am. Trust me.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:59, Reply)
Alt: sticky ribs and onion rings.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:09, Reply)
Have you covered the ribs in coke?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:13, Reply)
I'm not Monty you know.
Nah, oyster sauce, honey, star anise and chilli flakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:14, Reply)
Soup.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:14, Reply)
What colour?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:17, Reply)
Red with flecks of green.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:18, Reply)
I met a groovy guy he was arty farty

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:19, Reply)
You never met anyone.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:20, Reply)
another sunday dinner
Which was lush.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:21, Reply)
What meat did you go for? Also, when you are next down there is somewhere I want to try for lunch.
www.wilksrestaurant.co.uk/

Sunday lunch just 18 quid from a place that has just got their first Michelin star.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:26, Reply)
chicken
That place looks good. Get something in for Feb?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:30, Reply)
I'll be up in December, we'll discuss then.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:33, Reply)
Should have had lamb. I'm disappointed in you, I thought you were a guy who knew what's what. Clearly not.
Chicken. Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:33, Reply)
leftovers from yesterday innit
Duck last week
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:36, Reply)
LEFTOVERS?
What are you, some sort of tramp?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:37, Reply)
all over the leftovers. sarnies too tomorrow!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:40, Reply)
YOU MAKE YOUR OWN SANDWICHES?!?!?!?
Lord-a-mercy!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:43, Reply)
It's almost as if he were being sensible in these austere times innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:45, Reply)
Sensible? What?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:45, Reply)
It's an acquired skill, I'm told.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:46, Reply)
Plus he can eat the sarnies at about 10.30
So he can enjoy the first couple of pints in the pub whilst waiting for his real lunch to be prepared.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:47, Reply)
Now this idea I can get behind.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:47, Reply)
Soss san, don no what flavour Soss, I got one of each from the butcher and I told him to put them all in the Sam bag.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:35, Reply)
Is Bear Pookie your dad?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:36, Reply)
Lulwot?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:44, Reply)
Your posts appear to be put through the same gibberish filter.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:45, Reply)
That makes Gonz different to everyone else here how?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:46, Reply)
Fair point.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:47, Reply)
It's not my fault you don't speak Awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:31, Reply)
An oppressive police state, racists in power and bread up to £2 a loaf

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:44, Reply)
oh wait

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:53, Reply)
lolotics!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:55, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/randomactsofevil/post1535392
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:56, Reply)
I will be down the pub on the corner of my road shortly if anyone fancies a pint. I'm buying.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:01, Reply)
See you there.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:02, Reply)
You can have doom bar, bombardier or one of a selection of lagers.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:04, Reply)
university challenge
Little twunts.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:04, Reply)
A midget team?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:05, Reply)
I imagine Paxman is about to say
'Off Topic, Dozer'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:06, Reply)
Also known as 'turquoise, prick'

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:11, Reply)
I started a new thread.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:12, Reply)
Also known as 'Hamster, Fucker'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:12, Reply)

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