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which of these two is the dumber? one who thought "barraco barner" was the uk president.... and one who thought cereal with double cream and jam was "healthy"www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2575436/Dumb-Britain-Beautician-laughs-Twitter-storm-mistakenly-spelling-Barack-Obama-Barraco-Barner-sparks-inevitable-parody-accounts.html#comments
www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2566668/Man-piled-pounds-thanks-balanced-diet-actually-loaded-calories.html
alt: who is the dumbest person you know?
altalt: WEEKEND PLANS???
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:42,
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WHAT WAS WRONG WITH MY THREAD YOU WHORE OF BABYLON(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:45,
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it is a good idea if you are looking for a laughit is a very bad idea if you are looking for information. unless that information is the bikini size of a z-list sleb.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:48,
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sure, if your idea of a laugh isOMG immigrants terrorists houseprices won't somebody think of the children and just look how fat this shleb who just gave birth is needs to lose some weight the fat cow......
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it makes me glad to be an intelligent and normal human being, when i read some of the comments on therebut I only ever read the occasional article. i'm the only guardian reader in Kensington, me.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:57,
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I like how the readers wank themselves into a self-righteous frenzy while reading about this week's Yewtree hitlistand then five minutes later wank themselves into a different sort of frenzy over 'She's a big girl now - blah blah nearly legal 14 year old stunner blah blah shows her curves in revealing swimsuit blah blah relaxing on private beach 5 miles from our yacht-mounted telephoto"
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:00,
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Fuck off you fat ginger cunt/ac
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:55,
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you could do a lot worse than nakers, old bean(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:57,
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I'd rather fuck him than you. Despite your aim to bang as many B3tans as possible you'll have to console yourself that you won't ever get your slack jaw anywhere near my pulsating magnificence. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:05,
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i think we are both extremely happy with this state of affairs(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:06,
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I did split the vote by including bumhole as well(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:48,
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Altalt: hopefully sleep, also preparing for a mediation session. Plus watching the rugby.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:48,
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prepare by drinking whiskey and watching violent pornography(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:48,
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I want Konnie Huq to perform some serious sexual deviancy in my bedroom. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:51,
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Cindy Crawford would be a midget to you though(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:58,
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Did you see Christine Brinkley in the paper a couple of weeks ago? She is 62!! Google search her. She looks 35.
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now picturing barry scott with a moustache in niche videos:(((((((((((((((((((((
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:02,
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BANG!AND THE SPUNK HAS GONE!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:02,
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Looking forward to Sunday, Bug game.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:50,
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I'm spending it with a Taff mate of mine who I haven't seen for ages. Should be an excellent afternoon. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:52,
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Probably best you take a weapon, He's bound to be bigger than you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:00,
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FuckI was supposed to be meeting my Welsh chum to watch the rugby on Sunday
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:01,
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I can sort of understand someone thinking the cereal guy, There's a lot of advertising telling you stuff is healthy when it really isn't, and if you're a bit thick you might get lost. I can even sort of understand the spelling of Barack name, but thinking he is the prime minister is inexcusably fucking retarded.
Alt: One of the guys I met in Wales, poor fella was so stupid I was surprised he knew which way round his shoes went on.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:49,
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I just found this that is reliventwww.vice.com/en_uk/tag/Cry-Baby+of+the+Week
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:52,
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There are so many fucking stupid people in the worldI'm sure there are more thickies now than say 10 years ago
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My mate Harry - more gullible than dumb
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Father-in-law and step-daugher/step-daughter boyfriend all visiting this weekend so it will involve fajitas, beer and gardening
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:56,
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Your father-in-law is your step-daughter's boyfriend? Tsk. Northerners.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:58,
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It would have made more sense to suggest that your SD was also her own boyfriend (, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:13, Reply)
It's because they're kept alive by getting jobs in nice sade call centres, Rather than dying nice and young in some sort of mining accident they brought upon themselves.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:59,
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Anyone who comments on the Daily Mail, taking it seriously is thick as fuck.Alt. Probably me. Though there are some right thicko's in the office.
altalt. Bindun. Having some deliveries (NOT in the back), some engineers and pottering in le garden. Throw in a bit of fizz, food and a spliff or 2 and you have yourself a weekend.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:57,
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one kid I went to school with reckoned his parents should have paid less tax as they were sendibg him to a fee paying schoolAnother kid, son of a farmer, tried telling me that his dad was poor and didn't make any money from the farm. Said son of farmer was a boarder, so his dad could find the thousands of pounds for school fees and boarding fees, yet made no money.
Fucking stupid, these private school counts.
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maybe he was on a scholarship, or maybe someone else like a grandparent had paidDIDN'T THINK OF THAT, DID YOU?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:20,
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Dozer? Think? Don't be daft. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:21,
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this is a good pointso come on, are you engaged yet or what?????????????
how are the dogs?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:22,
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Not engaged yet, Got a box for the ring that was too small for the ring. But we're off to the seaside this weekend, might do it Sunday.
This is not about anal.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:24,
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THEN YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:25,
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No. Do you?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:43,
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well fingers crossedat least you have a real ring. my friend proposed with a haribo and she ate it before he could get the words out.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:35,
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I proposed without a ring, as I had previously been instructed she would want to chose it herself. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:41,
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Ended up costing me £12,500. Yes £12,500, that wasn't a typo. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:44,
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Shit. I think I've done it wrong.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:46,
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Well it depends...if it's a couple of hundred quid from Argos...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:51,
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I'm poor, but I'm not an idiot. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 17:06,
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Fucking hellMy wedding cost less than that
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:46,
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I designed my wifes engagment and wedding ringwith her input from a local jewellers...
but proposed without it
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Well, that's a bit shit. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:43,
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I got a lot of points for the manner of the proposal. Carved it in snow in the garden and asked to come outside to look at something. Her response: get off your knees you'll get cold. Yes. I'm not good at commitment, yes. Can we Go back inside now? Yes.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:46,
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Wait, she said she wasn't good at commitment? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:48,
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But it was plain sailing from then on yeah?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:49,
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It's not a very expensive ring. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:44,
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That is not the point. Ask her dude. Just get on with it. Stick a hoola hoop on her if necessary. The £ ain't what matters.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:49,
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I managed to get ring size and stuff through nefarious means, I'm surprised she hasn't found it to be honest. It's been in a drawer for weeks now.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 17:11,
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I also got her ring size through nefarious meansIfyouknowwhatImeanandIthinkyoudo.
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yeah well that kid wasn't using his place at a state school so should haev got a rebate really(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:28,
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I am, yesFor about 10 more minutes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:38,
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Ugh, there is a really fat family in the pub having their 'tea'(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:56,
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well, keep your ugly stoned face away from them, you'll put them off their grub(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 17:00,
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You appear to be in a cov establishment full of poor people. You only have yourself to blame for this.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 17:02,
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It's a shit pubBut it's the nearest to little tangle's piano lesson
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 17:03,
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Ha, That's nothing, I had dinner in a Witherspoon in Newport. On curry night.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 17:13,
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They're both WTN.Alt: People. People are idiots. Especially customers.
AltAlt: cleaning out the car. Lots of runs to the tip. Repeat. Next weekend: Jeffstock III
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 17:24,
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I'm from there mate.I know these people, I speak the language, I eat the food. Still got big stick though.
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Wirral, go on admit it southern scouser.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 19:29,
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My ex mother in lawThick as a whale omelette. wondered why Ludovic Kennedy didn't have an American accent 'like all of the other Kennedys'.
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