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What are you having for lunch?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:02,
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Pate sarnies I made myself and what is turning out to be half a big bag of Doritos. (, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:05, Reply)
I have cold chicken tikka left over from yesterday. Rather nice. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:05,
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I bought some tikka botti dry tikka mix the other weekIt is fucking NOM
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:06,
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I made a cracking lentil dhal last weekBut put far too much chilli in for the missus. Still more for me
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I need to cook more Indian food(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:10,
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Me too, particularly goan fish curries. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:12,
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My wife went to India...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:13,
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I like doing veggie indian foodas the missus is a food wrong so it means its easy to do a 1 pan dish rather than have to fuck around.
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I tickled YM's botti last night(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:15,
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She could do with a dry rub(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:20,
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I really recommend these kits, they're well good.www.thespicetailor.com/Sauces
You get like a little bag of spices, a base sauce and some other sauce.... donno if its a gimmick but it tasted good.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:09,
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Can't go wrong. I had sweet and sour pork hong kong style and half a chow mein from Saturday in the fridge but I left it at home! Twerp!
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I am making sweet & sour pork tonight, using the leftover pork belly I have from Saturday. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:11,
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Check this shizniss I made over the weekend, sweet'n'sour prawns, salt'n'pepper calarmi and egg fried rice... made my own sweet'n'sour and EVERYTHINK.imgur.com/OXzaLgE
Proper lush.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:11,
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It as proper lush, cooking oriental food has right put me off oriental take aways...... japanese deliveries are too expensive, the chinese ones are all gloopy and supper-sweet, but the thai ones are alrightish.
I decided this weekend to pack in the fags and get a posh electronic ciggerette instead, I'm looking forward to getting my taste buds back.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:15,
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Chicken, bacon, stuffing and cranberry sauce sammich(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:05,
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I know its like its a flavour combination that has never worked YOU FUCKING NUMBNUTS
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I was making bacon with YM only last night(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:15,
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Traffic wardens and councils in collusion shockwww.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-25845195
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QOTSA latest offerings somewhat watered down their hedonistic earlier days(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:08,
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Wait for the "Great Gift For Father's Day!" swatches on the CD adverts.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:12,
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You are a mid-90s low-fi rock song.AICMFP.
EDIT: Piss.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:11,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:17,
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Is the sound of somebody sucking their fingers whilst eating crispsthe most disgusting noise in history? I think it might be.
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Kroney, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:10,
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The sound of someone sucking their fingers afterfingering your Mam and then eating your crisps is worse.
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Crueller to eat crisps and then finger his Mamespecially salt and vinegar ones
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:40,
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No, it's somebody snorking up a massive phlegmball.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:12,
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YMs noises disgust meto the point of climax
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:12,
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Not has bad as YM's fanny farts. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:12,
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:13,
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I heard a bloke fart on the tube a while back and then loudly say "Ahhh, Bisto!"
Classic!
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Jusy like YM when I pulled out sharpish(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:22,
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She's in her sixties and two kids down.What do you expect?
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Kroney, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:26,
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ham and egg salad sandwichKerrazy I know
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:14,
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I'm thinkingpoached eggs and beans on toast. Haven't had any breakfast, so I think it's allowable.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:15,
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I had A beef and Horseradish sarnieA sausage roll with pickle in it
Tomato Soup
Quavers
Washed down with tizer.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:15,
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I had a can of Ting earlier. Haven't had that stuff for years. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:16,
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I once used berocca as a mixer when I'd ran out of everything else.My piss was like a high-viz the next day.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:18,
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But you felt FUCKING great(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:19,
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Try adding fanta and angostura bitters.Also works with vodka.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:21,
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I had gin and bitter cranberry over ChristmasWorks fucking great with cheaper gins
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:22,
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Nope, the most disgusting food noise is, in fact, somebody slurping at a Pot Noodle.(
Kroney, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:27,
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The air hissing out of YM's dirtbox when I pull my cock out sounds worse. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:28,
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Do you fraternise with poors quite a bit?I don't know many adults who eat Pot Noodles these days.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:37,
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Pot Noodle and coffee got me through my A Levels.I've never had one since, but the smell always takes my back to frantic revision and listening to Radio 4.
/hardcore student
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:38,
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I lived almost exclusively off of sausage sandwiches for a while.The kind of sausages that are about a quid for 20 in the freezer aisle.
Lucky to be alive really.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:44,
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Every so often my missus gets an urge to eat one, and then feels ill... Childhood memories innit
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They are fucking vileBut she will put any old shit in her mouth...
*Its why I married her*
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They stopped doing the curry onesWe wrote in and complained
They told us to fuck off
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:44,
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I'd have done more than that. I'd have come round and given you a right good kicking.(, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:47, Reply)
Damn rightI'm such a cunt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:54,
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Never had one in all my dayz.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:13,
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However, those japanese ones where you don't know the flavour are fucking win. In fact, that's gonna be my lunch.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:13,
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Alreet?I may have another coffee and some chocolate
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:50,
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Wont you please be a dear and start a new thread?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:21,
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well this is an awkward silence... lalala....(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:56,
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Cucumber and ivoryTogether in perfect harmony
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:53,
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took the new guy outthe boss insisted on the staff restaurant, which I loathe. so they had steak and chips. and I had an egg mayo sandwich on a brown baguette.
since you asked.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:53,
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Oh man2nd place there. Steak and chips is the food of the Gods
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:54,
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the restaurant does a "brasserie" special every day, and this was itcame with skinny frites and salad and shite.
I preferred my sandwich.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:55,
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Should you be confessing that hereI mean Froggles will read it, and with your history of dining with chaps it will be blowjobs behind the bins all round...
Poor Froggles Cuckold on the interweb
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You can get better cuckold on the internet than that. With video and everything.
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It puts my lotion on its face(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:09,
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he loves itinsists on sitting behind the bin in the kitchen and everything
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:00,
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