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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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News thread!!Been a while.
So, who's moving to Uruguay?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-25328656
Where do you stand on the legalization of drugs?
I think Marijuana is hardly the worst thing out there. I would put alcohol above it. If they legalise one though, does this start a chain?
Im sure money can be made off this. They already rape people for Tobaccco.
Alt. Lunch
AltAlt. Suggest a Christmas present for a fellow B3tan.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:15,
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Prohibition clearly doesn't work, so it would be sensible to look at alternatives.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:17,
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This,I have always been of the opinion that an adult should be allowed to use whatever substances they like as long as it doesn't affect or harm others.
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Especially in South AmericaCan't really be that hard to find it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:22,
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When I was in tha Caribean (oooo how worldly am I )you could see it growing, fucking,everywhere.
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Silly Bonzo, marijuana doesn't grow in the seaThat was probably seaweed that you saw
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:27,
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What about drugs like Heroin, LSD etc?The lines blur with the type of drug.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:26,
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There would be far fewer deaths from heroin and far less crime related to its use if addicts had access to a clean and regular supplyAnd LSD is fucking great.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:28,
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Very true. They used to have Opium dens in Victorian times. Marvellous.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:44,
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Not in my utpoiaI think that what an adult chooses to do is up to them again with the proviso that they don't harm others.
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Beef/cheddar wrap x2 toasted for me(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:18,
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I intend to beI like to put on fat for winter. Just signed up for the North Tyneside 10k run in April though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:21,
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I am sure we will all anticipate the begging posts nearer the time (, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Its not a charity run this onebut wait until September for the next Great North Run
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:23,
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I'm starting jogging in the New Year. That Sofa to 5K thingy
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:27,
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I wouldnt bother with that TBHJust go for a run - if you get tired, stop. Go out twice a week and you'll be running further than 5k in no time
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:33,
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to be fair, i did couch to 5k, and it really helpedbecause you feel good after running in short bursts, whereas stopping when you're knackered simply puts you off doing it again!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:46,
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Yeah Im thinking this. I don't want to be doubled over in the street, gasping for breath.*insert witty pun here*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:58,
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Most people who start running knacker themselves by running too fastJust take it easy and you'll do the miles
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:59,
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if you replace "running" with "bumming"this is a great post
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:06,
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that geordiejay might like pink sparkly stuffwww.linksoflondon.com/gb-en/online-shop/women/earrings/18764-silver-lining-18ct-rose-gold-stud-earrings
www.mysupermarket.co.uk/sainsburys-price-comparison/Gifts_And_Cases/Sainsburys_Pink_Fizz_Sequin_Bottle_750ml.html
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:30,
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Gays dont like pink sparkly stuffthey like mens bottoms, there is a difference
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I'm buying you some of these.bs.baidu.com/beatbucket/%2FMetalUnderwear1322555197-300x227.jpg?sign=MBO:JYLQxknrnu2S63qJK:9Q974AER1nkxP48NLtRqKCPwCCg%3D
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:51,
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Alt: Why are you thinking about lunch at 11.15, you fat fuck?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:37,
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there's an artisan market outside our offices todayI got no dinner last night, skipped breakfast and have thought about little other than how to choose between the paella and the falafel wrap since about 11am.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:43,
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i'm not gonna lie to youi'm kind of thinking, BOTH.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:46,
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Is an artisan market a posh name for an expensive burger van?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:12,
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I'm getting in there early.I don't even know what Im having yet.
Wild.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:46,
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ima have mine nowStarving
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:47,
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5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2166070
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:49,
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I will be having a 'double decker' comprised of:Bread
Egg
Bacon
Bread
Mushroom
Bacon
Bread
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:48,
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I cant lieThat sounds fucking fantastic. I would welcome the grease induced coma brought on by that
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I'll have the vegetarian version please(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:05,
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I think about lunch from the minute I get into work.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:54,
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5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2166122
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:54,
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Hopefully all that clicking will have burned off a few calories.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:05,
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all drugs should be legalized, regulated and taxedDrugs such as heroin, where there is greater danger because of overdose or dirty needles etc should be managed via prescription and shooting galleries.
Stimulants like cocaine and ecstasy should be available over the counter in chemists.
Cannabis should be available through the same retail outlets as alcohol, and there should be designated premises for its consumption, as under the Dutch coffee shop model.
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Luckily, the amount of heroin I use is harmless. I inject about once a month on a purely recreational basis. Fine.
But what about other people less stable, less educated, less middle-class than me?
Builders or blacks for example. If you're one of those, my advice to you is leave well alone.
Good luck.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:53,
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Yes, I agree entirely. Not everyone knows when to stop like what I do. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:54,
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Me too, you don't want to develop a habit. Same with coke, I just do enough so that I literally can't cram anymore up my schnozz, then I know that's when to stop.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:58,
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Are you serious? You actually do smack?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:55,
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i suspect by "heroin"he means "home made yoghurt from my wife's saggy dug-milk"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:57,
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I assumed he meant HeronWhere he sits and tries to commune with a wading bird
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i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:59,
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Birds love it when I whisper to them(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:15,
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It's funny because I always hurt them a lot more than they are expecting(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:18,
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But (and this is crucial) not as much as you could... I like your style
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He was off his tits on coke throughout the late 90s(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:04,
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The strains that seem to be around now are a hell of a lot stronger than the blackash and rocky that we used to smoke.I had some skunk a couple of years ago and it completely blew me away.
It seems to be like the kids that do bongs - I never really understood getting completely munted - I like having a couple of joints and getting the giggles and eating chocolate - not aaaabbbbsssoooolllluuuuuttteeellllyyy ffffuuuuuuuccccckkkeeed.
Altalt: yes. Lunch. Christmas party today so something substantial methinks.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:03,
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^ rebellious teenager(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:06,
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I can't roll, so when I'm left to my own devices I smoke a pipe.I got mullered one night and ended up watching Rupaul's Drag Race (Next Top Model but with drag queens. I had a hard time grasping if it was real or not.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:07,
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I hate when people use this term.You are NOT a medieval peasant.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:13,
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Forsooth!!Tie thy wretched lips together, lest thee speak the truth no more!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:15,
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Although it is an easy way of quickly identifying a person as a prick.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:14,
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I hate it when people pronunce Ye Olde Pub "Yee Oldey Pub"When all the evidence says it would have been pronounced "The Old Pub"
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Peej, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:25,
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I hate it when people watch QI and regurgitate the facts like they are clever.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:26,
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um, I learned about 'ye' being pronounced as 'the' when I was at school.We don't all 'learn' facts from TV and wikipedia you know.
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Me too and I don't watch TV so have only seen QI a couple of times at my mums house(
Peej, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:32,
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Froggles is just a nasty bully.I bet his favourite colour is lemon.
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Yes with my 'eclipse' or 'spliffy' jeans(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:39,
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I can't be bothered to reply at this stage.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:35,
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preciselyI also hate it when people pluralise 'referendum' as 'referenda'. Didn't these ghastly types do classics at school?
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Life is but fleeting.There are more valuable things on which to spend your upset.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:38,
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Seriously - internet pedantry is very akin to pissing in the wind.Your old enough to know better.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:56,
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Yes, I can read. I was being a fucking pedant, you know, like 'you're' whole thing on here, yeah?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:03,
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Yes, I can read. I was being a fucking pedant, you know, like 'you're' whole thing on here, yeah?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:06,
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Bit confusing for wor jayse tho'but(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:05,
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yeah its well lol innit(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:09,
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Battered run ting round here bossOnly him can dish out de POTD, get meh?
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The wiki page for "The lady doth protest too much, methinks"claims it means "I think the lady is promising too much." Suggesting you are wrong and that when people have used the phrase "The lady doth protest too much, methinks" on b3ta they are wrong.
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Peej, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:59,
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it means 'it seems to me'So 'methinks the lady doth protest too much' means 'it seems to me that her protestations are suspiciously vociferous'.
You wouldn't say 'I am going to have a large lunch it seems to me'.
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I just told you that "The lady doth protest too much, methinks" means "I think the lady is promising too much."
The phrase's actual meaning is, "I think the lady is promising too much." In the play, Hamlet's father has died, and his father's ghost has told Hamlet that he has been murdered (by Claudius). Hamlet has arranged a play for his mother, Gertude, and his uncle and stepfather, King Claudius, to watch: "The play's the thing, wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king." Hamlet wants to see if Claudius squirms or sweats at the point in the play where the woman's husband is murdered by her lover (or future lover). If so, he will have some evidence that Claudius killed his father. Hamlet arranges for the woman in the play to promise ("protest") to her husband that if he dies, she will never remarry. At this point, Hamlet asks his mother how she likes the play so far, and Gertrude famously replies, "The lady protests too much, methinks." Gertrude is protecting her own conscience about having married Hamlet's uncle after his father died. Hamlet replies, "O, but she'll keep her word." Pointing out that his mother has not lived up to the standard of the woman in the play.
If you think it means 'it seems to me that her protestations are suspiciously vociferous'. then you are wrong, on the Internet. Anyway argue with Shakespeare not me.
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Peej, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:16,
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Why the fuck not?It seems to me I am going to have a large lunch.
Deal with it.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:35,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:50,
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I think weed should be class A with a mandatory 25 years inside for possessionNot because its bad but because of those cunts who post fuckloads of facebook posts about legalising it saying "Look at all the uses, look paper, look rope, look oil" "Why can we grow poppies and not weed" etc etc
These cunts can fuck off, they would never make rope or paper if it was legal and rope and paper already is made from hemp in the UK with a home office licence. I would have more respect if they said "Legalise weed because its a plant that gets you high and I like it" Oh and the weed cures cancer people can fuck off too. It causes lung cancer if smoked so I wouldn't say its harmless.
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Peej, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:10,
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His kid is called Dylan DouglasI bet he gets called Dyl Do at school.
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Peej, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:32,
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You got off lucky.Most peoples faces erode.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:22,
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Like Simon Weston had donated his face to you for a transplant after he had died in another fire.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:24,
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Say what you like about Simon WestonBut he hasn't aged a day since 1982.
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Peej, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:25,
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I have never seen someone claim weed cures cancer and that's why I don't facebook,
it does however (AS PROVEN BY SCIENCE) reduce the side effects of Chemo, and also helps with the symptoms of MS
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www.collective-evolution.com/2013/08/23/20-medical-studies-that-prove-cannabis-can-cure-cancer/
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Peej, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:23,
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I find it particularly efficacious in reducing the side effects of me not being stoned.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:26,
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I got stoned onceI told a Palestinian that the West Bank belongs to Israel.
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Peej, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:33,
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40's. Get it right. What do they fucking teach you lot at school nowadays?
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It's funny because you are unlikely to see your 50s(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:48,
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I'm just attracted to men in fur coats.It's always been my weakness. First Swipe, then you....
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:56,
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Stop talking shite. All of you. Alt: I have Italian Meatball soup.
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Beef and stilton wrapsFuck yeah
I now feel slightly sick
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:37,
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Look how quiet it's gone since your command.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:45,
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I'm not afraid to speak out against you, you tyrant.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:46,
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WHO IS THE NUMBER ONE?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:48,
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You'd fucking love to be my cellmate, you huge gay cunt.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:57,
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Me as well.Fuck that shitty american remake though.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:57,
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That shit didn't even deserve to be called a remake.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:57,
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Off to decorate the office tree.BYE!
*insert fairy joke here*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:46,
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YES! Best quiz ever.www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-25314220
Now all I need to do is become a student again.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:47,
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Well you have the ethos and lifestyle, bullshit views on society and are a massive wanker, so you're nearly there.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:52,
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