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I've just earned 6 whole English paypal pounds for doing 2 surveys about household products.When did you last get something for nothing?
Alt. Best Power ballad, since we're on a music theme and I am saying 'Alone' by Heart. *air grabs*
AltAlt. Aldi just won best supermarket over Waitrose. Are you a supermarket snob or do you go cheap?
I do go to Aldi if it's near for fresh produce but their cooking sauces are vile
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:58,
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Don't buy their cooking sauces. Look on the internet and do it yourself. (, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:02, Reply)
I do generally make my own, but sometimes I can't be bothered :)(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:04,
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Nothing wrong with domios white sauce, does the job, and the red sauces you can spruce up yourself.Fuck making 2 different sauces for 1 dish.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:14,
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Rubbish. It's made in a factory the size of wherever you live. Southgate or Enfield or whatever.
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But if you ain't lookin' for michaline stars and just want to bung something in the oven after a day's work, then its no biggie, it's not exactly horrible.By the time you've mixed on some pre grated cheese, it makes no difference, and I basicly never have milk in either.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:31,
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It only takes about five minutes to make a Bechamel sauce(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:16,
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Do you do a little snigger every time you take a snipe at someone? it's just that, you seem to be doing that a lot and you don't really have the whit for it.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:31,
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* popcorn only travels 3 inches from hand ** looks at weak wrist with a sad and rueful smile *
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*grabs hammer**nails Bonzo's bollocks to a wall*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:45,
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Last time I tried to make one I was there about half an hour stood stirring it like a lemon.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:54,
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I haven't bought a cooking sauce since I was at uniI have been to aldi, seemed shit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:03,
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I thought he went to the University of West Englandshire(formerly Bath Polytechnic)
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:08,
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I can't believe no one nominated this band for best girl band:spaceghetto.us/?q=node/36926
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:06,
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I seem to recall some lesbo band that did a fingerbanging video to one of their songs. (, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:12, Reply)
trying to remember what they were calledBit of an avant garde group would have been about 4 years ago.
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Well google is no helpwww.google.co.uk/search?q=bit+of+an+avant+garde+group+that+did+a+fingerbanging+video+to+one+of+their+songs+about+four+years+ago&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&channel=sb&gws_rd=cr&ei=BmwDU-mBH4bJhAetjYHYBw
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:20,
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No. It wasn't funny in the slightest. Sorry.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:46,
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You didn't get something for nothing there jase Altalt: dunno woman's domain innit
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:07,
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A couple of procrastination clicks on a break. I'm classing that as free money.and Im helping choose products on YOUR supermarket shelf!
They're replacing Dettol cleaner with a new bleach-free product because of my clicks!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:09,
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I don't go to supermarketsTell it to the cleaner
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:10,
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Ok I don't know what you're on about today jayjay.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:12,
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I think he's trying to groom you(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:13,
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AltAlt: I am a food snob in so far as I won't buy supermarket meat & veg if I can avoid it. But as long as I can get decent bog roll & good coffee I don't mind which supermarket it comes from. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:08,
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Iceland is a horrible store. One near work and I went to get a pack of easy peel oranges. Vile.cram packed, some were broken, some mouldy :(
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:10,
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when you are a fat fingered bum bothereryou need all the help you can get,
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^ New sig there, Jase(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:15,
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But enough of their spoke-persons.... etc etc(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:16,
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Standard oranges require a decent fingernail length to peel.Something which is considered something of a social faux pas if you spend any amount of time sticking them up bumholes.
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Kroney, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:26,
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I don;t go out to buy easy peel, but if the option is there...(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:34,
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But you just said you did! I dunno what to believe anymore(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:36,
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You just specifically said you went to get them.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:40,
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sometimes I don't think before I type.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:46,
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ahahahajust occasionally, you demonstrate why you are allowed to be alive
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:19,
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What will you do with this massive windfall?Go out on a massive bender?
Or invest it in stocks and shares?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:10,
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hurhur, bender, 'cus he's a gay, innit.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:12,
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When I meet my mates here, I always text them "Do you wanna go for the cock in drag?"www.thaipubs.co.uk/location/cock-dragon
lawlaz
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:32,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLuaqNoxjro
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:13,
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Im saving the earnings from my research questionnaires to buy something fancy.If I get 2 a month Im quids in come Christmas!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:29,
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£12 a month over 12 months...?...that's GROSS!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:36,
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Depends how many questionnaires Im given dunnit.Don't be jelly
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:39,
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I've just googled them - he looks nothing like you(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:26,
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^He was FIT in American Horror Story: Asylum. Even with an arm ripped off.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:30,
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Got a free watch for completing a fleet driver questionnaire and agreeing to try out new VW carsAlt: I'll get back to you, can't think of one at the moment
Altalt: Aldi fillet steaks are excellent. Fresh stuff's pretty good but limited in range.
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i was working late with my trainee the other night, and bought a crunchie for us to sharewhen we opened it, we'd won another free chocolate bar.
alt: "we're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks..." I did hear meatloaf wrote that. I hope it's true.
altalt: we're talking me, here. what do you think?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:19,
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Six figure salary and you make the poor cow share a chocolate bar?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:21,
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Dear FroggleI hope you are happy with Swipe "working late" with her trainee, I don't want to be the bearer but this is normally the first story, it will then be "sorry I cant make it to dinner I have to go to..."
HTHs
Bonz
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Dear BonzThe trainee in question is a well fit bird I'm hoping will be involved in my answer to this weeks QOTW.
Regards,
Frog
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:35,
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Ding DongIn that case young froggles may I wish you gods speed and best wishes to all who sail in her.
*removes top hat in respect*
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Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell,But I've been seen with Farrah.
I'm never seen with anything less than a nine, so fine.
I've been on fire with Sally Field,
Gone fast with a girl named Bo,
But somehow they just don't end up as mine.
It's a death defyin' life I lead,
I take my chances.
I die for a livin' in the movies and TV.
But the hardest thing I ever do
Is watch my leadin' ladies
Kiss some other guy while I'm bandagin' my knee.
I might fall from a tall building,
I might roll a brand new car.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star.
I never spend much time in school
But I taught ladies plenty.
It's true I hire my body out for pay, Hey Hey.
I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs,
Blown up for Raquel Welch.
But when I end up in the hay it's only hay, Hey Hey.
I might jump an open drawbridge,
Or Tarzan from a vine.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:41,
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"Total Eclipse of the Heart" is a song written and produced by Jim Steinman, and recorded by Welsh singer Bonnie Tyler"
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:31,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:32,
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She was pissed on Never Mind The Buzzcocks. lols viewing.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:36,
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I like that "It's all Coming Back To Me Now" by the Dion woman too. (
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:31,
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All the video's for the songs are the same too.Grand buildings, flowing curtains, candlesticks, motorbikes. Standard.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:37,
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I like that one too, love a bit of meatloaf, first album I bought I think, maybe.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:33,
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I'd Lie For You And That's The Truth!!I love a good air grab.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:38,
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Only thing with him, and it don't bother me that much but would others, is that he's a complete NRA nut.He ain't a bad actor either.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:40,
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In all honestly, if I could sing in anyone's voice, I think he'd be my first pic.That would be a good alt for the future, "Who's tallents would you knick if you could"
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:40,
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That's just practice, innit. Plus it comes with cheat codes.According to my sister-in-law, who speaks five, most of the romance languages are largely the same and once you know Italian, you're halfway to Spanish, Portuguese and Romanian.
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Kroney, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:58,
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I liked him in Spice World: The Movie(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:43,
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Gary Glitter got cut because of 'the troubles'(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:48,
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No, he tried to fuck kids.Don't think he was into choirboys though
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:54,
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I didnt know that...this made me laugh though (wiki)
Politics[edit]
On October 25, 2012, Meat Loaf endorsed Mitt Romney for President of the United States, citing poor relations with Russia as a major reason he had been "arguing for Mitt Romney for a year".[73] Meat Loaf explained that "I have never been in any political agenda in my life, but I think that in 2012 this is the most important election in the history of the United States." He cited "storm clouds" over the United States, and "thunder storms over Europe. There are hail storms – and I mean major hail storms! – in the Middle East. There are storms brewing through China, through Asia, through everywhere."[73] The same day, he performed "America the Beautiful" standing next to Romney.[74][75] Due to his failure to complete his voter registration, Meat Loaf was unable to vote for Mitt Romney
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IN 2012 FUCK SHITPANTS LOAF(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:05,
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alt: at the risk of sounding more niche than DozerI've always liked "Silent Lucidity" by Queensryche.
Or "Who Wants To Live Forever" by Queen, not sure if that qualifies as a "power ballad", though.
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You're an evolutionary puzzle, according to the BBC.I'd write in and complain, if I were you.
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Kroney, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:55,
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Me in particular?If it's another gay thing I've already flown the flag for the cause enough for one year.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:56,
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Yeah, you specifically.The title's "The evolutionary puzzle of homosexuality, but especially that GeordieJay off the internet."
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Kroney, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:00,
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So I have to go hunting this out now. Link fail.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:02,
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I didn't post a link. That's not a link fail.A link fail is when you attempt to post a link and then fuck it up. Hence "fail".
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Kroney, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:03,
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I got kicked repeatedly in the head, and I'm getting £300 for it, does that count?Alt: Agreed
AltAlt: Aldi are excellent for much of their stuff, especially the frozen. However, the pre-bagged vegetables can be a bit of a pain, especially if you only need 1 of a certain item.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:04,
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I think anyone who kicks another person in the head should get an immediate attempted manslaughter charge.What do they think is going to happen?
Morons.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:10,
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They are kicking a guy in the head with all intention of injuring or worse. Using their foot as a weapon.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:17,
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but this isnt an offense known to law according to wikipedia.The intent is there.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:18,
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'manslaughter' is by definition where there is no intent to killSo it's therefore impossible to have 'attempted manslaughter', as attempt implies intent.
Hope this helps.
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If it carries intent, it's attempted murder.Manslaughter is an accidental killing. That's the distinction he's making.
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Kroney, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:20,
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yeah, that's the one. I need to brush up on my Silent Witness(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:23,
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What I'm taking from this is that your head is worth less than a decent suit.(
Kroney, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:13,
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the head kicks may explain the novelty t shirts and the puerile music taste(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:18, Reply)
Your al rong.It's Hysteria by Def Leppard.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:05,
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Contrary to what I said earlier, I'm going to Morrisons tonight to spend £100 so I get 10% cash back by using my lloyds debit card.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:08,
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Is it worth spending more.I fell into this trap with home delivery. Spend this much to get this much off. It's just buying more than you would normally.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:16,
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I will just stock up on the usual consumables innit(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:20,
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I use Aldi but only for the nice middle class produce. All cooking sauces are shit, sugary horid shit.I went to a German Chinese restaurant once and ordered Sweet and Sour Chicken, the sauce was as far removed from what we are used to in English Chinese restaurants it was unreal. Then I went to China and that sauce was even more different. My point is, sauces are like you know different like people.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:14,
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A chinese takeaway is a minefield and no mistake.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:20,
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Like Chinky blokes after i have reamed their poor slitty sphincters.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:39,
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Alt: Philosophy of the World by The Shaggs(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:28,
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I've had a big win on a case at work. The celebration lunch is in Paris! At a restuarant called Le Chiberta. The beef main course is €60!!!!!
In your face Aldi cooking sauces.
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Did you not read Jason's post?He just earned SIX whole English paypal pounds for doing two surveys about household products.
Stick that up your lunch in Paris!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:32,
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Soz. Just wanted to show off a bit. Bribery & Corruption says I am not allowed to take the full value of the entertaining that day (it doesn't but our compliance department are pricks and talk shit) so my firm has agreed to stump up the Eurostar fare. A day return Bidniss class is £490, robbing cunts.
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Everyone in compliance is a prick(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:37,
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Diddling people's grandmothers out of their compo really does pay well, doesn't it?(
Kroney, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:38,
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Certainly does, Gaston. Going to the Mere Pays though as far as you are concerned.
I was just checking out the menu, they have a soup that costs €90. Hahahahahaha.
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Do they do a vegetarian option?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:44,
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Appetizers
Soup of black truffles and artichokes, mushrooms brioche €62
Main
Risotto with black truffle and parmesan €60
Fish any good to you? Other than that, you are on the cheese course.
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YOURN ALL red trousered Ben Fogle Hooray Henry Tory voting pricksWhaaaaaaaaaaaaqaaaaaaaa
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:31,
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you're a beret wearing socialist voting pooray pierre, depadiue garlic prick(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:42,
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Bored with this now.It's descended into the usual bully boredom.
Next!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 16:07,
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