Nope, it's definite.
Sucking your fingers whilst eating is the most disgusting thing a person can do. It's a thread, now. It's official.

If you put your fingers up your bum, took out a piece of poo and then ate it, sucking your fingers afterwards would be the bit to make me puke.
( Kroney, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:52, 152 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

What are they eating?
Crisps or something?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:53, Reply)

Soup.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:57, Reply)

A samosa.
So to compound their crime, what they're sucking off is pure oil.
( Kroney, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:57, Reply)

I think you should call them "Natives of New Zealand" now mate.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:16, Reply)

Poo.
Didn't you read it?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:02, Reply)

I sucked my fingers
Before fisting YM, I just want to check that this is acceptable?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:55, Reply)

I would suck them afterwards
until I had bleached them
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:56, Reply)

I'm going to go ahead and simply blanket ban finger sucking altogether.

( Kroney, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:58, Reply)

Ok but you can tell her that I am ramming home dry this evening

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:59, Reply)

Apparently the taste is not dissimilar to an overripe camembert
Poo, that is, not my fingers.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:56, Reply)

That's lovely.
Baked Camembert is fucking disgusting, by the way.
( Kroney, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:57, Reply)

Shit frenchman^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:57, Reply)

I like it smeared on a crusty baguette

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:57, Reply)

Poo or Camembert?
Actually it doesn't matter. Either way you're a fucking degenerate.
( Kroney, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:58, Reply)

I got really into Livarot last time I was in France
It's got quite a 'nose' to it, but is surprisingly creamy.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:00, Reply)

A strong blue or a hard, nutty cheese for me.
Mild soft cheeses are alright, but the stronger ones have the taste and consistency of that thick, yellow snot you get when you get properly ill.
( Kroney, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:02, Reply)

I once got so dehydrated my piss came out like snot I swear.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:04, Reply)

I was cleaning my winky in the bath the other night when a load of white snot came out the end of it
Is this normal?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:05, Reply)

No.
You have cancer.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:07, Reply)

Serious.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:16, Reply)

If rhythm is a dancer, right, then shouldn't The Wanted have asked
"Are we human or are we rhythm?"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:41, Reply)

I thought that was the Killers?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:52, Reply)

Tomato/tomato.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:54, Reply)

The Wanted are nothing like The Killers.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:56, Reply)

Aren't they both shit?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:02, Reply)

I almost put that but I quite like some of The Killers songs.
I wouldn't be true to myself.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:10, Reply)

What a Kint

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:07, Reply)

I dunno.
Felching sounds pretty grim.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:57, Reply)

Norman Stanley

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:12, Reply)

Never mind that. What's with all the bloobloo thread deletions lately?
Man up!

Must be the real names thing, right?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:09, Reply)

It all got a bit serious between Tim and Grime last night, didn't it Jison?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:12, Reply)

Oh hang on, I'd better edit that post...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:12, Reply)

That's ok ****, I'm not a big bloobloo over real life reveals!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:13, Reply)

Yeah, knowing someone's first name isnt really a massive thing
Fucks sake, I've posted a rightmove link to my house
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:14, Reply)

Damn right Susan
Bunch of precious pricks innit
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:18, Reply)

My name is not Susan
So watch what you say
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:46, Reply)

Sorry Sarah

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:49, Reply)

it's not right, but it's ok.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:56, Reply)

look m8 id appreciate you not posting my real name on here thanks

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:14, Reply)

Edited for you, dear.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:16, Reply)

he has a hair trigger temper, I sware down

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:21, Reply)

I know most of us know each other in real life now
or at least on facebook, but this is still 'Teh Internet', and any old Tom, Dick or Rory can see what's posted here.

Real names (and other real life information) are bad form.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:32, Reply)

exactly this
things come up on google or whatever; it's not cricket to share anything that you've been told in confidence but that hasn't been made public by the teller.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:54, Reply)

what, like LinkedIn details?
Quite.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:56, Reply)

I decided to have 2 zinc tablets today, instead of 1 to battle my bloobloo cold. 300% of my daily recommended intake.
Am I going to die?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:33, Reply)

spunk has loads of zinc in it an' all

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:34, Reply)

Well I'd best get it in then.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:39, Reply)

It doesn't have that much.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:03, Reply)

No, but it is inadvisable to take more than 15mg per day
Zinc can be toxic in high doses
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:35, Reply)

Yer that's way you should never zinc so low.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:38, Reply)

I am Adamite there is a pun there...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:40, Reply)

you wash your face in my zinc

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:52, Reply)

*appreciates*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:11, Reply)

Which is more than jay did with the top quality advice I gave him up there

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:16, Reply)

Gid moaning.,
(which from my backspazzing seems to sum up yesterday)

Nearly weekend so is everyone going to get on today?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:37, Reply)

My back has unspazzed recently
This is a GOOD thing
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:39, Reply)

probably not. Passes the time, dunnit.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:41, Reply)

Totally unrelated to the question but
I am listening to England's latest cricketing disaster on Radio 5 Live and I'm not sure what is upsetting me the most - England playing shit, or that both the commentator and 'expert' summariser are both WOMEN.

I mean for fuck sake. That is just not on. They're talking about what someone in the crowd was wearing and big Australian creepy crawlies in the bath FFS.

This is the end of days, you mark my words.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:41, Reply)

it's just not cricket.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:42, Reply)

It certainly isn't.
I thought I'd tuned into Woman's Hour.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:50, Reply)

I can just imagine them sat there with a cup of tea and some arranges Macaroons.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:54, Reply)

Racist

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:03, Reply)

The Oz bullied them as good as some on here could do.
I don't see most of our current team recovering from that. Agree with your girlie commentator view although that blonde on the sky footy programme is OK. But she doesn't commentate, she just banters with the lads
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:46, Reply)

Exactly. This situation requires Boycs. He knows how to handle a woman.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:49, Reply)

I know a song about that.
Well Geordie does
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:51, Reply)

I do?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:54, Reply)

It's a song from a musical.
Camelot, I think.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:58, Reply)

Getting punched in the face by them isnt exactly textbook is it?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:51, Reply)

It is in Cornwall

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:52, Reply)

Book em danno

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:53, Reply)

Football's one thing, they're mostly all women, anyway.
But cricket? I'm appalled and I don't even like cricket. What's next, females commentating on motorsports? A line must be drawn!
( Kroney, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:49, Reply)

Kitchen or bedroom - take your pick love.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:50, Reply)

Short boundaries

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:52, Reply)

It's vile and makes my stomach turn
The only evidence I want that someone's eating something is an empty plate at the end of it. No slapping, sucking or slurping. And close your fucking mouth. And if your mouth is closed why does it still sound like a washing machine full of cornflakes? Of just fuck off to another room. What's that? There's no other rooms in the restaurant? Well pick a better fucking restaurant next Valentines, love.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:48, Reply)

For Dozer xx
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3mP3mJDL2k

Rihanna and Shakira getting pervy. Possibly NSFW if you are prudish
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:52, Reply)

yer, I booked a day off for that
A whole day of Shak and Riri.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:57, Reply)

Shak and Riri make a porno.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:58, Reply)

yum yum yum

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:00, Reply)

This woman I work with will insist on licking her finger before turning over pages
How would she like it if I spat in the middle of her work, eh? EH? It's only a matter of quantity, after all
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:56, Reply)

I sometimes lick my fingers to separate carrier bags at the self serve.
OH, THE HUMANITY!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:58, Reply)

You fucking disgusting cunt, other people have to touch and lick them too.
AND the carrier bags.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:00, Reply)

Not as bad as the woman I saw
licking her fingers to separate dog poo bags
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:00, Reply)

They don't come with the dog poo ready coated.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:05, Reply)

This was second poo of the walk, though

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:07, Reply)

I bet her mouth looked like a melted bag of malteasers when she got home

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:09, Reply)

Oh god

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:10, Reply)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:26, Reply)

Why were you following this lady, lokes?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:09, Reply)

I wasn't
my dog was following hers, just happened to be going the same way.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:15, Reply)

+ Your Honour

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:22, Reply)

I have bought the wrong bags then

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:09, Reply)

Won't someone be a dear and start a new thread?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:03, Reply)

tell me more about your gay dog choking himself
what happened?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:04, Reply)

He was eating a rawhid bone thing and over chewing they get soft
There was the last knuckle i.e. 8===8 left and he was happily chewing away when I went to take him out for a walk. He then got excited and it lodged in his throat. I had to pick him up by the back legs and basically bagpipe him until it flew out again

First thing he did? Tried to eat the fucking thing again!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:07, Reply)

hahahaha
lucky for him he's a gay lapdog. he'd have died after a day in the wild.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:08, Reply)

It was fucking horrible
I thought he was going to die
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:09, Reply)

It could've been Ken Dodd's dad all over again

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:10, Reply)

INORITE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:10, Reply)

as I said yesterday
DOGS ARE FUCKING SHIT
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:14, Reply)

Mine is

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:15, Reply)

As is mine
and fucking selectively stupid.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:21, Reply)

poor little gaylord :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:11, Reply)

???
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bagpiping
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:09, Reply)

I was trying to cram some innuendo in there too
In real terms, I picked him up by just in front of his bag legs and squeezed
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Hey its cold and desolate in Newcastle
They have to keep warm somehow
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Seems like an odd way to unblock a windpipe

( Kroney, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Dont knock it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:11, Reply)

I'm certainly going to be stepping forward next time someone is choking in a restaurant

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:15, Reply)

Done

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:22, Reply)