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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I can't have all the attention today. God made us all equal.
Share your irritations of other b3tans freely here.
List their flaws if needs be!

Alt. Things you would banish from the earth forever. Apart from gays.

AltAlt. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2543109/99p-problems-Police-called-calm-furious-customer-riot-99p-shop-announced-sudden-end-half-price-sale.html
What were you last angry about? Apart from this shoddy journalism.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:15, 270 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
i only hated one b3tan
and thank fuck he is dead forever and ever.

I would banish: mosquitoes, wasps, spiders and everything they eat so that there is no excuse, daddy long legs, people who fart in public places, sprouts, cruelty to animals, buskers, those stupid beards that just start on the chin, stupid piercings and dark chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:24, Reply)
Too much of this appears to be aimed at me :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:25, Reply)
hey, if the cap fits...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:26, Reply)
I don't wear the cap, I place it on the ground for passers by to throw in their coins.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:27, Reply)
I would banish Old people shopping on Saturdays
Children in restaurants.
People who talk at the cinema
...

to be continued
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:27, Reply)
Which piercings are stupid?
WHen I was in boy band 5ive I got a lot of attention from the girl bands because of my eyebrow ring.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:30, Reply)
none of yours
all of dozer's

TTJ
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:32, Reply)
what, even my guiche piercing?
You love that one.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:33, Reply)
Is a guice some sort of tart?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:40, Reply)
on a woman it is known as the 'chin rest'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:43, Reply)
Why would I hate a bunch of strangers on the internet?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:25, Reply)
INTRNT SRS BZNESS

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:25, Reply)
Edited because pedant

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:28, Reply)
NOW YOU'VE RUINED THE POST COUNT!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:29, Reply)
An who cares.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:32, Reply)
ffs start a new thread tangles

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:33, Reply)
I like nearly everyone Jason, stop being such a horrible bully.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:26, Reply)
tell us more about this "nearly"

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:26, Reply)
There are a couple of pricks innit

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:27, Reply)
hi!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:28, Reply)
See?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:33, Reply)
Why does he have to be so mean?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:26, Reply)
Because he's UPSET

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:27, Reply)
I found a gif of Jason dancing

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:38, Reply)
I think it would be best if you posted it on the internet

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:41, Reply)
I agree
Linked so GeordieGay doesn't lose the job his big brother gave him
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:54, Reply)
PUTTHEFUCKINGLOTIONINTHEBASKET!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:55, Reply)
"would you fuck me? I'd fuck me"

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:55, Reply)
THIS IS BULLSHIT B3TH, BULLSHIT!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:41, Reply)
Its like the Nazi's are back in power

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:42, Reply)
If god wanted us all to be equal
he wouldn't have invented Iceland.

Alt: people who sniff. Use a fucking tissue or fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:34, Reply)
I was irritated by that steampunk twat when he said I was painfully needy because my wife is hot (ask sporters)
Alt. I would banish Wars, Bigotry, Religion and Racism. I think it would actually be quite a nice place without them.

AltAlt, I was angry this morning when the news showed a women weaving through one of those half level crossings pushing a pram. Fuck you lady, kill yourself if you must but don't put the baby at risk like that. Think of the poor train driver who has the image of your babies skull bursting on his windscreen burned in to his retinas for all eternity. Luckily for baby and driver she wasn't hit.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:35, Reply)
Your alt makes you sound like you're a miss world contestant.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:37, Reply)
Your alt makes you sound like an overweight, saggy titted, old lady!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:38, Reply)
*cries*
that hurts, man.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:42, Reply)
Zing!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:43, Reply)
She's alright though, I think, can't quite remember.... A bit to athletic for me, i'm more of a "5 minutes, fag and a schloof" kindda guy.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:48, Reply)
I was going to do a similar alt.
by banishing borders of countries, giving us free will to move about.
But that would cause all sorts of other issues because humans don't like sharing.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:45, Reply)
It's in the commandments man! Thou shalt not share!
or put your willy in another mans bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:05, Reply)
She is hot

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:06, Reply)
CQ has a taste for fat bull-dykes.
It's natural he'd find it difficult to understand a different concept of "hot" than his. Much like a whale would struggle with the concept of walking.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:19, Reply)
alt:
Chuggers
Tories
Cockroaches
My ex wife
Margarine
Walnuts
Instant coffee
Nick Clegg
Gypsies
American tourists
People who use 'text speak'
My former in-laws
People who speak loudly on the train
Pious vegans
Mexican food
Whisky chat
Income tax
Any driver over 60
Cyclists
Jazz
Country & western
Cowboy films
Argos
Any Ford car made after 1988
The tiger who came to tea
The Inland Revenue
Overcooked meat
Cous cous
Scaffolders
Magicians at dinner parties
Pecan nuts
So-called 'SEO experts'
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:43, Reply)
couscous and pecan nuts are both excellent
you mouthwrong
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:44, Reply)
Cous Cous is horrid bitty grainy shite.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:46, Reply)
See, it's a girly food that even mincers don't like.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:46, Reply)
It's a 'nothing' food, if anything it detracts from a meal, if that is possible

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:47, Reply)
It's just dust. Dry, bland, dust.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:48, Reply)
Unlike the delecious, vitamin and mineral rich dust I usually enjoy.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:49, Reply)
delecious eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:51, Reply)
Yes, I totally 'gonzed' it

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:51, Reply)
It's the same stuff as pasta, I don't see the problem

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:49, Reply)
It isn't nice like pasta, that's the main problem I have with it as a 'food'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:50, Reply)
I think it's the size people have an issue with.
Like a mouthful of cut up rice.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:52, Reply)
these people are idiots
frog is getting giant couscous for his tea on sunday now.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:14, Reply)
I'm having pick'n'mix

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:37, Reply)
i quite fancy that "12 years a slave" although i gather it's pretty horrifying

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:48, Reply)
Your fat face is wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:51, Reply)
You forgot "Fat cunts"

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:44, Reply)
I'm with you on Wallnuts, I just don't get the fucking point of them.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:45, Reply)
And _most_ "SEO Experts".
Especially the ones who bang on about meta tags, H1s and don't know what OpenGraph is.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:45, Reply)
Fresh from a tree they are lovely.
Out of a packet from the supermarket they are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:48, Reply)
I don't like that 'make you thursty' aspect of them.
Give me a pistasho or cashewnut any day of the week.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:55, Reply)
try them with a strong stilton
You can make a great stilton and walnut pie
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:43, Reply)
HMRC
Not the Inland Revenue.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:45, Reply)
Get fucked.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:46, Reply)
Shit off.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:46, Reply)
Chuggers should be publicly burned.
and Cheggers.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:51, Reply)
I'd donate money for that

(BeatsWork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:13, Reply)
*sobs* it was a lovely tea, too

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:03, Reply)
Why Mexican food?
Cheese, chilli, sour cream? Whats not to like?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:07, Reply)
There is a lot of wrong in Battered's list.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:12, Reply)

in with 's list
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:25, Reply)
Instant coffee isn't coffee, it can't be, it tastes nothing like coffee. Its like saying banana flavoured foam sweats are bananas.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:14, Reply)
I'm pissed at work, it's took my boss 3 days to reply "Ask BlahBlah to do it" on something , and BlahBlah is now on day 3 when he hasn't done it right.
... I can't do anything on this without it, there is about 4 days work, and the deadline is tomorow. This is for a huuuuuuge financial institution and the finger is being pointed at me. I've sent out about 4 emails a day since I first got the task...... and it would only take them at most 15 minutes to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:55, Reply)
OK....................

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:56, Reply)
Stop drinking at work then!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:56, Reply)
Getting pissed is hardly the answer, though.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:57, Reply)
Deader than Corduroy

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:02, Reply)

youtu.be/GeIfIYfnuxQ
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:03, Reply)
I used to love that song.
True story.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:13, Reply)
I like Corduroy quite alot.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:14, Reply)
I haven't really given them much thought since the 90s
Have they aged well? Might have a listen to some when this album finishes...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:17, Reply)
Dad Man Cat, High Havoc and (some of) Out of here were the decent albums, went downhill after the acid jazz heyday of the early 90s
Their instrumental tracks were the best
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:20, Reply)
\o/
Not heard that for years!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:23, Reply)
NO RED DWARF CHAT!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:06, Reply)
A-Line flares with pockets in the knees.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:37, Reply)
Everyone is cool by me
*trigger fingers*

Alt:
Wasps, shit takeaways, hangovers

AltAlt:
I was fucking raging when I JUST missed the metro yesterday morning due to a 20mph in a 30mph zone driver. CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:08, Reply)
Also in road rage. drivers who slow down when passing as you are waiting to pull out of a junction.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:10, Reply)
Just basically everyone who isn't me and is in my way or near me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:10, Reply)
^this.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:12, Reply)
But mostly women.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:12, Reply)
Fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:13, Reply)
Typical womans over reaction.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:15, Reply)

∞
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:16, Reply)
Its-a her Dolmio day!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:18, Reply)
Or would be if she hadn't already gone through the change.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:19, Reply)
I've never even seen her cock

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:19, Reply)
You never asked.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:20, Reply)
lies

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:21, Reply)
Oh, you bunch of cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:20, Reply)
Ooh - and especially drivers who brake at green lights *in case* they change.
A wind up out of all proportion, but when they do an emergency stop because they've slowed enough for the lights to go Amber - arghhhhhh
(BeatsWork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:18, Reply)

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:18, Reply)
I have Heard about Amber

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:21, Reply)
People who speed up on motorways when you are overtaking them
Err, why?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:20, Reply)
get round this problem by buying a faster car
HTH's
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:21, Reply)
Oh, I overtake them still
Dont worry about that. Just seems odd for them to try and speed up suddenly
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:23, Reply)
Its overtake envy
that's why, many years ago I had a car I loved (an old colt with a separate overdrive gearstick) but as I overtook an old prick in a bmw he actually swerved towards me meaning I had to bale at about 90 onto the hard shoulder fortunately that part of the M6 had a wide grass verge but it was a bit brown trousers for a while as we skidded to a halt.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:27, Reply)
eek

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:32, Reply)
Yep

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:41, Reply)
People who trundle along in the outside lane at a mere 80mph
then get annoyed when I undertake them with my naked arse hanging out of the driver side window spraying semi-liquid hangover shit all over their corporate 320d.

Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:24, Reply)
hahaha!
Nice imagery
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:24, Reply)
Alt Alt
well you should have driven faster than 20 then
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:12, Reply)
zing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:17, Reply)

❤ ❥❤ ❥❤ ❥❤ ❥❤ ❥❤ ❥❤ ❥❤ ❥❤ ❥❤ ❥❤ ❥❤ ❥❤ ❥❤ ❥❤ ❥❤ ❥❤ ❥❤ ❥❤ ❥❤ ❥❤ ❥❤ ❥❤ ❥❤ ❥❤ ❥❤ ❥❤ ❥❤ ❥
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:12, Reply)
I'm glad someone finally had the nerve to say it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:13, Reply)

☮ ☯ ☢ ☮ ☯ ☢
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:14, Reply)

ഇ☆ഇ☆ഇ☆ഇ☆ഇ☆ഇ☆ഇ☆ഇ☆ഇ☆ഇ☆ഇ☆ഇ☆ഇ☆ഇ☆ഇ☆ഇ☆ഇ☆ഇ
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:13, Reply)
Dear Mr Twin Bonnet
Do please stop being a bent prick
Yours sincerely
The Internet
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:20, Reply)

｡＾･ｪ･＾｡　
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:22, Reply)

cher Monsieur deux chapeaux,
vous êtes un pénis mais j'adore votre style.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:24, Reply)
For Swipe and Froggles
www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1vpfre/what_are_some_basic_rules_of_etiquette_everyone/ceuoo5e
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:25, Reply)
She was on time yesterday, she's learning.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:32, Reply)
Only the one black eye then?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:33, Reply)
If she was a spider she'd consistantly have eight black eyes for her many indiscretions.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:35, Reply)

consistantly have eight black eyes for her many indiscretions be eaten by a frog
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:39, Reply)
How about if she was a scallop? HTH
https://www.ebiomedia.com/how-many-eyes-can-one-animal-have.html
(BeatsWork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:41, Reply)
My flatmate is so consistently late for everything that I won't meet her anywhere
unless there's other people as sitting around on his Jack in a bar makes a man look like he's sharking for a rape victim.

When we were flat hunting, she was an hour and a half late for a viewing. I got the arse and left after 45 minutes and then received a stroppy phone call asking where I was.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:32, Reply)
Dear Kroney
as a French prick you will be unaware of this, but here in England it is perfectly acceptable for a man to be alone in a pub drinking. Normal men will get a paper or similar and shun all forms of contact apart from with the barman.
Hope this missive is of use.
Kind regards
The Men of England
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:40, Reply)
*votes dog29*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:49, Reply)
+the North of

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:57, Reply)
*is an essex boy and is happy to drink in a pub on my own*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:00, Reply)
FIGHT THA POWER!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:43, Reply)
fuck the 'in case he gets sacked' line
If you don't want to get in trouble over gifs and pictures on here then don't log in.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:43, Reply)
Given that Jason replied to it I can't see it being a problem other than Liam baiting b3th about it

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:45, Reply)
Liam's such a card!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:46, Reply)
which card?
a "with sympathy" one?

or a "get well soon"?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:49, Reply)
Amex

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:50, Reply)
not accepted anywhere, you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:52, Reply)
This is indeed the joke, yes.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:52, Reply)
SHUT UP I'M TOTALLY ACCEPTED IN MY BARNET BASEMENT

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:53, Reply)
*click*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:53, Reply)
Amex to that, sister

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:52, Reply)
If by 'card' you mean 'pointless troll'
then I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:49, Reply)
not at all, it's entirely normal to log in somewhere just be horrible to everyone in the hope that you actually upset someone
it must be the same thought process that frank goes through:

ooooh, my basement's a bit lonely right now, i'll go and post "haha" and a random picture, that will give my life meaning.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:52, Reply)
BUT YOU DONT HAVE A BASEMENT GILL!!!! YOU ONLY HAVE A HALF FLAT THAT YOUR DAD BOUGHT YOU!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:53, Reply)
you also cannot read
FRANK'S thought process. NOT MINE.

you are deeply unfunny.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:53, Reply)
You laugh AT me quite alot

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:55, Reply)
i can't help it
it's your melted sock face
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:56, Reply)
Dad bought her a FL?

(BeatsWork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:54, Reply)
AT is correct, yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:55, Reply)
i do love you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:57, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:59, Reply)
good double teaming
(A phrase, I believe, that Gill has used on many occasion)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:58, Reply)
*eiffel towers*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:59, Reply)
* Blackpool Towers *
* is similar but you are in the shit bit*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:12, Reply)
Any holes a goal

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:25, Reply)
You see?
This is just what happened last time.

Are you Quentin?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:46, Reply)
No, I'm David innit

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:46, Reply)
HOW WAS IT NOT SAFE FOR WORK YOU WHINEY QUEER PRICK!
IT WAS A MAN AND YOU COULDN'T SEE HIS PENIS!

*edit* Sorry I see B3th got Roryed. What a shit mod.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:57, Reply)
RORY DOESN'T HAVE A WORK
he signs on at barnet doley office
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:58, Reply)
His family pays him to sit in an estate agent office and keep out of their way so his successful older brother can practice *real* law.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:59, Reply)
nowhere near that glorified
his family builds shitty blocks of flats 200 miles away. to get rid of their shameful little secret, they bought one house down here and stuck him in it as caretaker.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:03, Reply)
When you can't even post a gif of a chap in a dressing gown
wiggling his tuck-in at the camera, well you might as well be posting on Stormfront.

This place is worse than Dachau.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:04, Reply)
Trufact right there Kroney!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:04, Reply)
He's a horrible anti-semite

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:08, Reply)
Nah, I got disenchanted with that when it went mainstream.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:11, Reply)
Shut up and get in the showers.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:07, Reply)
If I only had a penny every time a woman told me that.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:08, Reply)
You Frenchies do smell a little ripe.
so I'm guessing £48.59
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:11, Reply)
Nothing sexier than a woman's natural musk.
Except, of course, regular washing, douching and a morning spritz.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:13, Reply)
Yes!
2p
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:11, Reply)
Not likely, I heard of women telling him to get in the shower from up to 8 miles away.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:12, Reply)
well they wouldnt want to get too close.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:16, Reply)
OK "Sting"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:24, Reply)
I dont wanna see his ar-beit maching frei

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:11, Reply)
Rezycloning old jokes here..

(BeatsWork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:12, Reply)
You can't B-eat it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:14, Reply)
Achtung Fritz
I zink you got me
(BeatsWork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:16, Reply)
A gold star for you

(BeatsWork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:17, Reply)
*hopes for special tattoo*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:24, Reply)
SILENCE 37308!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:28, Reply)
Yes!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:28, Reply)
Look all I want to know is who stole drugs from who at that b3ta bash!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:25, Reply)
It weren't me cos I ain't been to no baysh, fool

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:27, Reply)
You should BA bash goer-er

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:28, Reply)
Get out my face-man

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:29, Reply)
I'll Murdoch you in a minute

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:30, Reply)
This leads us neatly back to Hannibal, cannibals and gifs that got modded by the nazis

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:32, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:33, Reply)
Looks like that ginger get out of Homeland

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:33, Reply)
Oh yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:34, Reply)
Doe, a deer, a female deer

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:33, Reply)
Someone do a new thread that we can argue more in please

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:33, Reply)
NO!
Wait, I'm doing this wrong
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:33, Reply)
Do it before your post gets modded

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:34, Reply)
I can't think of one, sorry

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:35, Reply)
Neither can I, shall we just go home?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:35, Reply)
Can I get a brew first?
I'm clamming
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:36, Reply)
I done one!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:36, Reply)

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